BIrth Chart Reading

oh fuck can I do it?

Yes please, I'd really appreciate it!

>>19592366

also Dubs of legit wizard

>>19592315
WHAT is this website and why do you anons keep using it

astro.com charts are easier to read

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>>19592315
Fuck

Not x

Here is your after birth chart

>>19592688
dubs of the disciple

>>19592366
>>19592688
>>19595486

Okay something fucky is going on here

>>19595488

Nice dubs bro

>>19594664

http:// astro.cafeastrology.com/ natal.php

Apparently you can sasha grey with this.

Post a chart that's easier to read and a question related to one aspect of your life (love/family/career/money etc) and I'll do it

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>>19596138

Thanks! i hope this one is better.
I'd like to know anything about about the love aspect in my life.

Because i feel like that seems to be in a knot.
Thanks in advance senpai

>>19596238
Ok, i'll give it a look soon

>>19596238
>>19596314
wow Tim, it's fucked beyond belief

Nah, just kidding. Let's see here
First off, don't gamble too much (in general), you have a tendency to become addicted.
Learn how to let go. You shouldn't cling to persons whose time with you has passed.
It's possible that you expect too much of your partner or any potential love interest, especially in regards to sex and physical intimacy.
You know, just download tinder and try to be a chad. It could work.

Say, how important is marriage to you? I'm getting mixed signals here

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If you would be so kind.

>>19596672


Wow, I do have a tendency to become addicted.
And i do cling to much on the past.
Thanks for pointing that out for me man, I will follow your advice and follow tinder.

Marriage is important for me. i believe connection between people is something beautiful but it's tainted because of experience.

>Need to let go of the past
>Download Tinder
>Enjoy life

This helped me allot.

Kind Anon. I hope you have an awesome day that may be as cool and special as you are!

>>19597595
you forgot the question

>>19597647
godspeed my friend, just remember to let go of bad experiences too

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I would also appreciate if someone could do a reading regarding love aspect of my life. Thank you!

>>19597800
Im currently in a bar but ill check it later

>>19597686
>you forgot the question
Career, general life direction.
Thanx.

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postin'

>>19598044
Also my questions are regarding money and love.

>>19597800
You have problems with love?
You shouldnt, its natural for you.
Just dont cling to the past like>>19596672 (you both have taurus in the 5th) and it should be alright

>>19598863
Nevermind im fucking drunk, your 5th is aries. Your problem is more about being impulsive and jealous than clingy. Just dont think you own somebody and you will be fine

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How fucked am I? Thanks in advance.

>>19597595
>>19597946
You're charismatic but thats not the only way to progress in your career. Careful with the timing, know when to shine. If youre trying too hard people will notice.

>>19598863
Do taurus cling to past love or crushes?
i heard they usually move on real quick mane
not the guy youre talking to btw

>>19598044
>>19598051
You're way too inclined to fall in live with crazy people.
Personal advice; sex is good, the rest is not worth it

>>19598899
Taurus tend to look for stability. Sometimes they misuderstand that as a "change is bad" mindset

>>19598902
Hi are you the guy who did chart readings yesterday? If not can i post one too

>>19598888
Gemini, i usually dont like them, except for a certain girl.
Venus and mars in cancer is interesting.
Lots of emotions here, go for therapy so you can learn how to deal with them but nothing serious

>>19598913
No, im not that guy. Just add a specific question about a certain area of life, dont have the time to read in detail

>>19598915
Fuck thats not venus, sorry, as i said im drunk.
But the advice still stands. Also avoid being a vindictive little shit

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Here goes.
Finances/self issues is my pick i suppose. Im shit at love

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I'm very unique, and I'm interested in what my chart shows, if anything, thank you.

>>19598930
Youre a struggler. Dont let it overcome you.
Your sense of security is really important (in general and financially) and you may think others are out to get you so you try to overpower it.
Be careful as what is really a threat and what isnt

>>19598941
Interesting combination of sun sign and ascendant.
Nothing really pops out aside from that and moon in 12th. Would need to look more into it but dont have time for general readings

>>19598945
This feels like shit to be honest, im gonna call it quits if i keep being a poor fuck after 30

Fuck being a slave

>>19598974
Its kinda like shit yeah, some stuff fucks you over.
but it could be worse, because sometimes the problem is just your perception of how things are

>>19599005
God why is it like this? Isnt virgos supposed to be good with money? Isnt it the smartest sign and shit
Yeah well lets see how it'll go in next life, this one is fucked beyond redemption and way over halfway, if we go with this chart stuff

>>19599019
Some shitty combo in the 8th house is making things hard
But thats it. "Hard", not impossible. You gotta focus on the positives and learn how to deal with negatives.

>>19599019
>>19599032
Giving a better look at your chart, i want to know: how are your friendships? Plentyful? Deep? Helpful?

>>19599032
Isnt 8th house sex house? I still dont know how to read charts, i thought my 8th house was empty desu. Thats how much i know about charts.
How do i fix this shit except "accept getting raped so it can be fun"

And by the way thank you for doing this.

>>19599053
Very few, deep, usually i'm the one who fucks things up. I like smart or good people, usually isnt a combo to find so yeah.

>>19599055
>>19599066
>>19599055
>>19599066
>>19599055
Yeah its empty. Something there could help, you know?
Anyway, look, the 8th house is the house of transformation. This house governs the process of struggling and transforming into something better. This includes sex, thats all.
Taurus there means it can be a while till you get started with progress.
It also means youre looking at things way too materialistic. Think of the usefulness of things in a more spiritual way.
You should be good at saving and investing, from what i see. Maybe thats a way.

Your friends are a very important part of your life. Treasure them and dont be insecure

If you want, drop a contact i can reach so i can give you a better reading. You seem to want some advice

>>19599143
I'll hit you up tomorrow

>>19599146
Alright, thank you.

>>19592315
This lady could tell you more than this bs fart reader
Fart readings

https://youtu.be/ciUd0f5Xjos

>>19598952
What does this mean? I know absolutely nothing about astrology.

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new to astrology, enlighten me

>>19598902
Pretty on the nose, thank ya.

>>19599376
Astrology is... actually a lot. I'm still just starting to see the edges of a greater whole. There's a lot of interplay between planets and houses and signs and then the fucking aspects and shit between them. I'm pretty okay on "this planet in this sign", and I'm working on "these planets in this house", but I'm still pretty far away from what all those connecting lines mean. Your sun is kind of your inner self, that expresses itself more as you age. It's covered up for much of your youth and early adulthood by your ascendant, which is how you come off to people. The sun is your vanilla personality, and everything else is mods. Your moon is your emotions, and Mercury how your thoughts are organized. So, for you, you have an Aquarius sun in the 5th house. Aquarius runs to being unique, aloof, standoffish, quirky, frank, and fair. The 5th house is about self-expression and creativity, which are both super Aquarius's bag. So what your chart is saying is that you'll be happiest if you're expressing yourself naturally and creatively, and should be something you work towards if you're not doing it already. Karmically, you should use that energy to inspire others, but do be aware of the foibles of your sun sign, as they could easily turn people away from you. You definitely want people in your corner, which shouldn't be too hard as a Libra ascendant, because having allies helps keep you safe. Security is something that a Taurus moon craves- and that one I can verify as true.

Cafeastrology kind of seems like a shit site, but it was a good way to help get me started. At first I thought its interpretations were bullshit, and if you take each part of your chart separately, they are. But once I started looking at the bigger picture, all the pieces kind of fell together and it absolutely nailed me to a degree which is kind of obnoxious, really. Fuck you, stars and planets and shit. Discussing it all on /x/ has helped too.

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Posted this in the other astrology thread, let's see if there are any other interpretations. Or if you're knowledgeable to summarize my chart in a roast. Either or.

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Would someone read me, please?

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INFJ, 140-ish IQ
What's my general reading looking like? And how about my love life?

>>19600223
Also Gemini

>>19599763

Thanks for the info!

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>>19592315
If anyone's still doing readings, I'd appreciate if you could take a look at my chart.

I've been struggeling "activating" my midheaven in Scorpio. I just finished my Bachelors but I have no Idea what kind of career I want...

Anyone have an idea what a 10th house scorpio would be good at?