>Still no Cole SFM porn
But why
>>2304556
get the fucking out of here you fucking retarded
do you think people want to see a fucking huge ass patreon logo???
don't have nothing worthy to share don't fucking share anything at all
Requesting more of Fenris bring molested thru his leggings. I have a mighty need. Help.
>>2304684
Hurr ya go, some Fenris dick to help you woo-sah.
>>2304094
>webm
Not even hard, thats just impressively animated
>>2306442
sfmanski on tumblr bless her soul
>>2306588
^ Exactly. I'm hoping they make more! :)
>>2306588
sfmanski is a guy
so many fugly traced trash
any anders x karl?
>>2307400
I don't think I do
One of my all time faves, always worth sharing
why gay stuff with alistair is so hard to fiiiiiind
i've always wanted to see him getting gang raped by hurlocks
but if even the basic vanilla porn is rare, imagine the nasty kink stuff then!
>>2307905
I got a decent amount from last thread. Will share more when I have free time. It's almost always with Zevran, who's not a favorite of mine, but for Alistair dick, I can deal.
A lot less than I thought there was so I went ahead and shared all I had. Sad, huh?
One more
>>2307965
This is lovely.
most gay porn i see alistair in, is with zevran, but i fucking hate zevran
how to proceed
>>2308415
Same. You just learn to ignore Zev.
Also, gonna dump a shit ton of FenHawke.
Little too /cm/? Not sure so I'm adding it in.
>>2307400
nope, but I've got anders x anders
>>2308669
>>2307400
actually I've got this, that's it though
>>2308873
>>2308875
question: why is 75% of dragon age porn horribly drawn (pic not related)
>>2309540
Because 75% of the Fandom is trash. Then again, I'm in the fandom and I don't draw so mf peanut gallery.
>>2309540
Drawing porn is awkward
Oooo I have Ynorka's Fenris!
>>2310315
No Zevran, though. :(
>>2310316
Nice
'tis a shame about not having Zevran though. That patreon is tempting...
>>2310315
this is the fugliest fenris i've ever seen, i'll pass
Does anyone have Ynorka's Cullen?
>>2308043
>That bulge
Fuck me now, god damn
I hate how all of the art with Alistair is either straight, with some ugly self insert or with Zevran. Really wish there were some more hot, beefy guys in DAO
>>2313982
this. so much this.
i don't really understand why most decent art/fic of alistair is het het het. every other fandom doesn't give a fuck about a male's canon sexual orientation, so why must dragon age be like that? why can't we get waves of gay/bi alistair getting paired with every random dude? other than "naturally beautiful and not like the other girls" self-insert wardens, i've only ever seen him get paired with zevran and cullen. i hate zevran, so i can't bring myself to ship it. now, cullen, i have nothing against, but it's just... so boring. they're too similar, with that naive-but-sweet-good-blond-guy trope. why can't people ship alistair with duncan, for example? he absolutely adored duncan, so there's plenty of material to go with that, and i've seen people shipping with less. one could even go with the hate-sex trope with loghain. but i guess he's too ugly, and duncan is too old (and dead) for most people to want to "spoil" their precious alistair with them. but then again, we could always use non-self-insert male wardens. i mean, the game is so old already, there's a bunch of mods to make alistair romanceable with male wardens. fandoms will never give a shit about canon anyway. what's preventing everyone?? WHY CAN'T WE HAVE MORE GAY ALISTAIR??? oh, if i had drawing skills...
>>2313998
when there are actual gay or bi characters in an universe it kind of makes it less fun to imagine straight guys gay
>>2314380
the only bi male in DAO is zevran and he fucking stinks
plus, i've seen lots of gay porn with cullen, blackwall, cassandra (gay as in lesbian, obviously) so i still don't understand the lack of gay alistair
>>2314406
Alistair is the pretty standard, dumb-yet-kind-hearted-bara-esque type, but I thought that's the kind of shit people go crazy over. Meanwhile we have a flood of art with this stereotypical, whispy-mustachioed fuckhead and the big bull guy. Really strange, this fandom.
>>2314429
i don't think it's strange at all to ship a gay dude with a bi one that can actually be canon depending of your game choices
>>2314406
And fenris and anders .
>>2314429
>Meanwhile we have a flood of art with this stereotypical, whispy-mustachioed fuckhead and the big bull guy. Really strange, this fandom.
> can be canon depending on choices
> size difference
> Dorian's VA is easily the best one of the whole cast
there you go.
>>2314590
Fuck, you're right.
Not sure about the VA, but yeah, I see why it's appealing to people.
>>2314557
>the only bi male in DAO is zevran
>only bi male in DAO
>only bi male in DRAGON AGE ORIGINS
now shhh. you missed iron bull anyway.
>>2309540
why is super mario on top?
Have DoriColBull
Influx of bullshit threads and this is too close to the bottom for my liking so... BUMP.
Bump this up
>>2325739
that's /cm/ material
>>2325976
lmao
>>2325984
this is so fugly
it looks like they just took a random hot dude body and slaped fenris' face on top of it
he looks nothing like an elf
>>2325991
Either he's really flexible or he's dead
more anders??
>>2304564
The idea that it will never happen saddens me greatly.
sorry about the porn-less pic, but does anyone got any solas/male lavellan material?
tumblr search gave me nothing
Dorian, Anders and Iron Bull are the worst characters of the series and the "canon" romance between Bull and Dorian is such Gaider pandering it hurts.
But at least this thing is worth the porn, when Dorian can be kept out of it. No fujo grabage can redeem that hideous character design.
>>2326743
Yes please
>>2327038
Sadly there's just hardly any gay Solas pics in general. I think it's combo of the Trespasser DLC, he wasn't male-romanceable, he isn't conventionally hot like like Cullen or Anders, and he doesn't have a more relateable tragic past.
>>2327092
not being romanceable by males was never a problem with other characters, but i get what you mean. the solavellan shippers are the most cringey and predictable shippers ever, i doubt any of them would "dare" to come up with gay ideas about their favorite egg.
>>2327040
I personally like the straight Bull romance. reminds me of me of me and my girlfriend.
As for dorian, i don't mind him he aint the best character but not as bad as people make him out to be.
osama bin anders is however the worst character in the series.
>>2327177
I want to write a fic about a male Lavellan who has to deal with an unrequited romance.
And dream sex scenes.
>>2327696
DO IT EGGFUCKER DO IT
>>2327690
I found Bull to be nice, his romance had some great funny moments and I'm into D/s stuff too. Dorian is OK but not my favorite.
Anders was my first romance in DA2 and I loved him so much... until he went fucking crazy. I try to remember the good times tho.I really wanted to gay-romance Solas but then that would have ended up in another Anders situation and I don't think I could have handled that, lol.
>>2327874
don't you dare to compare my egg dog god with that sjw bipolar abomination
>>2327891
>>2327874
>play Origins
>vallaslin not required for elf players in cc
>become underage elf that makes "good" choices for the sole purpose of banging my husbando
>disregards shems when he's not around
>convince husbando not to become king and stay with me because fuck shems
Origins is best, famiglia,
Literally my only regret was I couldn't do it as a guy. And that I got sent to the cuckshed.
>>2327941
you're playing it soooo wrong. first you have to download mods that make alistair bi (there's like, 5) then you have to harden him by telling him to man up after he talks to his bitchy not-really-sister. then he will marry you even if you're a middle-aged criminal dwarf with ugly teeth and fart problems. oh, and i recommend to have that feastday gifts add-on, so every time alistair disapproves of something you can just stuff sugar cakes down the boy's throat until his approval ups again.
>>2327956
>do horrible shit
>you can just stuff sugar cakes down the boy's throat
>fuck him silly afterwards
I like you.
>>2325977 Where's the rest? Google search yields nothing.
>>2328169 Thank you.
>>2328032
alistair is such a sub. the subest sub.
My personal fave
>>2328522
i think its supposed to be fenris and... some kinda desire demon or something??
>>2328525
that guy is not even an elf
>>2328522
Garbage OC
Garbage OC
Poorly drawn Fenris with desire demon garbage OC
in that order.
>>2328633
Actually no,
1st is Fenris as Leto with a young M!Hawke.
2nd is 2 OCs. Why do u fucking care tho, it's a nice piece.
3rd is an Origins Warden with desire demon.
>>2328674
>thinking that anyone wants to see two ugly as fuck OCs without any context
>"it's a nice piece"
lol are you the one who made this nice piece of shit?
>>2328711
No, but I can appreciate the posting of porn without being an ass.
In fact I'll post some more, you're welcome.
>>2328686
Yeah, it might be but I could have sworn the author on tumblr said it was 2 DA OC's.
>>2328732
if the only porn you have to offer is shitty like this one i prefer having no porn at all
>>2328732
appreciate this
>>2328782
Oh, I'm so sorry. I had no idea you were so insecure with yourself that you had to bitch on a Dragon Age porn board.
>>2328847
...that makes no sense. what the fuck insecurity has to do with disliking an fugly fanart lol you're projecting, mate
>>2313998
I couldn't agree more.
Sixty days in jader was a hot as fuck porn epos about duncan and Alistair, however
>>2329055
What a swell idea lets resurrect thread with fanfics
>>2329055
you can't just mention alistair porn without giving us a link like that
>>2329055
that fic was deleted more than two years ago, so instead of making noise about it, you can go fuck yourself with a broom
so are you guys gonna stop bitching anytime soon or?
>>2329347
If you want that maybe skip on the Dorian garbage.
>>2329347
people are allowed to have conversations, faggot
>>2329363
maybe you should just stop coming to this board because absolutely no one will cater to your personal tastes
new animation from sfmanski on tumblr
>>2329431
Alternatively I could just keep on pointing out the garbage and at least annoy a trashoarder or two while I carry on my business.
>>2329594
>bragging about being an useless turd and thinking that makes them superior, somehow
pff
>>2329594
Since your taste is so much better than everyone else's how about you actually contribute while you bitch?
>>2327038
!
>>2330395
>>2330396
>>2329586
Oh god I need to start playing these games.
>>2331333
i recommend playing on pc so you can mod it and gay-romance the shit out of the straight dudes
>>2335497
Huzzah!
1/2
>>2336262
2/2
drawfag here; aye guys.
>>2336263
u got any alistair sucking a huge cock?
>>2311101
Noice
>>2313998
Short answer: there are more straight people than gay people, and most straight people like straight porn more than gay porn, so there's more straight content than gay content
>>2339251
>implying most yaoi isn't made by straight girls
>>2338009
Why does tumblr always draw Fenris black?
>>2339694
Because his skin IS brown. Have you not played the game?
>>2339698
Yes, many times. And no, it isn't. It's tanned. Have you seen his sister? She's a pale red-head. Tumblrinas likes to draw Fenris with black skin and an afro. If you look at that pic and think he looks that way, then you need to play it again /rant.
>>2339698
for fucks sake. tumblr and 4chan have bred.
>>2339698
shut the fuck up you dumb whore.
fenris' skin tone is OLIVE. not brown, not black. olive. it's not that dark.
>>2339720
Agreed. He just looks like he's been out in the sun. My mom has that skin color and she's German for fucks sake. Fucking tumblr and their PC bullshit. (And I realize the irony of me posting a pic from tumblr...)
A-anons? Could you help a fellow faggot out? This is the only fic I've been able to find explicit with the dragon professor but it is in Russian. I can't translate it, plz help.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6696703/chapters/15316024
>>2340736
Am art fag, will do a sketch prompt if this gets translated <<
>>2326050
Maybe elves have muscles connecting their vertebrae instead of ligaments, the way cats do?
>>2309541
more like this please god, this position is the SHIT
>>2328734
STENNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>2328782
>dont like it
>only real good site to find decent porn sometimes
>doesn't know how to shut the fuck up and just dont look if u dont like it
fucking pleb........
>>2341525
>hurrr durr gonna bitch about some bitch from months ago
>PLLBBLEB!1!11
kill yourself
>>2314820
Fuck yes, Varric is stupid hot.
more of these queens up in here.
>>2341719
>>2341721
>no cole
>not even a single cole sfm animation anywhere on the web
Defend this.
>>2341722
also some male desire demon bc unf. i just did a playthrough with the mod that makes them male and let me tell you i made some decisions VEEEEERRRYYYY differently. 'what do you want in exchange for letting me come back in a few years to take this child? i could teach you blood magic, I could make someone love you....'
my warden just like '...fucking you. fucking you is good.'
>>2341724
nigger, you have the worst taste ever. that mod only removes the desire demon's tits, making it look like a fugly trap. your warden is a stupid fugly trap fucker. i bet he fucks that fugly mexican legolas too.
>>2341732
i love how fuckin salty you are about my taste in fictional game sprites it's hilarious. what did you actually want to achieve by telling me this? was i supposed to be crushed or crave your approval or something? XD
>>2341732
Samefag has been at it since this board started. Your bait's kinda lame bro. Time to find a new rhetoric.
>>2342121
>freckles
oh my god!
>>2341724
I wish desire demons appeared according to your characters gender/pereferences. How fucking cool would that be?
Time for a little Garrett love.
>>2342196
>>2342198
>>2342199
>>2342200
>>2342202
>>2342166
SFManski on tumblr. ;)
>>2306715
As much as they hated each other in the game, it makes me happy to think they angry-fucked at some point.
>>2343684
In concept art of Solas, he was depicted with dreadlocks and tan skin.