Lets play a little game

>>19553911
I op, rolled a 1 so I shall spoop you.
Once I was walking my dog when I saw a light in the distance. It kept getting closer and my dog started barking hysterically. I tried to pull my dog inside but he wouldn't budge. So I picked him up and took him inside as fast as I could. I locked my door tight. I then looked at my tv and discovered the most terrible of horrors. Miley Cyrus released a new album.

>>19554021
and then a skeleton popped out.

Kekekek

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>>19553911
ok
jk rowling
also post rare pepes, anyone?

>>19554735
The first one was the last one.
And in the beggend of the endining, there were none.
For the ones had become all, and in becoming all they had unbecome ones.
So says the works of the happening.

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Roll

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>>19554747
ALL GLORY TO KEK!

SHADILAY!

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>>19554743
conpiracy theory:
The mandela effect happens because of the true universe being taken over by spiders.
Hillary or hilary is really hiLLLary CLITnot,
the first tranny president.
The spiders have mind control abilities and can hypnotize you with just one quick glance into your eyes.
the only way to fight them is to follow the path of the snake, and get back the original religion of our earth, the one (((they))) made up to be of satan.
Remember the garden of eden with the snake? Just propaganda to make you afraid of snakes.

SNEKS ARE FRENS!!!!

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fuckit checkem

>>19554775
reroll, god is for faggots

>>19554763
more conspiracy

There is no real people around you
they are all imposters, designed to limit you so much, that you cant even tell you are being limited. You know how the fish doesn't know its in water?
well
you don't know you are in a word web, made by spiders.
They constantly spin new webs, and everyone around you is like a node for them to update your programming in real time. Every single tiny thing out of the ordinary is webbed up .
They will never come out in the open, becuase then people will start to tap into instinct again.
No, as long as you can understand a language, they have you. They can subdue you and make you think nothing weird is going on.
Every word is a hidden spell, the gematria spiders.

>>19554782
illuminati are actually the united states.
both founded in 1776, the united states is an entire country founded on a secret society, and run by one. All illuminati doings are always done by agents of agents of agents.
They always work indirectly.

>>19554787
>Praise Kek

....rollin again

>>19554790
I'd like to take this time to say
/x/ is the best board on 4chan.
praise echs and praise kek (cech)
chech=(echs-s)+c
c+ech=cech

THEY ARE INHERENTLY LINKED.

>>19553911
Roll

>>19554792
I've been watching videos about how the Illuminati and Project Monarch play a big role in the film and music industry. It's really disturbing. /contribution

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>>19554832
Illuminati will fall

>>19553911
Maybe.

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>>19554839
SPIDERMAN
I FUCKING MET HIM
HES REAL NIGGASSSSSSSSSSSS

>>19553911
Roll

>>19554781
>>19554781

>be 24
>my dad had died 2 years prior
>i was his only Son, his pride and joy throughout childhood, he always spoiled me at xmas/birthdays. old bugger loved me to bits
>in my late teen/adult years he sometimes helped me financially, if i ever needed cash he'd put it in the bank within hours
>top man
>anyway...
>goes to the bank one day, 0.00p
>fuck
>goes home, empties penny jar onto bed
>not even £5 in there
>fuck
>goes to the toilet for a piss
>walks back into bedroom, looks down
>£20 sitting on the floor by the bed
>another £10 sticking out from under my drawers
>definitely wasn't there 2 minutes earlier
>knows immedietly it's from my dad
>bursts into tears
>sits on the bed crying for 10 minutes thinking about my dad
>almost crying now as i'm writing this
>fuck i miss him so much

I love you Dad. Miss you so much. Just wish I'd got to say goodbye.

Fuck you OP I didn't need these feels tonight.

>>19553911
rollin

>>19554854
One time I was abducted by the ayys.

These, men in black pulled out a doll and asked me to point to where they touched me.

So I stuck a hole in the doll's butt and shoved my fost ALL the way in...

>>19554864

The deep radio signal coming from space, even if it's not alien made, would catch the curiosity of highly intelligent aliens that possessed the technology to observe it, and some of them would eventually go there to see if they could find anything, thus signals like that are eventually going to become alien cities since the signal would act like a space lighthouse

bumpedy bump

>>19553911
roll

>>19553911

>>19555038
i guess i'll do something useful

>>19555039
Ugh.
>>19554875
Creative but probably not true.

>>19555050

Fine I'll go to bed.

>>19553911
rollin