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I don't want any bullshit I just want to know how to summon a demon and it has to work
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Anon do you even Goetia?
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First you need a purpose, the name of a demon, and his or her sigil.
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what?
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>>19578356
you didn't need to make a thread to find the answer to this question.
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>>19578356
There's a whole lot of people on the Earth and they all want shit. Now imagine your a spooky ass demon with some powers. Would you help someone like you? Would it be worth your while as a demon to help a person like you? Are you interesting in anyway? Look up some shit and try it, but they probably won't bother with you.
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What do you want from the demon and what do you have to offer? Have you considered summoning an angel?
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I just wnt to ask it some questions and no I have not
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>>19578356
Is this whole board full of 12 year olds?

It sure seems that way, edgy faggots.
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>>19578481
why would some awful supernatural being care to answer your questions? i dont think they work like customer service
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>>19578481
Well, ask an angel instead. Get a candle. Light it. Draw this sigil on a piece of paper. Stare at it. Visualize it. Now close your eyes and visualize the sigil until you see it in your mind. Say the angel's name over and over in your mind voice and ask him a question.
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>>19578356
Why not a succubus?
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how do I end it or make him go away?
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>>19578625
You spin around 3 times, say "Ooga chaka ooga chaka leave me be." then spit on the ground.
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You have to learn how to close a conversation by being direct, yet respectful. It's called assertive communication.
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ok any things I should know before doing this?
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>>19578614
tfw no succubus gf
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Just wait two weeks, should be plenty around then.
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>>19578499
Archangel Michael is God's top angel, leading all of the angels in heaven. He is also known as Saint Michael.

Michael's main characteristics are exceptional strength and courage. Michael fights for good to prevail over evil and empowers believers to set their faith in God on fire with passion.

He protects and defends people who love God.

People sometimes ask for Michael's help to gain the courage they need to overcome their fears, obtain strength to resist temptations to sin and instead do what's right and stay safe in dangerous situations. Michael is often depicted in art wielding a sword or a spear, representing his role as the angelic leader in spiritual battles.

He is kind, loving, protective, and warm hearted.

He is also extremely fucking dangerous if his enemies develop the intention to lie to, betray, or perform evil upon himself, or his beloved. Michael's other main role as a key angel of death is symbolized in art that depicts him weighing people's souls on scales, and he defeated Satan himself in single combat, though he doesn't like to brag.

DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT use this sigil or invoke the Archangel Michael unless your intentions are purest of the pure. He will sense intentions to lie to him or harm him, and deal with it accordingly. He will usually dispatch lesser angels under his command to do his supernatural bidding, as he is commander of legions of good angels, and his voice alone has the power to create or destroy material things, including living things.

Michael sees the true heart, he is The Great Prince who will protect God’s people even during the struggle between good and evil at the end of the world, he works with guardian angels to communicate with dying people about faith, and he escorts the souls of righteous people to Heaven.

Tread carefully, Anons.
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>>19578356
i just kind of drew a ouija board and asked for one and there was wind in my room and then i had poltergeist stuff...
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>>19578356
Read from sheets. I am, sofa king, we todd ed. Now repeat all very fast please.
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>>19579337
ok how about gabe tho
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>>19578356
Demons don't exist. Grow up, kiddo
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