need help? need answers? i'm totally here for you...
>>16796199
Good thing the masturbator will likely have enough forearm strength to pull himself up
>>16797078
And the sticky hands to keep his grip.
>>16797097
Cum to think of it, he is kinda dressed like Spider-Man, too.
>tfw have a hang-from-cliff-and-shit-in-someone's-mouth fetish
>>16796199
that's not a big fall if jesus is standing there.
He must be what, around 6ft tall? So 12+ ft drop, is not a big deal
>>16797110
Maybe Jesus is walking on shark infested water? Didn't think of that, huh?
>>16796199
OK, explain to me why /adv/ sucks.
Blatant troll threads, usually involving bitter nerds and women, get hundreds of replies.
While actual threads just slip off into the abyss. Hell I haven't seen a NEET thread in weeks.
>>16797122
its possible, but i think the 2nd panel is more realistic than both of our conjectures
How exactly is Jesus going to catch me with his nail-punctured wrists?
>>16797129
Maybe they got jobs?
>>16796199
>>16797111
any advice, OP?
I got to masturbate to my heart's content and no I know longer have to deal with the pain of living?
WIN-WIN