Divine help - deities

>>19577472
>to pass a driving test
none. go to hell.

>>19577472
>Which God is worth worshipping for me to pass my driving test next week?
The God of studying the fucking driver's manual, you idiot.

>>19577472
Odin offers advice I hear

I passed my driving test the first time, you are a faggot.

Accept the lord your savior Jesus Christ. Worship him by bying yourself clean clothes, taking a shower every single day and actually studying whatever you need to know.

>>19577472
if you are unable to pass a driving test without divine intervention, you never touch an automobile again.

holy fuck.

>>19577476
>>19577578
>>19577546
I'm from a totalitarian corrupt 3rd world country shithole and have no corruption money. I need to pass as a good driver but the instructors are shit payed so they try to squeeze cash out of you unless you drive flawlessly.

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>>19577472
Ignore the sceptic LARPers and worship the most obvious god for you needs.

>>19577491
This, Burn a little wood, tobacco and hair. While it's burning ask odin for wisdom and to remember what you studied in the book.

>>19577472
Trust Jesus, he is a good deity, demons fear him. He will guide you. He has many names through different Pagan Religions, such as Bai Ulgen in tengrism

>>19577472
Underage b&

you made me laugh

Follow yourself and find your path to purify your ego

>>19577600
>3rd world shithole

why the fuck do you need a licence anyway then?

what country