Why are people like this allowed to write articles
>tfw Becky will never crush your windpipe into dust with her thick legs
Turns out bbygurl was arrested
>Charged for “Affray, Riot, Unlawful Assmlby” and “Disorderly Intox”
He was getting hyped for a football game probably.
He isn't off the hook either
this reminds me
did anyone else watch making a murderer and see the scene where the kid was upset because he wouldn't be out of jail in time for Wrestlemania...I laughed and cried simultaneously
A time travelling wrestler could be fucking GOAT. Have him come out and chat shit about how he's gone into his opponent's timeline and he knows it doesn't end well.
In fact, Stardust. Stardust wasn't entirely mental, and he discovers the cosmic key, which allows him to travel into the future and fuck shit up. Then for the next few months, have Stardust casually mention things that "will" happen, then later in the timeline, he randomly turns up in matches and "alters the future". Eventually it leads to a feud where someone resolves to stop his meddling.
Name a man in the history of the world with more swag than Hollywood Hulk Hogan
This would only work if it was a Stardust like charecter and the audience thought he was absolutely insane. Trying to play a time travel gimmick as serious would bomb horribly.
I'd like to see WWE use Stardust like you said though where he's in some delusional state of mind. We need a good comedy gimmick besides "loud unicorn niggers"
Considering how he actually calls moves, puts wrestlers over, and makes feuds seem interesting? He's fucking great.
I was really fucking impressed with him referring to Ambrose as "The Champion" rather than LUNATIC FRIDGE MAGGLE. Also, him actually pointing out that whilst Ambrose is kayfabe unhinged, he's also a fantastic technical wrestler was great.
>he sounds like he is someone pretending to be a wrestling announcer.
That's exactly the problem. There are a lot of people who naturally have that big booming announcer voice but it's not him
>Booker and Layfield talking shit to Cole
alright wrestling fags listen up real close cause this is the last and final chance i'm giving your fat asses to get off my board.
/asp/ was originally created for people who who actually participate in their sports. which is why you see threads like MMA where people discuss styles and give others tips. NOT because they think it's cool after seeing it on a fucking tv show like you nerds but because it helps us become better fighters in real life. you see our practice of these sports has given us the right to post here. how many of you actually train to become "wrestlers" (i keep the word quoted because it's not really wrestling it's fucking soap opera)? i bet there's not a single one who actually is training. NO you just watching your shitty tv show all fucking day. THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS BOARD WAS FUCKING MADE FOR
IT WAS MADE FOR PEOPLE WHO PARTICIPATE IN THEIR SPORTS
IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEADS??????????????????????????????????????????????????? YOU FUCKING RETARDED AUTISTIC SHITS
maybe we could come to some sort of agreement since it seems that the guys over on /sp/ really hate you (with good reason) and don't want you back i guess you have no choise but to stay here. BUT can you atleast limit the amount of threads you make? im not saying you can't make threads but add a few rules to it
>only make a new general when the old one drops to page 3
>don't make shitloads of threads about the same subject (really there's no need to)
>smal items don't need their own threads you can just put them in the general
>stop the fucking retared "is he autisic" threads and other shitposting
>STOP FUCKING USING TERMS LIKE "PLAYING WITH TOY GUNS" OR "MMAUTISTS" AND STOP FUCKING CALLING REAL WRESTLING GAY
>that means no trolling of ANY kind
if you can comperehend this set of rules i believe we would be happy to accept you here and allow you to post your threads
>tfw all you motherfuckers were posting on my thread last thread
So its true, without the name you don't know the difference. Hmmm....
>I can't wait for AJ Styles and Nakamaka to come to the WWE
having a name tag is reddit as fuck, it doesn't help that a tripfag is typically a smarky neckbeard that sounds like they're from /woo/. It's not a mystery why we don't want to be associated with people like you, keep the name off and your fine.
Hey guys what's your favorite thing about wrestling?
My favorite thing is easily the matches. Sure the stories, the characters, and promos adds to it, but at the end of the day, the matches are the best part. Cool fun matches with lots of flips and the occasional comedy spot are my favorite style. Probably why i'm a huge fan of the Young Bucks. Guys like Stone Cold and Flair were cool, but they just didn't have that "it" factor in the ring. They weren't as talented as someone like Daniel Bryan who always has great matches.
>he's not a miz fan
Look how he went from MTV to WWE he's a real success story
>implying you do that
>implying that's any better
This is my just my new sd card after the other one got corrupted, i had over 700 in my old fedora folder
> not having seperate HEMAsexual fedora and Airgay fedora folders to shitpost in the aspies threads
That faggot used to post on /mlp/
still does probably
pic related, 2cold in his natural habitat
Especially annoying considering before Punk won the title he said he'd retire the stupid spinner bring in a new title. It would have made sense for Punk to do it, but instead they had to have the celebrity do it.
How about a classic Booker T one?
Helms has seen better days.
>Wanting to fuck a bitch with the body of a snickers bar
styles and nakamura go straight to the main roster, gallows and gun should debut in NXT with Balor, start the Balor club, run wild through NXT, and in like 2 takeovers, hit the main roster.
>tfw the black eye makes her hotter
Sounds reasonable. Although I'd like to see Gable and Jordan win the tag titles, then we can have Gallows and Gun do a run in. Because after those guys win the titles, I don't see them feuding with any of other teams.
He is a boring cockeyed manlet who sounds like he's from father ted, his ring game is meant to be his highlight but every match ive watched of his has been underwhelming as fuck. He even managed to get a boring match out of NXT tier adrian neville.
His paint entrance is the only good thing about him and that is already getting stale, and that leather jacket entrance when he flashes constantly is cringeworthy as fuck
Not to mention his God awful tattoos. But I have turned around on him since watching Breaking Ground. It's refreshing seeing Corbin be somewhat heel outside the ring too.
As for Crews, I'm just counting the days until Vince makes him dance in the ring like the rest of the black guys.
>The guy who has been the focal point of the company for 10 years would draw better than every other jabroni
No kidding. It's not the roster's fault that the company put all its eggs in one basket. As I recall, Cena also tweaked his knee before WM 30 and there were reports that he was gonna miss it.
Going to see Lesnar and it hailing like a mother fucker
>Matt Hardy defeatedEthan Carter IIIto become the newTNAWorld Heavyweight Champion at tonight's Impact Wrestling tapings in Bethlehem, PA. This was the Career vs. Title match that TNA had been hyping this week. It should air on January 26th.
>Hardy turned heel and is now withTyruswhile EC3 is a babyface. A double turn.
>Matt Hardy is the TNA world heavyweight champion
>TNA's main event scene is Matt Hardy, Brodus Clay and Derrick Bateman