JoJo thread

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Gay priest is here now

>>136260692
oh gay priest i have sinned

>http://pastebin.com/CJPJP2Hi

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>>136260742
Confess and be absolved of your sins

>>136250626
http://imgur.com/a/NJJhZ/layout/grid

>>136260795
i think dio is the worst jojo villain but people keep telling me i'm wrong and that its actually kars

>>136260868
Well I don't think any of the other jojo villains fucked themselves as royally as Kars did

when does the next season air?

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>>136260868

>>136260795
I sometimes have dark urges to hurt my own family. One example would be that whenever they look into the fridge, I wand to smash their head in with the door. How can I fix this?

So what is hato's stand?

Bored at the library, what should I pick up?


What kind of books does Araki even read?

>>136261001
That's regular, just don't do it.
Everyone gets that.

>>136260868

Kars sort of ended up being the main villain by default. There wasn't much development of his character. In other Jojo parts the main villain gets a lot more characterization and is more active in affecting the plot. That's why he gets the bad rap despite being most runway fabulous villain.

>>136260795
I think the new dimension thing should've never happened

>>136261054
Horror heals him.

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>>136261001
Ignoring these urges can be detrimental to the soul.
Act upon them with restraint.

>yfw Bowie or Queen song for the Part 4 ED

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>>136261148
Without change, one can never hope to achieve perfection.

>>136260795
I have a lobotomy fetish, and I'm disappointed for the lack of jojo lobotomy fap material (or the lack of any at all).

>>136260795
I want to get fucked by Dio.

>>136260980
April

>>136261519
Inb4: 35 replies.

>>136261519
>Lobodomy
Can you at least explain why?
Why in the fuck.

How the fuck did Mark Hamill unJUST himself?

>>136261204
Thank you gay priest.

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>>136261519
Take initiative. Being the first is always a great achievement.

>>136261522
One step closer to Heaven.

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>>136260651
He actually went back in time.

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>>136260651
>>136261756
UNJUST MY SHIT UP

>>136261600
I don't really know. Maybe it's a power thing?


All I do know is that seeing a girl dumb and drooling really gets to me. You can make her wear whatever you want, do her whenever, it's just like "wow".
And she'll make cute noises too.

>>136261519
Which character do you want turned into a literally mindbroken fuck toy, anon? I'm a sucker for Josuke to be put into these situations, he's asexual enough in his part.

>>136260795
I still don't understand how King Crimson works

>>136261966
He's the personification of the fast forward button on your telly remote.

>>136261882
At that point they're better off dead than alive, wanting a mindless puppet sex slave is a pathetic insecurity since they could never leave you.
In reality the value that human has is worse than dogshit once their brain is scrambled.

It's that time again, post your part IV endings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E

Bonus round: post potential endings for future parts' adaptations

>>136261947
mostly Daiya, Hato, or Hermes, although Josuke is pretty good taste

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>>136260795
I read JoJo manga in this order: 1 > 3 > 6 > 7 > 2 > 4 > 5 > 8

Does JJBA ever make any references to star wars? Seems like something Araki wouldn't pass up.

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>>136261658
>>136261756
He found Heaven

>>136261966
One does not have to understand. One only has to believe.

>>136262117
Skipping parts is for sinners

>>136260868
You are wrong and it is Kars.

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>>136262199
At least I read Part 1 first, right gay priest?

Also, another sin: I drew this in a past drawfag thread.

>>136260868
it's diavolo, what the fuck /a/

>>136262057
I must be the only person who can see the potential of this being an ED. It came out in the 90s, and the singer's Reimi if she was even more of a semen demon if she was already.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etviGf1uWlg

Part 5 ED - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc

Where can I download 5th arc to read it in kindle. I like to read in train.

>>136262035
>not wanting a dumb brainless pet
look at this plebotron

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>>136262375
Sadly no absolution can cleanse your experience.
However, if put to more wholesome ends, your artistic skills could redeem your soul.

>>136262566
this doesn't sound like something araki would listen to, sorry anon

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>>136262850
>implying Araki only listens to rock

>>136262951
He listens to rock or very soft examples of other genres, anon. This is too groovy.

>>136262967
>>136262951
Gold would be decent for Part 5, but I imagine Araki would be fixed on getting King Crimson for it. Court of the Crimson King would be literally the perfect ED.

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>>136262117
Honestly the best way to experience out of order JoJo is 4 > 7 > 3 > 5 > 2 > 6 > 1 > 8

mostly because it gives Joseph so much hype

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What is your favorite part of Cia's bizarre adventure? Mine is Big guy is unbreakable?

>>136263278
Mine is Steel Plane Burn.

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>>136263173
>>136262117
7 > 3 > 5 > 1 > 4 > 6 > 2 > 8

is the best way to read JoJo and 3 out of like all of my friends I recommended it to read it this order

>>136263278
Bane Tendency

>>136263278
Stone Prison

>>136262375
Nice

>>136263278
Baneo Auero

>>136263278
>Big guy is unbreakable
You mean Plane is not crash

>>136263278
Extremely painful crusaders

>>136263278
Batman thought that his backbone is unbreakable. Now he can't stand proud.

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>>136264054
>You mean Plane is not crash
kek

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>>136260651
>>136261756

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So when part VII ends where do we go from there?

Kind of wish Jorge Joestar got more love outside that spin off. We get Joseph's bastard and Dio's offspring but not Joseph's ace WW1 pilot dad with a 10/10 wife?

>>136265134
>implying 8 isn't last part

fucking retard

Post those jojolion girls.

>>136265292
>He thinks part 9 won't be the last part
Take a good look at this pleb

>>136263278
>>136263560
>>136263642
>>136263814
>>136264014
>>136264054
>>136264155
>>136264284

10/10

>>136260795
Father, I-I want to fuck Johnny!

>>136260795
Crazy Frog needs a reference ASAP

>>136260795
I don't want a 7up

>>136261756

Man, seeing people clean up so well is oddly satisfying.

Like popping a giant pimple.

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>>136262117
>>136263173
>>136263422
go away you weird part skipping fuckers

>>136263560
but I thought BANE was better than the mosquito men

>>136262619
Some guy on the JoJo subreddit made pdfs of all the parts. It's on the sidebar I think.

Post some of those grade-A shitposts

Can someone explain Dragon's Dream? I'm reading Stone Ocean and I really don't get how its powers work.

>>136267181
It tells everyone around it where the best places to stand are, where they have the best luck.
Also some weird thing about arm shooting.

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>>136267140
This was a good/shitty one.

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>>136266843

>>136267233
Okay, I guess that is a lot simpler than a thought.

>>136262967
>apex twin
>underworld
>fucking kraftwerk
>soft

>>136266747
Always think of his needs first. Volunteer to be on top.

>>136266772
Your sin is great, but absolution comes to those willing to change

>>136266787
Wants are meaningless. Only needs matter.

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>>136267389
Even a vessel of Heaven may sometimes forget his own face

>>136266843
But it honestly adds a lot to how you experience the story

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>>136261882
jeffrey dahmer was on that shit fool. Get yourself checked by a medical professional you sick fuck.

>>136267472
Father, I stole a baby

>>136267494
Yeah, experiencing it incorrectly sure adds a lot.

>>136267585
>Hurr durr I can only enjoy things in the intended order

how fucking retarded are you?

>>136263127
But https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6voHeEa3ig

>>136267472
Father, why are you so lewd?

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>>136267579
Stealing is sin. But raising a child to less than its full potential is a far greater sin.
If you think you can do a better job than the birth parents, you sins shall be forgiven.

>>136267494
How so? Not disagreeing just interested from someone who has read it out of order.

>>136267689
He's saying you don't get the feeling you were supposed to. And he's right, you have to retarded to read the parts in the wrong order AND say that's better that way.

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>>136267769
... A crude term.
As a man of faith, I refuse to acknowledge it.

>>136260795
Father, I have been having thoughts of suicide lately, and frankly I'm not sure where else to look for help or advice. What keeps a holy man such as yourself on the path?

>>136267857
Think about it like this

in part 4 especially there is a lot of mention of past events (i.e dio, time stop)

now the cool thing is that it is almost like reading backstory without it being backstory

like for exmaple the amount of hype that you get from joesph as you seem him as a granddad and an old adventurer gives you hype when you finally read part 2

of course faggots like >>136267893 are gonna be bitches

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>>136268035
Do it faggot

>>136268035
Highway to Hell is the stand for you, while Made in Heaven is for the gayest of priests.

>>136267936
But Father, tempting others to sin is against god. If you don't acknowledge it, then there's no way for you to repent or ask for his forgiveness.

>>136267936
>>136268035
The passions of those greater than I.
We who inhabit this world must look for guidance in the desires of those before us. Though we may never reach their heights, we must never sour their achievement with petty thoughts of inferiority, for they would smile upon us if we strive, even if we fail.
Live the fullest life to honor those who came before.

>>136268280
As a man of God, I ask that you rephrase the question in less sinful terminology.

>>136268594
Thank you gay priest, I will take your words to heart.

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>>136268594
It seems as though my absence has left me somewhat forgetful of my own face.

>>136268594
Father, is it sinful of me to want to perform sexual actions to a corpse inhabited by a mass of sentient and intelligent plankton?

>>136269170
Father, how do I reach enlightenment?

>>136268594
Alright, why do you wear such a tight-fitting cassock that encourages me to commit sinful acts?

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>>136269235
Here, try this

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>>136269231
Yes. On many levels.

>>136269346
As a man of the faith, I must not present lies or misconceptions.
I cannot hide my natural figure, for how can you trust a man when you only know his face?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBirBvTQXDg

>>136269666
>666
How will you repent?

>>136269666
>666

You are a serpent sent by the devil to trick us aren't you

I'm already at part 7 and I'm still fucking pissed Iggy just died because "Le I'm so crazy that you mimiced DIO XD Now I'm super insane XP"

>>136269982
Iggys death makes sense once you get past the initial phase of part 8

>>136263278

Nolanian

>>136269982
Everyone of us is mad at something, anon.
For example, i can't get over Kakyoin's death and the fact that Hol Horse didn't replace Abdul

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>>136269235
Look to those gone before.

>>136269970
>>136269818
Numbers hold great power. They can comfort and defame.
Such an occurrence cannot be overlooked, I must take this as a sign of misfortune and take my leave.

May faith guide you all.

>>136269982
>>136270087
Why are you people so mad about the deaths? They are one of the best things about JoJo, they are beautiful and they add dept to the story.

>>136270117
get back here priestypants

>>136270178
Of course, they build the narrative and make the story this much better, but still, those were characters
we were attached too, didn't want to see them go away. Which is also a sign of good writing, mind you,
but still, it hurts to not see happy ending for them.

>>136270178

Yeah but the terms of Iggy's death were shit

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>>136270328
>Yotsuyu and Aishou did nothing wrong and still got murdered

>>136268059
>trying to defend reading shit out of order with bullshit opinions that literally no one else has

Fucking hell I have seen so much stupidity in one post.

>>136270510
Yotsuyu did kill Josefumi. It was probably due to Josefumi messing with them though.

>>136268059
Wow great post you sure convinced me with those hot opinions.

>>136260651
>his stand isn't force ghost anakin
lost opportunity

>>136270328
>and here we see a stand using couple engaging in loving BDSM

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>>136270595
>>136270654

Well anon I am glad that you feel that way!

I think differently about it than you but that is okay!

Thanks for sharing your thoughts!

here have a cute lizard

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>>136270490
>sacrificed himself to save Polnareff
>completely embarassed Vanilla Ice by showing that he has human pride and courage while Ice who is actually human is just DIO's dog
>died with a fucking smile on his face
>went to heaven with Brodol
>fucks bitches in heaven
>shit

>>136270087
>and the fact that Hol Horse didn't replace Abdul
This was literally never to meant and whichever anon managed to convince people that it was is probably laughing himself to death.

>>136270087
He fought DIO, anon, what the fuck did you expect?

>>136263278
Hothead Blood

>>136269982
He cut his fucking head off on DIO's whim, it was perfectly in character. It's called great character writing and you need to fuck off.

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>>136270510
>nothing wrong
>those outfits

>>136270799
I think this whole thing is based on that cover with Hol Horse among the crusaders combined with the retconning of Abdul death.

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>>136271062
Yeah but then the volume immediately after it has Abdul on the cover again. It's not that weird to have the stand user for Emperor appear on the cover for the volume called The Emperor and The Hanged Man after all.

It's as retarded as people's fucking stupid head canon that the youth who saved Josuke in Part 4 was him because of time travelling bullshit. Fucking hell there are people who unironically believe this.

>>136270712
an acceptable ship right here

>>136271310
I'm with you in saying that is borderline retarded, I was just pointing out why that rumor started.

>>136270801
That he'll die. Going solo on fucking DIO = Death (only if you aren't a Joestar). But i still didn't want this
to happen. The second i saw him going solo was the worst. His death was beatiful and touching, it built
the hatred for DIO even more, just as Araki intended. We were rooting for Jotaro, that he's going to kick his ass.
Seeing DIO weep and cry out of sheer confusion of being defeated is satysfying, thanks to all the build up. But
it still hurts to see your favorite character die and not receive happy end.

>>136270328
Why didn't he just kill her here then later kill Josuke then continue fucking arpund with Tsurugi?
If he can just blend in with rocks, what was the point of making Tsurugi lead them to his office?

>>136270087
I'm still mad over the sheer amount of attention Polnareff got in part 3.

Like Kakyoin gets like 2 fights and helps Polnareff in one. Then he's out for all of the Egypt arc only to come back and lose and die right at the end. Meanwhile Polnareff was getting a fight every fucking week.

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>>136271487
Fair enough.

Also just looking through it I think Part 3 has the most consistently good volume covers. The only bad one is the one with Polnareff on it on his own.

>>136270609
>It was probably due to Josefumi messing with them though.
Josefumi personally stole their merchandise and gave it to Kira although Yagiyama seemed like he wasn't involved in the fruit-selling shit and instead wanted to steal the Higashikata's money through some blackmail on the dl.
Maybe Kira found out about that plan through his investigation and that's why Yagiyama was so adamant about killing them while not informing the other rock people about it.

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Why is part 7 so based?

Also I need this black and white picture of johnny with his date of birth and death

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you can only pick one

I just remembered at some point in part 8 there is a chapter about a kid who's found on the seashore. Is there some theory about him?

>>136272176
Johnny is my favourite JoJo but Johnathan would be the perfect companion.

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>>136272176
>English Kenshiro or some horse riding faget who isn't even the main character of his own part.

The choice is clear.

>>136269982
At least Iggy remained a little shit right up to the end, he smirked at Vanilla Ice to keep him pissed off and give Polnareff more time. It was in character for both VI and Iggy.

>>136272226
He looked like Aishou

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>>136271975
Probably due to how large of an adventure it was.

Seeing Johnny develop along side Gyro and witnessing all the hardships they've endured made it worth the ride. The flashbacks when they where younger helped a lot and having enemies like Tatoo You! was a blast.

Plus it has some strong moments. It really stands out when you see Gyro and Johnny sharing a drink within the snow after trying to get rid of the money and the final shootout with Valentine was a great.

Though the alt Diego reveal is what I'm mixed about even though we see moments like this.

>>136260868
>Any Jojo villain
>Bad

>>136269666
Father, forgive me for prying, but is it true what they say? That you are a gay priest?

>>136272315
With all the sameface going on I don't think it's a good idea making assumption like that.

>>136272778
Aishou was the only character so far that wore a knit beanie

>>136272894
He's wearing a sweater, anon.

>>136272919
He wore a beanie in his flashback, anon. He also wears one on the job.

>>136272580
The fuck you talking about? "Worst" doesn't mean "bad."

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>>136268594
>The passions of those greater than I.
>We who inhabit this world must look for guidance in the desires of those before us. Though we may never reach their heights, we must never sour their achievement with petty thoughts of inferiority, for they would smile upon us if we strive, even if we fail.
>Live the fullest life to honor those who came before.
>expected gay priest to be a memester
That's deep gay priest, thank you.

>>136271573
His sacrifice was what allowed them to beat DIO, anon, never forget that. Otherwise, Jotaro would have gotten one shotted just as easily.

>>136272176
Johnny piernas locas.

>>136271821
>Part 3
>literally every single fight is Polnareff fighting a bad guy and then Jotaro oraoraora'ing them to death

jojo is gay

>>136273745
Only Joseph and Giorno

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Swerve on a nigga

>your favorite jojo girl becomes the villain of your favorite part, with the stand of your favorite minor villain
What changes?

>>136274027
I wish Karera was the final villain

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>>136271975
Part 7 is overrated as fuck. The only good thing was Diego

>>136274126
While I agree that it's overrated, it certainly had better things then Diego.
>Pocoloco
>Mike O
>Blackmore
>D I S C O
>"sit on my face, Lucy!"
>the enigma that is Mrs. Robinson

>>136274262
Okay, agreed with Lucy and Scarlet. And also that fight on the multiverse between Johnny, Funny, Diego nd Wekapipo. But the rest is overrated,

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>naruto has fun games that look good.they also have a bunch of characters.
>jojo games are trash.
why live.

>>136274476
I love SBR but I feel you. JoJo is at its best when it catches you off guard. Ringo Roadagain was a massive disappointment for me only because of how much he was hyped up.

>>136274589
Because of the variety and nature of abilities JoJo characters have.

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>>136274589
The attention to detail was nice but I'm surprised they didn't go for their story approach like they do with the Naruto games. Then again they probably get more sales off them which makes going for those crazy story sequences possible.

At least we didn't get another Phantom Blood game that had you play almost everyone excerpt Erina.

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>>136274644
>dubs

Ringo was such an awesome character. But his fight was kind of lame.

>>136275005
We need to make more of these pictures, even if they make no sense in the context of the clock and shit.
>IT'S TIME TO SIT ON MY FACE, LUCY

>>136273744
I actually tallied up all the villain battles from Stardust depending on who were the main characters that fought them that episode e.g. Alessi was Jotaro and Polnareff, Cameo was Avdol and Polnareff, DIO was everyone except Iggy and Avdol.

The results I got were

Jotaro - 15
Polnareff - 13
Kakyoin - 9
Joseph - 8
Avdol - 5
Iggy - 3

It was actually pretty even leading up to the Egypt arc but once that point was crossed Polnareff continued climbing whilst Avdol, Joseph, Kakyoin and Iggy got fuck all.

Makes you wonder what was the point in bringing back Avdol and introducing Iggy when they barely did anything.

>>136274801
the games would be better if they tried to stick to the story instead of dumb fan fiction. I just don't get how there battle system (in eoh) is so trash at the basic level. while the naruto games, while simple, manages to be fun. they need to find a way to rework the gameplay, or drop 3d fighters, give it to ark sys, and we get a good anime fighter.
>>136274726
I don't believe they wouldn't be able to get it to work if they tried.

>>136275074
Where's Doc when we need him?

>>136275074
see >>136260820

>>136275074
Let's not. Other than the Dio or The World ones there's no reason for any of them to exist

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>>136274027
>Lisa Lisa with Geb

I guess she does more shit water tricks with hamon?

>>136275083
holy shit, did Jotaro get that many fights?

Who defeated Steely Dan? Jotaro or Kakyon&Polnareff?

>>136275367
Kakyoin and Polnareff. Literally anyone could have beaten Dan after Lovers was stopped.

>>136275252
More or less yeah. A lot of battles ended up being Jotaro on clean up duty.

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So, I just finished Part 7.
Holy fuck I hadn't spoiled the Dio thing and that literally made my jaw drop
It was pretty good. Though, I feel like Valentine took way too long, even by Jojo main villain standards. Maybe it's just cause Pucci put up such a more interesting fight.
2>4>7>6>5>3>1

So should I start catching up with Part 8 or just leave it for now and come back years from now when it's done?

>>136275579
Read part 8.

>>136260651
Do you think Purple Haze Distortion can kill Ultimate Kars?

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>>136273998

>>136271821
I'm more mad about how Polnareff never uses his stand properly.

Like it was supposed to be faster than the eye can see when he removes his armor.

What does Karera smell like?

>>136275639
a better question would be if cars has the powers of all living things, does he have a stand. if so, what is it.

>>136275735
Body odor and greasy unwashed hair.

>>136274027
>Yasuho is now the 23rd president of the US, unpopular for her meek behavior and appearance in the public eye, but secretly uses her stand Enigma to suppress political enemies and bring together the corpse parts to make America truly great

>>136275775
I can only imagine Yasuho smells the same due to her constant running and being licked almost daily.
Only Daiya smells like baby powder and purity.

>>136275735
Filth and parasites.

She has ticks behind her ears, lice and centipedes in her hair, mange in her skin, tapeworms in her gut, flies surround her, and she even some of those creepy African parasites.

>>136275772
According to the Jorge Joestar spin off, Killer Queen then Made in Heaven REQUIEM.

>>136275944
>you'll never catch ebola from Karera's lip sores
Why live?

>>136275579
that's fucking awesome that warudiego wasn't spoiled for you
and read part 8 man
enjoy the mystery with us

>>136268594
Father
Do you think Purple Haze Distortion can kill Ultimate Kars? Father, I made my life repetitive and I don't know how to get out of the rutine. More important to get out of myself. How to be better. I am stucked and it's in this mediocre life and I don't know how to get out of it. What should I do?

>>136275654
All the gang seem to do that.

>Star Finger is barely used, not used at all against Dio
>Kakyoin only uses possession once after fighting Jotaro on Death 13
>Avdol never uses crossfire hurricane after fighting Polnareff
>Polnareff never uses the armour off mode of Silver Chariot after fighting Avdol. (Boy it sure is difficult hitting the Hanged man if only Chariot was faster somehow...)

>>136275579
Start reading it now, and post the pages and provide your commentary.
Let's see you experience it together.

>>136276000
what does made in heaven requiem even do? I thought the original was already a "ultimate level" stand. what is even the premise of jorge jostar.is it good?

>>136276002
>you will never carry her so she doesn't have to walk on the foot with the guinea worm
>you will never pick those eye worms out of her eye
>you will never put soothing ointments over the chigger bites on her hip
W H Y L I V E
H
Y
L
I
V
E

>>136266843
Is it okay if I skip because Part 5's retranslation isn't finished?

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>>136276380
don't skip parts. we have this question every thread. just fucking dont.

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>>136274027
>perfect being lisa lisa with notorious BIG just in case

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>>136276380
>I'll skip part 5 altogether!
>this is the power of King Crimson!

>>136276471
why? I mean really WHY? I won't understand part 8 if I don't read part 2 first? Really, why? Just to go and say I read the manga and don't skipped parts just to indulge a group of elitists whose only achieve in life is to have read a fucking manga in order?

>>136276678
why is it so hard to read a part. why would you even bother asking us if your heart is set on not reading it. why ask us if you think we are elitists. it isn't the most plot heavy part, but there are some things relevant to other parts, and how stands work. all it does is cripple your ability to discuss the topic of jojo.

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>>136274027
>Jolyne becomes a serial killer with Crazy Diamond
This... is a scary picture in my head right now

>>136277039
No wait didn't read the minor villain part, in that case I mean the Emperor
Still fucking scary though

>>136276678
Parts 1, 2, 3 and 6 make a nice, single arc on their own.
Parts 4 and 5 expand on some shit and are kind of separate, but little bits of them tie into Part 6. But they're both really good parts, so there's really no need to skip them.
Part 7 is an entirely separate plot, but a lot of things in it allude to things from parts 2 and 3.
I haven't read Part 8 yet, but it seems to be like 7, only it alludes to things in Part 4.

So yeah, don't skip shit.
Aside from maybe Part 5.

>>136276819
>all it does is cripple your ability to discuss the topic of jojo
fucking this, badly translated or not you're just purposefully missing out on an entire jojo arc, protagonist, gang, set of stands and villains for no real good reason.

The plot of a part could completely have no relation to others and you would still need to read it to properly participate in discussions, discussing stands in general or comparing some to others? you're missing a giant chunk of reference, same for character discussions, critiques and rankings etc. All of which make up most discussion

did Melone have his stand fucking rape a girl

>>136276534

Holy shit, that gif actually made me understand King Crimson's power

>>136277892
「Immaculate Conception」

>>136276678
Nigga if you want to skip Parts regardless of what others say then go ahead, just don't bitch when no one agrees with your retardation

>>136278498
>jesus was just baby face all along
>all the water to wine shit and all that was just it's matter cubing
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
but how does it fit with George Bush and the Lizardmen?

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>>136274027
>Jolyne as a Sadistic chaotic vampire overlord in Phantom Blood with Justice as a stand.
Between the necromancy and the "control your opponent once they're injured" Jonathan has no chance, and the entire scenario is kinda hot.

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>>136280468
Does no one have dignity?

http://strawpoll.me/6571999

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>>136281319
Best JoJo winning.

No surprise.

>>136281319
>Josuke (Josefumi)
>Josefumi
ok

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>>136281416
It is only the beginning.

Haven't read JoJo in years, since SBR ended. Kind of want to re-read it after watching Parts 1-3 so I can finally start Part 8. How much of those coloured versions of the manga are in English these days? And I assume Part 5 still has a not so great translation?

>>136281864
Part 4 and 6 are fully done.

Did any of the light novels get translated yet?

>>136281864
Part 4 and part 6 are entirely in color in english on batoto. Part 5's new transition is about half way there. SBR only has a few color chapters out in english

>>136282055
I believe Purple Haze Feedback is fully translated.
Not sure about the rest though.

>>136275579
>not being spoiled on AU Diego
god damn am I jealous. The V JUMP scans for eyes of heaven spoiled it for me while I was reading part 5 or 6.

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>>136260795
Forgive me Gay Priest, for I have sinned. I'm being a complete fucking faggot and making a Jojo AMV of a DIO song set to Dio for a competition at an upcoming convention, because people are telling me I'm good at video editing and I should do something.

>>136282282
What song?

>>136282157
Ah ok. I got a link for it.

>>136282296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_TvrLBfhQI

Seemed like it'd be a song that fit Dio the character more than, say, Holy Diver.

Just finished the first season of Stardust Crusaders. I'm a little disappointed that all the villains have really gimmicky stands. I went in thinking all the stands would be manly spirits similar to Jotaro's and co.

>>136282595
Joseph, kakyoin and Iggy's stands aren't manly spirits

>>136282595
only like 1% of stands in the whole of jojo are punchghosts, some crazy convoluted power used cleverly or situationally is what jojo is about, part 3 just had araki experimenting and making shit situations/stands

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>>136282595
Stands were JUST introduced in part 3 and Araki won't go balls to the walls until Part 4.
also pic related

>>136282595
Get out of this thread before you are spoiled

>>136283022
I wish I had read the manga first. I loved the anime for part 1 and 2, but 3 had some horrible pacing. Glad I read through it all before the second season of Stardust Crusaders.

what jojo things could you name your dick after? i've only thought of sex pistol and luck & pluck.

>>136283299
Soft and Wet

>>136283319
that's sounds more like a vagina, anon.

>>136283299
Ebony Devil

what are some nice jojo wallpapers that aren't small?

>>136283022
why is the fucking art in that picture so elusive?
has anyone ever found a high res version?

>>136283406
check the right side
http://docg95ehh5tlv3.imgur.com/

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>>136283406
Here, you can have mine if you want.

>>136283299
ever since i got this rash, i'm partial to "The Sun"

>>136283299
Whitesnake.

>>136283406
>>136283474
There are also the BD screenshots he took in his albums

>>136283299
Tusk's namesake was literally about Mick Fleetwood's dick, so that

>Killer Queen was perfectly suited to get Kira hands and only hands
If you were a serial killer obsessed with your fetish, what would your stand do?
What would Johnny's do?

>>136284055
>What would Johnny's do?
The obvious one would be a swarm of mosquitoes

>>136283299
Crazy D

>>136283299
Crazy Diamond

>>136284289
:)

>>136284055
Johnny's would be a humanoid stand with a strange insider's head, and spikes on each finger.
He can suck the blood from a person with the spikes, and it heals his wounds (along with leaving bug bite marks).

Johnny would cut of slabs of skin from people who'm he's sucked all fluid from, and would carry around these bug bite covered skin clothes to do creepy things with.

>>136283299
Enigma

>>136283299
Thanks to a fungal infection I now call it my Green Baby

>>136283299
duwang

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>No pastebin in the OP
>Pucciposting
>baneposting
>epic maymays
>JoJo dick names

I know we're all shitposters, but fucking hell lads.

>>136285096
>implying you wouldn't name your dick after a stand

>>136285280
>implying you didn't name your stand after your dick

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>yfw sono chi no sadame plays in the final fight against kira
>yfw the ambulance runs over kira right as the second "JO" hits

>>136285416
Did it play at all in the second season of Stardust Crusaders? I never actually got around to watching it.

>>136285442
no_

>>136277422
Part 8 continues the story arc of Part 7 but it has heaps of allusions to Part 4.

So w/ part 8

Johnny did something wrong and Gappy has to fix it?

>>136283299
Justice

>>136285416
i get the feeling it might not play again until part 6

>>136285590
Kind of, but there's a lot more to it than that. You find out what Johnny did in like chapter 18 of JJL I think.

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>2 chapters away from catching up
At least I have parts 2 and 3 to read while I wait for the VA retranslation.
I don't want to run out of Jojo to read.

>>136285813
There will be a new JJL chapter within a week so you have that to look forward to.

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Is this the most up to date version of this image or did more get added on?

>>136285813
>while I wait for the VA retranslation
It'll be awhile yet.

>>136275649
anon I love your cosplay

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>>136285096
You've seen too much, Josuke.

>>136275579
The Valentine fight would have turned out so much better if Araki didn't spend so long establishing that Valentine was totally doomed no matter how often he jumped universes.

Hell, you could have chopped off most of Valentine's bargaining with Johnny and improved the pacing a shitload. It sort of took the wind out of Tusk Act 4's sails.

>>136260651
can some one explain what a stand really is?

>>136286211
it's an evil spirit

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What Sailor suit should I buy to start my own Gappy cosplay?
This shitty $5 hat isn't gonna cut it

>Perfect World
Destructive Power: B
Speed: B
Range: C
Durability: C
Precision: A
Development Potential: A

Perfect World possesses the ability to remove 'details' It's ability can take effect anywhere on the planet, and can even influence the past. These 'details' range from the physical, to the course of time itself, such as removing the 'details' of meeting someone, or a discussion, making the events no longer exist. However Perfect World cannot influence the details of a person's birth.

>>136286211
The soul of the user.
Its powers come from the users deepest desires.

>>136285965
I'm waiting for someone to make a bite the dust edit of that

>>136286211
It's manifestation of the user's spirit via psychic power.

>>136286588
>deep down Johnny didn't really want to walk again
>he just wanted to use his fingers as guns and never have to worry about trimming his nails

>>136286653
Every time I see it I always expect it to be a BtD edit and I'm always disappointed.

>>136286416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnmzqnJtNb4
pretty good stand for a pretty good song

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>>136286653
>>136286759

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>>136260868
Dio is the worst villain.

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>>136286588
>Its powers come from the users deepest desires.
>Carne just wanted to live on after he died

>>136286953
>Pucci
>motives arguably better than hero's

>stonemen
>retaliating against misdeeds done to them

this is so forced it's not even funny

>>136286953
I hate how this image misunderstands the villains, pucci would be in "High Tier" as his entire character is defined by his fuck ups earlier in life and trying to bring about a massive change to society. Valentine would be "Elder God Tier" since any evil he does like murders or rape aren't reluctantly done and ultimately his motives are pretty hard to find fault in and even the damn manga has us question who's motives are truly righteous.

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>>136287123
>Notorious B.I.G.
>Ready to Die
>Life After Death
>Born Again
Why the fuck am I just figuring this out

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>>136261519
>>136261882

If it's the physical aspect you want, that tends to go into gore territory. But if it's the mindlessness you desire, it tends to cross over into some mind control territory.

For the reason you stated, I'd think you actually may end up going for hypnosis/mind control as a general fetish

>>136286820
I meant it to be named after Perfect World by Talking Heads

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>>136286749
actually I think that particular example had more to do with jesus being a colossal asshole.

>>136287399
3 and 4 are best

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>>136286953
>DIO not on High-Tier.
>Kars not on Shit-Tier.
Believe it or not, I like Kars as a villain, but his goal is to just fucking kill everything. He killed his tribe and now he is going to kill all humans. Why? Why not?

>INB4 DIO IS JUST THE SAME
DIO wants to achieve Heaven, and thus rule the world. Starting at the bottom to get to the absolute top. That's his goal.

And he is just fucking mean-spirited along the way. Being raised by Dario Brando does that to you.

>>136286749
>Narancia wanted to be an airplane
>Buccellati just really liked zippers

>>136287568
I agree.
2 is the worst

>>136287574
Kars never wanted to kill all humans, he just wanted to rule over all life forms as the ultimate being. After attaining his ultimate life form he wouldn't even need to turn people into vampires to eat them. Hell, the only reason he killed his tribe is cause they all tried to kill him for being too ambitious

>>136287163
>>136287574
Kars was ultimately just getting back at his people for shunning him by continuing with his research at whatever the cost.

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>>136287614
See, heres a guy with taste.

>>136287598
>Arabia Fats just wanted to watch the world burn

>>136287639
I think the payback ended at the genocide, he was still driven by his goal to conquer the sun and there wouldn't have been conflict against his people if it weren't' for that motive

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>>136287598
>Jotaro wants to stop everything and dance in secrecy
>Joseph just wants to understand technology
>Gyro just wants to break some balls
>Diego just wants to be a dinosaur
>Valentine just wants to fuck himself
>Kira Yoshikage just wants a quiet life gets a stand that blows shit up
>Pucci just wants to steal shit. inb4 he is black it evolves so that he can run away from the police

>>136287699
>A pair of rats' deepest desires are to melt people into jelly cubes
>Trish would never want to leave bouncy castles as a kid
>Prosciutto has a fetish for old people
>Mike O always wanted to be a clown, but he was stuck working at the nail factory

so are stand rushes gone in EoH?

>>136287598

>Narancia wanted to fly away and flee all his troubles instead of facing them head-on
>Buccellati wanted to fix his town, detach all the nasty bits and stitch together all the good bits

Does the new JoJolion chapter come out today in Japan?

>>136288817
the 19th

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>>136281319
>Gappy getting this much love
You guys are alright sometimes.

>>136287921
>>Prosciutto has a fetish for old people

He wanted people around him to "grow up and mature".

Has Araki drawn Bruno in the new style?

>>136289810
several times

>>136286953
>not differentiating between Part 1 Dio and Part 3 Dio

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>>136289810

>>136261756
Disney made him go back into training when he signed on for the new trilogy.

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>>136261756

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>>136286953
Well, if we're going by the definitions...

>>136290856
Remove Valentine from Elder God, move Kira to Mid.
Admittedly I disagree with the chart's implication of quality, but at the very least get the definitions right.

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Why Is Holy so perfect

Do you think jojo has jumped the shark?

The latest series aren't anything like parts 1-3 which was IMHO, the best parts of JoJo.

Part 2 and 3 had the best art IMHO, everything from the mafia arc onwards had really weird art, and the plot isn't as classic anymore.

>>136260651
shoulve old man joseph

>>136291401
Jotaro is the one who points.

>>136291330
post the one with her butt

>>136291386
I really like early part 5/late part 4 art, but the best art (and plot) imho is middle part 7

>>136291386
Nah, I can't agree with anything you're saying.

>>136287921
>Coco Jumbo always wanted to be a house.

>>136291429
I couldn't find it but I know what you're talking about. What a huge ass. Makes you want protect her

So lets all be honest, Akari isn't going to finish JoJo in time unless he finishes part 8 as the last part.

The guy is in his 50s and it takes forever to finish a part, and lets not even go into discussing the fucking animation. That'll take years of time before it can even get to park 7.

>>136291386
>The latest series aren't anything like parts 1-3
Nah, I think only part 8 is really different.
>which was IMHO, the best parts of JoJo.
Pretty shit taste IMHO.
>Part 2 and 3 had the best art
It's charming, but also wonky as all hell.
>everything from the mafia arc onwards had really weird art
I'd argue parts 1-3 look much weirder.
>and the plot isn't as classic anymore.
Yeah, it became much more original.

>>136291854
Araki will never die, so it's ok

>>136291854
How could he finish JoJo?
It wouldn't be satisfying to end on a one-part story, I want something to link the stuff we've already seen. Part 9 better bring back some characters/themes.