What's your poison?

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This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back:

You take the tinfoil pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe life is a simulation, a major purpose of which is to test your ability to break the sphere-earth conditioning and believe your own eyes and common sense and come to terms with the fact that the world is flat - a plane, because you're playing a video game. Also the bible is literally true. Repent and level up.

You take the aluminum foil pill - you stay in the mindset of assuming the world is a sphere, that space is real etc., but become aware of the fact that mainstream history is a lie, aliens built the pyramids, have been visiting this planet for thousands of years and cross-bred with and genetically modified humans to create the founders of an ancient worldwide civilization (Atlantis) that built an underground tunnel network of mag-lev trains that is still used to this day by the U.S. military and members of the global financial and political elite (Illuminati) and in fact is the key to their power.

Contraindication Warning: DO NOT take both pills. These are powerful psychoactive drugs and their interaction could be fatal.