Do aliens really probe our buttholes? If so, why?

>>19563321
They don't do it for research anymore. They just want to see how much garbage they can cram in there before anal fissures occur.

>>19563344
or just using us to pack space drugs and get past customs

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>>19563321
>Do aliens really probe our buttholes? If so, why?
It's actually just kids being drugged and sodomized by rich faggots. The kids repress this memory and suddenly it comes back years later, and they think they we're probed by Aliens.

>>19563321
they belong to an intergalactic company in charge of testing alien dildos

I think the idea of anal probe comes from abduction reports in which men claim the aliens used a device to cause an orgasm and collect semen.

So, prostate massager.

>>19563321
To taste our freedom.

you know how lion tamers and dog trainers assert their dominance? it's like that.

>>19563414
I might be into that.

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>>19563344
but anon that is research

>>19563321
Checking internal temperature and probably our diet.

>>19563321
No. Butt I'm sure you want someone to probe yours.

>>19563321
They want poop

>>19563321
Its to treat colon cancer. Aliens are doing people a favor.

Why won't aliens Fuck off?

Needing a reason to analyze probe is a human sentiment

>>19563321
Anal is hot

Space pervs from outer space.

it is a demoralization technique

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>>19563321
because of this...

>>19563321
ayyyy lmao

>>19563321

they're addicted. it's like caviar to them. fuckin' buttsniff aliens.

Hey i have a question, if you get kidnapped by aliens and they strap you to a table. They then take one look at your butthole and then just send you back without having done anything should you feel offended?

asking for a friend

>>19565992
>tumblr
kys

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Because they need TP

>>19563418
Why do I hear Hank Hill when I read this?

>>19563321
doubt it

>>19563321
the real question is: why not?

>>19566245
>Caring
Kys yourself newfriend~

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>>19563321
Fecal microbiota transplants. The bacteria in a healthy person's stool can heal many diseases. So my guess is they're just doing research and collecting samples the more, direct way.

>>19564109
Aye, I hear you brother.

>>19563321
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KBhru5nLpGE

>>19563321
It's not happening Earthli- uh, pal.

I few times I've felt the sensation of something going up my ass while being asleep, no joke

>>19563321
for fun

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>be me
>teen alien
>get the old disk ship for my 32nd birthday
>pack it with booze and bring my friends along to party
>Gleeb tells us about this backwoods planet around Sol or something
>fairly drunk at this point
>decide to fuck with some animals
>abduct fat animal
>Gleeb starts putting shit in it's ass
>mfw

stopped that shit before it went any further

dump the thing in a clearing and never talk about that again.

And some, I assume, are good people.