Aishou did nothing wrong. He was a victim of human folly and was the best Rock Human.
Hey Pucci! You look like you've got something to say!
I'm still struggling to understand how he was a minor villain.
He was just trying to sell some medicine fruit on his workbreak in the park which was probably nerve-wrecking for him anyway since Rockmen hate birds.
Exactly. Yasuho and Tsurugi are fucking monsters. That said, Yasuho is still best girl.
He died just when he had found his true waifu. It's a tragedy.
There haven't been any so far though, have there?
Also has it been established how exactly Kira, Joubin and Yotsuyu and Aishou knew each other?
>There haven't been any so far though, have there?
There was a flashback during the Doobie Wah! fight of Yotsuyu saving Aishou from being killed during the demolition of his home. He called him by his first name and knew about his girlfriend so it's implying they were at least acquaintances.
>Also has it been established how exactly Kira, Joubin and Yotsuyu and Aishou knew each other?
Joubin had a contract with the Rockmen for something involving the fruit, Aishou was his middleman and apparently had shipped him and some of his associates to Morioh.
Kira was investigating this shipment. Yotsuyu was Aishou's acquaintance but according to Yasuho and Norisuke's research, Yotsuyu had been in Morioh long before the rest of them.
Dio was a disgusting, degenerate sociopath, i mean, doesn't anyone react to the way he talks to young men, it's like he tries to flirt with them
his body language, his way of speach
dio is like a fucking creep
Dio was a wonderful, beautiful vampire., i mean, doesn't everyone react to the way he talks to young men, it's like he tries to comfort them with his body language, his way of speach
dio is like fucking heaven
Guess the other rest was samefag then.
>Finally finished that borefest of part 5
>Start up part 6
>Starts with Jolyne angry at getting caught masturbating
Oh boy, what have I gotten myself into...?
Also I never thought of Jotaro to ever be the marrying type of person. Wonder how long that marriage even lasted?
Still need Crazy Diamond to start shipping before I can have any fun with the poses, just feels naked without him.
That the Medicos one?
Thinking about getting him and CD.
Got these a while back. Super good.
Stone Ocean is fucking Greato, granted it's fucking whacky as shit but it has no major plotholes and it's only problem is mysteries and unknown powers along with retcons, outside of that it's a solid part.
The hands are the thing that worried me the most, but at their scale and in person its not really noticable at all. Besides, it's not exactly unprecidented.
Yeah, It's so much better than I was expecting. At first I was just taking advantage of the price and since its Jojo I could overlook any minor quibbles.But now I really want more.
Whole crew + their stands.
It has the most bullshit can-literally-do-anything stands in the series.
Heavy Weather didn't even give a shit it's supposed to be weather-themed.
In terms of stands it's: 7>5>4>3>6
Not sure if this is want you want, but here you go
what are the best out of context jojo situations?
i like this one
He attacked Paisley Park. Someone doing nothing wrong wouldn't just attack a weird phone frog with the intention of destroying it, especially since he would know it's a Stand, and doing so would kill whoever was on the other end. For all he knows, it could have just been some kid with a surveillance Stand spying on random people in the park. He never once met Yasuho or Tsurugi in person before his death, but was fully intent on killing them just because they were watching him
I have a few suggestions for how to improve JoJo threads.
1 - Pucci needs to be louder, angrier, and have a stand with a dick-horse
2 - Whenever Pucci hasn't been posted, all the anons should say "Where's Pucci? Where's Pucci?"
So re-reading Vento Aureo, why did Illuso turn to crime? He could have made a killing with his Stand by teaming up with a healer Stand user like Giorno. He could pull sick patients, like cancer patients, through mirrors and leave their diseased bits behind, and then heal them on the other side, and bam, completely healthy
Is that what Araki's editor said to him during Stone Ocean's initial publication?
Speaking of which
Is there a more horrifying scenario than this one in all of Jojo?
Apparently, possessing a Stand makes it really easy to get away with a life of crime, and the type of person you are determines the type of Stand you'll get. It's probable that Illuso would not have The Man in the Mirror as we know it if he were a good person from the start.
had to dig a bit but I found it
Death by Purple Haze is stated to be one of the most painful ways one can possibly die. But GER is literally infinitely worse. It's very likely that Diavolo died at least once to Purple Haze.
Silver Chariot and Star Platinum are simply powerful, showing that their users are strong-willed fighters. But Jotaro, especially in Part 3, and Giorno are not necessarily righteous and noble people. Giorno, especially, since he outright murders people as a 15 year old kid.
I like to headcanon that he became a well-known phenomena in Italy, building up a crazy legend about a man who appears as a warning of death and becomes part of Italian folklore.
Excluding cases like Angelo and Terunosuke, but both those assholes deserved it. Jonathan sure isn't cold-blooded, either, but you don't really see him seeming to care too much about literally melting what used to be normal people outside of Bruford.
/toy/ here. Really wish I got the new Josuke, the older one I have had a weird face. I need killer queen sometime as well
I don't really think that's a fault of Polnareff's character, beyond Requiem's power being a manifestation of his strong desire to keep the Arrow away from Diavolo. Requiem just went rogue without a user.
You ever play Devil May Cry or something and your little brother's like "Can I Play?" and you hand him the Player 2 controller and be like "sure now it's your turn" and you keep playing in secret so he thinks he's the one doing all the cool stuff when he's only pressing x and r2 or something then you give him a quick kiss when you beat the level? That's what Josuke's mom is doing to Josuke right there - he thinks he's gotten really good at that photorealistic Kamen Rider game
What this guy >>136211493 said, but that's not to say that there wasn't at least a little bit of character development for the others. Even Jotaro had something, with him learning to value the people he was traveling with as friends, as seen in his goodbye to Polnareff. Of course that pretty much goes out the window when it came to his parenting.
Jonathan became a prideful heroic man with the will to sacrifice himself to protect others from greater evils
Joseph developed more in terms of his abilities rather than his attitude, though he did learn some discipline from Lisa Lisa
Jotaro became a bit more gentler, though he retained his cold exterior. He developed a friendship and respect for his grandfather and also made friends with Polnareff, Iggy, Abdul and Kakyoin
Josuke got rich
Giorno learned about fate and stuff and freeing oneself from it
Jolyne stopped being a punk and learned her dad isn't actually heartless
Really, the stories of the Joestars isn't about their development, because usually the Joestars are all already good people with a few personality quirks. It's the stories of the Joestar's facing challenges and adversities, but overcoming them with their own methods.
They're the best characters when it comes to a writing perspective because they develop, but Johnathan is treated as too much of an ideal to take very seriously, and most of his development occurred because he was introduced as a kid. He's just a Superman.
But he always knew that. Even as early as the fight with Soft Machine he would sacrifice his own safety and endanger his life to assist his allies around him, and back during the fight with Black Sabbath he only decided to actually fight and eventually kill Polpo because Black Sabbath needlessly killed some innocent old man. Giorno has always put the safety of his allies and innocent people above his own objectives, while still at the same time ensuring his goals align with protecting others
He's too naive and well natured to be a Superman-like character, he couldn't even bring himself to hate Dio in his final moments, he's more morally gray if anything.
Jonathan doesn't care about villains or people that do evil, he just wants everyone in the world to be happy.
>Jonathon wanted everyone to be happy
>DIO and Pucci wanted to 'go to Heaven' and recreate the world to make everywhere happy
Jonathon and Dio really were friends beneath it all
Why does this fuck even exist?
Literally the worst JoJo to ever exist
No, he learned that he can't do everything on his own and to rely on others, most notably in the White Album and Baby Face fights. Like this guy >>136212174 said, Giorno always ensured the safety of others.
>Heavy Weather didn't even give a shit it's supposed to be weather-themed.
That's what made Weather Report so entertaining.
>Notorious B.I.G and SHA
Well I don't think Stands give off heat signatures, so SHA would just go after the nearest heat source, and B.I.G would just follow it forever since it's so fast.
They wouldn't hurt eachother, just play a mini-conga-line around the world.
Johnny and Jolyne easily have the best written character arcs, unless the part 5 translation was so horrendously bad that only an inkling of Giorno's growth got through. Johnny in particular easily has the best written character arc in the series.
Nah, he's iust some weed smoking normalfag, takes my money all the time too, real prick.
I want some high quality baneposting-JoJo crossovers.
Same anon who made >>136209712 here, who am I shopping with what?
>mfw realizing valentine is the ultimate samefag
>Jonathan decimated Erina's pelvis
>Joseph had an array of dildo-hand attachments
>Jotaro has only ever had sex with one person
>Giorno is actually a girl
>Jolyne is pure
>DIO and Pucci are
Yagiyama once decided to have I Am a Rock make every solid in the city attracted to himself because he thought it would be funny.
It was, but he had nowhere to put them so there was just a massive pile of dildos on his front porch.
Since when? She has an ass, but her legs are pretty slender
Why does Chaika use SBR's plot?
I found something
If I was to get this, how hard would it be to get it custom painted by someone? I love the sculpt but the blue really nags me. Gotta be green.
DIO lured unsuspecting girls and one or two strapping young lads into his Cairo mansion, stayed in the shadows, then froze time and fucked them as much as he could in the 5 seconds he had before pulling out and hiding in the shadows again. This would repeat until he came on their faces in the frozen time
Probably could yeah. I used to paint minis but that was years ago. Gotta get back in touch with my hobbyist side.
Jolyne is a pure girl.
>Yagiyama stole his currently identity 10 years ago
>built the Higashikata house to withstand earthquakes 3 years ago
>his fellow rock people got shipped to Morioh by Joubin 2 years ago
>earthquake happened in the present year
What does it all mean? Is he not an ally to his own people?
Well, normally if you're walking down a street and you literally end up getting fucking teleported to 10 seconds away from your last position you're going to get spooked quite a bit
So, was Johnny constantly shitting himself all throughout SBR? Was he carrying around a bunch of diapers? Did Gyro help him out with that stuff?
So I was thinking of the MSpaint picture of Ha to yesterday, and I had a terrible thought. So I looked it up.
God isn't dead, he's just a next level shitposter.
Jolyne "I'd fuck everything i meet if i could" Kujo lacks a sex drive? Hm
The reason why Jolyne is the best girl in the series is because she isn't some coddled generic pure virgin girl, Jolyne is a fucking badass and would likely be down for just about anything if she loved you.
There are thousands upon thousands of these, and I mean that quite literally.
They also somehow become some of the highest watched videos on YouTube,. With hundreds of millions of views.
>if she loved you
Thus making her a pure girl.
>freedom from adulteration or contamination.
>"the purity of our drinking water"
>synonyms: cleanness, clearness, clarity,
>freedom from immorality, especially of a sexual nature.
That's not the actual definition of the word, and purity is overrated for basement dwellers with no sexual experience that attempt to overvalue virginity and hold it to their love fantasy of a perfect woman, Jolyne is better than that.
Complaints about the Part 4 anime artstyle is the biggest bitch fest since Cloud
Holy moly, you may be wrong but I can't say no to thise digits.
Why is second best girl winning? Remember to nominate Yasuho.
Might as well post the image that spawned such a horrid whimsy.
The Vitamin Starter seems like a pretty dandy stand for Trump.
>watch Part 4 PV
>get super excited
>watch Diamond is Fixed
>watch PV again
I didn't realize how off model Josuke was until then. Oh well, at least we're even getting it.
What happened to D4C's ears near the end of SBR?
D4C was wearing a protective suit of a material I would assume is something like super leather.
What you see in that picture is the true D4C, completely unmasked and vulnerable.
I'm betting at least 70% of the people in these threads aren't caught up to Part 8.
I'm sure as fuck not
The cute thing is, Jonathan would probably be all for helping out a crippled Joestar
GOD I JUST WANT TO SEE JONATHAN INTERACT WITH HIS BLOODLINE, I WANT HIM TO SEE THE JOESTAR FAMILY AND HOW IT HAS FLOURISHED
Have we ever seen a Hatless Jo2uke?
>Was Giorno cucked?
I really like how all the opponents in VA didn't feel like jobbers at all, unless I'm forgetting one. Too often the protagonist wins just because the villain acts like an idiot, but the VA villains felt like they wer giving it their all to the very end.
Technically, Leaky-Eyed Luca counts as an opponent, but yeah, there weren't any instances of the Stand users being incompetent fuckwads only employed just because they had a Stand.
This looks way more off model though.
I recently visited Japan and had an opportunity to talk with Mr. Araki about JJBA. It was nice to get his thoughts on the series in person.
We eventually got to talking about the various villains, which led me to asking for clarification of King Crimson's time-erase ability.
Araki basically described it as King Crimson basically skipping through time and taking everyone's memories of the skipped time with him, but not their actions; any damage Diavolo receives is also erased.
That made sense; about as much as anything does in JJBA. But, then I thought of another question based on Araki's tendency to name Stands and abilities after something music related: "How does King Crimson dance?"
He stared at me for a moment, stroking his chin in a thoughtful manner, before shrugging his shoulders and smiling.
"It just twerks."
All of La Squadra made amazing villains simply for the fact that they all had goals that weren't just "help the big bad guy win". Especially Formaggio, he seemed the most invested in getting revenge on the boss.
His fight was also refreshing as hell since it was mainly from his point of view with him trying to figure out how he's going to beat Narancia instead of the other way around like it normally is.
>Formaggio faced down Narancia even while horribly burned and wounded and clearly outmatched by Aerosmith
>Illuso sacrificed his own hand just as Giorno and Abbacchio did all to ensure his victory
>Prosciutto kept the Grateful Dead going even while mortally wounded and broken from falling under a god damn train
>Pesci overcame his own personal issues so he could live up to his big bro's expectations and very nearly killed Buccellati and everyone else when he got serious
>Despite his failure, Melone still intended to go after the group again
>Ghiaccio refused to lose even to the very end
>Nero never fought them, but would probably have put up a hell of a fight against the group
I like that the whole gang were actually really deep friends, despite never seeing them together, since their whole reason for going against Diavalo was because he murdered two of their friends. Hell, if they had met Giorno and the gang after they got Trish to Diavalo, they could have all teamed up to take down the boss. Diavalo would have been in deep shit if that happened.
>Sale let Mista shoot him in the back of his throat just to prove he couldn't win
>Tiziano jumped in front of Aerosmith's bullets so Squalo could use Clash in his blood
>Ciocolatta sliced his body into pieces so he could get the jump on Giorno
Zucchero and Secco, are you even trying?
Hell, Risotto's arrogance and self-obsession is what caused Sorbet & Gelato to get killed in the first place. But no one held it against him.
They were definitely a close group.
>Zucherro created a truly genius plan that made up for his stand's every weakness, and was so convoluted he was only found out by luck and the fact that GE is bullshit
If I was on that boat, I would not have figured it out. Hell, I still don't really understand what he did.
He flattened another yacht of the exact same yacht Giorno and gang were riding in and then somehow covered the gang's yacht in the flattened yacht, and then flattened himself so he could travel across the surface of the actual yacht beneath the flat one and attack the gang by flattening them and then hiding back beneath the flat yacht's surface.
>you will never tie up Yasuho's arms and make her cum just by facefucking her
>you will never watch her eyes roll back as she deepthroats you
>you will never break her mind without even touching her lovebits
>NTRing Joubin and eyesocket fucking at the same time.
Bruh have you even SEEN Daiya's lips? Just imagine them on your dick.
Yes, but not ultimate Kars. Kars would make some sort of barrier or shed the afflicted parts.
Especially as the virus thrives in darkness, and dies out in sunlight, the pillar men would have a hard time getting rid of it.
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man, look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Jonathan: learned to stand up for himself, and in turn became an inspiration to others and progenitor of a legacy
Joseph: learned responsibility (to a degree) and the value of comrades. Joseph's main issue was learning not to live for himself alone.
Jotaro: learned to open up to others, provided he got close to them. He also learned to fight not just for himself, but for the people around him-note that he is one of two jojos to actually pursue further heroism after their part.
Josuke: being a more small scale part, Josuke's development was more about becoming a man. He also reconciled with Joseph
Giorno was about friendship and learning to rely on others
Jolyne was about learning to let go of the past to appreciate what's around her now
Johnny was about learning to stand on his own
Gappy will almost undoubtedly be about learning to be his own self rather than a shadow of two other people
>Johnny was about learning to stand on his own
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Why is Yasuho's mother so perfect?
>gets drunk by midday
>plays CoD and makes kids cry online
>makes her daughter feel uncomfortable on purpose
>makes fun of her for supposedly having a boyfriend
>probably goes out and works her MILF charm and fucks guys younger than her daughter on a daily basis
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reminds me of this
don't care much for Dio but if I did I would love this picture
thanks, I couldn't start my day without Pucci
reminder that dio in real life would have been just like these 40 year old gay guys who hits on guys half their age in order to satisfy their urge for cock
He's not beautiful, he's not charismatic, he's a sick degenerate
Dio would be like 120. None of DIO's henchies are over 60 apart from anubis and enya.
Assuming Dio's vampirism works the same as Straights' no matter how old he would be, he de-ages till he appears as though he is in his twenties.
Not saying he isn't a degenerate, but he isn't like a 40 year old gay guy. Being degenerate doesn't exclude him from being beautiful or charismatic.
>justice killer company
so basically the monster association?
not even mad
Dude is a fucking pimp
Why do people shit on him for being boring yet give Jotaro a pass?
Because they are uncomfortable with their sexuality. They can't appreciate the male form without without acting like children about it.
Girono was fucking badass as well
>Goes after a high ranking mobster and fights his Stand simply because an old man got killed in the crossfire
>Immediately makes it known he is going after the god damn mafia boss and intends to B-line it right to the guy to take him out
>Unhesitatingly attacks an enemy he knows nothing about solely to give his ally a clue as to what the enemy's power is
>Infects himself with an uncurable, incredibly lethal virus just to take out an enemy and gambled his life solely on that enemy being beaten in time
I'm too lazy to name all his deeds, but the guy doesn't hesitate in any actions he performs with the intent of tipping the scales in a fight, even if it means horribly injuring himself.
Yeah, but he punched Ciocolatta for seven pages.
>Not appreciating Giorno's style
Shame on you.
You got me. More accurately, the WRYYYYYYYYYYYYY got me.
The heart cleavage is a no-no
I wish Giorno and GE were even half as great as their designs.