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>Meltzer just confirmed that Kurt Angle's big announcement is real. It's not a storyline. According to Meltzer, Angle is the male in the new Paige photos/videos about to leak.
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WWE needs a surrealist storyline. One where all the wrestlers kayfabe die in the Wrestlemania main event and the next night on Raw, the heel and face dynamic has been reversed and the WWE timeline has been reset.
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What a terrible idea......
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"You're hired!" --VKM
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>there will never be a storyline about the whole company timetravelling to a future where The Rock got elected and turned America into a huge dictatorship
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The last time they tried to fake Vince's death Chris Benoit literally killed himself so he wouldnt have to deal with this shit
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>It's not going to be Dixie.
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fuck you
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Sup Nibbas,
I'm starting up bowling as a hobby and was wondering if you guys could recommend any bowling shoes that don't look autistic.
Thanks,
Jeff
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if you're just starting there are $30 shoes that are black and look like regular shoes
don't spend a shit ton of money cause all those expensive shoes with changeable leather on the sole are memes
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>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
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>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dimes
>Buried DDP and ruined his potential WWE career because he didn't shake his hand backstage
>Buried Bray Wyatt (twice) for no reason
>Drew lower ratings in his feud with Kane in late 2010 than an Edge vs Dolph Ziggler feud, a Mark Henry title run, and a Christian vs Orton feud the next year
>In the same feud, lost 90,000 buys from the previous year at the Hell in a Cell PPV that included Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase Jr in the main event
>Killed the World Heavyweight Championship (the last time the WHC would be defended in a PPV main event was Hell in a Cell 2010)
>None of the Wrestlemanias he main evented got more buys than the previous year
>Only main evented 4 out of 25 Wrestlemanias he had a match at
>Was on the B-show for the majority of his career after the draft
>Huge mark for himself, according to Paul London he drives around with the license plate "DEADMAN" and wears his own merchindise
>Besides Wrestlemania 13 having the lowest buyrate ever, it is the only Wrestlemania ever not to sell out
>Couldn't draw LeBron James to come out of his locker room to meet him despite getting dressed up and waiting for an hour
>Voted for Hillary like the spineless cuck he is
>The only relevant thing he did in his whole shitty career was put over the Big Dog and pass him the torch
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Damn...Undercarder btfo
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Will this finally be our week to win?
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You don't watch raw if you even think the poo is a draw. Chill out, bro.
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Sorry, Rawtist. Us /smackchads/ will win again.
>BASED
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>>2887607
It's called pretending you autistic virgin
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Who could win a royal rumble without eliminating anyone?
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>>2887583
Kofi Kingston could've in 2014 if he didn't jump back on to the ring
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JooJ CeeC wouldn't throw himself over the top
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>>2887583
I remember one popular scenario where the third to last man and the second to last man eliminate each other before #30 ever came out and all #30 does is walk to the ring and gloat or something.
Seems like a good role for Miz.
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>@seiyasanada gets a shot at @CodyRhodes ROH World Title when the War of the Worlds UK Tour stops in Liverpool!
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it was at this moment that cm phil knew he fucked up.
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it's not your fault punk left.
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>>2887485
smark in tears
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>>2887547
Fun fact: i don't even like punk but you posting about him everyday is kinda sad.
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Based Angle. Punk BTFO
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Kurt is right and wrong. Punk makes a great jobber in both WWE and MMA
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This isn't really a BTFO
Angle is acknowledging that Punk, despite not being a good fighter, is nevertheless a great performer, which is true.
And these words have weight as angle is both a great fighter and a great performer.
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Hello Phil!
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It's been a while since I've done my fantasy booking greentexts, and the whole Kurt Angle affair storyline seems interesting so here's my shot at it. Lemme know if you guys like it.
>RAW, Kurt's theme plays as he prepares to address the audience.
>He grabs a mic
"Well, the secret is out, this may change my life, my carreer, but I don't care.... Fue truth is..."
>Suddenly "IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAAAAAAAAAME"
>Trips comes out, he looks pissed.
>Angle just stays silent as he walks down the ramp.
>Haitch gets into the ring.
>They face off. Crowd is silent, waiting for them to move.
>Suddenly they start violently making out.
>Crowd fucking explodes.
"THE TRUTH IS, I LOVE TRIPLE H. OH IT'S TRUE, IT'S DAMN TRUE."
>Steph's music plays.
>She walks through the ramp, gets into the ring.
>Looks at Hunter like "WTF dude"
>Hunter pedigrees Steph. Grabs a mic.
"HE DIDN'T ONLY WIN A GOLD MEDAL IN THE OLYMPICS, HE WON A GOLD MEDAL IN MY HEART TOO."
>Angle vs Steph set for SummerSlam, Haitch is the special guest referee.
>Angle murders Steph. Angle Slam after Angle Slam, puts her trough the table. Moonsaults on her from the top of the 'Tron.
>1,2,3. Angle wins.
>He and Haitch embrace, their love is finally out to the world.
>Suddenly, AJ Styles attacks them with a chair.
>The gays don't want none.
>AJ Styles vs The Gay Community is now real.
>Fantasy Warfare is now fucking real.
>Ratings go up 2000%
>Dana White kills himself.
>Wrestling is saved.
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tryingwaytoohard/10
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Royal Rumble thread 2
Entrant #1. Virgil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpDOLRTLOOM&index=1&list=PL2xWUcN2dBuM3RDwDcVppVGfZvD_k3ATE
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Take a bump.
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>>2887303
I don't watch Game of Memes what did you mean by this?
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lol'd fucking hard
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>>2887303
cringe