Are you counting the OP and ED in that? Still regardless of actual length the point is I think it would have been better if it was a bit longer. I'm not saying full length anime but 2 or 3 minutes more per ep wouldn't have hurt.
I love onee-sans more than any other type of heroine, but several times a week is way too much.
I kind of agree with this. We don't want to end up like the general threads in the days of old where people had literally nothing else to discuss, and they started contentless circlejerks for the sake of keeping the generals alive.
That sounds perfect.
>you will never be a nee-san with a growing otouto
>you'll never embarass him by catching him masturbating
>you'll never show him something better
>you'll never be his first time
>he'll never be yours
No true onee-san would say that.
You're not really an onee-san are you?
i love touka. i want her to beat my ass with her ladel
>not giving your otouto a love filled bj
you aren't a very good nee chan, I wouldn't want you as my nee chan, I don't think anyone here would
There's supposed to only be this one thread per week on thursday nights / friday mornings. And it's been that way for years. Anyone making more threads is the one fucking it up.
They are lovely.
It's not the chest that makes up your nee-san!
They are still older, and carries that sense of maturity around them. And if they for some reason don't, then that can be a charm-point in itself.
Wow. People on /a/ acting like a bunch of hikkikomori virgins. What a surprise. I'm shocked. Who would have thought it.
I like small breasts, so yeah they're pretty neat.
>tfw I can draw qt3.14 like that
I wouldn't wish your fantasy of otouto molestation upon my worst enemies.
t. blogshitting otouto whose onee-san stole my first kiss
with tongueand made me forever unpure and afraid of 3D
mine made me wear her old clothes so her friends could laugh at me
you can guess how I turned out
What is this thread even about
Remember to pay tribute to the best big sister type, men. Or she'll kill you.
onee-sans are the best
But it's not just sexual stories, They have all these stories of nee-sans
1.Giving them the last piece of cake
2.Standing up for them from bullies
3.Helping them with problems etc.
I have quite a few, unfortunately I'm ironically on my nee-san's laptop, so i can't exactly post them.
Just tag rape, incest, english, -netorare -loli -mother -yaoi, and you will typically get some results.
Am I a pedophile if I'm okay with the thought of fucking with my younger brother who is 9?
Sorry, I don't save them. But they typically go something like,
>Have a hard time with girls, and onee-san knows this.
>Onee-san is always inviting me to hang out with her friends.
>Onee-san plays wingman, trying to set me up on dates
Or something like that.
Oneechans ARE great.
I didn't like sleeping in my aniki's room, so I slept in my onee-chan's bed and we played with stuffed animals and she made stories up for me until we fell asleep.
men of good taste here
>tfw slapped my onee-san's butt since she was wearing those skintight leggings/yoga pants that girls wear when they work out
>she just laughs and goes to take a shower
I'm not washing this hand.
>you will never have a cute and pervy oneesama tease your bishounen cock
I can't, she's on the other side of the globe.
>Incest is fun you guys!
No it's not you retard, my brother made inappropriate advances once to me thinking it was one of those epic animes of his and guess what I told on him.
That should teach him not to be a degenerate.
Ah, if I recall correctly it's an original character. I'm not sure, but I think OP's pic is the lewdest there is.
you will never have a loving onee-san to tenderly bully ;_;
Dumping the 5 pages of Oneechan ga Kita! that got typeset a couple days ago.
Daily reminder that the raws for 4 volumes are available. Translatorfag stopped after about 10 pages the night he did them, and typesetterfag never finished.
We all said scanlations never. I think this is proof that
indeed, scanlations never.
I take it that you want to be spoiled?
/a/ fucking help me.
I remember there was a manga - 90% sure it had no sex - It was about a kid, still in high school IIRC, who used to be a depressed shut-in until his big sister or stepsister or something like that started sexually harassing him and more or less totally fucking with him like a total dick. I don't know the author but I am pretty damn sure "anego" was at least part of the title. I think there were just a few volumes, does anyone have a CLUE what I'm talking about?
The time to do that was before the fight. You can know someone for 10 years but you never really *know* them. She's half a country away now anyway. Maybe I'll send her an invite to my law school graduation in the spring. But apart from that I know it's over with her. We both said a lot of vicious things.
I hope that last effort works out for you.
Jesus, I don't think I would like an overly affectionate older sis.
Can't we just take a break from this for a while. These threads are great, but they are starting to lose their appeal since everyone posts the same shit every time.
Never mind, found it!
Hozuki-san Chi no Aneki.
Ki, not Go. Whoops.
She would get tired of it eventually. And if not arrangements can be made
>get used to sister literally clinging to you everywhere you go
>you stop noticing it
>someone points questioningly at her
>"Oh, that. Right, that's my sister. Almost forgot about her"
Might make some decent 4koma
Thanks. I actually would never have graduated undergrad if not for her. So despite how bad our fight was, and despite how pissed I got afterwards, I still remember our times together fondly.
It is indeed a killer combination.
I just call my sis a goober whenever I get a hug from her, but I care for my sis and it's fine when she gives me the occasional hug. I just don't want to be showered with love 24/7.
>She would get tired of it eventually
I would hope so.
I'm fine with taking a hug or two, but I have my limits.
But what's nee-san gonna do with all her love and affection?
Being 2D must feel wonderful.
Sadly she is a complete and total utter cunt. Just turned 11.
Seriously, she's the most fucking infuriatingly stupid, annoying, bitchy, whiny cunt that I've ever had the displeasure of associating myself with. I honestly don't consider her a sister.
When will the Oniichan/Imouto fad fade out and when will we get Oneesan/Otouto?
>hmm, alright, wat do yo wanna eat tomorrow
on a side note, if I hug her arround the neck she would always grab my arms and have them hug her under her arms so she hugs me arround the neck, she's shorter than me.
What are you eating with her tomorrow?
I saw my Onee-san for the first time in a year tonight, she gave me a gigantic hug and spent a couple minutes fluffing my beard
>spent a couple minutes fluffing my beard
I wish I could do that.
If it's worth anything to you, my onee-san helps me pick out clothes, introduces me to music and movies, encourages me to develop my artistic talent, sometimes bakes cookies, and helps me with whatever I need. To top it all off, she has cute friends who act as secondary onee-sans
Every day should be tight holding day.
I remember my Onii-san. She was my best friend until she got knocked up by some loser when she was 18
You little shit taste faggot, NTRshit is no different from how unfaithful and fickle 3DPD are and is an enemy to all true love. It belongs nowhere near the perfection of 2D. What it needs is to be forced into a physical form and mercilessly slaughtered like a pig. Your trash belongs nowhere near pure love like incest.
So much love for nee-sans, you made me happy and I'll try extra hard to make a delicious dinner for my little brother today. I'm sure your sisters love you too.
>I'm sure your sisters love you too
Well, truth be told I've tried e-mail a couple times since the fight to no avail. I haven't said *everything* but I've said some stuff. But... mixed with a graduation invitation, meh. At worst it's an excuse to write again.
What's your otouto like?
I don't see a reason not to try again, especially since a handwritten letter carries so much more weight than an email. In fact, a cheesy, crude drawing of you hugging her or something or include some small trinket that will remind her of you might actually increase the impact of it.
>In fact, a cheesy, crude drawing of you hugging her or something or include some small trinket that will remind her of you might actually increase the impact of it.
Nice thought, but it's not either of our things. She's a tough-as-nails career woman, and I'm a bloodsucking attorney (in training). She tends to think overt sentimental is stupid. But then again she's a tsundere. Basically the rule is subtlety is king; put the sentimentality between the lines.
Thankfully, my undergrad coursework prepared me well for such a task.
So how would your onee-san react? Or for those without one, which of these is the best.
He's nice and sweet, tries to help everyone, and is pretty shy and quiet, except when he rages on videogames, then he can get quite mad and throws a tantrum. But he has bad sides too, can be a jerk and I wish he wasn't so lazy. He isn't feeling well every single time I suggest we should go swimming, climbing or on a trip to the zoo. Kids these days are such couch potatoes. Also, he can be rude when he doesn't like my cooking, I'm no good at it but still, he could at least appriciete that I tried.
Other than that I cannot complain, he's at my place right now as our parents are on vacation and they were worried he'd bother me, but we had far worse roommates than him. It'll feel empty here when he leaves.
I'm #2 but I wish I could be a manly #6.
I see. I hope he enjoys what you cook for him tonight.
My imouto hates me and it's impossible for me to have what you have. I'm incredibly jealous.
I can't decide between the tomboy and the motherly/spoiling one.
I'm not sure what kind of lecture would require the credentials of being older, though. An imouto can lecture her nii-san in a similar manner that a nee-san can lecture her otouto.
Perhaps topics that involve experience of some sort? Something like, "I've lived long enough to know that what you're doing is wrong, onii-chan! You can trust me on this, I have a wealth of experience!"
The younger sister's criticism usually has more of an emotional tilt to it. The older sister is more concerned with you just getting your life straightened out. Get a job versus follow your heart. I'd say it's more jadedness than experience. My nee-san can be rough.
>tfw only child
Always wanted a sibling. Sometimes I've daydreamed about how it would be having a sister or a brother.
When I was a babby 6yo I used to cry about it all the time. Sometimes I wonder the kind of person I would be if there was someone else in my life to grow up with.
>When I was a babby 6yo I used to cry about it all the time
Tami oneechan is best oneechan this season.
>not giving your otouto a love filled bj
That would be kinda creepy.
Around 20 years ago, my cousins lived in the same house I did, until I was at the age of 6. At the time, there were 3 of them, the eldest was an onee that's a year and a half older than I am, a 2 year old boy and a newborn baby girl. We were all practically siblings, while I'm an only child. Me and my onee played together with whatever toys we had shared, slept in the same bed, kept each other company and whatnot. I still vividly remember the time when I climbed up in her bunk bed when I couldn't sleep, and without noticing it, she'd hug me like a pillow. She'd always wake up surprised when she found me fast asleep, but she got used to it after a while.
Then they moved. Fast forward 5 years of almost no contact, and my family moved to their house. We arrived at 3 in the morning, when everyone was asleep, except the parents of course. When I walked into her room, she was asleep, but her dad turned on the light and she woke up. The first person she looked at was me, jumped out of bed and hugged me. I didn't know what to do, since I thought she could have been groggy or something. I hugged back, of course. I didn't think much of it back then since I grew distant from her slightly, but she didn't grow distant at all. Now that I think of it, that one hug conveyed more feelings than anything I've known and felt at the time.
Now, we've an hour's drive away and the families meet every few months or so. Everyone's growing up. The otouto is sporty yet awkward. Everyone bullies the imouto by tickling her. Every now and then, the onee, imouto and I get into a tickle fight. The imouto always loses and me and the onee get a stand off. I only recently discovered that she's
only ticklish on her thighs.The imouto sticks to me because I'm the better onii, but I still bully her. The onee has a boyfriend now, and he's pretty chill.
I miss my old oneesan. That's life, I suppose. Now I'm the one taking care of someone, the imouto.
>mfw I have an older sister, but she is a total annoying egoistic bitch and she loves her pets more than me
>you will never have a big boobied oneesama who will let you rest your head on or her lap and smoosh your face in her chest
Can only find chink big resolutions dammit.
>Nee-san catches me masturbating
>Tell all her friends that I have a small penis
>Her friends come down and when I walked in they giggle at me
>They all go out to get drinks
>nee-san best friend stay behind (like usual)
>she ask me to see if my dick was small
>get it out
>gave me a 30 second blowjob
>she says "Guess it's small after all, what a disappointment"
I hate how much of a brat I was to my onee-san, I always used to blame her for everything and get into fights with her for not sharing her things.
We still don't really talk as much anymore, but
we recently went to an amusement park and I'm a pansie when it comes to rides. She said she wanted to go on the biggest one and held my hand for the duration of the ride.
is your picture op apart of nothing? searched ex and it just comes up with big boob collections.
I have feelings that's capable of being hurt, Mecha-sans.
I'm sorry Nee-san. Here, have a
I'd let you spoil me but I'm looking to be spoiled by an onee chan who loves me romantically
sorry it couldn't work out nee san
I was just pretending to not know. What kind of a fully grown adult doesn't read the news?
Are you telling us you're a Christmas Cake, Onee-san?
>tfw only child
You don't know how much it paints me to be an only child. I not only have no siblings or grandparents, I have no extended family either. It's been me, my mother and father for the past 23 years. And as much as I love them, I wish I had a sibling to talk to.
Being an only child sucks so hard, especially when you're not a materialistic person, all the toys and gifts to try and cover up the void of a lack of family contact just makes it feel worse.
I will be in a year and four months.
Were you talking about the plane that crashed? I googled Malaysian plane and I got an article on a plane that crashed and a plane that just disappeared entirely in June.
Wh-What if they're the same planes?!
Well shit, Onee-san. That makes you my imouto.
The one that crashed yesterday was shot downover the Ukraine.
Okay, so why did you offer me this plane? Is it because it got shot dow-
FEEL THE BURN, ONEE-SAN
IT TOOK A WHILE TO GET HERE BUT FEEL IT
I only have a big brother. We fought a lot as kids but we also played games together a lot. He's always been better than me at them. He never even plays them anymore. He also became an obnoxious self-righteous vegan who turns every discussion we have into a lecture about how I'm not living my life properly, and that along with his anger issues mean we don't talk anymore.
I'm not sure if that's better than never having a sibling.
It's nice having two parents, when they're home. Only problem is, they were rarely there when I was a child. And even though I'm now an adult,. I still rarely hear from them. They've always spoiled me with gifts and we'd go on trips, but we never actually spent quality family time since they were always so tired when they got home from work. I spent most of my youth alone, had very few friends too, was bullied a lot.
will you /ss/ with me christmas cake san?
Onee-san is younger than me. I'm gonna bully the stuffing out of that nerd.
Don't fight it, Imouto. It is your destiny to be bullied by me.
Of course. The best part of bullying is
Usually, she's the one who hugs me, she always was, and always will be the hugger, and me the hugee, and I would not like it any other way.
Lately, her hugs are the only things able to keep me calm when I play Dark Souls 2. God, I don't know if I love or hate that fucking game.
lets do it
let's gangrape onee san until she becomes our cock slave
Phimosis is almost fixed.
My onee-san still gets spunky with me when we wrestle, and we still drink together.
I explained the phimosis thing to her and she was curious, so she asked to see. Pretty embarrassing, but it was already getting better at that point from my doing daily exercising with the skin. Anyways it was weird as fuck for me and until she started giving me a handjob. The worst thing was that it was out of nowhere, she kind of just tugged and she pulled too hard making my skin stretch too much. Hurt like a bitch. I told her to be more gentle with it, and she she softened her grip a bit. it was overall the greatest thing that has ever happened to me but she said it was pretty weird, my skin that is.
Anyways, at this point now I think I'm making really good progress with her.
If you have no idea about what I'm talking about you can check the archives for onee-san threads.
I want a big sister so badly. Why can't I have one /a/? Why did my parents had to fail me so much?
All I ever wanted was a loving, caring, older sister ;_;
>She started giving me a handjob.
>I think I'm making really good progress with her.
So did I miss some posts or what? When did you go from wrestling to her asking to see your bits?
I doubt you have. I don't blog in every oneesan thread. She's just been getting more into it with me lately. We normally don't even wrestle around any more, it kind of just leads straight to us making out. sure you can tell it gets fairly sexual, but never past the point of us having dry sex. Like she'll give me an over the pants hand job but that's it. Which I'm fine with because we'd agree on taking it slow. She grinds on me a lot too.
My onee-san has some psychological problems. I remember one thanksgiving I was tickling her and she got mad and shoved me into a chest of drawers. She would yell at me if I stepped into her room or even knock on her door. She's nicer to me now though, now that I've moved away.