oh my goshhhh :''') my rybackkk is sooo inspirational u can hear the emotion in hes pg voice. this is a man who nevea eva give up even thru injurys and even tho uncle vince won't let our ryback main event wm cuz ryback is such a legend he still nevea quit da wwe unlike cm punk u see dis is the reason y ryback is the face of wwe :') he have a big pg heart and do it for da fannns he alway care about us ryback fanboys jobbers like cm punk and daniel brian don't car bout u. they only car bout money which is why Goldbarg Neva coming back. He scared of ryback and want more mony cuz he selffishh ryback moment come this Sunday when he win the pg battle royale and dedicate he's win to one of he's old friendss from the old days Andre the pg giant I rember see my first ryback match in 1971... Ryback MAKED he's debut in Madison sqare garden vs bruuno and ryback beated him for da wwwf title :) I am so proud of my ryback pukestea start to cryy like baby :''')))) go get em big guy Do it for all ur pg fans... PG is the only way to be :) cm punk sucks ryback is a legend
I do, but my god are his fans insufferable.
>any discussion of him turns into a circlejerk
>living in S rank denial that he's never going to get the push they think he deserves
>unironically believing a vanilla outlel with no mic skills could be FOTC
>From WrestlingInc. "Lesnar returned to the ring at tonight's live event in Houston. Accompanied by Paul Heyman, Lesnar received a big welcome and went on to defeat Sheamus in under 10 minutes. A correspondent in attendance noted that the two worked a very stiff match and Lesnar had marks on his face from taking two Brogue Kicks. He was also bleeding. Not to be outdone, Lesnar hit more than 10 German suplexes on Sheamus."
Man I want to see this match. Sounds brutal as fuck.
It's a shame they put Sheamus in as a transitional champion for LOLROMANREIGNS. desu, Sheamus vs Brock Lesnar could've been fucking great if they just let them stiff the fuck out of each other for 20 mins at a PPV.
You could build it up by having Brock fucking wreck LoN, but tease Rusev being somewhat of a match
>a popular wrestler that Vince didn't create going over his pet project
>The Wrestling Observer Newsletter reported today that Vince is looking to have a huge industry changing swerve happen at the Royal Rumble PPV.
>The Observer noted that Vince is worried about being able to sell out WrestleMania with the amount of top talent unable to work the show.
Ideas thrown around include having Taker come back and win the Royal Rumble as a heel and face Roman Reigns at WrestleMania.
>Another idea being pushed is to have a Diva enter the Royal Rumble and make it to the final 4 or even win, that woman could be Ronda to set up Ronda vs Stephanie.
>It seems the plan that Vince likes the most is to have the final 4 all get eliminated at the same time and have either a tournament at Fastlane for who will be the two men to wrestle the main event at WrestleMania or have a fatal four way main event at WrestleMania.
The fucking state of this company.
>Taker come back and win the Royal Rumble as a heel
Just sacrifice my career senpai
>a Diva enter the Royal Rumble
Oh jesus muh feminism on overdrive. Literally take the worst part of Lucha underground and bring it to WWE
>Heel Taker vs Roman
>Ronda vs Stephanie
>Rumble ending in a no contest
Just have AJ Styles/Kurt Angle/ or Nakameme win it 2bh, none of the uninjured superstars currently on the roster would make a good winner at all so just give the crowd a big ol shock and have a meme win it
That Ronda winning the rumble thing is absolutely bullshit. She has already confirmed she's rematching Holly Holm, so she won't be coming to WWE anytime soon. Certainly not before 2017.
I'm not crazy about seeing old man Taker trotted out to job to Reigns. 2 losses at Wrestlemania in 3 years would make it look silly that he ever had a streak to begin with.
HOW TO SAVE WRESTLEMANIA:
1) Put The Rock in the Royal Rumble
2) Have The Rock win the Royal Rumble
3) Put The Rock up against Roman Reigns
4) Have HHH return and try to cost Roman Reigns his shot
5) Roman Reigns and HHH go to a no contest at Fast Lane
6) The Rock (c) vs HHH vs Roman Reigns at Wrestlemania
This desu senpai. It's about the only result where fans won't go nuclear.
>99% of the roster isn't main event worthy
>Roman wins and fans blow up because 29 jobbers get thrown in to make him look strong
>No contest ending and people will ask for refunds because the rumble is already gimped by being for the strap
>Haitch wins and all hell breaks loose because the COO just booked himself as champion
>Not wanting to see those sweet HHH side plates.
Actual options for a Royal Rumble winner that wouldn't be a total fucking disaster:
>Seth Rollins miraculously healed
>Any member of The New Day
>HHH as part of a wider story involving The Authority gaining too much power
Only person i can get behind winning the rumble is Styles, nobody would want a debuting chink winning it, here are your options if not for styles
>brock autistic part timer lesnar
>Eat Owens Eat
This would go down in history as the worst rumble no matter who on the main roster wins, because everyone that's uninjured is complete shite and not ready for main event status, just fucking have aj styles win
>2 losses at Wrestlemania in 3 years would make it look silly that he ever had a streak to begin with
no it wouldn't, the streak is accolade he will have for eternity. No one can take that from him even if he loses now.
The New Day would be great if they tried to freebird the title, eventually getting fucking rekt by Brock.
Becky Lynch would be great to watch every neckbeard smark implode, and Dave Meltzer committing suicide live on air.
>yfw not even the road to wrestlemania will be any good this yeat
Brayyyy lmao and Rusev could have been main event heels if they didn't get buried by Cena. KO could have a lot more momentum too.
Deanetty was white hot for months on end after he went solo. He's never truly lost fan support either. He practically had a neon sign over him saying TOP TIER BABYFACE.
But Vince "Only one guy is allowed to make me money" McMahon just couldn't allow it.
>a group of 3 guys freebirding the WWE title
U wot m8?
Actually nevermind it'd be funnier if the two skinny guys had the tag titles, and the big nigger had the main belt.
Imagine a tag team match and wwe heavyweight title shot all rolled into one clusterfuck of a match. The potential for shenanigans and betrayal as people gun for the new day is beyond the roof.
>Dean Ambrose=Damien Sandow
Bait, has to be.
There is no way someone is actually retarded enough to believe this.
>Batista wins the rumble
>a giant disaster leaving fans wondering how it could possibly get worse
>Roman wins the rumble
>A giant disaster leaving the fans wondering how it could possibly get worse
>This year's rumble looks like a pissfest before it even begins
>Which means Mania is going to be just as bad
There's no Bryan or A+ player to save us this time.
The streak was for roman either way.
Either it was Roman going over Brock last year or beating taker this year.
Either way it was for him, fans bitched at the idea of him beating lesnar so now we're just going to have him go over taker directly.
>The King of Playing it Safe
>Doing any of this
Seriously, I can't believe how fucking retarded some of you are being. There are people itt unironically suggesting MUH BULLET CLUB wins because no one else on the roster can carry. I swear, you people want the WWE to suck. You just can't emotionally handle something not working out the way you want it to. To suggest that Wyatt, Ambrose, or Owens can't pull it off is retarded. Some of your favorite stars from the attitude era were treated the same way at some point in their careers and now they're legends.
>you are just one generation from a bone through your nose
I seriously still don't understand, what did Vince mean by this?
>constant complaints about pushing/building young talent
>absolute disdain for part timers and the same old product repackaged
>suddenly all these injuries
>chance to push a select few young, main event worthy superstars
>WHERE'S THE DRAW WHERE'S THE DRAW WHERE'S THE DRAW WHERE'S THE DRAW WHERE'S THE DRAW WHERE'S THE DRAW WHERE'S THE DRAW WHERE'S THE DRAW WHERE'S THE DRAW WHERE'S THE DRAW
>BORK LAZER BORK LAZER BORK LAZER BORK LAZER BORK LAZER BORK LAZER BORK LAZER BORK LAZER BORK LAZER BORK LAZER BORK LAZER BORK LAZER BORK LAZER BORK LAZER BORK LAZER
Is the IWC this cancerous or is it typical 4chan "hate everything" shitposting?
>asking them to push young millenial cucks
Why do I care about their future? I'm not a shareholder, I just want the best product and Brock is the best performer they have after BMJ senpai
>main event worthy superstars
Every wrestler that isnt Roman in the main roster has lost too much credibility for people to buy them as ME material. Even worse as a WM main eventer.
>ugly pale whore
she's a beautiful pale angel.
Reminder that you're literally gay if you don't have the desire to want to fuck Paige
Current WWE cant do what they could before.
Someone like SC would not be a thing in this current times.
Also they werent the massive jobbers that current stars are right now.
alright wrestling fags listen up real close cause this is the last and final chance i'm giving your fat asses to get off my board.
/asp/ was originally created for people who who actually participate in their sports. which is why you see threads like MMA where people discuss styles and give others tips. NOT because they think it's cool after seeing it on a fucking tv show like you nerds but because it helps us become better fighters in real life. you see our practice of these sports has given us the right to post here. how many of you actually train to become "wrestlers" (i keep the word quoted because it's not really wrestling it's fucking soap opera)? i bet there's not a single one who actually is training. NO you just watching your shitty tv show all fucking day. THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS BOARD WAS FUCKING MADE FOR
IT WAS MADE FOR PEOPLE WHO PARTICIPATE IN THEIR SPORTS
IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEADS??????????????????????????????????????????????????? YOU FUCKING RETARDED AUTISTIC SHITS
maybe we could come to some sort of agreement since it seems that the guys over on /sp/ really hate you (with good reason) and don't want you back i guess you have no choise but to stay here. BUT can you atleast limit the amount of threads you make? im not saying you can't make threads but add a few rules to it
>only make a new general when the old one drops to page 3
>don't make shitloads of threads about the same subject (really there's no need to)
>smal items don't need their own threads you can just put them in the general
>stop the fucking retared "is he autisic" threads and other shitposting
>STOP FUCKING USING TERMS LIKE "PLAYING WITH TOY GUNS" OR "MMAUTISTS" AND STOP FUCKING CALLING REAL WRESTLING GAY
>that means no trolling of ANY kind
if you can comperehend this set of rules i believe we would be happy to accept you here and allow you to post your threads
Curt Hennig started his WWF career in a jobber Tag Team.
Matt and Jeff Hardy were singles jobbers before getting over as a tag team.
Bret Hart started out as a jobber with a cowboy gimmick before he formed The Hart Foundation with Jim "The Anvil".
How did you guys feel about the Wyatts calling themselves the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse?
Would be arguably the greatest moment in WWE history - the biggest babyface in the world finally entering a WWE ring.
Matt hardy won the TNA title again last night at tapings.
Fucking newfag, let me explain how this works.
You upboat by replying to a post you like with a reaction image, you can type "kek" or something in there too.
You downboat by reporting or replying with "fuck off", "kill yourself" or a reaction image that shows your displeasure with that users comment.
Why did CM Punk become a writer for Marvel?
Because he can't draw
>based miz burying paige
then it gets lewd :/
>I enjoy watching women beating up men while pretending I don't enjoy the obvious sexual undertones
>jack swagger jobbing to tyler breeze on superstars
where did it all go so wrong
50 reasons why Sheamus sucks, because it had to be narrowed down to 50.
He was also good on Total Divas 2bh
>every single RAW and PPV will now be spammed with WE WANT CENA CENA SUCKS
What about Chris Jericho? He's been in the final few superstars left in the ring for several rumbles, 2004 and 2010 namely, as long as Reigns doesn't win it then it probably won't be a massive disaster.
Yeah, Big Show almost won the 2004 rumble too before he got eliminated by the invisible man, same for Kane being eliminated last by Stone Cold in 2001, it'd be great to see a real veteran win it.
>I doubt he'd draw as much as if HHH or Brock won though.
Brock is a real force and so is HHH, both ex-rumble winners, I'm just worried WWE will make Roman win the damn thing again, he's good as a wrestler, but he's not on the same league as Y2J.
They can probably still circumvent it by using Finn as the one who injured Hideo to get into the #1 contenders match. It probably won't happen though; it's a real shame since he's the odd man out of the "NXT 5"
I would have liked Show to win it earlier on in his career, but unfortunately it's way too late now. Same for Kane.
Roman, Brock or HHH have this year's. I would be gobsmacked if anyone else won it. Kind of hoping for a surprise Bryan return but at the same time that would mean he's going to be fed to bbygurl later on.
Mark Henry is another veteran who deserves a win, too bad the WWE just makes these guys job to newer superstars these days, same situation with the Dudley Boyz losing to the Wyatts time after time, why bring back legends if you're just going to humiliate them?
Bryan returning would be brilliant, but if he doesn't win it, the crowd are going to go nuts.
That's cause it's easy to have a good match with Bryan. And it's less to do with the fact that he'll be facing Roman, but more with that he has no business holding the main title at all.
This is the best part of the show right here ;)
When is Brie getting implants and doing squats, it can't be good to be overshadowed by your hotter twin all the time
They tried to do that. They just turned one into a bitch, then one got injusred, there was a betrayal for absolutely no reason, and now they're both just bitches with no unique traits. Remember, WWE can't do writing, especially for female characters.
Fatass got beat by NEVILLE in under 30 seconds, they should just kill him off already
>better than BMJ
Look, I get that a lot of people like D.bry but let's be honest the only reason people hate Cena is because he won a lot. He is still top five talent in wwe right now, and easily the best full timer. D.Bry has some pretty good matches for a few years and he couldn't even stay healthy for all of them.
Me too anon, he retired as a champion, inducted into the HoF the following year, he had hell of a send off.
This has potential. However it'll lead to the tried and tested WWE method of splitting up a tag team before due.
>Freebirding the title
>Tension between the three
>I'm the champ
>No, I'm the champ
>New Day Triple Threat at WM.