Jericho just beat ADR
Missed most of the match
All UFC draws are maymays lads, just face it.
Muh kicks hue
Cuck french faggot meme
Muh beats jobbers
Real life shitposter meme with meme hair and meme beard
>soon to be Holly
Christian grill meme
Le black guy who beats cucks meme
All i'll say is this shit is fake. So i could care less about the wrestling aspect. Cena is the GOAT, but reigns doesn't have it to be the next Cena. He isn't charismatic and he is given the most cheesiest lines to say. He is getting over slowly and way too much help. Let's see how the crowd reacts this coming ppv.
>to be the next Cena
This concept is flawed. There doesn't need to be a "next Cena", they need to book Reigns to his strengths, which is a badass madman Samoan, and not his weaknesses which is cutting kiddie promos.
All you said was a bunch of dumb childish shit.
> Let's see how the crowd reacts this coming ppv.
I'm sure a crowd of international smarks will be thrilled to see the Royal Rumble be ruined just to make a Vince pet project look really, really strong
> book Reigns to his strengths
"Tagging w/ Rollins and/or Ambrose?"
Man Lesnar is good at selling. Sheamus irish whipped him on the steps and that shit went flying.
Pretty good match. Sheamus put up a good fight but he used his finisher multiple times and it didn't do much to Lesnar.
A lot of suplexes and an F-5 and a win for Lesnar.
Looks like we got Deanetty vs KO ME tonight.
i'm always shocked at how much bellas gear I see on chicks at these shows. Last year I saw a really good looking chick decked out in Brie merch, shirt, hat, bella pants, everything
I didn't even know they made pants
>tfw sef looked up at that HHH poster everyday during his recovery in Birmingham
>go to house show
>broken kayfabe everywhere and random matches
>tell people about it
>post about it online (like the faggot itt)
>record it and post it online
>this isnt overexposure of wrestlers
You're literally retarded
>WWE.COM: You’ve gone on record as saying you’re happy to help mold the future of NXT instead of rushing your way to the main roster, but if The Bullet Club shows up on Raw are you going to be with them?
>BÁLOR: Well, I am happy in NXT...... if Bullet Club were to arrive on Monday Night Raw, there would be no better way for Finn Bálor to make his debut than with his best friends by his side.
>At Jimmy Johns
>Oh my God Brock, you were awesome at the show
>Can I have your autograph?
>drops pen while signing autograph
>I'm sorry, h-haha
>Heyman comes and rescues him out of the situation
How hard would you mark if his first match is squashing Darren Young
I wish this storyline got to be finished. I genuinely wonder what they were going to do with it
How fucking stupid is WWE that Wrestlemania's coming up and with Cena, Orton, Rollins, Nikki, Cesaro, and Sting out on injury they're going to have a hardcore match between two upper-midcarders at a fucking house show
They're going to risk crippling their only fat draw and one of their biggest draws for PG females to entertain a handful of truckers on shore leave
Vince should be treating them like glass figurines unless he wants Tyler Breeze and Darren Young to main event WM
>Next house show
>Taker vs. Rybotch in a last man standing inferno match
>Kevin Owens vs. Beeg in a 240-minute ironman match
>Dean Ambrose navigating through one of Jigsaw's torture rooms from saw, the one where you have to find the key in the pit of needles
>Vince comes out and auctions the divas off to thirsty rednecks
>He gradually eliminates the entire roster until Roman is the only A+ left, forcing the crowd to cheer Roman by default
>Mr. Kennedy was going to be involved
Aww that would have been awesome. It's a shame he pissed off Orton and Cena he had a great gimmick
>Vince comes out and auctions the divas off to thirsty rednecks
Me too, at the time I was bummed about it getting cut, but only weeks after the benoit tragedy, that shit hit me hard, I stopped watching till 2012 shortly after that incident.
Fuck you Kevin Sullivan.
And Punk would never have ended up leaving, thus the streak would never have been broken, Hogan wouldn't have been caught saying nigger and Warrior wouldn't have died so suddenly.
they've already taken off the roman reigns side plates
he aint winnin shit kek at this company
the man is absolutely based
>WM main event
>Sheamus circling the ring impatiently as the cameras focus on the ramp
>Crowd whipped into a frenzy of anticipation for the challenger
>Lights get dark
>Crowd enters stunned silence
>Lights get even darker
>Nikki Bella is standing behind a thin curtain at the top of the ramp with her head held low, her eyes shut, and her fists clenched
>The sun burns out and our solar system goes cold and black
>Crowd is watching with a mix of sheer panic and dumb petrification, causing the matter around them to stop vibrating completely as reality unravels itself
>The nosebleed section begins enduring the perils of war, famine, pestilence and death as forces unbeknownst to mortals have observed the intensity of the following bout and deemed the moment due for an ending to all things
>Nikki opens her eyes and faces her left
>"Hit my music."
>don't have the money to buy dollar store items
>I see many of you think I need neck surgery. I heard weeks ago that Meltzer stated it as a fact. I don't keep up with gossip, so I didn't think anything of it. As far as my shoulder, I was cut on 12/8. Things are ahead of schedule and I'm pumped to get back to work. As far as my neck, and I'm only debunking this 'fact' for the sincerely concerned fans, I DONT need neck surgery. Remember, unless you hear about it on WWE.com, you really should take everything you read online concerning pro wrestling with a grain of salt.
B A S E D O R T O N
O U T T A N O W H E R E
THE VIPER OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE RKO TO MELTZER AND THE DIRTSHEETS
ORTONS GOING TO MANIA MAGGLE
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT BASED RANDY!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WRESTLEMANIA IS SAVED!
>tfw Batista and Randy Orton will finally main event at wrestlemania and it will be the biggest wrestlemania of all time
le goat manlet BTFO
Bray Wyatt vs Brock Lesnar at WrestleMania
This fucking booking is undeniably good that will make Brock look strong, make Bray look strong and will get everybody over.
>during the royal rumble at least 3 members face off with brock in the ring
>they all fight and ends Wyatts pushing Brick Lesnar over the top rope
>lesnar is enraged
> pauly comes out on the post-raw to complain
>epic start to future Bray vs Paul mic fights
>next week same thing, it ends with Wyatts getting the upperhand until Brock hits them off and scares them away
>Strategic sneak attacks
>Brock vs Braun at Fastlane
>Brock vs Rowan next Raw
>Brock vs Luke next Raw
>Brock goes ever all 3 while making Rowan and Luke look like chumps but pull a good evenly matched match out of Braun
>after that Bray challenges Brock 1 on 1 at WM
>more epic mic fights
>match at wrestlemania is a 5 star classic
>Bray goes over Brock with assistance with from the Wyatt family
>this victory leads to Bray winning the WWE title at Summerslam
>Brock comes back and reignites the fued
>Brock does the bullshit where he comes back every 2 months
>the fued ends with Brock going over and winning the title at Royal Rumble
Rate muh booking
alright wrestling fags listen up real close cause this is the last and final chance i'm giving your fat asses to get off my board.
/asp/ was originally created for people who who actually participate in their sports. which is why you see threads like MMA where people discuss styles and give others tips. NOT because they think it's cool after seeing it on a fucking tv show like you nerds but because it helps us become better fighters in real life. you see our practice of these sports has given us the right to post here. how many of you actually train to become "wrestlers" (i keep the word quoted because it's not really wrestling it's fucking soap opera)? i bet there's not a single one who actually is training. NO you just watching your shitty tv show all fucking day. THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS BOARD WAS FUCKING MADE FOR
IT WAS MADE FOR PEOPLE WHO PARTICIPATE IN THEIR SPORTS
IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEADS??????????????????????????????????????????????????? YOU FUCKING RETARDED AUTISTIC SHITS
maybe we could come to some sort of agreement since it seems that the guys over on /sp/ really hate you (with good reason) and don't want you back i guess you have no choise but to stay here. BUT can you atleast limit the amount of threads you make? im not saying you can't make threads but add a few rules to it
>only make a new general when the old one drops to page 3
>don't make shitloads of threads about the same subject (really there's no need to)
>smal items don't need their own threads you can just put them in the general
>stop the fucking retared "is he autisic" threads and other shitposting
>STOP FUCKING USING TERMS LIKE "PLAYING WITH TOY GUNS" OR "MMAUTISTS" AND STOP FUCKING CALLING REAL WRESTLING GAY
>that means no trolling of ANY kind
if you can comperehend this set of rules i believe we would be happy to accept you here and allow you to post your threads
Seth Rollins billed height: 6'1
Xavier Woods billed height: 5'11
>coworker tells me someone is wearing a kevin owens shirt
>I ask him if he was fat
>he said yes
What do you gain from lying?
jonh cena good morning
What does that even mean? Are you proud of yourself for spouting this shit? Shame on me for replying but I just have to know what goes through the mind of someone like you who has reached the lowest common denominator
HUHUHUHUHUH... UNDATAKAH... HAHAHAHHA... YA SEE WHAT YOU DON'T UNDASTAND IS THAT I AM THE EATER OF WORLDS AN THE REAPA OF SOULS HUHAHAHAHAHHAHA...HAAAHAHAHAHHAAHA....... I AM COMING... FEAR ME... HUAHAUHAUHAAHAHA
>For what it's worth, we understand that current plans for the Royal Rumble include Kalisto vs Alberto Del Rio, with the possibility of Kalisto going over. Additionally, Dean Ambrose and Kevin Owens are slated to continue their feud, and Becky Lynch will once again face Charlotte. Interestingly, Lynch is also being considered for one of the Royal Rumble slots after Stephanie McMahon made a very strong case for her being the face of the division going forward, although it's said this is very unlikely to happen.
the fucking state of dirt sheets desu lads
what the FUck did you just say to me
you god damn CMa uatist
mma dick rubbing
roodypoo autist motherfvucker
my shit is betyter
than your shit
mma is fake and gay
you think its not a work a shoot its a fucking
work you goddamn retatrd mouthbreather
asshole neckbear you think youre funny you
son fo a abitch ill fucking show'y'
you your own posts you wonder who is that
then i whisper its YOu
its you asshole
thn you say why
i say i must kill you know
now dnothin eprsonnel kid
then i slash your nck
puty ou in cmale clutch
break your back
fuck your ass
make your ass garabe gcan
put your opinion in new gargavage can ashsole
like that you son of bitch
i did it for jesus
and vince mcmcahon
cucking dana 'fatass' white
ill fucking cuck your mum also son of a bithc
if you SMEeeeeelL
what the rock is cucking
and thats the bootom fucking line
beEST in the world
because sstone rock said so
A prime candidate for her own episode of Blacked. I'm sure he wants one too.