/wwe/ General #1730 - House Show Edition

>>869384
Who's driving you lad? your mum?

All UFC draws are maymays lads, just face it.

>Brock
Wwe meme

>Anderson Silva
Muh kicks hue

>GSP
Cuck french faggot meme

>Rhonda
Muh beats jobbers

>Mcgoober
Real life shitposter meme with meme hair and meme beard

>soon to be Holly
Christian grill meme

>jon jones
Le black guy who beats cucks meme

>>869394
Nah me and my brother went.

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So Stardust is gonna get BLACKED soon

>>869395

Ah I had a feeling the shitposter from /heem/ posted here too

>>869403
He gets BLACKED every night by Eden

So Reigns has literally became the next Cena incarnate in terms of hate. Your thoughts?

>>869403
Why doesn't Titus learn how to wrestle

>>869409

But I don't hate him

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All these red necks around me are booing lol

>>869416
Welp Lana is cutting a promo insulting sports team...and its working

>>869419
>insulting houston sports
thats pretty much like kicking someone while they are dying.

>>869409
>Smarks hating the current prominent face in company for no reason

news at 10

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Gorillaposter where you at?

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>>869425
hes so over isnt he?

>>869424
> no reason

So are you being disingenuous or just stupid?

>>869425

>yfw Ryback injures Rusev

>>869431
I hear a bunch of kids chanting his meme phrase. I made a pro Rusev comment and this kid turned back and glared at me

>>869441
da big guy.
lel kids are always interesting fans.

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ONE MAN BAND

>>869432
What reason do they have to compare him to Cena?

His spots aren't lazy
He's not a media whore
He doesn't have a ten-year career of burying everyone he fights

>>869390
i'm glad you got there safely anon, I was worried about you

>>869440
>again

>>869448
Thanks man.

R-Truth vs Slater

>>869446
Shit man im jelous.

I hope he wins.

>>869447
Cena didn't need to be on top for a decade for the fans to turn against him either, junior

18+

> His spots aren't lazy

kek

>>869446
i'm so glad Mr. Miller is back on Raw

>>869454
Lost :/

>>869460
Damm, does this mean he wont get any kind of push with his stable?

>>869461

Heels don't win on house shows

>>869461
House shows aren't canon anon don't worry. Usually faces win and its to test who draws or not

Tag team, Kalisto and midget vs Los Matadores. Looks like a piss break to me.

>>869462
>>869464
Phew.

I really want Slater to have some success with his stable.

Results OP?

>>869472
Jericho beat ADR

Titus BLACKED Stardust

Ryback beat Rusev

R-Truth beat Slater

And looks like Sin Cara is gonna beat Los Matadores

>>869432
All i'll say is this shit is fake. So i could care less about the wrestling aspect. Cena is the GOAT, but reigns doesn't have it to be the next Cena. He isn't charismatic and he is given the most cheesiest lines to say. He is getting over slowly and way too much help. Let's see how the crowd reacts this coming ppv.

>>869475

Thankyou Based OP

>>869476
>to be the next Cena

This concept is flawed. There doesn't need to be a "next Cena", they need to book Reigns to his strengths, which is a badass madman Samoan, and not his weaknesses which is cutting kiddie promos.

>>869476
All you said was a bunch of dumb childish shit.

> Let's see how the crowd reacts this coming ppv.

I'm sure a crowd of international smarks will be thrilled to see the Royal Rumble be ruined just to make a Vince pet project look really, really strong

>>869481
> book Reigns to his strengths

"Tagging w/ Rollins and/or Ambrose?"

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IS HE AUTISTIC?

>>869488
>Tagging w/ Rollins

No, that's Deanetty's strength. Being in a program with Rollins.

>>869493
Man Lesnar is good at selling. Sheamus irish whipped him on the steps and that shit went flying.

Pretty good match. Sheamus put up a good fight but he used his finisher multiple times and it didn't do much to Lesnar.

A lot of suplexes and an F-5 and a win for Lesnar.

>>869510
Sheamus works really well with big guys.

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Looks like we got Deanetty vs KO ME tonight.

Title match

Tamina vs Brie

Summer Rae special referee.

Surprised Brie got a huge pop

Fuck house shows desu people in WWE complain about overexposure making the product stale and then do 18 shows a week. They should be doing everything they can to keep kayfabe alive as well.

>>869522
Why are you surprised? Bellas are over as fuck, also
>being one of those cunts constantly on their phone instead of actually having fun

>>869523
> house shows
> overexposure

They are literally only seen by the people who go to them you dumb bastard

>>869525
Do you think they get their memories wiped after the show?

>>869523

House shows only "suck" cause camera phones exist and the internet has grown to what it is.

Tyler Breeze

His iPhone disconnected at enterance and came back at shitty laggy quality

>>869528
I wish your memory of this site got wiped so you couldn't post this retarded bullshit on it

>>869522
bellas get a huge pop everywhere

only virgins say they arent over lmao

still laugh every time sasha and a bellas has a match, sasha comes out to crickets, bella gets a huge pop

Damn Dolph also got a huge ass pop.

>>869533
>His iPhone disconnected at enterance and came back at shitty laggy quality
so basically an example of his mainroster career.

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whats this

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whats this?

>>869542
ceasro trying to steal cenas charisma while hes under the knife.

>>869537

lmao

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fuck off triple H ??????

>>869524
i'm always shocked at how much bellas gear I see on chicks at these shows. Last year I saw a really good looking chick decked out in Brie merch, shirt, hat, bella pants, everything

I didn't even know they made pants

>>869543
>>869547
>tfw sef looked up at that HHH poster everyday during his recovery in Birmingham

^:)

>>869536
>go to house show
>broken kayfabe everywhere and random matches
>tell people about it
>post about it online (like the faggot itt)
>record it and post it online
>this isnt overexposure of wrestlers
You're literally retarded

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Dean vs KO Street Fight

>>869556
Let us know if they actually do any actual hardcore spots in a houseshow

I am going to the house show in Montgomery tomorrow. Bork won't be there l, but it should be alright. I'll post about it.

>>869557
given that hes mr czw there should at least be one spot.

>>869556
ummmmmmm wheres ROMAN?

>>869556
With the double count-out on Smackdown it's almost certain that this is going to be our Royal Rumble title match between those two

>>869560
You know, KO was in CZW too

and Cesaro (with Hero even)

Who /justoneman/ here?

>>869564

They were in many promotions.

>>869564
dean actually was the CZW world champion twice, even had a long reign with it and made his name there. The rest didnt.

>>869557
Just played with Kendo sticks and chairs. Arena demanded tables, Dean pulled one and KO power bombed him. Dean one with a finisher on a chair and table piece.

>>869569
> Hero didn't make his name with CZW

But that's wrong

>>869569
>CZW world champion

This is so hilarious to read

>TNA fans are this autistic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1TM23w1n9w

>>869554
> too retarded to know how to hide a thread

>>869573

Who would even buy a tna game ever

>>869554

>He thinks house shows are canon or a new thing

18+ family

KEK botchamania best of

KOK

>>869582
Calm down right now

Is Lesnar gonna go to the nearest Jimmy Johns afterwards?

WWE.com has an interview with Finn about those NJPW rumors

>>869585
Yes, I believe he's contractually obligated to do so

>>869586
copy and paste it here, or atleast the interesting parts

>>869589
>WWE.COM: You’ve gone on record as saying you’re happy to help mold the future of NXT instead of rushing your way to the main roster, but if The Bullet Club shows up on Raw are you going to be with them?

>BÁLOR: Well, I am happy in NXT...... if Bullet Club were to arrive on Monday Night Raw, there would be no better way for Finn Bálor to make his debut than with his best friends by his side.

>>869588
>At Jimmy Johns
>Oh my God Brock, you were awesome at the show
>...th-thanks
>Can I have your autograph?
>...well...I uh...s-sure
>drops pen while signing autograph
>I'm sorry, h-haha
>Heyman comes and rescues him out of the situation

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How hard would you mark if his first match is squashing Darren Young

>>869591
would work really great at the raw after mania.

>>869599
D. Young is out

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I wish this storyline got to be finished. I genuinely wonder what they were going to do with it

>>869610
In a alternate universe, we saw where that story was going and Chris Benoit would be at the performance center as a trainer.

>>869610
Linda McMahon planned it or something

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>>869556
How fucking stupid is WWE that Wrestlemania's coming up and with Cena, Orton, Rollins, Nikki, Cesaro, and Sting out on injury they're going to have a hardcore match between two upper-midcarders at a fucking house show

They're going to risk crippling their only fat draw and one of their biggest draws for PG females to entertain a handful of truckers on shore leave

Vince should be treating them like glass figurines unless he wants Tyler Breeze and Darren Young to main event WM

>>869610
Supposedly it would've been Vince faking it

Mr. Kennedy was going to be involved

>>869614
Benoit would've died in 2007 no matter what

His brain was mush and his heart was about to burst

>>869617
Hardcore Matches are not as taxing as you'd think, they're just got to take a few cane shots and maybe a table bump

> Nikki

lol

>>869617
Exactly, Seth got injured against Kane.. KANE! In some bumfuck flyover state.

There really should be an off-season, it would benefit wrestlers greatly and hell even creative.

>>869620
Have sex, idiot

>>869621
It wasn't because of the hardcore match Seth was injured though. It was his landing in a regular move he does all the time

>>869620
I'd say Benoit ruined how extreme these hardcore matches can get.

>>869614
eddie would have and would have trained the A+ player and maybe have a feud with him or go to lucha underground.

>>869621
> creative

Unless Vince seeks mental treatment during this offseason, no, no it will not

>>869617
literally every house show ends with a hardcore/street fight/whatever match that always involves, kendo sticks, tables, and chairs. these are safer than doing dangerous flippy spots

>>869622
> be wrong
> meme in response

every fuckin time

Booker T should main event Wrestlemania Star

hes from texas

>>869638
Rematch with Triple H. Book it!

>>869638
So is Goldust

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>>869639
Oh I know exactly how I'll book it, anon.

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>>869617
>Next house show
>Taker vs. Rybotch in a last man standing inferno match
>Kevin Owens vs. Beeg in a 240-minute ironman match
>Dean Ambrose navigating through one of Jigsaw's torture rooms from saw, the one where you have to find the key in the pit of needles
>Vince comes out and auctions the divas off to thirsty rednecks
>He gradually eliminates the entire roster until Roman is the only A+ left, forcing the crowd to cheer Roman by default

>>869618
>Mr. Kennedy was going to be involved

Aww that would have been awesome. It's a shame he pissed off Orton and Cena he had a great gimmick

>
>Vince comes out and auctions the divas off to thirsty rednecks

Nice

>>869614
And we would've gotten the punk Benoit series

>>869617

>Nikki

Lmao

Anyone watch TNA's PPV tonight?

>WE WANT CENA
>CENA SUCKS
>WE WANT CENA
>CENA SUCKS

>comes back
>immediately injured

why
why

>>869610
Me too, at the time I was bummed about it getting cut, but only weeks after the benoit tragedy, that shit hit me hard, I stopped watching till 2012 shortly after that incident.
Fuck you Kevin Sullivan.

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>>869650
And Punk would never have ended up leaving, thus the streak would never have been broken, Hogan wouldn't have been caught saying nigger and Warrior wouldn't have died so suddenly.

>>869617
Modern "hardcore" matches aren't very dangerous, they don't even take headshots any more.

>>869662
malenko will get revenge eventually.

>>869666
>red suit
BMJ gives no fucks.

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they've already taken off the roman reigns side plates

he aint winnin shit kek at this company

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>>869671
the man is absolutely based

>>869672
thats the promo belt you can tell because its not missing any stones, the actual belt roman uses is the one thats missing a shit load of stones.

>>869677
That's because of stupid Seth.

>>869677
just fuck up my kayfabe senpai

>>869650
>jesus this guy would rather actually kill himself than be seen in the ring with this scrawny looking waffle cook

and that's why punk was never allowed to main event mania

>>869677
How is it difficult to replace a few fake diamonds

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>>869654
>WM main event
>Sheamus circling the ring impatiently as the cameras focus on the ramp
>Crowd whipped into a frenzy of anticipation for the challenger
>Lights get dark
>Crowd enters stunned silence
>Lights get even darker
>Nikki Bella is standing behind a thin curtain at the top of the ramp with her head held low, her eyes shut, and her fists clenched
>The sun burns out and our solar system goes cold and black
>Crowd is watching with a mix of sheer panic and dumb petrification, causing the matter around them to stop vibrating completely as reality unravels itself
>The nosebleed section begins enduring the perils of war, famine, pestilence and death as forces unbeknownst to mortals have observed the intensity of the following bout and deemed the moment due for an ending to all things
>Nikki opens her eyes and faces her left
>"Hit my music."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7arZaqRlk_U

>>869684
FEARLESS

>>869683
They don't have the money to do shit like that.

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>>869686
>don't have the money to buy dollar store items

>>869672
Roman seriously can't put on a good smile

>>869684
I would be marking out at mania bro

>>869695
Roman's smile always looks like he just ate another man's lungs

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>>869695
Doesn't matter. He is still banging a 10/10

>>869700
She look like a rotten banana

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>>869695
he only looks cool when hes cool

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>I see many of you think I need neck surgery. I heard weeks ago that Meltzer stated it as a fact. I don't keep up with gossip, so I didn't think anything of it. As far as my shoulder, I was cut on 12/8. Things are ahead of schedule and I'm pumped to get back to work. As far as my neck, and I'm only debunking this 'fact' for the sincerely concerned fans, I DONT need neck surgery. Remember, unless you hear about it on WWE.com, you really should take everything you read online concerning pro wrestling with a grain of salt.

B A S E D O R T O N
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THE VIPER OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE RKO TO MELTZER AND THE DIRTSHEETS

ORTONS GOING TO MANIA MAGGLE
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT BASED RANDY!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WRESTLEMANIA IS SAVED!

>>869708
orton run in at mania?

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>>869708
>tfw Batista and Randy Orton will finally main event at wrestlemania and it will be the biggest wrestlemania of all time

le goat manlet BTFO

>>869708
DIRT SHEETS BTFO

>>869705
We need a clearer version of this so someone can shop in a stand

>>869717
a stand? what do you mean?

>>869717
>>>reddit

>>869708
Nobody cares

Randy isn't a draw and has stopped being irrelevant since 2010

>>869708
I want Jericho vs heel Randy at WM

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>ever going to a house show

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>>869723
>I want face Jericho

>>869720
W-what if I said I wanted to shop him onto an attorney's desk instead

>>869717
>>869720
>>869727
wtf are you actually talking about what the fuck

fuck off reddit

>>869700
>this is considered a 10/10 on Samoan Island

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Lol he gets pussy and you don't

>>869730
>implying he doesn't watch from the closet as that ring rat gets railed by various wrestlers

>>869728
>wtf
>calls someone else reddit

>>869742
Okay???

>>869744
>???

stop

>>869742
>>869746
hello reddit

>>869746
Hammer time

>>869708

BASED ORTON BLOWING OUT THE FATSOS WHO READ DIRTSHEETS ALL DAY AND BELIEVE "THE MELTZ" IS A GOOD SOURCE ON ANYTHING

Bray Wyatt vs Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania

This fucking booking is undeniably good that will make Brock look strong, make Bray look strong and will get everybody over.

>during the royal rumble at least 3 members face off with brock in the ring
>they all fight and ends Wyatts pushing Brick Lesnar over the top rope
>lesnar is enraged
> pauly comes out on the post-raw to complain
>Wyatts interupt
>epic start to future Bray vs Paul mic fights
>next week same thing, it ends with Wyatts getting the upperhand until Brock hits them off and scares them away
>Strategic sneak attacks
>Brock vs Braun at Fastlane
>Brock vs Rowan next Raw
>Brock vs Luke next Raw
>Brock goes ever all 3 while making Rowan and Luke look like chumps but pull a good evenly matched match out of Braun
>after that Bray challenges Brock 1 on 1 at WM
>Paul accepts
>more epic mic fights
>match at wrestlemania is a 5 star classic
>Bray goes over Brock with assistance with from the Wyatt family
>this victory leads to Bray winning the WWE title at Summerslam
>Brock comes back and reignites the fued
>Brock does the bullshit where he comes back every 2 months
>the fued ends with Brock going over and winning the title at Royal Rumble

Rate muh booking

>>869766
Tldr

>>869766

didnt read famalam

>>869766
2/10 because you used Bork Lazer. WWE is being forced to push younger talent and you go back to the well.

>>869769
>>869768
18+

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>ywn be pyceb

>>869766
>Bray Wyatt vs Brock Lesnar
stopped reading there

>>869723
This match literally happened at NoC 2014

It was shit, that's why you don't remember it

>>869776

lucky man

>>869773
No need to get booty blasted because people don't wanna read your fantasy booking.

>>869771
Are you retarded? There is literally no young talent with enough star power to get anyone over.

>>869778

Was this the match where Jericho went to the top rope and waited like 2 minutes for Randy to get up for an "RKO out of nowhere?"

>>869780
Wrong

>>869783
twas a great flying nothing 2bh faggots fuck off

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>>869776

Based.

I thought 4chan was 18+, why do y'all still watch children shows?

>>869782
You don't need "star power" to get somebody over

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>>869768
>>869769
This is what I get for my first time fantasy booking? uh fuck you

>>869786
>my girlfriend's son

>>869787

I thought so too "PooPoo-style Chinese Bread"

>>869787
Are you a Nakamemefag?

>>869621
It was in Ireland I think

>>869782
>Bray Wyatt
>Dean Ambrose
>Roman Reigns
>Kevin Owens

There's plenty of time to book them well and they are over whether you want to admit it or not.

>>869786
>Gay

rusev literally btfo
rusev KEK

>>869766
Sounds okay, better than sethfags or Ambrosefags about them going over Lesnar.

>>869784
K, kiddo.
>>869782
I also forgot Rusev and Big E. Again, there are a few months to book them well.

>>869798
Right? who wouldn't want to see Bray vs Paul every week?

>>869796
>deanetty
>bray
jobbers and one is riding the roman coattails
>roman
well hes being pushed
>owens
hes tricky, hes a solid midcarder but im not sure if i would buy him as a maineventer.

>>869802
I don't. Bray's gimmick and promos are shit

>>869808
You have to be under 18 to post in this general.

>>869814
>liking Bray's boring promos

>>869816
Just because you don't take them seriously because he's a glorified jobber doesn't mean he's a bad promo.

alright wrestling fags listen up real close cause this is the last and final chance i'm giving your fat asses to get off my board.

/asp/ was originally created for people who who actually participate in their sports. which is why you see threads like MMA where people discuss styles and give others tips. NOT because they think it's cool after seeing it on a fucking tv show like you nerds but because it helps us become better fighters in real life. you see our practice of these sports has given us the right to post here. how many of you actually train to become "wrestlers" (i keep the word quoted because it's not really wrestling it's fucking soap opera)? i bet there's not a single one who actually is training. NO you just watching your shitty tv show all fucking day. THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS BOARD WAS FUCKING MADE FOR

IT WAS MADE FOR PEOPLE WHO PARTICIPATE IN THEIR SPORTS

IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEADS??????????????????????????????????????????????????? YOU FUCKING RETARDED AUTISTIC SHITS

maybe we could come to some sort of agreement since it seems that the guys over on /sp/ really hate you (with good reason) and don't want you back i guess you have no choise but to stay here. BUT can you atleast limit the amount of threads you make? im not saying you can't make threads but add a few rules to it

>only make a new general when the old one drops to page 3
>don't make shitloads of threads about the same subject (really there's no need to)
>smal items don't need their own threads you can just put them in the general
>stop the fucking retared "is he autisic" threads and other shitposting
>STOP FUCKING USING TERMS LIKE "PLAYING WITH TOY GUNS" OR "MMAUTISTS" AND STOP FUCKING CALLING REAL WRESTLING GAY
>that means no trolling of ANY kind

if you can comperehend this set of rules i believe we would be happy to accept you here and allow you to post your threads

thank you

>>869827
I personally enjoy them being here, they're like your retarded cousin who you can laugh at

>>869776
living the dream

>>869827
Get us back on /sp/ and we'll gladly leave

>>869844
Lol but /wwe/ needs to be on /tv/

>>869847
First sensible thing you've said all day.

>>869849
>>869847
No it doesnt, /tv/ is full of autists. It would be a bad fit, we are sports fans not autists

>>869827
Phone up Hiro then, dickmunch.

We didn't ask to migrate here.

>>869827
>and allow you to post your threads

like you can do anything to stop it.

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Seth Rollins billed height: 6'1
Xavier Woods billed height: 5'11

Who's lying?

hey house show guy

did you look for based brennan

>>869863
wwe

>>869863
xavier is litearlly 5'6

>>869871
He is an inch shorter tha KO

>>869863
seth its probably taller, made him short to make sure roman looked taller.

>>869855
Speak for yourself.

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>>869882
fucking dumbass

Does King hate Heyman in real life? He seems to take a bit too much joy in calling him a walrus.

>>869890
Probably, jews aren't very friendly people, unless they want something from you

>>869887
are you admitting that you're an autist?

>>869887
Did you actually just admit to being autistic?

>>869895
>>869898
We all are. We watch wrestling, for fuck's sake.

New day wishes they were good and over as cryme tyme

New gay cucks

So what happened to Darren Young?
Did everyone just get sick of his shit?

>>869924
hes injured

>>869895
>>869898
this is 4chan

we're all autists

>>869890
Do people actually dislike Heyman? I was under the impression that pretty much everyone liked him backstage.

>>869947
>Do people actually dislike Heyman?
Apparently he "almost killed" Sean O'Haire once (whatever that means) so he has a lot of heat from that.

>>869958
Pls elaborate

>>869958

I'm interested in this story.

>>869958
Isn't he literally dead now anyway? Water under the bridge, right?

>>869960
>>869963
I just made it up, sorry.

>>869971

Well played.

>>869890
Probably dates back to when Heyman took over from King on commentary.

>>869786
>Rusev is a literal cuck
Lost all respect for him t b h

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>at work
>coworker tells me someone is wearing a kevin owens shirt
>I ask him if he was fat
>he said yes
>mfw

Why is brock working all these cool matches at random house shows?

>>869995
>del rio
>sheamus
>"cool matches"
What the fuck am I reading.

>>869997
>implying Sheamus and Del Rio aren't good workers
way better than watching Brock vs Cena/Reigns again on TV

>>869997
Spotted the underage mark
Sheamo and especially Dorito are great workers

>>869995
autism

>>869888
>implying the fan isn't a 7-foot giant

>>869997
Sheamus and Del Rio are based

>>870009
YOU CAN'T FIT A GIANT IN A PHOTOGRAPH MAGGLE

>>869999
>>870004
>>870010
Shit taste bros. Mexican Sheamus and Irish Del Rio are boring as fuck.

>>870012
are you upset?

>>870013
>modified big boot finisher
>too scared to jump off the top rope vs standing opponent
they're pre-show worthy

Really in the mood to watch PWG PPV's. What website do you guys use to watch them on?

>>870020
They have all the PWG shows at doesmyfedoralookgoodfromthisangle.com

>>870021
I ask a question and get a retarded answer. It's getting old.

May I get a real answer, please.

>>870024
Of course
Look for the website where the magic crackles in the air

>>870014
Are you retarded?

I'll ask again. What website do you guys use to watch PWG PPV's?

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absolutely based

>>870032
>>>/wooo/

>>870037
Haven't been there but Ive heard it's just another imageboard that talks about wrestling. I'd really rather not go there just to come back asking the same question.

>>870032
I watch all the shows at whatisyourfavouriteflavourofmountaindew.net m8

>>870021
hey anon i typed that address on my internet explorer browser and nothing came up are you sure the link is spelled correctly?

>>870020
>>870032
This is /wwe/ not /outlaw/.

>>870043
If that one doesnt work then try disregardfemalesacquiremagic.org lad, they have all the PWG events

>>870047
o-okay
th-thanks

>>869666
>>869676
One of the few men alive that could pull off a coloured suit. Based Cena.

>>870020
http://dx-tv.com/?s=pwg

>>870055
Virus, don't click.

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>>870055
What do you gain from lying?

Hi, my name's Kelly. And I'm an exhibitionist.

>>870064
You do not start a sentence with the word and, retard.

>>870067
This rule only applies to English teachers.

>>870068
You illiterate piece of shit.

>>870067
Suck a fat black cock, reddit.

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jonh cena good morning

>>870072
i think i've seen this image before..

>>870073
Wtf? It's oc.

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>>870073
save it my friend

FIGHT

>>870071
>2016
>still using a shit website to insult people

>>870077
i wil be fuking yor mother u son of bich, i will put my lulla in her vagina u little shitty basterd!!

>>870077
>ITS THE CURRENT YEAR, COME ON!
>HOW CAN ANYONE DO (X) IN THE CURRENT YEAR
Back to tumblr

>>870067
Technically you can. It's just frowned upon by English majors and Academics.

>>870079
>>870079
>Reddit
>Tumblr
all we need is 9gag and we'll sure them!

>>870084
>we'll sure them
Back to school

anyone know any good websites to STREAM PWG PPV's?

>>870086
meatspin.fr/auto.php

it worked the last time i checked

>>870085
>all these posts with bad grammar
>shits on the one that had a typo

I SO INSECURE

>>870090
Back to the stone age

>>870021
>>870027
>>870037
>>870042
>>870047
>>870056
>>870072
>>870073
>>870074
>>870078
>>870085
>>870089
all one person

>>870092
all you, yes.

literally every single post in this thread is me using a variety of ips

>>870069
It's okay if English is your second language. It's probably a good rule for you to stick to.

Anyone know any good sites to stream PWG PPV's?

>>870099
Suck my ass and I'll tell you

>>870099
http://lemonparty.org/

>>870099
yeah, if you can check my quads

>>870095
nice meme, considering I'm 88 of the posts in here

>>870102
bitch, I got quints.

>>662311111

now answer,

>>870105
No, because you stole my quints.

>>870108
This thread is fucking cancer. Is this shit always filled with children

>>870109
Yes. Just look at all the Reigns marks.

>>870099
Yes
Theonlywomaniveseennakedwasmymum.com

>>870111
seriously? last time I was here everyone hated Reigns. The fuck is wrong with you, /asp/? Next you're gonna say Cena and Irish Cena are accepted..

>>870114
>implying based BMJ isn't accepted
reddit please

>>870114
Cena is GOAT

>>870114
No one likes Roman, he is just used for shitposting.

BMJ is accepted though.

>>870115
>BMJ
Wasnt here when whatever this meme is, was created

>>869395
What does that even mean? Are you proud of yourself for spouting this shit? Shame on me for replying but I just have to know what goes through the mind of someone like you who has reached the lowest common denominator

>>870115
>>870116
>>870117

Please have sex

>>870122
Lose weight

Anyone know any good websites to stream PWG PPV's?

>>870117
This
Same as pretending to hate cesaro is just a meme

>>870118
Big Match John
Gtfo newfriend

>>870118
Big Match John

>>870126
Nigga I said I havent been on here lately. also thats a fucking retarded name

>>870125
please come to the outlaw general senpai we have had some good discussions if only more people would use it

>>859867

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>>869721
>stopped being irrelevant

>>869821
HUHUHUHUHUH... UNDATAKAH... HAHAHAHHA... YA SEE WHAT YOU DON'T UNDASTAND IS THAT I AM THE EATER OF WORLDS AN THE REAPA OF SOULS HUHAHAHAHAHHAHA...HAAAHAHAHAHHAAHA....... I AM COMING... FEAR ME... HUAHAUHAUHAAHAHA

>>870142
RUN

>For what it's worth, we understand that current plans for the Royal Rumble include Kalisto vs Alberto Del Rio, with the possibility of Kalisto going over. Additionally, Dean Ambrose and Kevin Owens are slated to continue their feud, and Becky Lynch will once again face Charlotte. Interestingly, Lynch is also being considered for one of the Royal Rumble slots after Stephanie McMahon made a very strong case for her being the face of the division going forward, although it's said this is very unlikely to happen.

the fucking state of dirt sheets desu lads

>>870148
who even reported this

>>869821
He's not a bad promo but if I see him every fucking week with no new material he's gonna be real annoying.

>>869614

Benoit training NXT guys maybe once a year showing up on NXT for a match to put a guy over.

Man that alternate universe seems nice.

>>870154

wrestlenewz

>>869827
what the FUck did you just say to me
you god damn CMa uatist
mma dick rubbing
ass munching
roodypoo autist motherfvucker
my shit is betyter
than your shit
mma is fake and gay
you think its not a work a shoot its a fucking
work you goddamn retatrd mouthbreather
asshole neckbear you think youre funny you
son fo a abitch ill fucking show'y'
you your own posts you wonder who is that
then i whisper its YOu
motherfucker
its you asshole
thn you say why
i say i must kill you know
now dnothin eprsonnel kid
then i slash your nck
puty ou in cmale clutch
break your back
fuck your ass
make your ass garabe gcan
put your opinion in new gargavage can ashsole
like that you son of bitch
i did it for jesus
and vince mcmcahon
cucking dana 'fatass' white
ill fucking cuck your mum also son of a bithc
if you SMEeeeeelL
what the rock is cucking
and thats the bootom fucking line
beEST in the world
because sstone rock said so

GLASS SHATTERS

>>870160
literally who

>>870166

wrestlenewz.

they're a total fucking joke of a clickbait dirt sheet, that just posts retarded articles for page views. their shit's hilarious at times.

>>870177
>>870177
>>870177
>>870177
Next thread

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>>869730
A prime candidate for her own episode of Blacked. I'm sure he wants one too.

>>870148
>Becky Lynch in the rumble
Kek, even the women are being fed to Roman now. Her being the face of the division I can definitely get behind though. Shame this report is bullshit.

>>870041
no they literally have streams going of good matches, just go to the links provided in wooo, there's even autistic/funny banter going on in chat