Onee-sans

What about them?

How does /a/ feels about flat chested nee-san?

>>110576234

Worthless.

>>110576264
That's mean.

>>110576234

She's still a nee-san with a heart capable of love and affection.

>>110576264

How rude and terrible...

>>110576234
Good.

>>110576264
Rude but true

>>110576282
This anime was pretty good. too bad it was so short. I would have loved it to be a bit longer. like at least be a 5 minute anime instead of 1.

>>110576464
It was more like 3 minutes
:>

>>110576577
Are you counting the OP and ED in that? Still regardless of actual length the point is I think it would have been better if it was a bit longer. I'm not saying full length anime but 2 or 3 minutes more per ep wouldn't have hurt.

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I love onee-sans more than any other type of heroine, but several times a week is way too much.

>>110576726

I kind of agree with this. We don't want to end up like the general threads in the days of old where people had literally nothing else to discuss, and they started contentless circlejerks for the sake of keeping the generals alive.

>>110576282
It was ruined by being a short. I would have watched it otherwise, but its short length is a disgrace to older-sisters everywhere.

>>110575206

>tfw nee san is a bitch

3D sisters a shit

>>110576782
I dropped it halfway because it was too short to be satisfying and never thought about going back to it. It was also getting dull near the middle.

>>110576906
3D otouto are also shit, they are annoying and don't want to fuck.

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>>110577125

That sounds perfect.

>>110577148
You're an onee-san you aren't supposed to like annoying otoutos

>you will never be a nee-san with a growing otouto
>you'll never embarass him by catching him masturbating
>you'll never show him something better
>you'll never be his first time
>he'll never be yours

Fucking why?

>>110577225
Because being the otouto in this case is vastly superior.

>>110577201
no one likes annoying otoutos
Not onii-sans or onee-sans

>>110577225
Don't be fooled, otouto are only good in 2D.

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>>110577225

>>110577310
Don't I know it.

>>110576906
Otouto life is suffering.

>>110577302

I like them...

Everything is only good in 2D. as long as you life in 3rd dimension all you fetishes will be shit.

>>110577225
Bro that's kind of gay....

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Yes

>>110577520
Inseki makes me mad.

>>110577225
My big sister caught me masturbating.
It's not cool. She didn't help me. she just closed the door again.
fuck.

>>110577721
You need to trade her in for a Japanese model.

>>110577721

Good, that's what's supposed to happen you baka hentai.

>>110577754
I'd love to.
do they have big tits though?

>>110576234
I like flat chests more. Cowtits are disgusting. Such a shame that there are so few flat nee-sans and christmas cakes.

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>>110577773
No true onee-san would say that.
You're not really an onee-san are you?

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i love touka. i want her to beat my ass with her ladel

>>110576234
Absolutely fucking disgusting.
Would not talk to.

>>110577808
See for yourself.
http://pastebin.com/cjEXw51P
I recommend Yuzuki N Dash

>>110577892

I have an imouto.

>>110577893
I concur.

Onee-san + femdom is a killer combination.

>>110577893
Goddamn, she looks fucking delicious.

>>110577991
I wonder what that says about us if we think Onee-san + femdom make for a good combo.

>>110578114

She's a nee-san, otouto. Not food...

>>110578169
It says that we are refined gentlemen with exquisite taste.

Better than those nasty imoutocons at least.

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>>110576264

>>110578409
Hotaru is more nee-san than her.

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>>110577773
>not giving your otouto a love filled bj

you aren't a very good nee chan, I wouldn't want you as my nee chan, I don't think anyone here would

>>110576726
There's supposed to only be this one thread per week on thursday nights / friday mornings. And it's been that way for years. Anyone making more threads is the one fucking it up.

>>110578443
She used to be good, I wonder what happened? Have we quashed the onee qualities out of her?

>>110576234
They are lovely.
It's not the chest that makes up your nee-san!

They are still older, and carries that sense of maturity around them. And if they for some reason don't, then that can be a charm-point in itself.

>>110577520
Midget legs.

>>110578517
If they don't carry that maturity, then they're just an older imouto with no tits.

>>110578508
She realised that all of her little brothers here are ungrateful little shits who just want her dick.

>>110578560
>then they're just an older imouto with no tits.
Not if they have a complex over them not matching their age.

So what would you do if your Onee-sama went yandere for you?

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>>110578615
Wow. People on /a/ acting like a bunch of hikkikomori virgins. What a surprise. I'm shocked. Who would have thought it.

>>110578508
I'm not sure

maybe she hasn't had the taste of dick in a while

i think we need to reeducate nee san with our cocks

>>110578731
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

>>110578809
yandere is the worst archetype imaginable

>>110578921
But that's tsundere.

>>110578731
>Onee-sama

I don't want to be violated by senpai. Save me.

>>110578776
I hope she's okay, I remember when she first appeared, she was giving everyone hugs and wanting to be everyone's onee-san. I think she's gotten tired of being an onee-san.

>>110576234

Is such a thing even possible?

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I am ready.

>>110578956
I think you mean kuudere.

>>110579092
I wish her fashion sense wasn't so awful.

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>>110579131
How about I swirl your shit?

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>>110579152

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>>110579064

she just hasn't had enough cock

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>>110576234
I like small breasts, so yeah they're pretty neat.

>tfw I can draw qt3.14 like that

>>110577225

I wouldn't wish your fantasy of otouto molestation upon my worst enemies.

t. blogshitting otouto whose onee-san stole my first kiss with tongue and made me forever unpure and afraid of 3D

>>110576234
It's moe.

>>110579451
I got forced by my onee-chan to kiss my other onee-chan (the middle one) with tongue.
oh what a happy family we were...

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>>110579451
>>110579763
mine made me wear her old clothes so her friends could laugh at me
you can guess how I turned out

>>110580031
I tihkn someone needs a hug.
come here boy.
don't be afraid.

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What is this thread even about

>>110578736
what the fuck do you know, you're a cat

>>110580630
>boy
'he' is long gone

>>110580630
I'm frightened by affection

>>110580031
>you can guess how I turned out
a hairy crossdressing fat faggot?

>>110580751
Ostensibly, onee-sans.
In practice, anything but.

Any good otouto on onee-chan rape manga?
Things kinda like this
http://exhentai.org/g/511240/9cfca3701c/

>onee-sans thread
>tripfags fucking it up
fuck you people

>>110581822
I like the idea of Onee-san tripfag in theory, but I knew it would be a terrible idea when she first showed up.

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Remember to pay tribute to the best big sister type, men. Or she'll kill you.

>>110581495
only the first, third and fifth words are correct

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onee-sans are the best

>>110579377
>>110579064

Maybe she thought she was signing up for cute sibling bonding time and didn't realize there'd be all this unwanted sexual attention???

>>110575206
In imouto threads, it normal stays to ideals/fantasy.
In nee-san threads, people always have these stories about their awesome irl nee-san
Is there a reason for this?

>>110582764
nobody could be that dumb

>>110582831
People seem more comfortable sharing their stories of being molested by their big sister than molesting their little sister.

What's the best kind of onee-san?

>>110581729
Pls respond

>>110582886
But it's not just sexual stories, They have all these stories of nee-sans
1.Giving them the last piece of cake
2.Standing up for them from bullies
3.Helping them with problems etc.

>>110582979
Pervy one that creeps on young boys.

>>110581729
I have quite a few, unfortunately I'm ironically on my nee-san's laptop, so i can't exactly post them.
Just tag rape, incest, english, -netorare -loli -mother -yaoi, and you will typically get some results.

>>110582979
Calm, comforting nee-san, who likes to spoil her younger brother.

>>110583134
Thanks!

I want some onee-san ntr. Too bad I can't have even it.

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Am I a pedophile if I'm okay with the thought of fucking with my younger brother who is 9?

>>110583040
People have stories like that in these threads?

My older sis hasn't anything like that for me, but she hasn't done anything to make me hate her either.

>>110582979
Comfy.

>>110583409
Yes. Most of the nee-san threads end up with people sharing stories about how their nee-san is great to them.
At least, the ones that i go to.

>>110583040
/r/ reposts of stories like this. They sound cute.

>>110583134
What's wrong, anon? Worried she'll check her history?

>>110583608
It's kind of impolite, you know.

Even though I'm an onee-san I'd rather have an onee-san.

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>>110583730
Same here.

>>110583730
Yup, passive side is so much better.

>>110583518
Huh, is that so?

Well, for me, I was doing things for my older sis rather than the other way around.

>>110579451
I don't want to molest my hypothetical otouto, I want to love him

>>110583608
TBH, even if she found it (Shitty with computers)
I don't think she would care. She found my porn folder once, she just teased me about it.

>>110583860
What a nice otouto, your onee-san should be proud

>>110583972
Yeah, yeah, whatever.

I remember she was a huge goober back when I lived with my olds, so someone had to be the "good child."

>>110583547
Sorry, I don't save them. But they typically go something like,
>Be anon
>Have onee-san
>Have a hard time with girls, and onee-san knows this.
>Onee-san is always inviting me to hang out with her friends.
>Onee-san plays wingman, trying to set me up on dates
Or something like that.

>>110583040
Oneechans ARE great.
I didn't like sleeping in my aniki's room, so I slept in my onee-chan's bed and we played with stuffed animals and she made stories up for me until we fell asleep.

Why does every Onee-san thread has to have that deformed ugly cunt in the OP?

>>110584438
It's tradition.

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>>110583200
>>110583440
men of good taste here

>>110582757
>watermark

>>110575206
>tfw slapped my onee-san's butt since she was wearing those skintight leggings/yoga pants that girls wear when they work out
>she just laughs and goes to take a shower
I'm not washing this hand.

>>110585218
ever again?

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>you will never have a cute and pervy oneesama tease your bishounen cock

Fuck off with your blogshit.

>>110583943
No, I don't think you understand.

Finding porn is one thing.

Finding porn about little brothers raping their older sisters is another thing, when you're the older sister.

>>110585561
By tease, you mean she makes a slightly mean comment about its size, apologizes, and then gets you ice cream, right?

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Go and hug your Onee-san.
Post results.

>>110586067
>So uh... I see you like anal porn?

>>110583320
>incest NTRshit

End your fucking life.

>>110586225
>awwwwwww, I love you too anon!

>>110586225
I used to get annoyed as shit because she would try to hug me at every possiblity she got, now after all those doujins I just get a raging boner

>>110586289
Really? How close was she that you could respond to the other anon so quickly?

>>110586225
I only have older brothers.

>>110586289
Elaborate Anon.
Did you surprise her? Did you hug her from behind? The front? What did you say? What was she wearing?

>>110586410
Right next to me on the couch?

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>>110586225
I can't, she's on the other side of the globe. ;_;

>>110586380
But does she still hug you?
Do you think she can feel it when she hugs you?

>>110586225
>You don't have to be sad anon, I know I'm going to line in another state but you can always visit me!

I don't want her to go ;_;

>>110586225
>Leave me alone you fucking weirdo
Wish I had a better nee-chan

>>110586449
>Be anon
>Watching game of thrones with onee-san
>Some anon posts about hugging their nee-san
>I Hug my nee-san
>I tell her i Love her
>she says "awwwww.... I love you too anon"

>>110586067
no not like that at all

>>110586527
same here

>>110586502
Yes she still does everytime I visit her or she visits me, which is like twice a month. I don't think she feels it though, I am mindful about it.

>Incest is fun you guys!
No it's not you retard, my brother made inappropriate advances once to me thinking it was one of those epic animes of his and guess what I told on him.
That should teach him not to be a degenerate.

>>110586524
iktf
mine came home after a year though

>>110586748
>degenerate

>>>/pol/

>>110586748
>pretending to be a girl on the internet
>calling other people degenerates
HAH

>>110586959
Who said I was a girl at that time?

>>110586995
>at that time
Forget /pol/ fuck off to tumblr.

>tfw the only person I ever saw as an onee-san has been gone for years

It hurts to remember
Now I'm gonna cry and hug all of you faggots
C'mere

>>110586524
Make sure before she goes hug her tight and tell her that you're really gonna miss her.

>>110586529
Great job Anon.
Be sure to share any cute stories with your Onee-san if you have any.

>>110583401
Yes. Yes.

>>110587045
Okay.

Doth worry about it, though. Everything is fine.

>>110587045
I'm sure she's proud knowing you spend your free time blogging on board for Chinese cartoons.

>>110586527
When she finally realises all you do for her in a few years time. Well you be willing to forgive her, Anon?

>>110587456
I spend all my free time on /a/ because I almost literally cannot fucking get off. My poor powerlevel, it's crying.

>>110587456
Fuck yeah nigger
Now come here and let me hug you
don't mind the bulge

>>110586225
I don't give anyone hugs, but whenever I go to a family get-together and my older sis is there she gives me a hug.

The result is me calling her a goober.

>>110586225
:<

>>110586225
>Gosh anon, why don't you hug me more often like this?

>>110576234
They are disgusting abominations of nature. They should be disowned by the family.

>>110575206
Did this guy make any sort of porn at all? When i searched for him in sadpanda the only thing that was uploaded was the stuff in his Pixiv profile.

>>110589042
Don't think so.

>>110575206
Reverse search is giving me nothing.
Sauce/SadPanda link?

>>110588649
You'd better do it, Anon.

>>110588649
Make a habit of it already!
and don't forget to escalate

Came here for onee-san, I was not disappoint.

>>110590109
Ah, if I recall correctly it's an original character. I'm not sure, but I think OP's pic is the lewdest there is.

also you will never have a loving onee-san to tenderly bully ;_;

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Dumping the 5 pages of Oneechan ga Kita! that got typeset a couple days ago.

>>110590975
Would be so much better if she were ten years older.

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Daily reminder that the raws for 4 volumes are available. Translatorfag stopped after about 10 pages the night he did them, and typesetterfag never finished.

We all said scanlations never. I think this is proof that indeed, scanlations never.

>>110591051
>wanting a christmas cake onee-chan
I am totally fine with this.

>>110591054
>tight-holding days and non-tight-holding days
Genius stepmom-san.

>>110577893
I would totally ladle her soup, if you know what I mean.

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>>110583200

I take it that you want to be spoiled?

>>110591183
I want a christmas cake imouto.

>>110586225
I can't. She won't talk to me anymore, and hasn't spoken to me in over two years.

not blood related anyway

/a/ fucking help me.
I remember there was a manga - 90% sure it had no sex - It was about a kid, still in high school IIRC, who used to be a depressed shut-in until his big sister or stepsister or something like that started sexually harassing him and more or less totally fucking with him like a total dick. I don't know the author but I am pretty damn sure "anego" was at least part of the title. I think there were just a few volumes, does anyone have a CLUE what I'm talking about?

>>110591505
how did this tragedy happen?

>>110587889
This is porn then?

>>110591706
Big public argument that embarrassed her. I'm apparently not mature enough. Basically her tsun meter went to infinity.

>>110591883

I think you two should try to work it out, anon.

>>110591947
The time to do that was before the fight. You can know someone for 10 years but you never really *know* them. She's half a country away now anyway. Maybe I'll send her an invite to my law school graduation in the spring. But apart from that I know it's over with her. We both said a lot of vicious things.

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>>110592034

I hope that last effort works out for you.

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>>110591012
Jesus, I don't think I would like an overly affectionate older sis.

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>>110575206
Can't we just take a break from this for a while. These threads are great, but they are starting to lose their appeal since everyone posts the same shit every time.

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>>110591646
Never mind, found it!
Hozuki-san Chi no Aneki.
Ki, not Go. Whoops.

>>110592083

Why not?

Can't you just see that your nee-san loves you a lot and accept it? ;_;

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>>110592083
She would get tired of it eventually. And if not arrangements can be made

>get used to sister literally clinging to you everywhere you go
>you stop noticing it
>someone points questioningly at her
>"Oh, that. Right, that's my sister. Almost forgot about her"
>she pouts

Might make some decent 4koma

>>110592076
Thanks. I actually would never have graduated undergrad if not for her. So despite how bad our fight was, and despite how pissed I got afterwards, I still remember our times together fondly.

>>110592085
I know disgusting imoutos are in right now, but there should be plenty of onee-chan content to post.

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>>110577991
>>110578169
It is indeed a killer combination.

>>110592466
>png
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nice image.

>>110592239
>Might make some decent 4koma
Sounds like Oneechan ga Kita. Also sorta sounds like Cyclops Shoujo Saipu (except that's about a tall imouto).

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>>110592205
I just call my sis a goober whenever I get a hug from her, but I care for my sis and it's fine when she gives me the occasional hug. I just don't want to be showered with love 24/7.

>>110592239
>She would get tired of it eventually
I would hope so.
I'm fine with taking a hug or two, but I have my limits.

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>>110592690
>call my sis a goober

>>110592767
What, you've never had trash talking with your siblings?

She called me a dork or a dweeb.

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>yfw this is your onee-san

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>>110593076

>>110593337
Wh... what's that wire coming from that thing in her pantsu?!

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>>110592690

But what's nee-san gonna do with all her love and affection?

>>110593337

Being 2D must feel wonderful.

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>>110593337
Not being fat makes a huge difference

>>110593605
>implying any fujoshits aren't more like >>110593076

>>110586225
Sadly she is a complete and total utter cunt. Just turned 11.

Seriously, she's the most fucking infuriatingly stupid, annoying, bitchy, whiny cunt that I've ever had the displeasure of associating myself with. I honestly don't consider her a sister.

>>110593660
There are plenty of hungry skeleton anons as there are fat ones. I presume the same applies to fujos.

And japan has a lower average obesity than murrica to boot.

>>110593605
Or simply not having a horrendous>>110593076
face.

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>>110593727

An eleven year old nee-san.

I have a big sister, glad she's going off to college this year, done ruining my life.

>>110593754
Being fat tends to make your face more horrendous

>>110593769
I don't care.
Being 11 or 20, there's no excuse for this bullshit.

>>110593802

What does an otouto's earwax taste like?

>>110593727
>>110593812
So you're less than 11 years old and have a mouth like that? For shame.

>>110593552
>But what's nee-san gonna do with all her love and affection?

She's got a boyfriend to give that love n' affection too.

Hopefully, she keeps this one.

>>110593849
wat

>Go and hug your Onee-san.
>>110593928
>Sadly she is a complete and total utter cunt. Just turned 11.

You have an 11 year old nee-san. Therefore you are less than 11.

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When will the Oniichan/Imouto fad fade out and when will we get Oneesan/Otouto?

>>110593968
I don't know what these fucking nee-san and onee-sans shit means. I'm new to this board.

>>110594123

Lurk, nigga.

Watch some anime.

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>>110594123

>>110594123

It's in your best interest to lurk before posting, anon.

>>110594123
Then maybe you should lurk more faggot.
Yeah yeah, bait etc.

is there anything else like onee-chan ga kita? I liked it but it was way too fucking short

i've looked all over the place but never found anything

>>110594123
Nee-san/onee-san is turbo weeb for older sister.

A simple internet search for the term is easy man

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>>110594123
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Onee-san+meaning

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>>110594123
>I see what you did there

>>110594123
pls no

>>110593871

The love for your significant other and the platonic love between sibling are different, output.

>>110583401
Yeah, but hey it's just the thought. Wait until he's older.

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>>110576234
They're fine too.

>>110586225
>hmm, alright, wat do yo wanna eat tomorrow
on a side note, if I hug her arround the neck she would always grab my arms and have them hug her under her arms so she hugs me arround the neck, she's shorter than me.

>>110594123
gr8 b8 m8, i r8 it 8/8

>>110594604
She wants to feel bigger like a proper onee-san.

>>110594604
Tell her you want some pork, if you know what I mean.

>>110586677
She knows you're being mindful. She knows.

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>>110594604

What are you eating with her tomorrow?

>>110594832
dunno, told her "something you learned to cook in school and you liked"

>>110594461
Yeah, I get that.
I'm just not much of an affection person, but I try not to be a smart ass about it too much.

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I saw my Onee-san for the first time in a year tonight, she gave me a gigantic hug and spent a couple minutes fluffing my beard

>>110595093
>letting anyone touch your glorious beard
Sickening.

>>110595093
>having a beard
gross anon

>>110595136
Nee-san gets an exception

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>>110595093

>spent a couple minutes fluffing my beard

I wish I could do that.

Please, be my onee-san

>>110595239
Ok.

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>>110595199
I know you're a trip and therefore probably a dude... but dammit.

Do girls seriously like beards or is it just a "haha i'd play with your beard but i'd never fuck you" thing?

>>110595276
There are some girls who actually like facial hair. No shit.

A lot of them are over 40 though.

Thanks

>>110595276

I dunno about the latter but if my significant other chose to grow a heard, I'd welcome it.

>>110595199
Yeah beards really work for onee-sans

>>110595276
Women never cared who I was until I grew the beard. Now they're all over me.
Not that I want anything to do with normalfag women.

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>>110594123
>>>/g/
>>>/e/
>>>/t/
>>>/out/

>>110582831
I come to these threads specifically to brag about my nee-san, I'd imagine others do to

>>110582979
My onee-san

>>110583547
If it's worth anything to you, my onee-san helps me pick out clothes, introduces me to music and movies, encourages me to develop my artistic talent, sometimes bakes cookies, and helps me with whatever I need. To top it all off, she has cute friends who act as secondary onee-sans

>>110593398
It's exactly what you think it is, Anon.

>>110577721
I've seen my little brother's history before.
"Fully naked girls" on google images

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>>110591054
Every day should be tight holding day.

>>110586242
>vanillafag

pleb.

>>110597566
Keep your worthless 3D tier shit away from incest.

>>110597716
>NTR
>3D tier
How much longer will summer be?

ara ara

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I remember my Onii-san. She was my best friend until she got knocked up by some loser when she was 18

>>110597746
Forever. I think they stopped taking phones away in schools these days.

>>110598000
You failed her.

>>110598062
aw man

>>110598000
>Onii-san
>she got knocked up

>>110598109
probably just meant Onee-san

>>110598158
>implying such a mistake is ever acceptable
You're as bad as the idiot above who didn't know the difference between a nee-san and an imouto.

>>110598000
>not using the proper weeb terminology without error

How dare you.

>>110597746
You little shit taste faggot, NTRshit is no different from how unfaithful and fickle 3DPD are and is an enemy to all true love. It belongs nowhere near the perfection of 2D. What it needs is to be forced into a physical form and mercilessly slaughtered like a pig. Your trash belongs nowhere near pure love like incest.

>>110598000
>not lurking moar
>not having a pure nee-san that doesn't believe in premarital sex

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>>110598227

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>>110598298
>securing a greener future

>>110598227
Don't worry you'll get bored of vanilla too once you get past high school.

>>110598366
Ehhh, maji? Vanilla modo?

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>>110598227

>>110592283
You should hand write a letter telling her that

>>110598872
I think I have her address written somewhere. Is it creepy if I actually write out of the blue after all this time?

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So much love for nee-sans, you made me happy and I'll try extra hard to make a delicious dinner for my little brother today. I'm sure your sisters love you too.

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>>110598983
>I'm sure your sisters love you too
;_;

>>110595093
>fluffing my beard
My onee-san does this, except I have a jewfro instead of a beard

>>110598904
Not at all. Do it and let us know how it goes.

>>110598904
Better late than never. Won't you feel better if you get it off your chest?

>>110582979
Soft and motherly but with a pervert side exclusively for her otouto.

>>110599218
Well, truth be told I've tried e-mail a couple times since the fight to no avail. I haven't said *everything* but I've said some stuff. But... mixed with a graduation invitation, meh. At worst it's an excuse to write again.

>>110599218
>Better late than never.

This. And the faster you do it, the better. Don't take your sisters for granted people, don't make the same mistake I did.

>>110583320
I wish Yuzuki N Dash never went there.

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>>110598983

What's your otouto like?

>>110599342
I don't see a reason not to try again, especially since a handwritten letter carries so much more weight than an email. In fact, a cheesy, crude drawing of you hugging her or something or include some small trinket that will remind her of you might actually increase the impact of it.

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>>110591137

>>110600142
Oh my. More of this please.

>>110600142
>I'm... only interested in my little brother.

Based nee-san.

>>110600142
:<

>>110600142
I love how normalfag-kun's image of onee-san is essentially marinacchi a/k/a best girl

>>110599544
>In fact, a cheesy, crude drawing of you hugging her or something or include some small trinket that will remind her of you might actually increase the impact of it.

Nice thought, but it's not either of our things. She's a tough-as-nails career woman, and I'm a bloodsucking attorney (in training). She tends to think overt sentimental is stupid. But then again she's a tsundere. Basically the rule is subtlety is king; put the sentimentality between the lines.

Thankfully, my undergrad coursework prepared me well for such a task.

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So how would your onee-san react? Or for those without one, which of these is the best.

>>110600482
Number 6.

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>>110599522
He's nice and sweet, tries to help everyone, and is pretty shy and quiet, except when he rages on videogames, then he can get quite mad and throws a tantrum. But he has bad sides too, can be a jerk and I wish he wasn't so lazy. He isn't feeling well every single time I suggest we should go swimming, climbing or on a trip to the zoo. Kids these days are such couch potatoes. Also, he can be rude when he doesn't like my cooking, I'm no good at it but still, he could at least appriciete that I tried.
Other than that I cannot complain, he's at my place right now as our parents are on vacation and they were worried he'd bother me, but we had far worse roommates than him. It'll feel empty here when he leaves.

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>>110600482

I'm #2 but I wish I could be a manly #6.

>>110600551

I see. I hope he enjoys what you cook for him tonight.

My imouto hates me and it's impossible for me to have what you have. I'm incredibly jealous.

>>110600551
Your brother sounds like /v/. How unfortunate.

>>110600691
/v/ is basically normalfag males between 12 and 14. It's not that unusual, though it's disappointing.

>>110600482
5 is best. In my opinion, man.

>tfw no onee-san to hang out with and platonically snuggle

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Best onee-san

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>>110600142

>>110601796

>No otouto to hamg out with and platonically snuggle.

>>110602379
>tfw no imouto to treat me like an otouto

>>110593802
>tfw read his lines in Kamiya Hiroshi's voice

>>110602351
Oh my god, that tiny :<

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>>110582979
I can't decide between the tomboy and the motherly/spoiling one.

>>110602788
:<

>>110602351
I cannot wait for the next page.

it's spanking time

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>>110602626

>>110602960
Younger sister who has the gall to lecture her wastrel older brother as though she's oldest.

>>110603001

That sounds entertaining.

I'd watch it if it was an anime series.

>>110603021
It's an interesting feel. Have had younger female friends try it before. It's not the same as an older girl lecturing you though.

>>110603068

I'm not sure what kind of lecture would require the credentials of being older, though. An imouto can lecture her nii-san in a similar manner that a nee-san can lecture her otouto.

Perhaps topics that involve experience of some sort? Something like, "I've lived long enough to know that what you're doing is wrong, onii-chan! You can trust me on this, I have a wealth of experience!"

>>110602626
Mine does. She's 5 years younger than me but she calls me "my little lamb".

>>110603147
The younger sister's criticism usually has more of an emotional tilt to it. The older sister is more concerned with you just getting your life straightened out. Get a job versus follow your heart. I'd say it's more jadedness than experience. My nee-san can be rough.

>>110603170

Oh gosh, that a precious little gem.

>>110586529
I'm getting a nosebleed
too cute

>>110581729
>m/f twins
Why is this such an uncommon thing for doujins?