Can someone inform me on whats gonna happen on 9/23 this month?

>>19578179
Vampires will be revealed to humanity.

>>19578179
all frogs will turn gay

>>19578182
Fuck, why couldn't it be the werewolves?

>>19578179

Gay vampire were-frogs will rampage across the flat earth, raping to death all who stand in their way. The only way to save yourself is to summon a succubus.

>>19578179
Realistically, there will probably be some over the top, larger than life stuff happening. But not apocalyptic world ending shit.

It has much more to do with the Jupiter Uranus opposition than that stupid meme prophecy

>>19578182
Where's your proof?

>>19578179
the space dragon arrives. hope you've made your peace with God

>>19578179
hopefully the beginning of the end

probably nothing though to be honest, but hoping for something to happen keeps me waking up every time I go to sleep

I'll be at a wedding in north Jersey

The veil will be lifted according to some

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The broadcast will begin.

Probably some massive natural hazard will strike the US, like an even bigger hurricane or some ridiculous, multi-state earthquake.

It's getting cold, isn't it?

The Galactic Federation of Light

Alien disclosure

>>19579130
I take this to mean that Rodney Dangerfield will be resurrected and inform all of us that we will be laid. This is by far my favorite theory, and I hope you are correct, anon.

this >>19579150

World War Tranny or Yellowstone

>>19578627
Fuck off furry.

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>>19578179
I predict that 80%+ of all people on earth will not go to work that day.

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>>19578179
If people listen, I can predict there's a 200% chance that you'll be sick. Actually. not flu. But worried sick.

>>19578179
Hurricane Jose hits all New England cities at once starting Sep 18 culminating in unstoppable flooding

>>19578179
>>19580355
Hurricane Jose track. Peak destruction 9/23 from flooding and nonstop rain.

https://youtu.be/0BctGAOabb8

>>19578182
Psychic vampires at that.

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read this

>>19579152
You almost got it.
Change Dangerfield for MacFarlane for and you fully have it

>>19578179
The Sun will rise

Mundane, everyday shit will occur

The sun will set

Literally nothing of significance or Earth altering shit will go down.

>>19578179
The misuse of weather modification technology by multiple countries causes the sun to belch out an enormous coronal mass ejection, leading to utter madness on earth and the death of the last humans not but a few months later. It was good when it was good, but we've seemingly devolved into simple, shortsighted, xenophobic prices and we will receive what we rightfully deserve. Good riddance I say, NPCs would make for more intelligent characters than most of the invalids I see on the daily.

Either that or just another normal Saturday, I'm hoping for the best.

can someone post the "it will happen when the weather cools" prophacy list

Satanism will be more popular.

Trump is shot by McMaster but lives ordered by suros then its set up as he was controlled by aliens they were inside his brain and then people are rounded up and killed

>>19581491
>people are rounded up and killed
Which people? Should I convert to Satanism or Catholicism? Should I get a race change?

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>>19581339

>>19581497
Your lost already, dont you get it, if demons are real god is real

guess who wins

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>>19581339

you wanna know what happenes?
19588888 determines

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>>19578179
UN falseflagging about Assad having nuclear missiles and granting full invasion to Syria
Russia will retreat with their backup as China will be threatened with harsh import sanctions
3 days later Japan will accidently fire a missile on NK soil thanks to the accidental misusage of their defense system
US will defend their ally Japan and invade NK
NK will hit most of the Westcoast of the US and China will ally themselves with NK 2 weeks later as they see an opportunity to come out as top
Russia will reclaim Poland and bring Ukraines into gulag camps
France will ally themselves with Russia and the EU lose their final ally capable of nuclear missiles
Germany desperately tries to build a nuclear armisticle for themselves but Turkeys intervenes on grounds of humanitarian rights and strikes multiple strategic targets in Germany
Israel will ally with Saudi Arabia and send saudis that have immigrated from Sudan to fight near the border to Iran
Norway will lose most of their trust fund to the EU thanks to a new EU law that has been passed to defend EU assets
>You will be dead by this point in the war

2012 all over again.
>MUH PLANETS AND S-STARS THEY'RE MOVING HURRRRRRRRR
God you fucking brain-dead vapid pieces of shit are literally worse than flat-earthers and I wish you all had your dicks cut off.
Can we make a bet?
If FUCKING NOTHING happens like always, all you retards that believe in this, kill yourselves. If something happens, I kill myself? Ready to bet, pussies?

>>19581841
Define nothing because no one who's serious actually believes the world will end that day.

>>19578179
There's a star alignment that is similar to a star alignment in the bible. In the bible, the star alignment heralds the birth of Jesus, almost 2000 years ago.

In the modern day, people have no biblical understanding and think that the signs in the heavens on the 23rd mean something. They're not sure what, just something.

And a lot of people believing the same thing at the same time has an effect on the world.

>>19578659
/thread
Prepare your anuses

>>19581893
>And a lot of people believing the same thing at the same time has an effect on the world.
whew... nothing to worry about then. 15 of the most autistic /x/philes believing in bad things happening won't do much.

>>19581909
There are only 6 people on /x/

>>19581988
>Five fags and a Demiurge.
Why the fuck aren't we making a sitcom about this?

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>>19578179
Kek will laugh. At all the people that think there is an agenda. Some sort of, common sense. Kek.

You assholes come here to make yourselves feel better? Congratulations, your retarded.

The real Anti Christ is releasing his mixtape Genesis Volume 2.

>>19582006
Isn't there some forum for people with melon heads, elsewhere?

>>19581997
It's too accurate. There are only five people on Earth. Everyone else you know is a hologram.

>>19582029
I know the other four real ones don't worry.
And we all know Samael.
But damn that sitcom would be a massive success

Nuke going off in the Atlantic off the shore of NYC. Title waves and mass destruction of the city. Will be blamed on another country to begin a war.

>>19579120
Winter is comming

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My music video drops

>>19579075
T. Joseph Smith

We need to activate the planetary defense system which was installed by our ancestors. ALL of the pyramids must be refueled. They will fire plasma radiation into the atmosphere, supercharging it. The resulting shield will be densely packed with ions and able to block out the inevitable solar storm that will come with Planet X arrival.

>>19582228
Refuel them with nogs.

>>19581557
>some leaf makes a gay fanfiction using the oldest and most cliche political memes/metaphors
>everyone believes it
Can someone explain how this can even be remotley considered legitimate?

>>19582535
ok you seem pretty cool

this pic/pasta got spammed in the threads discussing the biblical prophecy and constellation

its shill bullshit

>>19579045
Azerate?

>>19581856
He made the deal, this is x, meme his words against him

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>>19581893
im actually very specific i think its the rapture and the beginning of the tribulation when satan and his angels are cast down

based on revelation 12:1-5

rev 12:5 being the rapture its not jesus because jesus was not escaping a dragon when he ascended

now guys if this interests you you really gotta filter your information


i think the amount of disinfo itself shows some kinda shit is going on

>>19583142
Well there's always an eclipse before God acts to save his children in the Bible. So nog death by lightning?

>>19578662
>Jupiter Uranus opposition
isnt it 28th sept

>>19583130
Seriously, what is the story behind that fucking video and why do people think it means fucking anything. I watched it and it certainly contains a shit ton of symbolism but how the hell is it a prophecy?

>>19583234
you should know by now that anything equally spoopy and political is automatically a prophecy

>>19583234
ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbUOLc13_Ng

>>19578179
That is the day my milk expires.

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>>19578659
Pssst knew that one already

>>19582228
sauce on this?

>>195781 if you read the bible were it talks about Mary giving both, it would tell you all the events nigger! why you think mason and courtrooms make oaths on them!

Bandana Dee confirmed in Smash Bros

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>>19583472
EL MACHISIMO

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/3hq7zd/the_mystery_of_september_23_why_does_923_keep/

This happens every fucking year.

>the rod and ring will strike

Mecca, the black cube of the semites, will reveal a gem. A gem that is bright, and will bring light. The rod from heaven will strike it, a rod of iron.

Have you ever wondered who wrote this prophecy spread around lately? Some have speculated a muslim anon, perhaps it was. Do you recall what lies inside of a black box when you give it to your wife? A diamond ring, yes? A diamond ring, bearing all shimmers of light that touches it, given to the bride. The answer lies within the bride. Who is the bride? A beautiful woman, clothed in sackcloth. Virgo? Could be.

An even bigger question, what will come of May 15, upon Uranus encountering Taurus? Find out, as the signs begin to unfold with no mercy in sight.

>>19578179
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– It lands on the exact day of the Feast of Trumpets.

- It is 70 Years from 1947 to rebirth Of Israel.

– It is the 50th anniversary or year of Jubilee from Jerusalem.

– It is the 500th Anniversary of the reformation.

– It is the 120th Jubilee from Adam.

– It is the 70th Jubilee since Exodus (1483 B.C).

– It is 100th anniversary of Balfour Declaration (official act to give Jews return of land).

– It marks the year 5777 on the Jewish Calendar. The Biblical numeric meaning of 5777 is Grace means (5) and (777) means perfect completion.

- The surface temperature of the sun is 5778 K which is the next jewish new year on September 23

– 726 days from the last blood moon September 28, 2015 to September 23, 2017 – Strong’s Concordance word 726 is harpazo or “to snatch up”.

– The international Day of Peace at the United Nations is Sept 21, 2017 which they have every year but the theme in 2017 is “Together for Peace: Respect, Safety and Dignity for All.” this year. 1 Thessalonians 5:3 – Says For when they shall say, PEACE AND SAFETY, then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child and they shall not escape.

– The August eclipse occurs exactly 33 days before the Revelation 12 Sign, beginning in the 33rd state (Oregon), and ending in South Carolina at the 33rd parallel.

– 7 years later another eclipse, and both form a X over the United States

– Trump’s first day of office he was 70 YEARS OLD, 7 MONTHS AND 7 DAYS. Trump was inaugurated on 1/20/17, having won the election with exactly 77 electoral votes.

– “At the last trump” is knowns as the Feast of Trumpets, also known as the day that “no man knows the day or hour. Last trump to the biggest gentile nation also at the same time? Donald Trump / Mike Pence = TrumpPence or “Trumpets”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events

>>19583644
Spoopy

>>19583436
Jesus said proofreading is divine.

Holy shit you guys, I just ran the numbers. It turns out if you add 23 to itself four times divide that number by 23, repeat the process and add the two numbers together and then add 23 divded by itself you get 9, the number of the month. Literally shaking right now

>>19578179
I'm gonna go watch a pre-season hockey game.

>>19583677
Same.

>>19583652
>trump is anointed

This bullshit needs to stop

>>19582006
>tells people they're retarded
>uses your in "your retarded"
Top fucking kek

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SETI getting repeat signals
Hurricanes affecting global temperature
Statues of war being taken down

Sounds to me like we're cleaning up for guests.

>>19582228
Smoke the crack, don't let it smoke you.

Trump shall be appointed Console of America, and Mark the beginning of Pax Americana

This is the designated shitposting thread, right? Where do people even get ideas for these retarded dates? Nothing ever happens, literally.

>>19578659
Fairly recently i've been remembering specific sexual or intimate dreams, how fucked am i?

>>19581836
Is the UK involved in anyway?, because you say EU but we've almost left.

Do atheists believe in this kind of shit?

>>19583907
No I don't, this is retarded just like your religion

>>19583401
The pyramid of giza was once coated in marble, it sits on a bedrock of limestone, and it is designed as a hydro-electric generator. But the Nile doesn't flow there anymore.

But the real question is. Why? Where was all that energy being dumped if it was aimed at a star constellation? I've heard it'd be plasma.

>>19583924
>it is designed as a hydro-electric generator
Explain

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NASA will be embarrassed publicly... the Jews will bring forth their AntiChrist leader, and frogs will turn gay and fall from the sky.....

>>19583918
I'm an atheist myself but I always fantasize the end of the world. So I find this kind of shit somewhat fascinating.

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>>19578179
absolutely nothing will happen, if you're an apocalypse advocate don't even bother getting your hopes up

runefest

I know it's false hope but I'm actually wanting something big to happen rip

>>19583978
But why would you fantasize about that? Do you want to die? Please don't give me the canned "I want to be a survivalist badass", you faggots would die on day one.

>>19584045
Yes I want to die, I am too bored of this life. The same shit everyday, nothing's different. Very false hope of something happening but I'm desperate at this point

>>19584055
I know a bunch of people who would want a war to happen or some shit just because it would be more interesting than their current life. They don't seem like the suicidal kind, so they really just want it for variety's sake. Well, no, everyone would suffer and it would be utter shit for everyone including themselves. They'd be begging on their knees to have their old stability back the day some jocks break into their homes and point a gun to their head.

But in your case you are telling me you are too depressed for anything. I know telling you guys to just go and do something and be happy and shit doesn't work, I suppose it's downright insulting even since that's not how it works. I suppose I really can't blame you, you can't even help yourself anymore and the only thing with any possibility of turning your life around is an event that'd make daily life so different than it currently is, that you would have to adapt and change, or die.
Let me say that again, more succintly. You want the end of the world, to force yourself to find the missing ingredient in your life. I know that you want to tell me that you only want to die and nothing else. And I belive you, that's what your conscious self actually believes. But you'd be surprised at how ingrained our sense of self-preservation is ingrained in our subconscious. It's as primal as our enjoyment of a good plate of food, or as the satisfaction that the sound of a warm bonfire triggers into us. The difference is that it doesn't make anyone happier, but it's the body essentially looking for a way to make sense of itself again. Its purpose is to stay in this world for as long as it possibly can, anyway, besides other things.

(Cont.)

>>19584055
This actually. There's nothing more interesting and different in life than seeing the world to end.

>>19584055
>>19584163
I will give you my shitty piece of advice. You don't want to live anymore. You don't even want to try. Go to the doc, tell him about your issue and have some meds prescribed. Let them give you the good stuff. I've seen other people taking them and it really does their mind wonders. This is not your final solution, but it's a starting point. Watch some series or listen to some music while on the meds, or whatever you always do or liked doing. You might not change your perspective, but maybe you'll find that you enjoy those things more than you thought, or you'll remember you enjoyed doing those things in first place.

One last thing, it's not about becoming a druggie, and I'm not saying you can just fix your depression like this. The hole goes very deep. But one thing you guys do a lot is to deny any possibility for salvation. Try to find in you the last bits of willpower you have left and take some help or good-spirited advice. Of course, to the guys who just say "just smile" and carry on with their day, you can still just give them the bird.

>>19584208
I'd advice him to do exercise if he's really in depression.

>>19584208
Hey Anon, I feel ya. I was hitting a bit of a despair point myself, it comes in waves, but such is life. Injured my finger pretty badly recently, the pain sucked but usually things like that can grant a refreshing outlook on mortality. A humbleness I guess. Anyways, giving up a life willingly is a luxury. A "time and place" situation. Given enough time, it call comes back around.

>>19583401
The USAF is planning to launch hundreds of satellites with small plasma bombs in tow. When detonated, the plasma will charge the atmoshpere with ions. Radiowaves (for communication) will bounce back and forth between ionosphere and earth. This will make line of site limitations obsolete. Interesting sife effect: the resulting strengthen atmosphere will block OUT harmful radiation. Problem is it would take millions of plasma bombs to suffiently charge the atmoshpere. USAF also considered firing high powered lasers at metal suspended in the air to create these ions. But this too would have to be a much larger scale than currently possible. BUT, the pyramids are already set up to generate these amounts of energy. We need to locate and access the rest of the pyramids. They run on basic chemicals, but loads of them.

Peace

>>19583662
Edgar Cayce btfo

>>19583937
Not anon but the limestone used on the inside contained impurities which allowed it to be conductive and the limestone on the outer walls was pure, acting as an insulator.

There are large chambers ubder giza pyramids that it's assumed through erosion that an aquifer ran through there creating ossolations throughout the entire structure.

>>19584828
>This will make line of site limitations obsolete.
You mean line of sight? Will we be able to see the world as an infinite flat plane? Or the round planetoid? The ultimate pill?

For some reason this stuck with me from your post.

>>19579132
Ishtar command?

>>19583966
The frogs are already gay.

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>>19578179
National will be reelected, Labour will increase their head count in the house.

>>19578179
Nothing, nothing will happen. It will just be a day like any other.

>>19585184
This. There are no magical dates and you should feel excited towards actual things.

>>19582379
Frogs.

>>19582200
(PBUH)

I dreamt of the flood while I was visiting the trees. Its probably nothing but it felt like something.

Oct 6/7/8 is when it will happen

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/awaken-the-dawn-2017-tickets-31358769925

>>19585802

I am pretty sure by some weird things that everyone is on deck right now Moses Jesus Mary Adem eve all the wonderful heroes we keep reading about so my best advice is keep a look out on the news if you see some one building a boat help them if you see someone with a stick that seems to be pulling wonders out their ass with it listen to him. I got nothing for adem and eve though. It is also possible that both Jesus's and Mary's might be on deck as well so get ready for the great deception because it may just happen soon or is happening as we go about our normal day.

>>19578179
The same thing that happened every other time someone predicted the apocalypse. Then someone will set a new date for it and everyone will assume that one's true.

>>19578179
Literally nothing. Just like all the other great didn't-happenings

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10. More. Days.

>>19578179
nothing.

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>>19582020
>melon heads
Kek

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our boy isaac supports 2017

he would be spinning in his grave if people didnt believe this in this time

>>19586726
Hummmmm please stop being ominous it makes you look stupid.

>>19586772
You really think i gives any fuks, boyo?

>>19583611
It is when the bride lifts the veil that all shall appear to be true

Weren't people saying the world would end on September 23 2 years ago?

How hard do I have to hit my head on the pavement to become able to LARP this much?

>>19579150
Agreed

Black people will get jobs.

>>19587983
Most unlikely conspiracy theory I've ever heard.

It'll be September 23rd.

>>19578179

Nothing.

>>19587687
Yes but those times don't count.

>>19588569
Holy shit when god created area codes, he specifically put one on Marco Island and then made sure Kim Jong Un stood next to the number 239 at some point in his life.

>>19579150
One can only hope

>>19580346
You really need to go outside more

>>19580813
Goddamn fucking sadly this. . .

>>19581893
Dude, if a reincarnation of Jesus actually gets born, you know what will happen right? He will be dosed with medication and slapped in a padded room until he proves himself to be the son of God, at which time he will be dissected by scientists to figure out how he does it.
Its a shame that all the resurrected Jesus's up until now have only managed to do the first one

>>19578179
A bunch of people will "forget" that they made dire predictions that will have just been exposed as incorrect.

>>19582051
>has 4 friends

>>19580842
You're a bigger part of the "problem" you've outlined than you're willing to admit. Your high-horse request has been DENIED.

>>19588820
More than 99% of 4ch

>>19583644
>nothing
Have a (you)

>>19580842
how exactly does weather modification on EARTH have anything to do with the SUN? your an idiot. You realize its 93 million miles away right? you're an idiot.

>>19578179
My dads birthday

>>19583652
>- It is 70 Years from 1947 to rebirth Of Israel.
That was May 14, 1948 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel
– It is 100th anniversary of Balfour Declaration (official act to give Jews return of land).
That was November 2, 1917
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balfour_Declaration

Quit your bullshit.

>>19584163
Fuck right off you boring sack of shit. I don't know who I want to kill first. I think its going to be myself, then its going to be you

>>19588848
I hope he enjoys his birthday.

>>19585017
Jacinta is going to take it

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>>19578179
The prerelease of Magic:The Gathering's new block: Ixalan. You shouldn't loose it. Specially because it is the new set for the new standard rotation.

>>19578179
The "Autumnal Equinox". This super paranormal and weird totally /x/ related thing happens where all places on earth recieve 12 hours of daylight due to the Earth's position in its revolution around the sun while its axis is pointed neither towards or away from the sun. I hear that on March 23 it's going to happen again, but it's called the "Vernal Equinox". Get ready guys, this has definitely never happened before ever.

>>19588857
not to mention what is the significance of 70 years?

>>19588874
I'm sure he will. I will pass on your regards

>>19578179
Aliens will be shown to exist. But they are not aliens they are demons and the government will try to hide it from you by saying they are aliens.

>>19578179
9/14, 8pm (Eastern), "The Sign" documentary will air on The Audience Network.

https://discord.gg/ytJsaqY

>>19588909
That art looks amazing. I know that's a game cards, never played. Is that the art on the cards?

>>19588857
1947 was the partition plan

Idiot

>>19580346
I predict that 80%+ of all people on 4chan will not go to work that day. Up from the usual 67%.

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>>19578179
I would settle for another BadSelfEater stunt.

>>19578182
Vampire Masquerade?

How do you say "Nothing will happen because everything about something happening at 23rd is based on some conspiracish pseudo-scientific unprovable claim with no reasonable arguments to back it up. But if some otherworldly or technically paranormal activity happenes around the world that would be impressive."?

My exams start that day

>>19589888
Gehenna, baby!

>>19578179
A return to the British Hegimony.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZDIpWiJcJM

>>19589810
Can confirm. Already unsigned myself for that day.

>>19578179

NOTHING WILL HAPPEN

>>19578179
GATHER ROUND, YOUNG WARRIORS NOW

SADDLE UP YOUR STEEDS

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>>19578179
we makin BOneLess SKINless J U I C E

>>19578179
Nothing

>>19591016
Joe isn't a liberal my dude.

>>19579084
Is everybody in? The ceremony is about to begin. Wake up! - Jim Morrison

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>>19578179
Doomed?

>>19579120
"They will strike when is cools"

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>>19588938
this generation shall not pass

and then you get the 70 generation number from here

Psalm 90:10
The years of our life are seventy, or even by reason of strength eighty; yet their span is but toil and trouble; they are soon gone, and we fly away.

>>19579063
>North Jersey

Oh god it's worse than I thought.

>>19589825
who cloned matt damon and elon musk together?

>>19578182
>>19578601
>>19591046
>>19591129
>>19591047
>>19591182
>>19591209
>>19591031
>>19591016
>>19590754
>>19590739
>>19590010
>>19589913
No more lies.

>>19578179
literally nothing.

>>19583779
.

>>19578179
The stock market will crash because of end of world propaganda.

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>>19591016
huh

Whoa.
Trump going pro-Dreamers?
Clearly a sign

>>19591314
Nice try but we both know that won't change anything anyways. Paper paper money and gold is more valuable than bullshit stocks anyway

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>>19578179
It's my birthday.
I turn 20.

>>19591324
Gold? What gold? They go by gold Standards made in binary data!

>>19591328
The actual elemental gold, it's more important than anything inside a stock trading company. The stocks revolve around the money, and the money revolves around precious metals and various commodities

>>19578179
nothing important

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>>19588812
Pretty sure when Jesus comes back he's gonna be like this, not sandals and turning the other cheek.

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>>19581538
none of this has happened though

>>19582000
Checked. Kek laughs at all predictions.

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Justs so everyone understands.... when "it" happens... you will be given the reigns to the matrix because you'll immediately be bumped up into higher spiritual planes, but this means if you can't create a peaceful harmonious vibe to stabilize yourself on.... it will collapse in on you and you will be crushed and forced back to this level where you belong.
>Good luck

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Supreme Leader Trump and Kim Jong Un will meet together some time before the 23rd. Eventually peace will be brought between the U.S. and North Korea, leaving past tensions behind. Eventually Trump will declare full out war with the Illuminati to fight the incoming me world order. North Korea, Putin, and the Chinese fuck im China will combine military to create a resistance. David Rockefeller Will be summoned back into life from death, but will return as a supernatural being with powers. It's said that this will be the official World War III, the end of all wars. A being similar to Xavier the Renegade Angel told me through am LSD trip mixed with DMT, Shrooms, and peyote told me. I have confirmed this with other anons who reported to share the same experience. Prepare for the war. We are the future resistance.

>>19591488
>An island will drift away

Brexit

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>>19591677
Aug Tellez pls leave.

>>19586768
Link?

>>19591129
many people live beyond 80 and people are dying constantly. the idea that there will be some people to see the end of humanity is a tautology.

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>>19583093
no the elder god

Onaga didn't do anything wrong.

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>>19581557
sounds like King Crimson lyrics

>>19592325
Good music

NASA crashes Cassini into Saturn's rings tomorrow.

>>19587275
>t. joseph smith

>>19583652
Fuck Trump

>>19580813
We'll continue to contribute to global warming. That's earth-altering.

>>19582006
At least we retarded people can spell.

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>>19582020

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My wow characters levels from top to bottom was 9 23 and then 17, so I got spooked and leveled my hunter to 18

>>19593632
phew we're safe another year, good work anon

>>19578627
:3

Looking for an /x/ Discord server?
https://discord.gg/zkuFyqn

>>19583472
>>19583491
Fucking yes.

>>19578179
Alex Jones' stretching exercises will finally pay off and his mouth will reach his own dick.

>>19581836

For all the memeing of vampire disclosure, this is actually a plausible scenario, planned or not. The only thing I don't see is why France and Macron will ally with Putin and Russia.

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>>19582161

>>19591237
Why are these retards buying into the 9/23 meme
The Bible says you shouldn't do this shit
Instead, seek a stronger relationship with god (((((AS IF))))) it was the last day on earth
Do stuff, be productive, seek god, not spread BS on /x/

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>>19588835
Not nothing

>>19584208
Am I on [s4s]?

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>>19578179
http://www.deagel.com/country/

Every relevant country will experience a decrease in population by the millions from now until 2025.

That means something huge is about to happen within the next 7 years.

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>>19582029
I must be the only conscious human lurker

>>19594853
Also according to the world figures, the world population will drop from 7.3+ to 6.8 billion which would be a loss of 500,000,000 people (actually more if you include population growth until then).

^^^
Actually the UN says that the population will be 8 billion by 2025, so if the "event" happens, we would loose over 1 billion people.

Collapse of the US Dollar and the entire debt based ponzi scheme

>>19578179
Isn't that Rosh Hashana?

>>19591677

Who the fuck do you think you are talking to?

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>>19578179
On the 23rd, you will be judged. Everyone will be.
Better get right with God, my friends.

>>19595038
Sky Daddy can't save you, sorry :( The reckoning coming on the 23rd will not be influenced by a powerless tulpa :)

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>>19595072
>LARP to the extreme: The Post

>>19595038
You know you guys need a hobby. Fearing some autistic gods wrath is literally what's wrong. It's like your not willing to fight for your right to be human.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9kkz-nu5oP8

Did the media just spill the beans on September 23

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>>19595980
The levels of autism that are displayed in this video are astounding. How do people live their lives nitpicking everything they see?

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>1 week left

I dont think anything will happen but still little a bit excited and a bit worried

>>19595872
>Coming to /x/
>Not IBRPing and shitting on everyone's good time

What drives a person like you?

>>19582006
>your retarded
> my retarded

Ironic

>>19579045
Aurelion Sol?

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>>19582228
>We need to activate the planetary defense system which was installed by our ancestors. ALL of the pyramids must be refueled. They will fire plasma radiation into the atmosphere, supercharging it. The resulting shield will be densely packed with ions and able to block out the inevitable solar storm that will come with Planet X arrival.
>>19583401
>sauce on this?
>>19583401

Stargate

>>19578179
NOTHING

>>19596052
No, your retarded belongs to me now, it's MINE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv9UC3LC2sY

new movie on this sign but no one uploaded it yet

>>19578179
Nibiru system becomes visible to naked eye

>>19578179
the pedophiles who run the world think that ejaculating in the ass of a small boy will give them special powers on that day.

humans are silly

The Simpsons Prediction For September 23 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bfHJ1E_zp8

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>>19596177

>>19596127
Are Nibiru, Planet 9, and Planrt X all the same thinf?

>>19578179
space kangz are comin back and sheit

>>19581538
>Idols will speak and move about.
I fucking hate idolshit, its been getting so much more popular lately I KNEW it was a conspiracy.
Fucking japs.

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>>19578179
A BIG FUCKING NOTHING HAHAHAHA

/X/ WILL NEVER RECOVER! HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>19596000
Well seeing how /x/ is full of tinfoilers and how 90% of conspiracy theories are based on this kinds of things I can assume its pretty comfy.

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>>19596519
DELET

>>19596299
Not according to Konstantin Batygin, who has mathematically demonstrated the existence of Planet 9. He disagrees with the existence of Nibiru/Planet X, citing that its alleged many past intrusions into the solar system would have made its discovery evident by now.

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>>19578179
Nothing

>>19596177
>God Loves You, He's Gonna Kill You

lol

>>19596177
lol how retarded is that. He's got one of the numbers. He could have made this video in 2015 to the same effect

>>19596602
this september 23 is the feast of trumpets and the great sign of revelation 12

thats how you know its this september 23 its talking about this whole time

Iran & Syria will attack Israel while Trump is meeting with the UN. Subsequently, NorKo will attack Seoul & Japan. Nukes fly and all nations are forced to choose sides. The skies are darkened by the ash of an Italian volcano as Rev 12 prophecy unfolds.

>>19578179
That's none of your business, my man.

>>19595038
>actually making that picture

The true autists were the Christians all along

>>19596608
the video is completely useless though

>>19578179
jack and shit. well, sand niggers will probably run over super tolerant europeans, but that happens every day. oh and some other shit will happen too, youll wake up and hate your life and feel like a prisoner in your own country, feel like an outsider in your own town, and still will live with your parents.

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>>19596634
its not just one video theres hundreds of references in movies to 923
just go look at some of the old ones from 9 -23-2015 that people didnt understand was for this year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebS4Ax9LSCw

that simpsons one shows the guy looking up at the stars at the sign and then the rapture and then destruction

thats all perfect i dont know how you could say thats useless it even says channel 23

>>19583262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbUOLc13_Ng

And thanks.

>>19596611
Mt Vesuvius last eruption was during World War 2 from March 18 to 23, 1944 ...

>>19581856
you must not remember back in 2012 when we were on this board monitering the hype. there were very little flat earthers here in 2012 btw.
There were people that sold their houses and started repenting because they thought the 2012 shit was real. there were even people on this board freaking the fuck out and said they were going innawoods with furfags from /k/ in case it happens. Im absolutely positive there are retards on this board right now that are taking this seriously too. I mean, there are people that think nuclear bombs are fake and the fucking earth is flat. of fucking course they think all sorts of other stupid shit.
>tfw it took me about 8 years to accept that flat earthers are being serious and not trolling

>>19578179
>daily mail talking about it also
be prepare or go home

>>19596634
the new passengers movie the girl says 9 23 17! quickly as shes typing in a pass code

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zZ9vfq0RvE

>>19596711
>implying flat earth is wrong
Kek, what a normie. in time you will see the error of your ways... that is if your plebian rodent mind can ascend to a state that is a fraction of what my wondrous brain can comprehend.

>>19591327
Happy early birthday anon

>>19578179
Sky pepe will reveal his true image.

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>>19596705
hes got more shit too its nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=114&v=Sx7J1ErEqOc

>>19597016
Was this shit just for direct tv right? would be nice if someone uploaded it.

>>19581557
>Virgin

>>19597016
>>19597025
Something is terribly wrong here, this seems fake, fabricated even. Meaning someone is telling them these things, and helping them make these connections.

Shit, I think I know what it is. Hopefully she will pay soon, and made to pay by Christ.

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>>19597043

>>19597043
its not fabricated hoax almost nobody cares about september 23 2017

sept 2015 and 2012 got way more hype than this if anything that proves that this time its real

scott clarke is a real christian hes been doing prophecy stuff for years

I just found another instance of illuminati programming
it's a fucking 1995 pc game called Read-A-Rama

>https://i.imgur.com/9TxNaPK.gifv
>https://i.imgur.com/9TxNaPK.gifv

I don't know how to convert this to WEBM

>>19597059
There are several ways to understanding.

1: You can be taught it.

2: You can figure it out by yourself.

One is introductory and shallow.

Two is your own personal journey to understanding things for yourself. It is usually a deeper more fulfilling way to obtaining whole-truths.

Someone is controlling the flow of information and purposely divulging half-truths without any context. It is meant to confuse and mislead you. Which I know who is doing it, honestly at this point I shouldn't be surprised.

Just surprised that she is allowed to meddle as much as she does.

>>19597068
But, I have seen more and more media pushing these particular images, and they know not why. Loosely linked, yet consistently offers me a pattern.

>>19583652
>random ass numbers
HAPPENING!!!!!

>>19597068

I don't believe that anything "visible" will occur. What I think will happen is the first domino in an escalating chain will topple leading to either global thermonuclear war or culling of the global populace via cascading martial law among various nations until naught is left but a barebones serf caste to tend the affairs of the new oligarchy.

>>19597214
its pre tribulation rapture when nothing is happening and nobody expects it and then the desctruction comes

jesus said its all in a moment

its not a slow process

luke 17:28-30
28 Likewise also as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold, they planted, they builded;
29 But the same day that Lot went out of Sodom it rained fire and brimstone from heaven, and destroyed them all.
30 Even thus shall it be in the day when the Son of man is revealed.

>>19597214
1 Thessalonians 5:2-4
For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night.For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.But ye, brethren, are not in darkness, that that day should overtake you as a thief.

>– The international Day of Peace at the United Nations is Sept 21, 2017 which they have every year but the theme in 2017 is “Together for Peace: Respect, Safety and Dignity for All.” this year. 1 Thessalonians 5:3 – Says For when they shall say, PEACE AND SAFETY, then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child and they shall not escape.

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>>19579045
Oh shit... Japan better get their shit together before then.

23rd september following an total eclipse

923 September 23 Hidden end times messages in a 1986 movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNurHaPYHwA

>>19597025
Audience channel

>>19578179
Nothing absolutely nothing.

>>19596000
We'll see on the 23rd, asshole.

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>>19580516
What is this booklet thing called!?

>>19579063
Have fun! I'll be at a baptism in Massachusetts.

>>19581544
This.

>>19583672
EDGY

>>19591307
Thanks, professor.

>>19596551
Correct.

>>19580355 fuck i live in rhode island

>>19597025
U-Verse too.

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>>19594501
>not spread BS on /x/

There goes my weekend.

>monkey-man hybrids will be spotted roaming the streets.
>200-500 nuclear missiles from unspecified location will be launch at the US
>the HAARP is going to create a massive superstorm that will result in 20,000-40,000 casualties
>failed trump assassination attempt
>the US economy is going to completely die and within a month this country will be an utter wasteland ridden with plague, packs of feral dogs, and a Purge-like human apocalypse of murder and cannibalism.

save this reply.

>>19583779
Damn

>>19578601
bounced on my frog's dick to this

Apparently Christ days will be BTFO?!?! Being one, I'm skeptical as always. Quite confirms

>>19599999
>>19578179
Some autistic shit

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>>19578179
probably ayy lmaos