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How do i brew a love potion?
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you don't, why would you want love at the cost of the other person's free will anyway? that isn't even love
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is there a potion i can brew that will make me not revolting to women
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Get a drink, put some date rape drugs in it.
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>>19590368
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>>19590381
Sex
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Love potions don't exist.
Go for a lust potion instead.
Or maybe a allure potion.

Preferably both.
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>>19590508

finding meaningless sex is easy though, no magic required, and it doesn't even matter if you like men or women since they're both easy
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>>19590400
A bath
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>>19590586
Says the succubus king. No really guys it's great you even get to be alone with no one to gib a shit even your wife will hate you 10/10 do what Jesus does it really worked out for him.
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>>19590368
dude are you a fucking date rapeist ?
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Take a large amount of gold or other valuables and place them in a mason jar. Don't add any liquids. I know this sounds strange as potions are generally solutions, but bear with me. Find the target of your potion and hold it in front of her. Don't let her have it though as it will lose its effect if it is not in your possession. While she will be more likely to fall in love with you, you must forever keep the jar away from her. Make sure she never takes anything from the jar.
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>>19591103
lol
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>>19590368
get a fucking life and stop asking stupid questions.
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>>19590614

i'm just being honest, i could easily find a over 10 people a night to just have sex with without even trying

love though, that's harder to come by, and only meaningful if free will is involved

i don't understand people who say finding sex is hard, it's so easy
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first you have to become rich
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find da nigga wit da witest sno
no buyin from a nigga dat u donno
mix one gram soda erry seven gram coke
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>>19591665

no you don't money is meaningless when it comes to sex and love

shit i've had gay guys tell me they would take care of me forever and give me everything i want without even knowing me

i've even had women do the same
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>>19591681
I'm talking about the potion, you tard, it only works if you're rich nobody asked about your fucking gay life story
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>>19591697

technically it's a bi story, and really people need to get over the idea that sex and love have some pricetag on them you have to be rich to obtain

love spells are fucked up because they infringe on free will, that's something you should never do
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>>19591807
>nobody asked about your fucking gay life story
>proceeds to talk about its "technicalities"
>proceeds to ramble about irrelevant things no one asked him about
you're a special kid
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>>19591834

nigga i'm drunk and love spells are stupid
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>>19592013
they are not if you're rich
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>>19592023

they are no matter what, infringing on someone's free will isn't love
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>>19592166
>infringing on someone's free will isn't love
Says who.
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>>19592321

if someone only loves you because you've imposed it on them then they don't actually love you
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>>19592334
I don't see how free will and love are related, especially when the illusion of free will is worth as much as actual free will.
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>>19591657
Sleeping with crusty old whores don't count bro
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>>19590368
What happens if I drink a love potion I brew?
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>>19592422
You become Donald Trump.
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>>19592362

it's related because if someone loves you without having it imposed on them they actually love you

>>19592399

if i counted them the number would be higher

people find me attractive
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>>19592464
the illusion of free will is worth as much as actual free will
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>>19592560
Then go ahead and cast your love spell. Let her come to you. Fall in love (as if you haven't already) and see how things go. Date, flirt, move in together. See how your relationship changes when you're spending 24/7 together. Learn each others quirks and flaws, see if you still love them anyway, and then joke about how you cast a love spell on her so long ago and she laughs it off and thanks you for doing it.

Yes, do that.
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>>19590381
I could see it, dickslave.
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>>19592603
i won't do that because I already have a gf and also because the potion only works if I'm rich and I'm not rich
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So, guys, is "love", or mostly lust a poison? I met this guy who is famous for being a horny fucker who would fuck any woman, and for first time I feel aroused for being near to him or just if we touch casual. Does he have a "special" energy? Does he emits some amount of certain hormone that my body reacts to? Is this just pathetic nature? If is just chemiscals reacting, well, I would give a shit and ignore it. But I wonder if is true that certain people, women or men, have, without or knowing it, certain power to attrack other people?
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love potion = rape

get over it
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>>19592720
>I met this guy who is famous for being a horny fucker who would fuck any woman, and for first time I feel aroused for being near to him or just if we touch casual. Does he have a "special" energy?
No, you're just the average woman.

I-I mean, yeah, it's totally some mystical shit!
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>>19592730
love potion doesn't get me hard
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>>19592761
Good to know, I am going to ignore this shit then.
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>>19592560

only to the person who doesn't know about it, but you would and you'd know it wasn't actual love

so why bother?
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>>19593084
no, I wouldn't because I wouldn't be sure if it was the love potion or the money :^)

>so why bother?
for the sex.
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>>19593093

but it's easy to get laid without infringing on someone's free will
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>>19593119
the problem is not getting laid
it's getting laid with a certain person
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>>19593120

if they want you it wouldn't be a problem, if they don't fuck someone who does want you
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http://nuwatiherbals.com/shop/share-my-blanket-tea-4oz/
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If you are a dude, its called wine coolers.

If you are a girl it is show tits.

Have a nice day.
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>>19590368
stop being a fagot and go get an escort
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https://www.divaescort.com/girls/new-girls-escorts
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http://profiles.birchplace.com/go/b/pros/places/-countries
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>>19590368
When you make the two into one and when you make the inner like the outer and the outer like the inner and the upper like the lower and when you make male and female into a single one so that the male will not be male nor the female be female when you make eyes in place of an eye a hand in place of a hand a foot in place of a foot an image in place of an image then you will enter the kingdom?
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>>19595666
traps are not gay
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>>19591657
Wow get a load of this guy HE CAN FIND TEN PEOPLE A NIGHT EVERY NIGHT WITHOUT EVEN TRYING GUYS WITHOUT EVEN
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>>19590368
You don't need love potions to get someone haha just be yourself bro.
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Half pint of Everclear. Garnish with $100 dollar bill. Use 6 figure paycheck stub as coaster.
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>>19590508
Pay for a hooker then, christ.
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Just hire a hooker if you cant get pussy
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>>19598557
RIP i just seen that rn
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ashes of blood
ashes of semen
homebrewed mead
go for a run
after the run, drink the mix of ashes and mead
sing a song of romance
do this before going on a date / confessing
or together with them
stare into a mirror or their eyes while having a smoke, when you don't normally smoke (smoking is unhealthful and offputting outside this use)
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