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>>19575634
Spirituality in itself can be considered "paranormal"

Time of enlightenment is coming. Now, that's not just a religious meaning.

But people are becoming aware and speak about it in the only way the can. /x/ is a pretty friendly community compared to other places of 4chan, or the internet.

The anonymous messaging system lets people convey opinions and debates equally.

>>19575634
the christfaggotry seems to ebb and flow in it's intensity here.

many christians i've known are fascinated by the paranormal, but usually fearful of it as satanic.

>>19575634

*Checks the Bible for paranormal activity*

Genesis

1 Creation of the world.
5:19–24 Translation of Enoch to be with God.
7:9–12, 17–24 The Noahic Flood.
11:1, 5–9 The Judgement on the Tower of Babel.
12:10–20 Plagues on Pharaoh for taking Abraham’s wife.
17:15–19; 18:10–14
21:1–8 Sarah’s conception of Isaac.
19:9–11 Angels blind the Sodomites.
19:15–29 The destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah.
19:24–26 Lot’s wife turned to salt.

So you would categorise ghost / demons as paranormal but not holy angels? interesting. Everything doesn't have to be "creepy" to be considered paranormal

>>19575634
I guess religion technically goes on /his/ now that that exists, but we've always had religious threads here. This was just the best available niche. We've had schizos posting Bible infographics since pretty much day one.

Think about it, you wouldn't say that Satanism threads don't belong here, right? So why would you think that Christianity threads don't belong here? Step back from your personal bias and you have to either say it's both or neither.

Also, maybe look up the definition of the word paranormal. InigoMontoya.jpg

>>19575665

Exodus

3:1–15 The Burning Bush.
4:1–5 Moses’ rod turned into a serpent and back.
4:6–7 Moses’ hand become leprous and is restored.
7:10–12 Aaron’s rod turns into a serpent and swallows up the rods of the Egyptian sorcerers.
7:19–24 Water in Egypt turned into blood.
8:5–7; 12–13 Frogs brought forth on the land of Egypt.
8:16–18 Lice are brought forth on the land of Egypt.
8:20–24 Swarms of flies are brought forth on Egypt but not on the land of Goshen.
9:1–7 Murrian (deadly pestilence) is brought on the cattle of the Egyptians, but not on Israel’s cattle.
9:8–11 Ashes produce boils on the Egyptians but not on Israel’s men and animals.
9:22–26 A terrible storm of thunder, hail, and fire which ran along the ground.
10:3–19 A plague of locusts on the Egyptians.
10:21–23 A plague of darkness was brought on the Egyptians while Israel had light.
12:29–30 Slaying the first born children.
13:21–22 The pillar of cloud led Israel by day, and the fire led them by night.
14:19–20 The angel of the Lord protects Israel from the Egyptians.
14:21–29 The parting of the Red Sea.
15:23–25 Sweetening of the bitter waters of Marah.
16:12–13 The camp of Israel is covered with quail.
16:14–15 Manna is provided for Israel to eat.
17:5–6 Moses strikes the rock and water is provided.
17:8–16 Remarkable victory over Amalek.
19:16–18 Fire and smoke engulf Mount Sinai.
19:19–25 God answers Moses from the Mount.
20:1–17 God gives the Ten Commandments to Moses.

>>19575676

Leviticus

9:23–24 Fire from the Lord consumes the burnt offering.
10:1–7 The fatal judgment upon Nadab and Abihu.
Numbers

11:1–2 Fire from God to consume murmuring Israelites.
12:10–15 Miriam is made leprous and is healed.
16:35 Fire from the Lord consumes 250 men who offered incense.
16:28–33 Korah and his rebels are swallowed by the earth.
16:46–48 The plague stopped by the offering of incense.
17:8 Aaron’s rod buds.
20:7–11 Moses strikes the rock to bring forth water.
21:6–9 Healing by looking at the brass serpent.
22:21–35 Balaam’s donkey speaks.
Joshua

3:14–17 The waters of the Jordan are divided.
5:13–15 The appearance of the Captain of the Lord’s hosts.
6 The fall of Jericho.
10:12–14 The sun stands still upon Gibeon.
Judges

2:1–5 The Angel of the Lord appears to Israel.
3:8–11 The Spirit of the Lord comes upon Othniel.
3:31 Shamgar slays 600 Philistines with an ox-goad.
6:11–24 The Angel of the Lord appears to Gideon.
6:36–40 The sign of Gideon’s fleece.
7:15–25 God delivers Midian into the hands of Gideon.
13:3–21 The Angel of the Lord appears to Manoah.
14:5–6 Samson slays the young lion.
15:14–17 Samson slays the Philistines with the jawbone of a donkey.
16:3 Samson tears down the city gate and carries it away.
16:27–31 Samson causes the collapse of the temple of Dagon.
1 Samuel

3:2–10 The voice of God calling Samuel.
5:1–5 The overturning of the god, Dagon.
5:6–12 Philistines in Ashdod smitten with tumors.
6:19 The Lord smites the men of Beth-Shemesh.
28:15–20 Samuel appears from the dead to rebuke Saul.
2 Samuel

6:6–7 The Lord fatally smites Uzzah.

>>19575680

1 Kings

3:3–28 God gives Solomon great wisdom.
17:1 Elijah prays and rain does not come for 3 years.
17:2–6 Elijah is fed by the ravens.
17:8–16 Meal and oil are supplied for the widow of Zarephath.
17:17–24 Elijah raises the widow’s son.
18:17–38 Fire from heaven consumes the sacrifice of Elijah on Mt. Carmel.
18:41–46 Elijah prays and God sends an abundance of rain in response.
19:5–8 Elijah is fed by the Angel of the Lord.
2 Kings

1:9–15 Fire from heaven consumes two captains and their men.
2:7–8 Elijah parts the waters of the Jordan and walks across on dry ground.
2:11 Elijah is taken up into heaven in a chariot of fire.
2:13–14 Elisha parts the waters of the Jordan.
2:19–22 Elisha heals the waters of Jericho.
2:24 Blasphemous youths killed by she bears.
3:15–20 Ditches are mysteriously filled with water.
4:1–7 A widow’s oil pot is refilled with oil by God.
4:8–17 Elisha prophesies and the Shunammite woman bears a son.
4:32–37 Elisha raises the Shunammite’s son.
4:38–41 Elisha detoxifies the poisonous pottage.
4:42–44 One hundred men are abundantly fed with 20 loaves of bread and 20 ears of corn.
5:1–14 Naaman is healed of leprosy.
5:27 Gehazi is struck with leprosy.
6:5–7 Iron axe head floats on water.
6:16–17 Elisha’s servant’s vision of the mountain full of horses and chariots of fire.
6:18 The Syrian army is struck with blindness.
6:19–20 God opens the eyes of the Syrians after Elisha leads them into Samaria.
13:20–21 A dead man is raised by contact with elisha’s bones.
20:9–11 Ahaz’s sundial returns backward by ten degrees.
Job

38–42:6 God speaks to Job from the whirlwind.
Isaiah

1:1 Isaiah’s vision concerning Jerusalem.
6 Isaiah’s vision of the Lord.
Exekiel

1 Exekiel has a vision of God’s glory.

>>19575684

Daniel

2:26–45 Daniel recounts and interprets Nebuchadnezzar’s dream.
3:14–30 Three Hebrew youths delivered from the fiery furnace.
5:5 The handwriting on the wall.
6:16–23 Daniel saved from the lions.
7:1–8:14 Daniel’s visions.
9:20–27 Daniel’s vision of the 70 weeks.
10:1–12:13 Further visions of Daniel.
Jonah

1:4–16 Tempestous storm from God to arrest the fleeing Jonah.
1:17 The Lord prepared a great fish to swallow Jonah.
4:6 The Lord prepares a gourd to shade Jonah.
4:7 The Lord prepared a worm to smite the gourd.
4:8 The Lord prepared a vehement east wind.

>>19575688

Matthew Mark Luke John Description
1:11–19 An angel of the lord appears to Zacharias.
1:20–22 Zacharias is struck dumb.
1:26–38 Angel of the Lord appears to Mary.
1:64 Zacharias healed of dumbness.
2:9–15 Angels appear to shepherds.
3:16–17 1:9–11 3:21–23 Holy Spirit decended as a Dove, and a voice from Heaven spoke.
4:11 1:13 Angels minister to Jesus after the temtation.
1:42–48 Jesus sees Nathanael under the fig tree.
2:1–11 Water turned into wine.
2:23 Jesus performs many signs.
4:46–53 Nobleman’s sone healed.
4:30 Jesus escapes from the hostile crowd.
5:6 Catching a draught of fish.
1:23–25; 4:33–35 Casting out an unclean spirit.
8:14–15 1:30–31 4:38–39 Healing Peter’s mother-in-law.
8:16 1:32–34 4:40 Healing many sick people.

>>19575694

4:23–24 1:39 Jesus heals all manner of sickness and casts out many demons.
8:2–3 1:40–42 5:12–13 Cleansing a leper.
9:2 2:3–5 5:18–20 Healing a paralytic.
5:6–9 Healing an infirmed man at Bethseda.
12:9–13 3:1–5 6:6–10 Healing the man’s withered hand.
12:15 3:10 Healing of many people.
8:5–13 7:1–10 Healing a centurion’s servant.
7:11–15 Raising a widow’s son at Nain.
12:22 Casting out a demon from a blind mute.
8:23–26 4:35–39 8:22–24 Stilling the storm on the sea of Galilee.
8:28–32 5:6–13 8:28–33 Casting out the demons and allowing them to enter swine.
9:23–25 5:35–42 8:49–55 Raising the ruler’s daughter.
9:20–22 5:25–34 8:43–48 Healing the woman with an issue of blood.
9:27–30 Healing two blind men.
6:5 Jesus heals a few sick people in Nazareth.
9:32–33 Casting out a demon from a deaf mute.
9:35 Jesus heals the sick in many cities.
14:14 Jesus heals the sick among the great multitude.
14:15–21 6:35–44 9:10–17 6:5–13 Feeding the five thousand.
14:25 6:48 6:19 Walking on the sea.
14:35–36 6:55–56 Healing of many at Gennesaret.
15:21–28 7:24–30 Healing the Canaanite woman’s daughter.
7:31–35 Healing a deaf mute.
15:30–31 Jesus heals many among a great multitude.

>>19575634
>Religion isn't paranormal
kek

>>19575697

15:32–38 8:1–8 Feeding the four thousand.
8:22–25 Healing a blind man at Bethsaida.
17:1–8 9:2–8 9:28–36 Jesus’ transfiguration.
17:14–18 9:17–27 9:38–42 Healing the Epileptic boy.
17:24–27 Temple tax in the fish’s mouth.
9:1–7 Healing a man born blind.
11:14 Curing a demon-possessed, blind mute.
13:11–13 Healing an infirmed woman.
14:2–4 Healing a man with dropsy.
11:43–44 Raising Lazarus.
17:12–14 Cleansing ten lepers.
19:1–2 Jesus heals many at the borders of Judea.
20:30–34 Healing the two blind men.
21:14 18:35 Jesus heals the blind and the lame man in the temple.
21:18–19 11:12–14; 20 Withering the fig tree.
12:28–29 A voice from Heaven.
22:51 Restoring a servant’s ear.
27:51 15:38 23:45 The Veil of the Temple is torn from top to bottom.
27:51 A great earthquake, and the rocks were broken.
27:52–53 The tombs were opened and many of the dead are raised.
28:1–10 16:1–8 24:1–12 20:1–9 The resurrection of Jesus.
28:1–7 An angel rolls the stone from the grave and speaks to the women.
28:5–8 16:5–7 24:4–8 Angelic appearance to those at the sepulcher.
20:11–13 Two angels appear to Mary.
16:9 20:14–17 Jesus appears to Mary Magdalene.
28:9–10 Jesus appears to the women.
16:12 24:13–35 Jesus appears to the two on the road to Emmaus.
20:19–23 Jesus appears to 10 apostles.
28:16–20 16:14–18 24:36–49 20:26–31 Jesus appears to 11 apostles.
21:1–25 Jesus appears to 7 apostles.
21:6 Miraculous catch of fish

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>>19575665
This is all fiction, triggered christfag. I'm glad you classify your lord and savior in the same category as grey aliens, the loch ness monster, telekinesis, etc

>>19575702

You are either not paying attention or incredibly stupid. I'm making the point that the entire Bible is full of supernatural/paranormal crap.

>>19575711
You shouldn't call any body stupid if you believe any of that happened

>>19575747
he was just pointing it out, that it is indeed "paranormal"

you are simple minded

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>>19575634
not all christians believe that

>>19575666
dem specific trips tho

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>>19575666 (nice trips of satan)
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>>19575849
I agree with OP there are way more threads about religion and spiritualism than paranormal apparitions like ghost/creatures/UFO. I DON'T even consider Alex Jones to be paranormal.

Also, anything paranormal that associates itself with real religion is prelest/blasphemy at best, especially coming from this board.

WHERE ARE MY REAL PARANORMAL ANOMALIES CAUGHT?

>>19575634
Satanism is a religion
Zoroastrianism is a religion
Cabala is a religion
You single out Christianity, yet every religion deals with the paranormal and informs what "magic" is

>>19575634
wtf jesus has tattoos?

>>19575702
>this is all fiction
I wish I could be there to drink your tears when you beg God for mercy

>>19575747
Why, why do you think I believe any of that?

All I did was point out that fairy tale is full of paranormal stories.

If i grafted armor and razor blades onto a rattlesnake would that be paranormal or abnormal?

>>19575634
Get your own drugs Jesus!

>>19576603
what a heartless and cruel thing to say.

>>19576603
Wow, you're almost as twisted and sadistic as the Muslims that make up IsIs...

>>19575634
They have their own board on otherchan. They're trying to find places to "raid" (though they don't actually think of it as raiding because they can't process the idea that a tool is separate from the intent it's used with and obviously moral high ground delusion) and they keep coming back to /x/ as a result. Literally nobody else will have them.

>>19575634

Shit. Stop Jesus I've been sucking dick all night for this. Get your own

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>>19575634
Believing in God is not solely Christianity you pleb.

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>>19577302
Where you in that thread? Kek.

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>>19575887
lol everyone knows ghosts and aliens are just demons! It says it in the Bibble!

>>19578331

It actually says "watch out for those visitors from other planets, they're really demons!"

Most of Christfaggotry is just shitposting, and the rest of it is shilling because anything which can be made Christian comes under the power of Semites and therefore is nullified or turned into a pawn for their usage. This applies to people and institutions.

>>19578759
Or maybe it's because a biblical worldview makes the most sense of that which is both paranormal and physical to some people.

>>19578820
Those people are idiots infected with the false beliefs of Semites, thus making them shills against their own will. However, it's quite clear from the nature of Christfag posts that the overwhelming majority are not simply idiots with Christian views. The breakdown would be something like 70% shitposting, 29% shilling, and 1% idiocy.

>>19578862
>false beliefs of Semites
Such as?

>>19578875
Well the biggest would have to be the fictional figure of Yeshua which was constructed over hundreds of years as revealed by the Dead Sea materials.

>>19578889
So the secular historians of the time were lying about the figure of Jesus, or did Jews twist this around and fit it to their own desires, or something else entirely?

>>19575634
I see a lot of paranormal examples from the bible given here.

If YOU want a REAL one, read this verse alone over and over.

Mark 1:2

>>19577237
>raid
They call it proselytizing. They do it anywhere, even (and especially) where they aren't wanted.

>>19578898
It's likely that the very few historical accounts which exist refer to one of the many Semitic rebels from the era, the Essenes having written about one such "martyred son of god" around 300 BC and including prototypes of parts of the gospels including sermons later to be attributed to Yeshua. The Semitic rebel became an archetypal figure whose worship was developed into an organized cult by later Semites to bring stability following the destruction of their temple in 70AD with the canon gospels being completed decades to centuries afterward.

>>19575634
Been looking at that pic OP
There's some serious shit going on in that house.

H, snow, whiskey, gambling cigarettes, I bet that fucking skull is a real skull. Not from hot topic.
And I bet that gun is loaded with bullets.

Dude has some nunchucks on the door knob holy shit.

Someone's been pinned from behind against that door and fucker even has a stolen walmart candle.

(S'murica is on the wall)

>>19575634
"...as the two men struggled, Jesus maneuvered behind the robber and applied the Vulcan Nerve Pinch. However the positioning was slightly off, giving the robber just enough time to inject Jesus' forearm with his heroin needle."

>>19578925
So, for you, the accounts of Tacitus, Josephus are just twisted around to suit The New Testament which itself was formed decades after the fall of Jerusalem?
Do you agree with any of the following statements Josephus, Tacitus, and the Gospels share in what Jesus was like, if he existed?

His personal name was Jesus, as Josephus informs us.

He was called Christos in Greek, which is a translation of the Hebrew word Messiah, both of which mean “anointed” or “(the) anointed one,” as Josephus states and Tacitus implies, unaware, by reporting, as Romans thought, that his name was Christus.

He had a brother named James (Jacob), as Josephus reports.

He won over both Jews and “Greeks” (i.e., Gentiles of Hellenistic culture), according to Josephus, although it is anachronistic to say that they were “many” at the end of his life. Large growth in the number of Jesus’ actual followers came only after his death.

Jewish leaders of the day expressed unfavorable opinions about him, at least according to some versions of the Testimonium Flavianum.

Pilate rendered the decision that he should be executed, as both Tacitus and Josephus state.

His execution was specifically by crucifixion, according to Josephus.

He was executed during Pontius Pilate’s governorship over Judea (26–36 C.E.), as Josephus implies and Tacitus states, adding that it was during Tiberius’s reign.

>>19578960
Parts of the NT including the basic outline of the messianic figure and several sermons existed hundreds of years before the fall of Jerusalem. It is a cult which coalesced over a long period of time with little evidence for the existence of any single man named Yeshua, but plenty of evidence that Yeshua is a culture hero derived from a Semitic messianic tradition combined with motifs from various other religions in a similar manner to how the Mosaic tradition was structured as an amalgam of Egyptian, Persian, and Sumerian beliefs with several instances of direct plagiarism.

The Abrahamic tradition is garbage in its entirety, a series of cults invented by Semites for the purposes of social control rather than expressions of divine truth.

>>19579005
I see, thank you for your reply! I hope you find what you're looking for, wherever that may be :) .

>>19575634
>I haven't been here for a year,
That was best year in history of /x/ when you were away from here.
There was no stupid whining and bitching and now you ruined everything after you comeback from prison.
Hope you will disappear soon again. This time forever.

Is christianity a religion picked by ignorance on spirituality and such?

>>19575634
The paranormal is taught to religious retarded to be forbidden, so they might not find out religion is Dark Magik.
If they knew, they would not be so naive and easy to control.

>>19579005
Yeah, all of that "plagiarism" isn't plagiarism, after Christ all Gnostic religions made their God's suddenly adopt aspects of Christ, this is something you should already know if you have done extensive research on the mysteries.

>>19575711
Godbless you child. 4444

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it seems like all paranormal boards get overidden with christfaggotry and then any and all discussion of the occult or paranormal topics turns into "ETs are just fallen angels" and boring shit like that

and it's not good faith discussion, it's proselytizing

go back 2 GLP Christfags

>>19577192
It'd be sick as fuck.

>>19580825

> Gets called a child for thinking selling your own daughter as a sex slave (Exodus 21:1-11) is wrong... Or child abuse (Judges 11:29-40 & Isaiah 13:16) or and bashing babies against rocks (Hosea 13:16 & Psalms 137:9).
According to the Bible, you can rape any girl you want, then simply pay her father a little silver and she is your sex slave. Forever. (Deuteronomy 22:28-29)

This type of twisted and sadistic behavior should shock any moral person. Christians and Muslims really do believe in the same God, only difference between you and Isis is you don't follow your gods laws anymore.
I mean seriously, the Bible says you can take female prisoners of war and use them as sex slaves through forced marriage after you humiliated them thoroughly. (Deuteronomy 21:10-14)

>>19580825
>>19581004

"But that's the old testament" Jesus changed everything...
In numbers 23:19 it says that God cannot and does not ever change his mind.
besides,
The old testament called jesus a false profit...

>Deuteronomy 13 1-5
If a prophet, or one who foretells by dreams, appears among you and announces to you a sign or wonder, 2 and if the sign or wonder spoken of takes place, and the prophet says, “Let us follow other gods” (gods you have not known) “and let us worship them,” 3 you must not listen to the words of that prophet or dreamer. The Lord your God is testing you to find out whether you love him with all your heart and with all your soul. 4 It is the Lord your God you must follow, and him you must revere. Keep his commands and obey him; serve him and hold fast to him. 5 That prophet or dreamer must be put to death for inciting rebellion against the Lord your God, who brought you out of Egypt and redeemed you from the land of slavery. That prophet or dreamer tried to turn you from the way the Lord your God commanded you to follow. You must purge the evil from among you.

"if the sign or wonder spoken of takes place" Jesus did perform many great miracles...

"gods you have not known"
Nobody knew who jesus was before he show up and yet today people pray to him and most go as far as to say he is god.

What is the first and most important commandment?
>You shall have no other gods before Me"
almost every christian today prays either to or through jesus.. braking the first commandment.

"tried to turn you from the way the Lord your God commanded you to follow"
People come up with all kinds of apologetics today on why they don't have to live by the old testament laws and commandments... and the answer is always "Jesus"..

"You must purge the evil from among you" people like to point the finger at who it was that killed jesus, but they were kinda commanded by God...

>>19581006
First Jesus was created after Mary left him she realized she did want a man with a shit ton of wives. Second Jesus was created because of Mary Jesus was able to change his ways and realized he felt empty without her. All the women in the world can never account for something that was real. Because sex is just sex at the end of the day and without that chemical reaction it will only give you temporary joy followed by emptiness. Humans know all about this shit.

>>19581052

Or far more likely, Mary was raped by a Roman soldier and if you actually read the Bible you know that the penalty for being raped back then was public humiliation torture and then to be stoned to death... So she lied and instead of admitting she was raped, said that it was a miracle pregnancy. And the rest is well, history.

>>19581084
Mary was not raped by a Roman soldier that is a lie. She was impregnated by the Holy Spirit that brought Jesus into the world

>>19581107

Or maybe her being impregnated by the Holy Spirit is a lie? Her being raped does seem to make a lot of sense.

>>19581211
It makes far more sense that nothing of the sort happened at all and the notion of a virgin birth was merely incorporated to bolster the significance of a mythology which was being woven over top the archetypal figure of Semitic revolutionaries who were opposed to foreign occupiers and those sects of Yahwehism which collaborated rather than rebelling.

>>19581238

I agree with you, anon. The poster I responded to is clearly deluded, however. I was trying to be a little more careful in the phrasing.

>>19575634
Christianity is by nature paranormal. The only Christians who say paranormal goes against Christianity are mostly just old people who don't understand what it means and by reflex call it satanic.

What's with the influx of fags who complain about things that were always here as if those things are new?

That said, fuck christfags

Ban everyone in this thread

>>19575634
>Goddammit Jesus stop stealing my heroin

>>19575634
How exactly does the paranormal go against Christian beliefs? Engaging in things like divination and forms of witchcraft are against Christianity but there's nothing in the bible against discussing them. Plus Christians have an imperative to witness to others about the good news.

The good news is that Jesus loves us and doesn't want to send us to hell. He wants you to make the right choice and give your life to Him. Won't you seek the Father and secure your eternal life? This life is here today and gone tomorrow. No amount of money can change that. Nothing outside of faith in God (the true God) can prepare you for life after death.


Here is a video of a man that died and was resuscitated. Note that when you are resuscitated it is because CLINICAL DEATH has occurred. The heart stops beating. Breathing stops. You are STONE DEAD. Not "near death". This is true clinical death.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-D81wD_c4o

>>19581317
God made everything, including all the plants that drugs come from... Man (the govt) made drugs illegal... Do the math.

>>19581084
Jew detected. That lie has been spread by Jews for thousands of years. Go back to bed, Shlomo. Go back to reading your Satanic Talmud.

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>>19581380

Lol. All the lies in Bible were created by the Jews. They created Christianity for the same reason they created Islam, political, social and economic instability in all the countries that it infects, that's how they take over. It was working for a while but instead of destroying the culture of Rome it largely adopted it. Christianity backfired in (((their))) faces so (((they))) made v2.0, Islam. You are just as much a puppet to (((them))) as all the brain washed sheeple in Islam, only differences is you have pagan western values from the Roman empire still with you. Free yourself, (((they))) are the monopoly on religion... All Abrahamic religions come from (((them))).

>>19581492

See here. >>19581501

Before the Jews were there were still people worshipping the one true God. There is proof.

>>19581492
When the pastor says not to jack off to trap porn and hentai

>>19575634
It's as grounded in reality as ghosts, the Illuminati or the Mandela Effect, especially the "I totes had a vision from da lawd that Judgement Day is happening on [date]!" and "I died and went to heaven and talked to Jervis, 4 realsies u guize!" bullshit.

>>19575684
>Blasphemous youths
>Blasphemous
They literally just said "Where ya going, baldie?"

>>19581724
yeah but they have lots of other places to discuss their own brand of bullshit

>>19581617
Jesus is a lie.

>>19581753
If you reject Jesus you will be hellbound, Repent

>>19581788
You mean Sheol; Hell is derived from the Norse Hel. Stop trying to mix Semitic bullshit with the truths our ancestors knew before the invasion of foreign falsehoods.

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>>19575849
Only Heretics don't believe it :^)
The Resurrection is paranormal strictly speaking, it is the basis of Christianity.
If you don't believe in it and Jesus was the son of God and divine, you are not a Christian.
Going to leave a Bible quote here while i'm at it
>because ye know it, and that no lie is of the truth.
22 Who is a liar but he that denieth that Jesus is the Christ? He is antichrist, that denieth the Father and the Son.
23 Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father: (but) he that acknowledgeth the Son hath the Father also. (John 2: 21-23)
Jews are satanic, they follow the Babylonian talmud

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>>19578889
>(((Dead sea scrolls)))

Also watch this if you want to know more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9Tn8bvV5s8
>>19578759
How are we shitposting by telling you the truth. Just because you don't believe it doesn't make it shitposting anon.

>>19577192
RoboSnake is the LAW

>>19575634
FUCKING CHRISTFAGS IN MY SAFESPACE!!!

>>19581826
Hell is real & was originally created for satan & his angels. It's in the scriptures. Do not be deceived

Matthew 25:41- Then he will say to those on his left, 'Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.

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>>19578898
How is Christianity a kike religion if we specifically call (((them)) out. People who psot this never give first hand sources, just something they watch on Zeitgiest or pagan cuck ((Varg)))

> 9 I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.(Revelation 2:9)
>9 Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.(Revelation 2:9)

Jesus is pretty spooky, OP.

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>>19578960
To emphasize your point. People will exhalt the Dead sea scrolls and "forbidden history" and give one thought to discredit years of reliable knowledge.

>>19581867
If you put echoes on Dead Sea materials, you have to put them on the Bible and NT as well. All of these things were written by vile Semites.

>>19581873
Hell is literally nowhere to be found in the scriptures, it is a term derived from the Norse Hel. The Hebraic underworld is called Sheol, which was later translated to Hades.

>>19581880
>How is Christianity a kike religion
Yeshua is a Semitic character, as should be obvious from his name. This character was first written of by the Semitic sect known as the Essenes, and would later be compiled into broader myth by more Semites. Yeshua is of the same race as kikes, as were his followers. Sectarian in-fighting between Semites does not suddenly make one sect non-Semitic.

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>>19581903
New Testament was written in Greek, most people would have called him something similar to Jesus.

>>19581788
I'm not going to hell at all.
I've reached samadhi (moksha).
It is you who has gotten the wrong religion.

>>19581903
The scriptures talks about eternal fire, eternal punishment, torment, no rest day or night forever regardless if the specific word "Hell" isn't there.

>>19581913
The NT was translated into Greek because that was the scholarly language of the era and the purpose of the Christian cult is to subvert all cultures. The Dead Sea materials revealed that the NT is based on earlier Hebrew texts. Yeshua was not called by any name because he did not exist, the name was constructed later to fit the mythology based on its Hebraic meaning.

>>19581919
Repent Jesus is the only way to heaven all other paths lead to destruction.

>>19581946
Your path leads to destruction.

>>19581955
>t. Reprobate

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>>19581943
>Jesus didn't exist
That's literally we WUZ tier. No one would seriously argue he wasn't real.
https://www.bethinking.org/jesus/ancient-evidence-for-jesus-from-non-christian-sources

>>19581903
>The Hebraic underworld is called Sheol, which was later translated to Hades.

Those aren't "hell". Hell is Gehenna, the lake of fire.

Hades/Sheol are just holding cells. One side good, the other side torment.

>>19581903
Yeshoshua, Jesus, is Jewish. But not Essene. John the Baptist may have been influenced by the Essenes, but not Jesus. Jesus knew He was the one and only Messiah; the Essenes thought there would be two.

Hence John the Baptist, from prison, asking Jesus if there would be another, a second, messiah, and Jesus saying "no".

Your hatred of Jews will lead you to hell. Dumb move.

>>19581955
Jesus is the only one who paid for your sins. If you reject him & choose false Gods / beliefs you will have to pay for your own sins. God doesn't desire to condemn you he provided a way for you to be saved. but if you reject Jesus your forcing his hand

>>19581977
Jesus was a deceiver.

>>19581880
The jewish scriptures that are collectively called the bible are dialectical in character, weaving back and forth between condemning jews, as in the passage you have quoted there, and passages exalting them, like this one here:
>John 4:22 Ye worship ye know not what: we know what we worship: for salvation is of the Jews.
On the whole, the book is 70% pro-jew, 30% anti-jew, and that works out very well for them.
Remember, the christian drinks the blood and eats the flesh of the eternal jew jesus in order to get into heaven and avoid eternal damnation.
That's a very powerful suggestion you submit yourself to, one that your subconscious mind takes very seriously, and it keeps you from doing anything IRL to counter their schemes.

Bottom line is, you can dismiss out of hand any particular instance of pro-jew or anti-jew reference in the bible as cherrypicking, but you cannot deny the totality of its contents and character, its demonstrably jewish origin and undeniably pro-jewish, goy-submissive message.

>>19581982
Your mind is so twisted.

>>19581985
>Remember, the christian drinks the blood and eats the flesh of the eternal jew jesus in order to get into heaven and avoid eternal damnation.

that's a pagan belief the Catholics continue

Catholics are not Christians.

>>19581985
>goy-submissive message.

I would absolutely deny that. In many instances God raises up "goy" or Gentile or Non-Jew countries to come up against Israel and defeat her.

>>19581985
It's more than just a subconscious influence, worship of and communion with a fictional Semitic idol and a Semitic tribal deity corrupt the souls of men such that they take on aspects of that evil race. This is why Christianity has been a force of treason which has caused its adherents to murder their kin and overturn their own traditions in favor of Semitic traditions, resulting in the dissolution of ethnostates and the establishment of global Semitic hegemony.

The Abrahamic tradition, including Christianity, is the pinnacle expression of the regressive force driving this Kali Yuga and thus a new golden era will not be obtained until Christianity is removed from our cultures along with all other Semitic influences and the Semites themselves. Christcucks are slaves to the enemy whose every effort will be turned to their benefit and prolong the disordered state of the world in which Semites rule our nations.

>>19581982
Jesus is not a deceiver, Satan is a deceiver, don't allow him to deceive you.

>Fundies think they can know anything about God's motivations and cosmic position

Why and how? I mean you could have something entirely supernatural and prophetic happen tomorrow and it wouldn't tell you anything about the purpose of the universe or God's nature.

>>19581788
Why do you want to worship a being that would gladly condemn 99.9% of the people who ever have lived and ever will live? How is It in any way good or benevolent?

>>19583347
Its good but its not benevolent. Why should god be benevolent towards pure unapologetic evil?

>>19581873
Proof?
>DA BIBLE!
Nope, you can't use the book making the claim as the proof of said claim. If you get to do that, I get to use the Discworld novels to prove the existence of the Oh God of Hangovers.

>>19581880
>How is Christianity a kike religion
It's from the same source material, you moron. There's a REASON that Judaism, Islam, and Christianity fall into the category of Abraham religions.

>>19583355
why would god create that evil (or tolerate) in the first place?

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>>19583369
Jews take the Babylonian Talmud, Zohar and Kaballah as thier holy books. They use the Torah as a front and justification for the land of Israel.
Pic unrelated but important

Idk but its infuriating. The demons will prevail.

>fucks everyone around with super dramatic fruit arc
>Jews walking on eggshells trying to obey God and he's like "oh you thought I meant that? Yeah nah"
>visits plague on unrelated third parties
>meanwhile asking for perpetual slaughter of lower order creatures
>blames us for fruit debacle despite not having the agency to understand disobeying god is wrong prior to eating fruit
>comes down to earth to tell us we're basically going to be taking it up the ass forever if we don't do exactly as he says
>culminates in ultimate act of passive aggression. Religion based on: "Look what you made me do" (despite being infinitely powerful being)

Nope, this isn't the most depressing situation I've ever heard of. That atheism stuff is way more bleak for sure

>>19583385
he doesn't tolerate it, that's why he casts it out of his presence forever. And create it? Are you fucking kidding me.

>>19583355
For the possibility of change the only time one should put something down is if their actions have no intention of stopping for it is their actions that led them their. If they still wish to continue after the warning then that is when they sealed their one fate but you should always give them an option to stop.

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>>19583347
>For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. (John 3:16)

Literally all you have to do to be saved is believe in the Lord Jesus Christ, but many don't. They take the word of man above the Bible.
>Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat:
14 Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.
15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.(Matthew 7:13-15)

There are many false Christians out there who are only by name who say they know Jesus but don't actually follow his teachings.
>Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.(Matthew 7:21-23)
>I never knew you
Not I used to know you, I never did

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>>19583415
Yes he was obviously very concerned about getting that word out there with those rickety slow moving catholic ships.

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>>19583406
By allowing it to exist period, he's tolerating it.

>>19583397
>visits plague on unrelated third parties
Didn't happen, there's no records to indicate the Israelites were ever in Egypt. It's quite clear that the Exodus is a conflation of the return from Babylonian captivity with an older story of a Mosaic figure who stole sacred technology from Egypt.

>>19583415
>They take the word of man above the Bible
>They take the word of man over the text written by Semites

>>19583437
then I guess its a good thing he does because otherwise we'd already be in hell

>>19575634
Jesus really is a jew. Stealing dude's fix is not cool.

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>>19578331
>>19578359

>>19583442
I meant specifically when David took the census. Believe me I read the thing.

>>19583395
No no they won't unless they wanna be the good guy demons will not prevail.

>>19583415
Again, 99.9% of people who have or will have lived are going to hell, by your standards. That isolated tribe in the middle of Bumfuck, Nowhere that's never heard of a Jesus Christ? Eternal suffering. That loving, kind, generous father from a non-Christian country? Let's turn the oven up to 11.

>>19583406
His presence? Surely all of creation is his presence, no? And where did it come from if not from the Creator being who ostensibly created the universe?

>>19583469
that's an exaggeration if we're talking about just whoever has heard of the messiah. But if you figure in the lukewarm church and God's pickiness its probably a good ballpark estimate. I don't know where this omnibenevolence stuff comes from. Most of the book is people being BTFO and even I Have No Mouth ended with only one person being tormented eternally.

>>19583499
what about all that makes you want to support that and devote your mental/emotional energy to it?

Like nothing you mentioned is worthy of being worshipped

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>>19583469
Tough but fair question. Yes, most people will be going to hell. In the modern day and age, no one has not heard of Jesus, those who reject it will be damned,
The people of the olden times after Jesus but who never heard of them, I am not sure. But as we see in the Old Testament, God picked Israel because he knew they would follow him, implying other nations would have not. I can't try to understand the infinite(Alpha and Omega). Reading through this right now to help understand more.
http://www.apologeticspress.org/APContent.aspx?category=11&article=423

Shut the fuck up atheist faggot, God ain't dead yet. The king is coming and better be ready to get down with the program when does or you'll have alot to account for.

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>>19583504
God is what is.
>And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM: and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.(Exodus 3:14)
Doesn't matter if we like it or not. Fags don't like it because they know they are being degenerate. Liberals don't like facts about race, women don't want to admit they can't do all the things men can as a whole. That's just the way life is.
>For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.
20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved.
21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.(John 3:17-21)

>>19583444
And he can't just wave his hand and go "Sin's not even a thing anymore." because...? He's all-powerful, so needing to sacrifice himself to himself to make a loophole in the rules that he himself made and yet still allowing sin to be a thing is clearly bullshit.

>>19583510
The thing about Israel is incorrect. God didn't choose them because they would follow him, as proven by the many times they strayed away. He chose them because he had made a pact with Abraham because of Abraham's pure and good heart.

>>19583530
Ah yeah, you're a missionary dude. Between saving images of cartoon sex and ranting about minorities and women. Real inspirational, you should be proud.

Fact is, you should just admit to yourself the reason you're on /x/ in the first place is because you have doubt. You're curious and you're branching out in your belief system and it scares you. But that's good. Let it flow through you.

>>19583504
no I am not the guy. I am agreeing with you. I certainly hope this guy doesn't exist because if you read the text critically, the takeaway is we're all screwed. Tale of mankinds redemption my ass. You want a tale of redemption how about going through various stages of samsara including several millions of years in naraka until you are totally redeemed of all selfishness and cruelty. Not "you all suck too much so get in the pit".

>>19583534
You don't seem to understand. You don't get to question it; you just have to worship a fictional Semitic idol and a Semitic tribal deity. It doesn't matter that the text which is supposed to be the infallible word of Yahweh is filled with inaccuracies and contradictions as well as easily traced instances of various authorship traditions and revisions. Just shut up and bow to the Semite.

>>19583534
why should he? Because "muh feefees"?

>>19583510
So, being raised from birth to believe a different god's the same as saying "Fuck you, Yahweh, I don't owe you shit!", then? Yeah, no. Don't give me that "Everyone knows for a fact that God exists, but people pretend not to believe in him to (somehow) escape the consequences of not following his rules" bullshit, either.

>>19583558
Because you fucks use the words "All-powerful" and "All-loving" in association with him constantly. An all-loving god and a god that sends people to the eternal torture pit for crimes as petty and victimless as simple unbelief are mutually exclusive.

>>19583552
sorry! i totally agree

>>19583558
To an extent, yeah. Why willingly worship such a hateful being? I'm curious if you've even met non-Christians in your real life

>>19583584
well for what its worth, I don't think god loves everyone

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LxZKJSNVgqM

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>>19583545
> The LORD did not set his love upon you, nor choose you, because ye were more in number than any people; for ye were the fewest of all people:
8 But because the LORD loved you, and because he would keep the oath which he had sworn unto your fathers, hath the LORD brought you out with a mighty hand, and redeemed you out of the house of bondmen, from the hand of Pharaoh king of Egypt.
9 Know therefore that the LORD thy God, he is God, the faithful God, which keepeth covenant and mercy with them that love him and keep his commandments to a thousand generations;
Israel keeps commandments, God Blesses them. Then they stray, God kills a few and curses them. People go back to God. Rinse and Repeat. It's the whole, strong men create good times, good times create weak men cycle.
>>19583550
Never claimed to be one. Seeing how other flase Religions and divinity connect to the Bible. Also conspiracy theories, most boards don't allow for free discusiion. It was just a pic I saved.
>>19583565
Don't know how to answer that, I'm just a guy on /x/. Read some Christian aplogetics if you want thought out answers.

>>19583511
God's not dead[spoiler], he was never alive.[/spoiler]

>>19575634
We enslave God with every volt we generate. God is electromagnetism and we use it to shitpost on 4chan.

>>19583591
I'm literally crosseyed right now

>>19583597
Welp, it that doesn't motivate me to go into Shitpost Overdrive, I don't know what will.

>>19583610
Enjoy it...

>>19583592
>Read some Christian aplogetics if you want thought out answers.
I have, and they're crap. It's all just special pleading and outright avoiding giving an answer. There is literally NOTHING that can justify the existence of Hell.

>>19583637
Oh, I shall.

>>19583639
the only apologetic you need when it comes to something like that is you don't get to question God.

>>19583707
"Because shut up" is not an acceptable answer, sorry.

>>19583806
just repent you stupid bastard

>tfw cant stop thinking about fire insurance

Is it really so offensive that I don't want to burn forever?

>>19583815
I'm not bowing to a psychopath, sorry.

>>19583815
Also not an acceptable answer. Care to try again?

>>19583845
even if God were a psychopath would you have a better option? Everything is at stake.

>>19583879
Tyrants are to be defied, and I will not compromise all of the morals I believe in for a false paradise.

>>19583921
would you compromise them for a very real perdition?

>>19583879
Here's a question: Let's say Hitler comes back from the dead, takes over the world, and finds a way to keep everyone he finds undesirable alive literally forever while he inflicts the sickest, most twisted torture on them, but he also lets the people who accept and praise him as the rightful ruler of the world hang out in a special place. Is this fine?

>>19583943
Would you kill a bunch of children in cold blood if God came down from the heavens and ordered you to?

>>19583952
yes I would because I don't presume to know better than god

>>19575634
>I haven't been here for a year, but I suspect this shit came along with the influx of Trump supporters going to /pol/

There has literally never been a time that I've come to this board and not seen multiple Christianity related threads, and it's been at least 3 years.

>Religion isn't paranormal
Wrong, stop trying to censor shit you don't like

>>19583974
See, that's kind of why I want no part in your cult.

>>19583998
if you were being dangled over hell and God said a thousand children could go in your place (not that he would) you'd totally go for it so don't get all self righteous cunt.

>>19583987
Christfags were a lot rarer in the old days, but I attribute most of the increase simply to an increase in shitposting in general.

>>19584018
Nope. Mainly because that's not something that I can deal with having on my conscience, however much I might benefit, because I'm not a fucking psycho. Google "empathy" sometime, it'll make you less of a piece of shit.

>>19584018
Not even a question, fucking drop me. Paradise ain't worth the weight of a thousand children on my mind.

>>19584050
>He stopped responding

Good riddance. Can't stand these christboys. /x/ is slowly becoming /†/.

spooky place https://discord.gg/ytJsaqY

>>19584171
Found the applefag

>>19583974
>I don't presume to know better
Those children were demons.

>>19584171
https://youtu.be/MRiJSio7Yrw

/pol/ and /his/ say Christian threads belong here though

>>19584721
those boards are more popular tho reee

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>>19583948
>Hitler was a bad guy
>the Holocaust actually happened
You're on 4chan buddy.
God gives us out concept of good and evil, of we choose what is good and evil we fall into the moral relativism trick and become our own Gods. Satan tricked Eve with this(Adam was not decieved he will fully sinned), literally the oldest trick in the Book.

>>19583838
What is offensive is that you think that a belief in jeebus will avoid you landing in hell.

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>>19584171
You a Moloch worshipper?

>>19575711
the point is if you're a christfag and consider any of that paranormal, you're a blasphemer

There's nothing more annoying than a christfag, they base their faith in memorizing a book and get all high and mighty versus people who actually have spiritual experiences that validate their beliefs.

They even have to argue against science by how much of a lie their book is.

>>19585323
>Act of God
>Not paranormal
The state of /x/.

>>19585308
Thats right. Deal with it

>>19585355
But anon, you sound high and mighty yourself too.
And I don't have to argue against science at all. Maybe you should make some good christian friends instead of being brainwashed on 4chan all day

>>19585406
There are no good christians.

>>19578920
I must be really fucking dense because I don't get it

>>19585355
Science wont save anyone from judgement, Repent.

>>19585493
There won't be any judgement, it is stupid to think that we will spend millions of years reliving the lives of people so that their lives are judged, instead what happens is that if you do your spiritual practice and raise your kundalini you go to heaven, and if you don't, you don't go to heaven, very simple and easy and you can see for yourself if you have achieved it or not.

>>19585430
There are good Christians, but they're usually good people in spite of their religion, not because of it.

>>19585501
No one will escape Gods judgement including you, that "kundalini" stuff is a pagan practice & will not send you to heaven but on the path to destruction

>>19585430
Please stop this is so untrue. It is literally not possible to have met every Christian. So I am gonna call this a larp. 0/10 your not even trying.

>>19586006
>pagan

Irony

>>19586012
It's quite true. By definition, Christians worship a fictional Semitic idol and a Semitic tribal deity. Due to this, their souls are infected with the evil of the Semitic race. Such an influence is most easily observed in the number of lies which Christians propagate and the disingenuous manner in which they argue to defend those falsehoods. It becomes almost impossible to tell a Christcuck apart from a Semite when arguing.

I don't understand how anyone can love someone who threatens to torment them and everyone they love for eternity. That's like the very definition of someone I could never love.

Monotheism is for small-minded children.

>>19584721
Mythology actually belongs on /lit/

>>19587034
2 Peter 3:9 ~ The Lord is patient toward you, not wishing for any to perish but for all to come to repentance.

God provided a way for all people to be saved and enter his kindom, which is Jesus who paid for your sins, enduring tremendous pain so you wouldn't have to go to Hell.

>>19575702
>>19575634
What the fuck are r.eddit atheists doing on a paranormal board?

>>19587226
that's passive aggressive as fuck lol

>>19587310
It's hard to determine which part is more passive aggressive.
>"not wishing for any to perish," from the supposedly omnipotent creator who had to make people perishable and should be able to make it so none perish if it wishes
>having to incarnate a son to sacrifice to eliminate sin, which was created by Yahweh in the first place

Of course, then you realize the entire point is to make adherents into submissive bitches so that Semites can rule over them.

>>19575634
The Bible and christian religion is LITERALLY the source of all paranormal things you experience so of course it will be discussed here. You're probably a satanist fuckwit trying to outlaw the holy religion.

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>>19587391
The problem for apologetics is that God is OP. If there is nothing at stake for him then how can he even be upset? What does it mean to kill his only son? If I had a son and you killed him he would be gone forever. That would be tragic. God on the other hand could just raise his son from the dead. Oh wait he did that, didn't he.

>>19575634

I didn't know Jesus had a tattoo.

What a badass.

>>19587226
that'd be great if I were applying for fire insurance but I don't know where love enters into it.

>>19581873
>originally created for satan and his angels
>ah what the HELL :^) I guess I can just throw all the other shitters I made in there too. First I'll just pick out a few I want to keep.

Top organization skills

>>19581004
How did you forget the intersection of slavery, murder, pedophilia and rape that is Numbers 31 17-18?

People who used to be teenagers and posted on /x/ for spooky stories grew older and wanted explanations for why their adult lives are so shit, so they began to explore religion and shitpost about it. Religion is infectious so as more people posted about religion, others who weren't initially interested in it became interested in it, and began to shitpost about it too.

Spooky stories aren't as spooky anymore because real life is infinitely more horrifying once you have the eyes of an adult. So we take our spooky stories a step up by lending them cosmic significance.

Also as we grow older we experience more, which can also mean that we are more likely to have had an experience or two that we could not explain.

>>19581977
>you will have to pay for your own sins
>interest is too high
>get extorted for eternity

God really is a Jew

>>19583415
>all you have to do is believe
>what's involved in belief?
>we're not really sure, its complicated and a painstaking lifelong commitment

Y'know, a freely offerred gift

>>19575634

Because there is no board for it, except this one.

I told mootles to make a philosophy a decade ago.

But he's a faggot, so he never did.

>>19583530
>Doesn't matter if we like it or not.

It kind of does. You have to first like it in order to believe. You can't feign belief and secretly think its all a bunch of unfair bullshit.

>>19588365
Christianity doesn't even give satisfactory answers about why everything is shit. It just makes things seem even shittier by proposing a mastermind behind all the shit along with such unsavory items as eternal hellfire.

>muh fruit

>>19588421
>You have to first like it in order to believe.
Which is why so many people believe in the Illuminati and totalitarian conspiracies - because they like malevolent organizations controlling them, and don't think it's unfair bullshit at all.

>>19588891
obviously there is more to belief than acknowledging the existence of God/Jesus. Finding his master plan agreeable seems like it would be a pretty major article of faith

Looking for an /x/ Discord server?
https://discord.gg/zkuFyqn

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>>19575634
/x/ is dead, I come by every once and a while and all the threads are just roleplaying/magic bullshit.

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>>19575634
Paranormal just means any event, idea, or phenomenon that isn't explainable by scientific understanding.

The bible is chock full of things like this, as this anon pointed out here:

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So until those events and actions are fully explainable through scientific understanding, they can be accurately classified as paranormal. I'm a Christian and even I understand this.

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>>19590800
I also want to add:

The reason that many other Christians reject the notion that religion is paranormal is because the very WORD "paranormal" tends to carry negative connotations. It's often associated with demons, ghosts, spirits, witchcraft, satanism, magic etc etc.

You can understand why Christians wouldn't want to be bundled into the group of "paranormal", because it includes practises, beliefs, rituals and events that are currently taboo to them.

I blame Catholicism.

>>19590800
>Believes Bible events actually happened

>Gandalf found the Hobbits
>Was a literal giant among them
>Could use Magic and Miracles
>Fought the Balrog
>Died for Frodo's sins
>Ring turned user invisible

Until the events and actions of Lord of the Rings are fully explainable through scientific understanding, they can be accurately classified as paranormal. I'm a Tolkien and even I understand this.

>>19588925
I disagree. Belief in God/Jesus requires nothing more than belief in God/Jesus. You don't have to like it to believe in it. That's kind of the entire point of theistic satanism.

one time a cop was drawing blood from my arm and his hand slipped and swiss cheesed my vein for a sec. Still hurts but the blood flows fine.

This is just a tiny bump in the road, but I have fallen short of perfection and my handlers have decided to murder me

>>19590873
II thought we were talking about what is necessary for salvation

>>19575634
>but I suspect this shit came along with the influx of Trump supporters going to /pol/
I think it's this, too. It didn't used to be this Christian. And you're right, The Bible tells you to avoid occult/witchcraft/divination whatever anyway.

>>19575634
>it goes against Christian beliefs to practice/discuss paranormal things and it's blasphemous to categorize Christian beliefs as paranormal

You wot? Have you READ the new Testament?
>Paranormal (adj.) - denoting events or phenomena such as telekinesis or clairvoyance that are beyond the scope of normal scientific understanding.
>"Blasphemous"
Ok

>>19575634
This is the disinformation board. They flood you with a bunch of perversions and there's not even the bits of The Truth you get when you read the books. People want you to lose with them, that's the whole idea.

>>19580837
GLP is a controlled site. It's the last place a Christian should want to be and the first place (((they))) will want a Christian to be.

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>>19593231
Mm.. That's how it goes.. in many places. Can get disheartening, but you gotta pray people elevate above the bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0607w-cyrbc

>>19593984
It's so bad that even the mods are shills.

>>19575634
/x/ is more receptive than most other boards to theology.

>>19585396
omg are you really this fucking stupid?

If you (AS A CHRISTIAN) consider anything that is paranormal to be just that, paranormal... You are, by the texts, a blasphemer. Do you understand?

Do you get it now?

If you consider an act of god, by the bible's standards, to be paranormal, it means that you don't see god's power as normal, which means you see it as witchcraft or something else

Which makes you a blasphemer

Fucking jesus be damned, I hate you uneducated fucktards. Can't even fucking pay attention to what you're reading

fuck you and fuck christfags

>>19595040
If it's presented in a well-thought-out manner. Not this "I *JUST NOW* realized I can get away with being a cunt if I do it in Jesus name! Amen!" shit.

>>19578862
Catholicism built western civ. You are standing on sand.

>>19595482
Though you were speaking to someone else Gods power is supernatural if you want to be technical about it. Gods glory and power is beyond human comprehension. Btw hatred in your heart will only lead you to hell, Repent.

>>19575634
The paranormal is completely unorthodox and everyone has their own ideas and interpretations of the phenomena we all broadly consider. It's hardly surprising there's no real consensus; nobody knows what the fuck anyone else is talking about because there's no linguistic consensus.

Christcucks belong as much as any other nonsense.