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need help? need answers? i'm totally here for you...
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>>16796199
Good thing the masturbator will likely have enough forearm strength to pull himself up
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>>16797078

And the sticky hands to keep his grip.
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>>16797097
Cum to think of it, he is kinda dressed like Spider-Man, too.
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>tfw have a hang-from-cliff-and-shit-in-someone's-mouth fetish
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>>16796199
that's not a big fall if jesus is standing there.

He must be what, around 6ft tall? So 12+ ft drop, is not a big deal
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>>16797110
Maybe Jesus is walking on shark infested water? Didn't think of that, huh?
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>>16796199
OK, explain to me why /adv/ sucks.

Blatant troll threads, usually involving bitter nerds and women, get hundreds of replies.

While actual threads just slip off into the abyss. Hell I haven't seen a NEET thread in weeks.
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>>16797122
its possible, but i think the 2nd panel is more realistic than both of our conjectures
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How exactly is Jesus going to catch me with his nail-punctured wrists?
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>>16797129
Maybe they got jobs?
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>>16797150
XD
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>>16796199
>>16797111

any advice, OP?
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I got to masturbate to my heart's content and no I know longer have to deal with the pain of living?
WIN-WIN
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