/wwe/ General #1731 - CMPuke101 Edition

>>870177
>Using hes instead of his
I know this instance bait but people unironically do this and I can't fucking stand it.

>>870177
IM DUMB AS FUCK

kevin owens wwe champion
kevin owens ic champion
kevin owens us champion
kevin owens tag team champion
ryback tna champion

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>>870189

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JovhqHGzlW0

cm punk sucks
ryback rules

>>870177
>tfw Daniel Bryan will never have a yes/no shouting match with you
jdimsa

Why doesn't Reigns have a submission yet?

>Reddit respects Cesaro
>Wrestlers respect Cesaro
>Everyone respects Cesaro

Why don't you /wwe/?

>>870210
>Meme: The Superstar.

>>870210
Trolls. Bait. Shitposting. Overweight. Underage.

Take your pick.

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>>870210
I do, but my god are his fans insufferable.

>excessive idolization
>any discussion of him turns into a circlejerk
>living in S rank denial that he's never going to get the push they think he deserves
>unironically believing a vanilla outlel with no mic skills could be FOTC

>>870210
I do. I respect most of the superstars regardless of whether or not I'm a fan of them.

>>870209
He barely has a moveset at all anon.

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>leave Roman to me

>>870210
Newfag detected

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>>870246
>yfw he gets buried

LET'S GO BAYLEY! CENA SUCKS!
LET'S GO BAYLEY! CENA SUCKS!

>From WrestlingInc. "Lesnar returned to the ring at tonight's live event in Houston. Accompanied by Paul Heyman, Lesnar received a big welcome and went on to defeat Sheamus in under 10 minutes. A correspondent in attendance noted that the two worked a very stiff match and Lesnar had marks on his face from taking two Brogue Kicks. He was also bleeding. Not to be outdone, Lesnar hit more than 10 German suplexes on Sheamus."

Man I want to see this match. Sounds brutal as fuck.

>>870258

It's a shame they put Sheamus in as a transitional champion for LOLROMANREIGNS. desu, Sheamus vs Brock Lesnar could've been fucking great if they just let them stiff the fuck out of each other for 20 mins at a PPV.

You could build it up by having Brock fucking wreck LoN, but tease Rusev being somewhat of a match

>>870258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UsgjXdFBd8
You're welcome

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>>870246
>a popular wrestler that Vince didn't create going over his pet project

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Talk me out of buying this

>>870262

if the picture is just a gigantic rectangle, and doesn't fade into the shirt, it'll look fucking stupid.

>>870260
Sheamus got more offence than I thought he would. Fun match.

>>870258
Who the fuck decides it's a good idea to put Lesnar vs Sheamus on a freaking live event? Bravo WWE, this is why you're failing.

>>870262
If you wanna waste your money then just send it to me instead.

>>870262
YOU'LL LOOK STUPID

YOU'LL LOOK STUPID

Would you rather be forced to replicate Shane's fall from the titantron or Foley's from the top of the cell?

>>870279
Foley

>>870279
Is this even a question? Shane had airbags and shit to land on dumbfuck

>>870279
Shanes fall was much safer, and had a big padding area to land in. Foley could have fucked up big time if he hadn't hit that table and even then he was seriously injured.

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>The Wrestling Observer Newsletter reported today that Vince is looking to have a huge industry changing swerve happen at the Royal Rumble PPV.
>The Observer noted that Vince is worried about being able to sell out WrestleMania with the amount of top talent unable to work the show.
Ideas thrown around include having Taker come back and win the Royal Rumble as a heel and face Roman Reigns at WrestleMania.
>Another idea being pushed is to have a Diva enter the Royal Rumble and make it to the final 4 or even win, that woman could be Ronda to set up Ronda vs Stephanie.
>It seems the plan that Vince likes the most is to have the final 4 all get eliminated at the same time and have either a tournament at Fastlane for who will be the two men to wrestle the main event at WrestleMania or have a fatal four way main event at WrestleMania.
The fucking state of this company.

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>>870284
JUST

>>870284
>Taker come back and win the Royal Rumble as a heel

Just sacrifice my career senpai

>a Diva enter the Royal Rumble

Oh jesus muh feminism on overdrive. Literally take the worst part of Lucha underground and bring it to WWE

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>>870284
>Heel Taker vs Roman
>Ronda vs Stephanie
>Rumble ending in a no contest

Jesus.Fucking.Christ.

>>870284
> Undertaker heel
> Against fragile babyface status Reigns
> Respected veteran vs. overly pushed tator tots
Gee, I wonder who the crowd will cheer for.

>>870284
Just have AJ Styles/Kurt Angle/ or Nakameme win it 2bh, none of the uninjured superstars currently on the roster would make a good winner at all so just give the crowd a big ol shock and have a meme win it

>>870284
That Ronda winning the rumble thing is absolutely bullshit. She has already confirmed she's rematching Holly Holm, so she won't be coming to WWE anytime soon. Certainly not before 2017.

I'm not crazy about seeing old man Taker trotted out to job to Reigns. 2 losses at Wrestlemania in 3 years would make it look silly that he ever had a streak to begin with.

>>870284
>Wrestling Observer Newsletter reported
Why would you listen to those chumps?

HOW TO SAVE WRESTLEMANIA:

1) Put The Rock in the Royal Rumble
2) Have The Rock win the Royal Rumble
3) Put The Rock up against Roman Reigns
4) Have HHH return and try to cost Roman Reigns his shot
5) Roman Reigns and HHH go to a no contest at Fast Lane
6) The Rock (c) vs HHH vs Roman Reigns at Wrestlemania

>>870302
>Put The Rock
Stopped reading right there. Rocky should fuck right off.

>>870304
His ideas are stupid but the rock is needed to sell tickets if cena can't make it.

>>870302
>having part timers win anything

18+

>>870296
This desu senpai. It's about the only result where fans won't go nuclear.

>99% of the roster isn't main event worthy
>Roman wins and fans blow up because 29 jobbers get thrown in to make him look strong
>No contest ending and people will ask for refunds because the rumble is already gimped by being for the strap
>Haitch wins and all hell breaks loose because the COO just booked himself as champion

>>870302
The rock is dead news. Using him is the company saying they can't build up new talent.

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>>870284
its pretty simple have the da based guy win.

>>870309

we want to save the company, not kill it.

>>870284
>final 4 all get eliminated at the same time
Yeah cuz that worked so well with 2 people back in 2005.
>JUST

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>>870307
>Not wanting to see those sweet HHH side plates.

Actual options for a Royal Rumble winner that wouldn't be a total fucking disaster:

>Dean Ambrose
>Seth Rollins miraculously healed
>Any member of The New Day
>HHH as part of a wider story involving The Authority gaining too much power
>Brock Lesnar
>Becky Lynch

>>870302
>2016
>2/3 of the main event is Rock and HHH

At that point, Vince might as well just come out publicly and say that be can't do anything with his current roster.

>>870302
>the rock vs triple h for the title in 2016
>the absolute state of this company
And by company I mean your post.

>>870315

Let's face it, considering how they've booked most of them, he literally fucking can't.

>>870296
Only person i can get behind winning the rumble is Styles, nobody would want a debuting chink winning it, here are your options if not for styles
>brock autistic part timer lesnar
>lunatic fridge
>Eat Owens Eat
>Bray Wyatt
>Reigned.com
This would go down in history as the worst rumble no matter who on the main roster wins, because everyone that's uninjured is complete shite and not ready for main event status, just fucking have aj styles win

>>870314
Brock and Haitch are the only actual options there.

>>870314
>Any member of the New Day
An over the hill mid carder, a literal queer and a weaboo brony faggot. Where is the draw here?

>Becky Lynch
Again I ask where the draw is?

>>870298
>2 losses at Wrestlemania in 3 years would make it look silly that he ever had a streak to begin with
no it wouldn't, the streak is accolade he will have for eternity. No one can take that from him even if he loses now.

>>870318
It's astounding, how the rumble just seems to get worse every year.

>>870320

The New Day would be great if they tried to freebird the title, eventually getting fucking rekt by Brock.

Becky Lynch would be great to watch every neckbeard smark implode, and Dave Meltzer committing suicide live on air.

>>870323
I mean it'll, kayfabe wise, make it seem strange that he ever had a streak if suddenly he's losing every other mania and against a total joker like Reigns to boot.

>>870325
I'd rather see Becky or New Day main event than Roman tbqhf

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literally halftime slags

>>870307
>implying they all won't be chanting YOU DESERVE IT CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP at based Haitch

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>>870326
>yfw not even the road to wrestlemania will be any good this yeat

>>870328
Paige is so foul. Why is she loved by the smarks again? She really isn't even in the top 5 women at the moment.

>>870328
Paige is so gross and egotistical. I don't get how anyone can find her attractive.

>>870329
Thats right, the rumble is in florida and those marks love haitch because of NXT.
Fucking genius, he's going to win and they're going to like it!

>>870331
Any woman who beats people up and parades around like a slut while doing it is foul.Why you pathetic losers even watch "divas wrestling" is beyond me.

>>870317
Brayyyy lmao and Rusev could have been main event heels if they didn't get buried by Cena. KO could have a lot more momentum too.

Deanetty was white hot for months on end after he went solo. He's never truly lost fan support either. He practically had a neon sign over him saying TOP TIER BABYFACE.

But Vince "Only one guy is allowed to make me money" McMahon just couldn't allow it.

>>870334
They think if they watch they'll somehow get laid. Same way betas become feminists, there's probably an overlapping.

>>870336
Dean was like Sandow.
Only over because of the heel he was in a program with.
Once that was over both of them became irrelevant, Sandow more than Dean obviously.

>>870337
Oh there definitely is. I've talked with some women's wrestling fans and they're very much "YEAH WOMEN'S RIGHTS".

>>870284
>Reigns, Taker, Brock, and Ronda are in with one man left
>3....2....1
>I'M JUST ONE MAAAAAAAAAAAAN

>>870340

I'd lose my fucking shit if that happened and he went on to win.

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>>870325
>a group of 3 guys freebirding the WWE title

U wot m8?

>>870334
>>870337
>>870339
Get a room. Nobody needs to see you faggots jerk each other off.

>>870342
>implying Vince isn't salivating at the idea

>>870340
>to which he proceeds to take everyone's finishers before getting tossed like a ragdoll over the top rope

>>870338
holy shit

in no way was seth ever as hot a heel as the miz

sheamus should be world champion

>>870343
WOMENS WRESTLING MARK DETECTED

>>870346
Of course not, but he was still the only reason dean was relevant after the shield.
Dean hasn't had one relevant feud since.

>>870342
This has potential to be hilarious but they'd have to drop the tag belt first.

>>870343
Found the mark

>>870343
>actually being a beta, a cuckold, a feminist and a faggot unironically
wew lad

>>870347
Strong heel Sheamus, sure. Goofy coward Sheamus, no. He's long since lost all credibility.

Remember last year's Rumble when Titus was supposed to be the quickest elimination ever but when he fucked it up commentary was silent for a few seconds because Vince was mad as fuck?

>>870352
Actually nevermind it'd be funnier if the two skinny guys had the tag titles, and the big nigger had the main belt.

Imagine a tag team match and wwe heavyweight title shot all rolled into one clusterfuck of a match. The potential for shenanigans and betrayal as people gun for the new day is beyond the roof.

>>870352
>Making your companies biggest prize a joke
Great idea there mark

>>870355
It was so obvious that Titus did to on purpose too

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>>870338
>Dean Ambrose=Damien Sandow
>Seth=Miz

Bait, has to be.

There is no way someone is actually retarded enough to believe this.

>>870355
Good on him. That pathetic record should stay with Santino.

>>870353
Lose weight you fat neckbeard

mmmmmmmmmmm fuck me

How would you lads react if Heath Slater actually won the WWEWHC, and it came out that Vince had decided to push him and by extension, the Social Outcasts as a face team?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UsgjXdFBd8

here is sheamus rekting brock lesnar and then brock memes him to win cause hes brooooooooock lesnar

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>>870284
>A diva winning the rumbel
Thanks Steph

>>870362
Already have. Maybe you should take your own advice. Unless of course beauty comes in all sizes right? :^)

>>870348
>>870352
>>870353
Don't ever fucking reply to me again unless it's to contribute to the thread.

>>870356
This would actually give a purpose to all these stables that are popping up.

>>870370
Serious question, when did this meme start?
I saw it posted a little last year.

>>870369
post belly

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>>870370
Just take it easy bro, i dont want any trouble

>>870379
Stop. I can search the archives and find multiple posts with it on other boards.

>>870379
Google the words. You will find dozens of results of threads from December 2015 until now with people using it.

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>Batista wins the rumble
>a giant disaster leaving fans wondering how it could possibly get worse

>Roman wins the rumble
>A giant disaster leaving the fans wondering how it could possibly get worse

>This year's rumble looks like a pissfest before it even begins
>Which means Mania is going to be just as bad

There's no Bryan or A+ player to save us this time.

>>870385
3 bad Rumbles in a row.

A shame because I look forward to this PPV the most

https://youtu.be/rd9O0Q61yjw
https://youtu.be/lH4lszDAntc
>the beautiful Paige makes her UpUpDownDown debut

>>870326
It would also hurt Brock momentum and would make the sacrifice Taker took to put Lesnar over meaningless.

>>870388
The streak was for roman either way.
Either it was Roman going over Brock last year or beating taker this year.
Either way it was for him, fans bitched at the idea of him beating lesnar so now we're just going to have him go over taker directly.

>>870210
Cesaro would be a shit champion, that's it. I'm not saying he sucks, I am a fan. But a title run of his would be Ryback tier and his idolaters wouldn't be able to recognize that.

>>870386
Let's not forget Cena winning the rumble to set up Once in a Lifetime part 2.

Or Sheamus winning and his main event having 0 build up and ending in less than a minute.

>>870387
Paige looks so gross

>>870387
Kek, this is one of the best videos yet.

I LIKE DOLPH ZIGGLER AND DON'T THINK HE IS BAD

>>870390
Source to that claim?

>>870387
>Sandow

Jesus christ

>>870284
>The King of Playing it Safe
>Doing any of this

Seriously, I can't believe how fucking retarded some of you are being. There are people itt unironically suggesting MUH BULLET CLUB wins because no one else on the roster can carry. I swear, you people want the WWE to suck. You just can't emotionally handle something not working out the way you want it to. To suggest that Wyatt, Ambrose, or Owens can't pull it off is retarded. Some of your favorite stars from the attitude era were treated the same way at some point in their careers and now they're legends.

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>you are just one generation from a bone through your nose
I seriously still don't understand, what did Vince mean by this?

>>870284
I didn't see this in the Newsletter...

>>870402
Guess it was Vince's way of calling Samoan's wild savage coconut niggers and that Roman was the 'civilized' one.

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>>870387
>Based Strongman talking about enemas

>constant complaints about pushing/building young talent
>absolute disdain for part timers and the same old product repackaged
>suddenly all these injuries
>chance to push a select few young, main event worthy superstars
>WHERE'S THE DRAW WHERE'S THE DRAW WHERE'S THE DRAW WHERE'S THE DRAW WHERE'S THE DRAW WHERE'S THE DRAW WHERE'S THE DRAW WHERE'S THE DRAW WHERE'S THE DRAW WHERE'S THE DRAW
>BORK LAZER BORK LAZER BORK LAZER BORK LAZER BORK LAZER BORK LAZER BORK LAZER BORK LAZER BORK LAZER BORK LAZER BORK LAZER BORK LAZER BORK LAZER BORK LAZER BORK LAZER

Is the IWC this cancerous or is it typical 4chan "hate everything" shitposting?

>>870365
I can only see the team being put over naturally as a heel stable using their strange combination to distract their opponents to get wins.

Slater deserves to be US champion though.

>>870397
Job Ziggler is good in my book because he put based Slater over.

>>870413

>asking them to push young millenial cucks

Why do I care about their future? I'm not a shareholder, I just want the best product and Brock is the best performer they have after BMJ senpai

>>870401

Trips was a joke before DX.

Everyone remembers Stone Cold. Mention The Ringmaster and all they'll say is "What?"

>>870328
Paige is an ugly pale whore. Fuck her.

>>870413
>main event worthy superstars
Like?

Every wrestler that isnt Roman in the main roster has lost too much credibility for people to buy them as ME material. Even worse as a WM main eventer.

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>>870427
>ugly pale whore
wrong.true.wrong
she's a beautiful pale angel.

>>870433
She just loves to pose with her tongue out.

That ruins her a lot.

>>870284
>divas revolution
>lol my daughter is in the match
just fuck my company up senpai

>>870332

You get that she's playing a character on a scripted television show, right?

Or is it still all real to you?

>>870262
Thats the same as wearing a mlp tshirt.

>>870421
>Liking Slater ironically

>>870427
>>870332
>>870331
>2016
>getting worked this hard

>>870439
Im the OP of his general.

Slater is cool, should be higguer in the card than guys like Barret or Brayy.

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Reminder that you're literally gay if you don't have the desire to want to fuck Paige

>>870351

That has more to do with how he's been booked than how over he is with the crowd.

Ambrose is over, IMO.

>>870387
Autism Creed and the Slagpire

>>870440
You can't handle people calling your waifu ugly anon? Keep crying you know its true.

>>870413

No, its not a 4chan thing. You just summed up the IWC perfectly.

>>870443

This

>>870433
Ok but to be fair

All of the eye make up and constantly posing with her tongue out does make her look like a slag.

>>870413
>Main event superstars
...such as?

>>870443
I'd love to fuck her. She's still an overrated slag.

>>870432

With that attitude, we never would have had Stone Cold, The Rock, or Triple H.

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rate it /asp/

>>870455
Diferent times.

Current WWE cant do what they could before.

Someone like SC would not be a thing in this current times.

Also they werent the massive jobbers that current stars are right now.

alright wrestling fags listen up real close cause this is the last and final chance i'm giving your fat asses to get off my board.

/asp/ was originally created for people who who actually participate in their sports. which is why you see threads like MMA where people discuss styles and give others tips. NOT because they think it's cool after seeing it on a fucking tv show like you nerds but because it helps us become better fighters in real life. you see our practice of these sports has given us the right to post here. how many of you actually train to become "wrestlers" (i keep the word quoted because it's not really wrestling it's fucking soap opera)? i bet there's not a single one who actually is training. NO you just watching your shitty tv show all fucking day. THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS BOARD WAS FUCKING MADE FOR

IT WAS MADE FOR PEOPLE WHO PARTICIPATE IN THEIR SPORTS

IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEADS??????????????????????????????????????????????????? YOU FUCKING RETARDED AUTISTIC SHITS

maybe we could come to some sort of agreement since it seems that the guys over on /sp/ really hate you (with good reason) and don't want you back i guess you have no choise but to stay here. BUT can you atleast limit the amount of threads you make? im not saying you can't make threads but add a few rules to it

>only make a new general when the old one drops to page 3
>don't make shitloads of threads about the same subject (really there's no need to)
>smal items don't need their own threads you can just put them in the general
>stop the fucking retared "is he autisic" threads and other shitposting
>STOP FUCKING USING TERMS LIKE "PLAYING WITH TOY GUNS" OR "MMAUTISTS" AND STOP FUCKING CALLING REAL WRESTLING GAY
>that means no trolling of ANY kind

if you can comperehend this set of rules i believe we would be happy to accept you here and allow you to post your threads

Why don't they just postpone wrestlemania?

Anyone else disappointed that the AJ signing leaked, Imagine if they managed to pull off a complete surprise rumble entry for him

>>870469
dirtsheets destroy all the surprise since...ever

>>870457
That's surprisingly accurate.

>>870466
Because it would completely fuck with their ppv schedule and overall booking of shows.

>>870474
They managed it with Del Rio a couple months back

>>870476
And Braun Strowman

>>870478
>you now remember Braun Strowman

>>870458

Curt Hennig started his WWF career in a jobber Tag Team.

Matt and Jeff Hardy were singles jobbers before getting over as a tag team.

Bret Hart started out as a jobber with a cowboy gimmick before he formed The Hart Foundation with Jim "The Anvil".

>>870304

>dissing The Rock

No, YOU should fuck off.

>>870480

No one cares about Braun Strowman.

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How did you guys feel about the Wyatts calling themselves the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse?

>>870489
They really need to stop jobbing them.

The wrong Vince came back 2bh

>>870494
shoo shoo swerve ghost

>Royal Rumble
>Reigns getting beaten down by Bray, Sheamus and Del Rio
>#30 entry
>3
>2
>1
>this song hits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEhkTFZCFig
Post yfw

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>>870499
Would be arguably the greatest moment in WWE history - the biggest babyface in the world finally entering a WWE ring.

>>870486
Go to bed, Roman.

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>>870499
literally who

>>870499
How much does this guy weigh?

>>870499
No, fuck out of here with that shit.

His match with Rockstar Spud may actually be the worst wrestling match in history.

>>870457
>Cesaro
>neutral
i see what you did there

OOOOOOOOHH TEAR THE STARS OUT FROM THE SKY

Hey SteveO, are those charts for us to pick RR entrants already available

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>>870499
>yfw Grado saved the UK wrestling scene

>>870522

please have sex

>>870528
make me faggot

>>870533
right get on your knees FUCK BOY

>>870284
all he needs to do is make roman a heel and put him against deano

why won't he do it senpai

>>870366


>Those kids

Jesus stfu

>>870499
That's his actual theme? a-are you working me?

https://youtu.be/jntHOKj0DC4

>>870543
yes, he uses that and its great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBtGFaa0idY

>>870387
who /kindoflikeucenowbecauseofUUDDbutdon'tknowwhichoneheis/ here

>>870547
That is hilarious

>>870554
thats what got him over.

>>870499
If the Rumble was in Glascow the crowd would go fucking wild.

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Matt hardy won the TNA title again last night at tapings.

>>870558

Who cares at this point?

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>>870558

>2016
>trying to make Matt Hardy relevant

>>870553
here bro

>>870558
Who is that obese giant in the ring

>>870558
That'll put a lot of butts in seats

>>870562
the funkadactyls guy

>>870558
Was there for this. Actually was a great match.
EC3 as a top face is going to work perfectly.
Don't get why the IWC is so pissed about it, though I do get the hate for TNA.

>>870488
you should. he's winning the rumble

>>870553
i like uce on UUDD, i dont like Uce on tv.

What's that booking simulator some anon was posting in here a couple days ago? (think he was doing 2004 NJPW)

>>870577
either ERW or TEW

>>870562
Matt Hardy

>>870585
i wish 4chan had an upvote system

>>870586

Don't ever reply to me again unless you have something worth contributing.

>>870588
Don'tyouever fucking reply to meagainunless you'recontributing to the thread.

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>>870585

>>870590
Don'tyouever fucking reply to meagainunless you'recontributing to the thread.

>>870592
kiss me im irish

>>870586
it has, its called (you)

>>870210
He's a good wrestler but is shit at talking just like reigns

>>870594
Well (you) can kiss (my) ass!

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>>870586
Fucking newfag, let me explain how this works.

You upboat by replying to a post you like with a reaction image, you can type "kek" or something in there too.
You downboat by reporting or replying with "fuck off", "kill yourself" or a reaction image that shows your displeasure with that users comment.

>>870597
Don't(You)ever fucking reply to (Me)againunless (You) contribute to the thread

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Why did CM Punk become a writer for Marvel?

Because he can't draw

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>>870601
heh

>>870558
Didn't this already happen like 2 months ago?

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>>870601

>>870603

whose milk is that?

>>870606
My dick's.

>>870606
Big E

Ryback 6 eliminations final four of the royal rumble
Kevin Adiposens world record fatest elimination at the hands of Brock Lesnar

>>870609
WHY ARE YOU GUYS PAIRING HIM WITH EVERY FUCKING DIVA?

>>870597
>>870600
haha

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>>870611
Because his seed is strong and superior

>>870611
BLACKED meme probably.

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>>870601

OH MY

>>870611

Sorry, is it ruining your fanfiction?

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>>870610

>>870613
haha man! totally bro!

>>870615
>Implying potato niggers aren't already black

i think miz is great!

another mishandlement of talent

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>>870622
SMAY BRAH

>>870622
*push you to the ground*

still think so, pal?

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kek

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>>870387
>based miz burying paige

then it gets lewd :/

>>870625
*it was a hologram*

your move, fagtron

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no one takes this guy seriously

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>>870627
>I enjoy watching women beating up men while pretending I don't enjoy the obvious sexual undertones

>>870628
*charges up energy and sends a wave of energy damaging the proximity*

Dodge that bitch

>>870632
*crawls out of your ear*

bet you didn't expect that little hiding place hmm? you cannot damage me without killing yourself

>>870630

Lmao

>>870633
*chuckles*

You think you're in my ear?

*crawls out of your ear*

You're on a decoy

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>jack swagger jobbing to tyler breeze on superstars

where did it all go so wrong

>>870520
I think the name of Cesaro's finisher is lost on a lot of wrestling fans

>>870638

When was it ever right?

>>870642
18+

>>870643

phs

>>870635
*pinches your cheek*

we've been inside a blue whale this whole time. neither of us is getting out...kid

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jntHOKj0DC4

50 reasons why Sheamus sucks, because it had to be narrowed down to 50.

>>870645
plw

>>870645
18+

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>>870553
He was also good on Total Divas 2bh

>>870655

>Tfw Roman was on total divas it was with Jojo and Eva Marie miring

>>870658

In my mind, Big Show is more synonymous with Smackdown.

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>>870655
What was Dean doing there?

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https://twitter.com/HideoItami/status/685643083552309248

>>870660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjDvXnOS93Y

>>870658
>no kurt angle
>no chris benoit
>no guerreros
>these are the people working for wwe now

>>870499
would mark hard

>>870665
he looks good here, now hes a twink

>>870560
Matt Hardy has more drawing power than Roman.

>>870601
>Because he can't draw
Thats objectively false though.

>>870672

18+

>>870672
have sex

i miss jon cen

>>870648

Sheamus is black?

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>>870674
>>870675
>yfw you are 18+
>And had sex.

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>every single RAW and PPV will now be spammed with WE WANT CENA CENA SUCKS

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>>870676
I don't

>>870658
god I love dave

>tfw he let my CAW go over him after a failed cash in on Brock

>>870659
literally how

>>870314
What about Chris Jericho? He's been in the final few superstars left in the ring for several rumbles, 2004 and 2010 namely, as long as Reigns doesn't win it then it probably won't be a massive disaster.

>>870676
i miss jon cen too.

>>870686
By that logic then Kane or Big Show would be viable options as they've been in the final four a lot. Hell, Show technically won the 2000 RR.

>>870661
kek Hideo was a complete waste of money for WWE.
By the time he's ready to return he will be completely irrelevant.
If he's not released then he will just be the next Yoshi Tatsu.

>>870686
If Jericho wins the Rumble as a heel, and then puts over Roman at Mania it would be okay. I doubt he'd draw as much as if HHH or Brock won though.

>>870658
Based Big Dave

>>870690
you underestimate how over jerigoat is

>>870688
Yeah, Big Show almost won the 2004 rumble too before he got eliminated by the invisible man, same for Kane being eliminated last by Stone Cold in 2001, it'd be great to see a real veteran win it.

>>870690

>I doubt he'd draw as much as if HHH or Brock won though.

Brock is a real force and so is HHH, both ex-rumble winners, I'm just worried WWE will make Roman win the damn thing again, he's good as a wrestler, but he's not on the same league as Y2J.

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>>870689
They can probably still circumvent it by using Finn as the one who injured Hideo to get into the #1 contenders match. It probably won't happen though; it's a real shame since he's the odd man out of the "NXT 5"

>>870699
the fuck is going on in this image

>>870648
>listening to nerds talk about wrestling for over 20 minutes

>>870684

18+

>>870701
Was the nxt match at Beast in the east.

All of that is some kind of japanese welcome.

>>870314

>Actually wanting Hunter Hearst Helmsley to win the royal rumble in the current year

Are you dense?

>>870701
NXT championship pre-match shenanigans at Beast in the East (July 4th 2015)

>>870697
I would have liked Show to win it earlier on in his career, but unfortunately it's way too late now. Same for Kane.

Roman, Brock or HHH have this year's. I would be gobsmacked if anyone else won it. Kind of hoping for a surprise Bryan return but at the same time that would mean he's going to be fed to bbygurl later on.

>>870704
A superplex busting up the ring is not enough to associate the man with Smackdown so deeply

>>870706
To be fair he had a great match with Bryan at WM 30.

>>870708
Mark Henry is another veteran who deserves a win, too bad the WWE just makes these guys job to newer superstars these days, same situation with the Dudley Boyz losing to the Wyatts time after time, why bring back legends if you're just going to humiliate them?

Bryan returning would be brilliant, but if he doesn't win it, the crowd are going to go nuts.

>>870710

That's cause it's easy to have a good match with Bryan. And it's less to do with the fact that he'll be facing Roman, but more with that he has no business holding the main title at all.

>>870709

He has the most smackdown appearances than anyone on the roster.

http://www.profightdb.com/wrestlers-with-most-smackdown-appearances.html

>>870721
>Kane is from Spain
Never noticed that
neat

>>870659
To me its Undertaker, Taker hasnt been on RAW as much since he was drafted to Smackdown.

>>870719
He doesnt has to win the title, really i had rather him win and job to Roman than say Lesnar.

>>870727
>He doesnt has to win the title

Him winning the royal rumble means he wins the title.

REMINDER:
Women's wrestling is shit.

>>870721
Be that as it may, he hasn't done much of note on it. The man has had a fairly unremarkable career for a top guy.

>>870729
k

>>870728
There is always exceptions.

Like how its supposed to allow you to ME WM but there has been winners that hasnt bee in the ME.

>>870730

Big Show isn't a top guy, he's just an attraction and he's been used a lot on the smackdown brand.

>>870733

U wot m8? Did you miss RAW this week? Vince said that whoever wins the rumble also becomes WWE champ. HHH has no business being the champion in 2016.

Kane has lost just over half of his matches since WWF dropped the F. Sad.

>>870735
Its not the first time that stipulations are followed, like how Cena didnt got fired after losing the WWE title to Punk.

I'm kind of hoping that vince makes himself champ

I don't know why but I think that would be the most fun

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>>870741

>>870743
I loved his rivalry with Lashley.

>>870735
He has no business being the champion. Doesn't mean he wouldn't make himself champion.

post yfw
>The Rock returns at the Royal Rumble
>The Rock wins the Royal Rumble
>The Rock injures himself the following Raw

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>>870749

>>870746

There's a good chance he will, the egotistical cuck.

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This is the best part of the show right here ;)

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i have homosexual dreams about john cena

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When is Brie getting implants and doing squats, it can't be good to be overshadowed by your hotter twin all the time

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>>870768

Brie is the hotter twin cuckboy

>>870262
>$20.00 USD

>>870768
>it can't be good to be overshadowed by your hotter twin all the time

why isnt this a fucking storyline already. brie cutting loose on her sister and saying its her time to shine now

At House Show in Montgomery. It's starting soon.

>>870773
They tried to do that. They just turned one into a bitch, then one got injusred, there was a betrayal for absolutely no reason, and now they're both just bitches with no unique traits. Remember, WWE can't do writing, especially for female characters.

Baron club

>>870776
WW @?

>>870776
His tattoos are the tattoo version of the JUST hair. Really he is the wrestler version of the JUST hair.

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>Kevin Owens roasting NXT rookies

>>870782
blah blah blah im fat

>>870782
#rekt

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>>870783
Fatass got beat by NEVILLE in under 30 seconds, they should just kill him off already

>>870782
has every right to. Fat fuck was called up faster than 85% of everyone else. Thats sayin something. BTFO

>>870786
>by a rollup
>kills him and deanetty the same show

he'll be fine

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>>870760
>losing 10% of your value in 5 days

>>870768

Brie is objectively better. Shes even dating the better talent. though no one can match the prototype.

I miss edge :/

>>870805
>D.Bry
>better than BMJ
Look, I get that a lot of people like D.bry but let's be honest the only reason people hate Cena is because he won a lot. He is still top five talent in wwe right now, and easily the best full timer. D.Bry has some pretty good matches for a few years and he couldn't even stay healthy for all of them.

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>>870807
Me too anon, he retired as a champion, inducted into the HoF the following year, he had hell of a send off.

>>870807
Edge was great, his spears looked like shit but literally everything else he did was great. I would love to see what the wwe would look like if he never had to retire.

>>870817
The spear is a shitty finisher to be honest

>>870813
>>870813
>>870813
>>870813
Next thread

>>870819
Great move, shitty finisher.

>>870729

Candice LeRae Is Tougher Than You.

>>870506

He's officially billed as weighing tons of fun.

>>870558

Wasn't Tyrus supposed to be #1 contender?

>>870325
This has potential. However it'll lead to the tried and tested WWE method of splitting up a tag team before due.

>Freebirding the title
>Tension between the three
>I'm the champ
>No, I'm the champ
>New Day Triple Threat at WM.