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Because he ripped off Brian Cage's Triple A gimmick.

>>2907233
That gimmick is older than wrestling.

>>2907233
>a wrestler carrying a flag is a "ripoff"

Okay M8

I thought it was more surprising that Chris Jericho didn't sing his "Break the Walls Down" theme.

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I thought he was gunna rekt butterbean desu i always knew wrestlin was fake i'm not an idiot lmao but i always assumed most wrestlers were badasses who could whip a normal man but then ta lose ta butterball...the man couldn't ko johnny knoxville clean!

Well, R Truth does.

why do you think people call him tacos?

>>2906919
He is an advocate for colon health awareness.

Thank you based Tacos for looking out for our Bowel Movement

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Take a ducha, hit your brother, get a pista

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>implying Debra wasn't asking for it

>>2906794
Suzuki doesn't think SANADA is ready, brother. So he's willing to play along with SANADA's CRINGE spot instead of shooting on him

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>>2906744
yo u dealing with the x faggots

>>2906626
Probably Eddie taking lita away from them and her being his new mamacita

>>2906364
No, they are successful

>>2906390
successfully autistic

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>>2906345
>that doggo

Don't know if cute or EVIL.

>>2906353
Thats a fat doggo picture lol

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>>2906274
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Is she smug because she successfully spat out daughters instead of sons in order to fulfil Vince's objective of preventing Paul from usurping the company?

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>>2906156
Smug wrestler face thread?

>>2906222
>"Clearly if Vince didn't have that kind of confidence, he wouldn't spend the time grooming, training, teaching Paul what he expects of him as they move forward." - Linda

>"Paul and my dad have a great working relationship. And Paul has this ability... I think my dad and I are a lot alike, and he's opposite. He's very easygoing, he doesn't get his feathers ruffled, he's not overly emotional, unlike my dad and I, and it's a perfect balance. You know, he can make my dad laugh in moments where I think most people would be terrified or intimidated. He just has a way about him." - Stephanie

>"Having done all that myself and understanding what it takes, I think he's doing extraordinarily well. He's not one that gets rattled very easily at anything." - Vince

>"I know that he wants to be Vince Mcmahon. [laughs] Nobody wants to be Vince Mcmahon. No... It's just... He's one of the most wonderful things that's ever happened to me. And to the business. He's a good man." - Vince

>Haitch is unironically his favorite of the three

I still use that same monitor, neat.

Bartholomewetty fixin' to get buried by Sea Creature

Lethal leapyear was gonna be so good

>>2905812
Nobody can defeat the Sea Creature. It's undefeated at Lethal Leap Years.