Which deity should I pray to for actual results?

>>19561207
Repeat the following, "In Nominie De Nostri Satanas, Luciferi Ecelsi" then you tell Satan to get you things.

>>19561207

Yourself.

>>19561212
Sounds fake

>>19561207
God without religion, or the god above god.

>>19561212
Will I lose my soul? Does it actually work?

yemaya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUcAPCxrSQs

>>19561227
Only one way to find out.

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Me

>>19561227
Ya even hardcore inner circle satanic priests all get deeply fucked over in this life before they ever move on. They always regret it.

But don't bother praying to God either he doesn't give a shit about what happens to you. I mean have you read the Bible? Randomly helps or fucks over whoever...

So you really want something, then you're the one that needs to manifest it.

>>19561248
I've done Satanic rituals, same thing happens when you pray: *nothing*

>>19561247
Who?

>>19561207
the gym

>>19561247
Who are you, though?

>>19561255
Doesn't work if you don't believe

>>19561207
Gwyn Lord of cinder
PRAISE THE SUN!!!

>>19561942
YES.

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>>19561207
Cthulhu or Pazuzzu

Gnosticism is the true religion.
Meditate to reach gnosis.
As for the fedoras ITT: It must be very fun to go and start denial conversations every five minutes. I know of an internet forum where conclussive evidence was posted, but the fedoras ignored it and kept nagging.

>>19561207
Allah

the Christian God

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>>19562023
Where was this proof posted, anon?

>>19562023
Metaphysical Naturalism is the actual truth.

YHVH

>>19561207
None of them they are all shit I assure you. Every single one of them. Don't ever assume when you randomly receive something that their wanothing no intent attached to it. You call them gods I call them supreme parasites and cancer.

>>19561207
pick a broad selection of deities, pray to all of them
let them fight it out to do your bidding
noice

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Pray to Ganesha.

>>19561207
>actual
Depends on how """"actual"""" you mean. Any of them can give you """""""""""""actual"""""""""""" results.

>>19561947
>>19561264

Mother

>>19561248
/thread

>>19561207
None, explore the theoretical powers of universe and find yourself in it. The results are only what motivates you to make the best of yourself, but it requires you really trusting in it.

>>19562029
>>19562048
>>19562067
Historically low results.
>>19561214
Eh, close enough to what I was thinking. Gods are fickle creatures - they'll flake even more than real people. Either push forward on your own gumption, or develop magical or psychic abilities to manipulate probability of your own accord.

Ultimately, prayer seems unnecessary to me.

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Lord Hastur,our king in yellow.

>>19561207
Jesus & the lord

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hadad

>Which deity should I pray to for actual results?
None, just manifest.

FSM

joe pesci

>>19561207
>Which deity should I pray to for actual results?
Pray to God, in Jesus' name. Very simple.

>>19562489
>pick a broad selection of deities, pray to all of them
>let them fight it out to do your bidding
>noice

...

>be a whore and fuck every man
>wonder why no one wants to marry you

not noice

>>19561942
underrated

>>19564005
>Gods are fickle creatures
>creatures
i think you're misunderstanding something

>>19561212
>In Nominie De Nostri Satanas, Luciferi Ecelsi
what time of day? How long? Not op but I want to be guaranteed a place in hell when I day in hopes of someday becoming a actual demon. even if im torture for a 1000 years first.

>>19564544
the dubs will it. also I mean to say guarantee a place in hell without obviously killing someone or some other "sin". Mainly because I dont want to go to prison.

>>19561207
I'll give you some:
Odin/Zeus/Thor for strength
Apollo/Minerva for wisdom
Aphrodite/Mother Earth for romantic love
Shiva/Ganesha for power
Jesus for unconditional love
It really depends what you are looking for, this is why ancient religions had different pantheons of gods with different specialties

Śiva is said to never deny his devotees anything

>>19564512
This.

>>19561207
Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

>>19561207
It is called "source". what all religions dont realize is the "gods" they are praying too is actually all the same one God. God is actually an unlimited powerful source of energy.

>>19564601
cause hes actually the devil

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>>19561207
I'll give you a hint.

CHECK EM!

You must act, and not pray and god will grant you, if you are true in your self and your meaning.

Give your devotion to Christ Jesus and the Holy Mother, the only way to God is through Christ alone.

Pray the "Our Father"

>>19565069

Christ is inside all of us, do as Christ would do.

Buddha did not "pray"

He acted as! Muhammad acted as! Jesus acted as! Dali Lama acted as!

>>19565073
"Get behind me Satan!" and let christ work the front

>>19565085
Satan if the epitome of ego.

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>>19561248
Pretty much this.

Of course, I was fucked right from the start, my earliest memory is of being taken out of my body and being forced to submit my will to living colossi Kali, Anubis, Eris and Lucifer at the tender young age of four.

But so far I've spurned my fate. I even stopped the reincarnation of Kali from destroying the world...that...that really hurt. Destroyed what little of my soul she didn't eat. Good thing I know how to reforge a soul - doesn't work nearly as good as my last one, but it functions well enough for one made while being trapped in human form.

Ever since then all I've had is what outsiders would call impossibly bad luck. But no, it's not random chance, it's a personal vendetta by the dark gods I tricked.

Of course the cherry on top is that the christian god is as silent as stone. Some god of love he is, abandoning me as an infant to become the slave of darkness. Wasn't even given a chance to enter heaven or join the "good guys."

So fuck it, I'll be the bad boy. God doesn't want me and the torments of hell are commonplace to me, I still have some of my powers so I'm gonna use them to what little gain against the divines I can. Doesn't stop life from being agony though.

>>19561207

>thinking deities are divine slot machines that will spit out prizes if you put in enough prayer coins

americans

>>19565179
You sound way dumber than OP jumping to conclusions like that.

>>19565151
If that is your attitude, it is no wonder that you have not become wise or loving enough to the presence of the positive forces. If in your anger you decide upon revenge against those you believe were supposed to help you, then maybe you never really wanted or deserved their help in the first place.

It is truly horrible what happened to you when you were young, but those forces likely had a prior arrangement on your soul before you were born. Perhaps you came from a service to self planet, or maybe you signed over your soul to the devil in a past life. Your actions have far reaching consequences, be careful what you choose now in your anger.

All these forces we have within us can be overcome by our own power. It is a very tough lesson, one that 3rd density beings aren't likely able to master. All negative catalysts are decided upon before you came into this life. You can choose to forgive, or you can use them to spurn your path of service to self. Depending on what you choose, you may end up at the mercy of dark beings stronger than yourself, all over again.

Eris.

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Padmasambhava

http://www.lotsawahouse.org/tibetan-masters/karma-lingpa/benefits-vajra-guru-mantra

>>19561207
yawey, but don't say his name.

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>>19565233
Actually, putting an end to Kali's plans was the most selfless thing I could have done. I was madly in love with her, addicted and bonded to her being as if I was just another aspect of her. I cared more for the people on this planet than I did for myself, though...so I ripped what little of myself was left from her and used all of my strength to lock her away in an abyss far, far away from this earth.

Of course, people still die, she wasn't here to watch over the normal passing of life into death, that wasn't her style. An infinite void of nothingness was her idea.

>be careful what you choose now in your anger
I have already done far more than my fair share of angry things. I regret them even more deeply than my human mind can comprehend, but in my experience necromancy has very, very catastrophic consequences so there is nothing I can do to undo what I have done.

>>19565284
Dude, any spiritual shift like old gods reawakening is something that we all want to happen. 2012 was supposed to be the beginning, but everyone is delaying shit as best they can. That void is where we go to collectively recreate a new universe.

Necromancy isn't even bad. I brought back mummified pharoah bodies and some mummified lemurian goddess. Jesus was brought back with necromancy. The story of Osiris's ressurection, necromancy. The seconds coming of christ, necromancy. Talking with your dead grandmother who now lives in the Pleiades, necromancy.

stop roleplaying your spiritual destiny and actually look at the shit you are saying and doing.

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>>19565282
yes the yaoi deity. most known for coming to you while you sleep and pounding your ass dry. very good results

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>>19565242

>>19565302
Wait, are you saying I ruined things for humanity by stopping 2012 from happening and plunging us all into the void? Because, spoiler alert, that is exactly what I did. Might have heard of a little event called Ragnarok, the death of the gods. That ended up happening instead of 2012.

I'm also unsure of what you mean by roleplaying. The agony I've suffered wasn't for shits and giggles, and I do look at the shit I have done - it stares at me in every moment of my existence, and all I can do is stare back.

Are you telling me that what has always been in my heart - to let Kali plunge this world into nothingness - is the right choice? I'm confused, that's generally seen as the bad choice by the people of this earth.

>>19561207
Pray to the god which coincides with your life goal. If you want to be a great musician, pray to a god associated with music.

Don't ever worry about praying to the "wrong" god because all gods are archetypes of the one Deity.

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>>19565151
>>19565284
Fucking Christ, this roleplay isn't even good. I just needed to stop by this thread to tell you how much of a fag you are.

>>19565347
Like, if you are in agony, maybe you aren't following what your soul really wanted. Any cataclysmic event that you spiritually see, is only being experienced by yourself. My friend experienced Armageddon, it was a spiritual lesson that god was giving to him. No actual Armageddon occurred.

Kali is your twin flame. Destruction is necessary so that the ego relents its hold on the physical illusion. Dive into the void after her, its a beautiful place full of stars.

>>19562670
This ones got nice titties. Going to pray to this one.

>>19561207
Haha nigga none of them are real lmao

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>>19563898
?

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>>19564554
>Shiva/Ganesha for power

I can confirm.

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So this seems like a decent thread to post this rather than starting my own.
So yesterday I was bored and depressed and figured it'd be fun to give some kind of weird deity worship a try. I'm an agnostic atheist and don't really buy into any of this shit. I think they're might be some sort of extradimmensional powers out there but it's not entirely concrete and I'm pretty sure whatever it is it it's got shit to do with humanity.
Anyways the other day I was bored and wanted to make some kind of shrine and since all deities are equally fictional, and I'm way too into elder scrolls lore, I built one to Hircine. Okay maybe a shrine is an exaggeration, I carved out his name in daedric on a altar-looking log and a spear I made, and caught and killed a frog on that log. Hircine is supposed to be the god of the hunt and of lycanthropy and that type of shit. I didn't expect anything but I figured fuck it why not?
So last night I saw the moon looked red, which in TES happens when Hircine is on his once in 1000 year hunt. I live in California, and there's a pretty big fire nearby so it's probs just the smoke, and when I went to check on the shrine at like 10:30pm I saw a deer near it (which isn't exactly uncommon) but Hircine normally appears as a deer but when I approached it ran away, like a normal deer would and I started thinking about the how literally every shitty horror movie would play out with that kind of situation so I bailed.
Hircine is largely based on the Celtic god Cernunnos, but more predatorial.
So today I went down to check on it again and it's also a pretty nice place to relax so I just chilled there, and noticed the wildlife there, seemed a lot more cool with me than normal.
So any thoughts?

>>19561207
Krisha and Rama for sure. Otherwise aliens.

>>19561207
Jehovah but he does what he wants:/
Notice the way you fuck everything up following your own will.

>>19562052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKfGC3P9KoQ

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>>19561207
pray to kek
>no contract
>no soul stealing
>inherit meme magic
>/pol/itically woke
>partial bogpill effect
>all you need to do is spread memes and insue chaos

the only ritual is,check 'em

>>19565739
Praise kek!

>>19565739
Am i fit to be a worshiper of the meme god

>>19565179
This
It doesn't work that way op

tl;dr made the same mistake

>>19565739
MEME FOR THE MEME GOD!

>>19564512
Seconded. Amen

>>19561952
I'm with this fucker

>>19561207
it's not a matter of who you pray to.
it's a matter of how.

>>19565030
https://youtu.be/CkaX6tyq9pI

>>19564512
Just this. Tested it myself and it worked.

>>19565741
>>19565864
>no dubs
Sad.

>>19565673
My thought is that that is some cool shit

>>19561207

Pray to the invisible pink unicorn. Her holy hooves have never betrayed me.

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>>19561207
Alex Jones A.K.A. Bill Hicks (distant ancestor of Jesus Christ)

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>>19562029
My name is allan not allah
But all is forgiven

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>>19564115
>>19564512
>>19564743
>>19565069

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Ishtar

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>>19566676
You are right,your post is b8

>>19561942
This

>>19561207
>Which deity should I pray to for actual results?
Maybe you should change yourself instead of asking for Magic Man to fix your shit. You're subject to Magic Man's every desire. He on the other hand doesn't have to do shit for you and never will if it goes against what he wants.

>>19561207
KEK has been delivering nicely. I mean it's chaos so will probably end up destroying the world, but worth it for the luls desufampai

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Saint Expedite, of course.

>>19565151
You rejected Him, not the other way around
You have no one to blame but yourself for your problems
We all go through traumas, but not all of us turn evil
Stop excusing your behavior and stop perpetuating the cycle you claim to be against
You say they hurt you, so why do you hurt others? Can you not see the hypocrisy?