JAMES ELLSWORTH I got ONE WORD to describe ya
and Im gonna SPELL IT OUT FOR YA
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Alright, fuck it. I'm done.
NJPW lads, how do I get started? Is there English commentary available?
Fuck off we're full
>>3115036
just watch AJPW like the real wrestling fans
This meme never gets old..
I miss this guy already.
>>3115025
His lazy eye just ruins it for me. I don't get why everyone is so high on him.
>>3115109
Based Kitamura
GOAT
>YEAH BUT WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON?
What was meant by this?
Absofuckinglutely
>>3115020
Henan legit did not know because tony was a fucking dick and didn't tell the other commentators the results. He was the heel announcer and was used to ragging on Hogan. Though he should have smartened up and realized what was happening.
Why did Orton forget how to do his own pose?
He doesn't give a fuck anymore.
Laziness. Even the pose is phoned in now.
Hello anons
My name is Aiden English and I'm taking over /asp
Please have sex
He will be the next Jinder Mahal just watch. Hes got the height and 10/10 mic skills.
You mean Aiden Guerrero
I haven't watched in a while so whenever they tweet something like "The Artist vs. The Viper" I think he is getting a push out of nowhere like Jinder. Then I click it and realize they're talking about Shinsuke.
>>3114928
MOZART
>>3116408
Well, English is the artistE
>and this is Big Cuck and his girl is screwing ellsworth and you CANT TEACH THAT
Bada boom big hog in that womb how you doin
>>3114945
MY NAME IS FUTURE ENDEAVORED AMORGAY AND I'M A CERTIFIED GIMP AND A NEGATIVE DRAW AND YOU CANT TEACH THAT! AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BIG CASS AND HE'S A 7 FOOT KEK AND YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT! BADABOOM GAYEST GUYS IN THE ROOM, TONGUE MY ANUS!
>>3115128
cringe
Post 'em!
>>3114901
Holy shit Ahmed Johnson
Evolution
>have only 1 favorite wrestler on the wwe roster since the attitude era
>vince buries him to shit
Looks like im done watching wwe for another 15+ years
Good bye, we don't want the muslim audience
>>3114893
Get the fuck off my /asp/
I haven't watched in a while what happened to Sami? Is Vince finally doing the right thing?
BASED
>V-Vegas! Please show up t-to my show!
>I p-p-promise ill be there!
inb4 a new superstar shakeup
>>3114886
> everyone in Vegas is going to RoH, the Mecca and FSW this month instead
Hilarious
> I'll fade away and classify my dimes as obsolete
>>3114877
first match on preshow, crowd takes time to get in because america
>l-lol... no d-dime-e-s e-d-ddrones seet-t-hing
>>3114907
>this much damage control
kek, nice try drone
It's hard cam side so of course its not full
STAND BACK
Name a cringier moment in wrestling history.
I'll wait.
the entirety of the year 2000 in wcw
am i the only one that still likes him?
>>3114659
No. I still look forward to Dolph.
>>3114659
My friend likes him a lot because he is very talented... he just can't get over again after the burials he's been through the past few years.
Playing Colonel Sanders probably didn't help much either.
I'm cautiously optimistic but the fact that all that shit tonight didn't lead to at least a squash match let me down quite a bit.
>>3114659
I like him. It's just that their booking taught us to not have any hope for Ziggler. All they have him do is cut promos on how he's been scratching and clawing his way to the top, how the fans don't respect him, how his sacrifices meant nothing, etc. They made him a whiny geek that never really wins.