Funny paranormal stories

>>19554052
Traditionally you start threads like these with content of your own... But anyway, got one for ya:
> going through an archive of EVP recordings (ghosts caught on audio recording that nobody heard at the time)
> chick running this particular "ghost hunt" was annoying as fuck
> she keeps talking in "spiritual voice" , like she's a gypsy talking into her crystal ball
> there are kind of half-voice sounds coming in response to her questions but nothing where you could make out what was being said
> at one point she goes: "Spirit, if you're there, tell us your name!"
> an answer came through on the recording
> sounded like a pimple faced greasy haired 14 year old snot of a punk boy...
> in the most sarcastic tone possible he said: "Tell her it's Satan."
> mfw that's the clearest EVP I've ever heard in my life

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I'll go ahead and dump all funnies that I have.

>>19554401
post.evp for proof??

>>19554859
This is my favorite story