>Be me
>Watch everyone obsess over September 23
>Know the real shit goes down on September 30
I have to admit that I'm going to enjoy watching you idiots run around like headless chickens after the 23 when nothing happens. Then when the real shit goes down a week later, I'll be in my bunker with my feet up. Life is good when you're enlightened.
>he doesn't know about September 27th
>He doesn't know about Oct 3
>>19586979
I would like you retards to post this with a tripcode so i can shame you later
Like the happening during the eclipse? Or all the other happenings that occur every week? You know, none of these actually happened?
>he doesn't know 'bout my dick.
>>19586979
it's not happening until ''IT'S HAPPENING''
>>19586979
>>19587052
>>19587069
>>19587145
>>19586979
November 19th
>>19587145
have you thought about my dick today?
btw it already hebbend on 7/7/17! We just reality shifted into another timeline....normfags....
>>19587297
I heard your dad died
Pfft it's the 15th of Granis 2156, you guys haven't even got the 4 extra months we have to add when the Comet that flys by in 2063 pulls earth farther away from the sun.
>>19586979
>Enlightened
Kek.
>Bunker
Ffs.
Nov 15
Captcha: mexico river
Don't forget your fluoride filters. We'll come get you when it's safe again morons.
>>19587145
>his momma do tho