/vamp/ - Vampire General

>>19551566
Good op,ugly pic

Did janny nuke last thread because there was too much shitposting?

>>19551566
only energy vampires are real, you're wasting your time and missing out on the opportunity to understand what it's all about

>>19551591
energy vampires = deluded persons

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>>19551597
why do you have to reply to every person in this thread? i wasn't replying to you, i'm not interested in your inane opinion but you always try to butt into every conversation

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>>19551720

I dont reply to everyone.

This thread is for discussion. I know that you are here only for NTG but dont expect only her to react to you. If you want 1 on 1 convo with her try mail or something.

>>19551720
Filter and ignore the tripfag, let's just stay on topic.

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>>19551566
Where can you find real vampires? Probably not in the forest, graveyards or this thread. Big cities were suggested because it would be the easiest to acquire "food" and blend in, but that's still waaay too vague!

I must know... WHERE DO THEY HIDE?

>>19551810
Your question is redundant
There are no more vampires, the Catholic Church eradicated them towards the end of the Middle Ages.

>>19551832
They could not kill all for sure

>>19551810
i thought about that alot and i think hospitals and bloodbanks would be a good place to start imo. where better to get blood than from ppl who give it up willingly right they even test it for disease and contamination so thats kinda convenient aswell i see ppl talk about night clubs alot but i think thats overrated they watch too many movies. lol

>>19551832
Pfffffft, the Catholic Church? That's quite the insight I must say. Fucking Church, if it wasn't for those dastardly bastards we'd all be iving in a vampire utopia by now.

>>19551720
faggot needs attention. I filtered that piece of trash long time ago

>>19551832
WRONG! In fact, the CHURCH if they really hunted vampires is to blame for the perfection of the vampire race. If they applied strong evolutionary pressure/selection pressure on the vampire population, cleasing the weak, dumb and unfortunate ones from the planet and only leaving the MOST DANGEROUS AND CLEVER ONES ALIVE!

Pretty sure I explained that before. It only makes sense.

>>19551919
The Catholic Church has a bad reputation. They were the ones painstakingly transcribing books and keeping knowledge safe, marshalling armies to defend Europe against Islam back when it was an actually effective devourer of nations, and fornicating like true champions. Yes, they were exclusionary and big meanies to the poor, but that's because most people are idiots and they need someone to rule them. Used to be the Church, now it's the Disney corporation. I'll take the Church any day of the week. Plus you know, those fucking nuns...

>>19551810
They are hiding between your cowtits.

>>19551926
Bad reputation according to who, though?

And if it's true that they hunted and killed vampires successfully, then I give props to the church for helping the vampire population to become so... refined!

>>19551935
Well, according to some people in the West today. Spoiled brats.

And they never hunted vampires, I have no idea where that comes from. They were the educated academics of the day, far less fearful of things than the peasant scum. Well, except for the witches, but no one wants people inside their head.

>>19551951
>Well, except for the witches, but no one wants people inside their head.

So vampires can't get into your head? I was told different. But you know how it is with people telling you stuff, don't you...

I believe they can. Maybe you can be a witch vampire too. Double upgrade.

>>19551962
No the most vampires can do is blank out a few memories and make people pliable, even that takes a whole lot of effort and only works on occasion. Witches can actually read minds and go full Charles Xavier, the good ones anyway. The Church knew how to protect from that.

>>19551970
>Witches can actually read minds and go full Charles Xavier, the good ones anyway.

I don't believe that but it doesn't matter.

>>19551935
the church itself are vampires, ever heard of communion and drinking the blood of christ?

>>19551970
>The Church knew how to protect from that.

How?
Varan is that you? If yes does it have anything to do with your surveys?

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>>19551994
>the church itself are vampires

P L O T
T W I S T

>>19551995
Oh just some old timey chemistry.

Sup brah. Got my eye gouged out and half my nose is gone, can you believe that shit? It's gonna take fucking weeks to heal, and you know how humans are, all about the surface. I have an idiot running my club right now.

>tfw a real vampire
>tfw don't want to come out because of turbo-autists like Tranny Nightmare Goblin

>>19552021
>"vampire" writes and thinks exactly like a 18 year old kid from 4chan

Really makes me think...

>>19552034
He might be merely obfuscating the sinister truth...

>>19552014
Hello
How did that happen? Were you rude to some hooman again? My offer still stands

>>19552021
Come out for me mr. vampire :3

>>19552051
Meh just some good old toxic masculinity at work, I'll be good as new by October, which is a damn shame because-hello best Halloween mask of all time. I really hate the fucking Picts.

>>19552051
Youre even worse than Tranny Nightmare because youre just parroting the same things she says except even dumber.

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>>19552046
Oh. You're right! How foolish of me not to realize.

>>19552021
U-Uh... well.. um, sir vampire (or m'lady vampire) - c.. could we please just overlook my autism for a moment and have a real vampire meeting with a real vampire such as yourself?

I can bring you many gifts such as a fruit basket and my collection of anime reaction faces.

>>19552005
think about it, isn't it weird that christ told his disciples to eat his flesh and drink his blood? turning wine into blood, coming back from the dead, rivers turning into blood, even the story of cain and abel is from the bible aka the church it's all there if you read between the lines

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>>19552005
>>19552082
We've cracked the code, lads

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>>19552087
>>19552082
Niggas in church looking pretty old and fragile to me though.

>>19552069
How could you get your ass kicked? Disappointing...

>>19552072
Are you *real* psychic vampire or blood sucking one?

So was there ever any solid hunches or contact with vampires or have these always just been shitty extensions of the old

>am vamp AMA

Threads? Is this still just RPing fags chasing RPing fags around?

>>19552089
Gods that pic is giving me a half-chub...

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>>19552116
... Why?

>>19552120
Twas just humour.
>>19552109
Who says I got my ass kicked? I just got half my face torn off. It was Pyrrhic Victory at its finest.

>>19552113
One case was promising but sadly it didnt work out. Otherwise no

>>19552126
Still against a hooman? Or something else?

>>19552126
People usually don't joke about being aroused when they see a picture of old men. I just thought maybe you made some fond memories when you were younger with church boys and the picture triggered them...

>>19552137
A human Pict? Oh I see, you're pulling my leg! Most humorous of you! HA H-I hope you're not fucking serious, brah. I ain't even mad, I just hope for your sake.

Also I seem to have adopted a desire for very exaggerated slang....

>>19552147
Pict? Celt guys? Whats so special about them? How can you threaten me when even some half naked manlet is able to prepare your face for halloween? :^)

>>19552171
Muthafuckaaa....I see how it is. You're a good kid, you know that? I'll be back in an hour or so, I gotta go soak my face in a blood tub.

>>19552185
I know that,thanks. Enjoy your bath

>>19552089
that could be just a public front to make them seem like they're just like you, don't be so naive. what you see is usually just the tip of the iceberg, it's stupid to think that paedophilia is the worst thing these people dabble in, one day it will all come out i'm sure

>>19552220
They aren't vampires.

>>19552240
if you believe that then you're wrong and naive.

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>>19552285
Oh how holy, how serene, how benign, how comforting is this maiden who believed.

The mouth of the just shall meditate wisdom: and his tongue shall speak judgment. Blessed the man who resists temptation... for when proved he shall receive the crown of life.

>blessed
>man who resists temptation
>proved
>receive crown of life

>>19552317
you will understand in the end what christianity really is, you will understand in a few years.

>>19552317
By blood we live, the hot, the cold,
To ravage and redeem the world:
There is no bloodless myth will hold.

By the way, guess what's going on right now. My nose is growing a little. Am I fucking Pinocchio or what? Thank fuck I was complete when this happened.

>>19552405
You need to find yourself a professional vampire-blood-surgeon and fix your face. You said it takes weeks to heal... that's really slow. Why is it so inefficient? How can vampires even compete with nanobots, cybernetics and 3D printing organs in the future.

(Also, have shown a friend your posts. She said you're a bored history student.)

>>19552427
Who would ever study history? You either lived it or you bought into the lies.

And hey, give me a break. The eye is a very complex organ, you know. Growing back mass is easy, you eat a lot and you drink a lot. Growing back an eye...

>>19552455
Because you talk a lot about history. She's a smart person, I wanted her opinion. That's what she said.

>The eye is a very complex organ, you know. Growing back mass is easy, you eat a lot and you drink a lot. Growing back an eye...

Fair enough. But you mention it so casually. Isn't it quite horrifying and traumatizing to get your eye gouged out even if you're a super cool and strong monster?

>>19552455
Tell me how you fucked up and lost it to Pict please

>>19552475
Well shit fathafucka who said she wasn't smart? I do talk a lot about history, don't I? Must be my secretly melancholy hurt soul just waiting for the right woman to get behind my wall...

>Fair enough. But you mention it so casually. Isn't it quite horrifying and traumatizing to get your eye gouged out even if you're a super cool and strong monster?

It was pretty traumatizing. Not many like that one left. I just don't think I can die. That fucker remembered the Romans. And all he did was gouge out my eye. What does a brotha have to do, wake up Cthulhu? So annoying.

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>>19552511
Did that milkshake video awaken your inner brotha or something? Or are we just trying to be extra hip today? Yo wut up muh motha fuckin nizzle let's gots some fun! you know das right sheeit!

>Well shit fathafucka who said she wasn't smart?

I didn't imply that you said she isn't smart.

>Must be my secretly melancholy hurt soul just waiting for the right woman to get behind my wall...

I am laughing. Just imagine my laughter about this amazing joke!

You did mention some lover(s) though. You should tell us a little more about that person some day. Does the mentally ill Viking-Rapist-One-Eye-History-Lover have a vampire waifu to share eternity with?

>>19552529
It was a damn fine Milkshake.

And no, I only fuck humans. Vampire bitches be crazy. Eternal things lose the desperation necessary for good sex.

>>19552551
Do you feel like pedophile when you are with human because they are way younger?

>>19552551
>And no, I only fuck humans. Vampire bitches be crazy. Eternal things lose the desperation necessary for good sex.

Sounds like you can't handle someone of your own. But if human are children and animals...

Does that mean you're a pedophile with a fetish for bestiality?

>>19552568
>>19552572
No not really. I would be a paedophile even if I fucked most vampires. Rare to find pre-Renaissance era sistas these days.

Fuck, me, OK, I am sorry. I swear, I'll stop doing that.

>>19552597
I would recommend dating a fellow anomaly, makes it less creepy. Maybe not a vampire, but you could find a nice Succubus, Witch or a Forest Kobold.

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>>19551566
Last thread i was told to beat up a vampire i need to bench 350 lbs for 10 reps

is this legit because together me and one of my friends could do this plus some which means we could go around and bully some vampires

>>19552572
>>19552568
Looks like the knife queer is even starting to ask the same questions as you, at the same time. Now you know how Victor Frankenstein must have felt when he created his monster. You only have yourself to blame.

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>>19552597
>Renaissance era

Best era. If you got any cute sister willing to spill vampire secrets send her my way,thanks

>>19552618
If you really wanna go to pound town, find a Vargr. Those die just as fast as humans though, give or take a century.

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>>19552630
>starting to ask the same questions as you, at the same time.

I know... it's annoying, I agree. But you can keep your opinion to yourself and don't start the shitposting again because it ultimately isn't vampire related.

Victor (or Viktor) is a beautiful name by the way. I don't know why I like it so much, thanks for the reminder.

>>19552623
Isnt it easier to get a gun?

>>19552640
Where would Vargr even live if they exist and how come that no one knows where they are? Are you talking about gigantic wolves?

Thank you for the tip, but I only believe in committed, long-term monogamy with humans.

>>19552657
No of course not. They don't turn into wolves, don't be ridiculous, they just become psychotic under a full moon. They're strong, fast, virile, stamina-y, sensorily overloaded...and they have sexy amber eyes. I love those puppies.

>>19552014
Pics.

>>19552669
I didn't think you were talking about werewolves. Just, like, giant wolves on four legs. Because you have talked about werewolves not being real before (when you also mentioned that vampires are impotent, which now you denied again, but that doesn't matter!)

>They're strong, fast, virile, stamina-y, sensorily overloaded...and they have sexy amber eyes. I love those puppies.

Where do you find those puppies?

Just dance naked in a forest and bark?

>>19552657
You pass the vampire curse on through sex.

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>>19552690
>"Hello there, cute little underage goth girl with daddy issues. I am a REAL vampire, indeed I am, child. Do you want to know how you can become a vampire too? We have to fuck! It's true and 100% scientifically proven, I am doing this only out of the kindness of my heart. Now follow me into my bedroom please..."

>>19552686
I don't know, where do you find us? All over the fucking place. Gods, I'm fucking inconsistent, aren't I? Props for keeping track.
>>19552681
You first.

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>>19552699

>>19552708
Kill the degenerates. Only fire can cleanse your corrupted thoughts!

>tfw no pure Belgana here to counter-balance the sluts and pedos in the thread

>>19552706
Its not me who got his face mangled, show me.

>>19552716
Hah hah, I swaer, you're really lucky the musk doesn't work over the fucking internet. If she makes you this idiotic with words, standing close enough to smell her would make you lick her ass and call it ice cream. Lovely things, heart-eaters.

>>19552726
She isn't making me idiotic and I am the one who asked her NOT to meet in the first place. But you have to understand, that compared to the other "options" we have in this thread (like you, for example) she's the most sane and likeable.

And not because she is flirty. She's not.
Not because she is overly nice. No.

She is just polite and not a twisted pervert who talks to us like we're dumb puppies.

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>>19552726
Are you implying that she is succubus again? I dont think so. She is too nice for that. Send sister

>>19552726
Also, she disagreed with your Succubus-accusations and said she was never intimate with anyone! Apologize next time you see her for the rude attempt of slander.

Or you will get spanked with a whip made out of chocolate turtles.

>>19552740
I know, she's the most honest of all.

>>19552751
You don't know her, weirdo. Stop creeping on our pure girl.

>>19552757
I'm sorry. You're perfectly right. Look, I just made it all up, okay? There's really no such thing as a succubus.

>>19552763
Oh yeah... I have read an old thread of yours and you were already talking about them there, but you called them Incubus! (I need to stop doing that.)

I can believe they exist. But I don't believe you are able to tell that a person you have never met is a Succubus just from a 5-minute contact on 4chan.

How would that even be possible!

>>19552774
I just know Emma, and it's Emma. She's just pissed at me for trying to ruin it, but she'll get over it.

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>>19552652
No i dont want to kill them

I want to bully them

Push them around, all while insulting them, maybe give one a wet willy or a wedgie

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>>19552794
Ruin what? She wants to meet citizens of /x/ and then (literally) eat their heart?

On a board with 100 posters in total. Vampires, wizards, succubi and forests kobolds all assemble and they know each other from past rl meetings well enough to spot one another in text.

You're so funny.

>>19552807
No, she just likes to do what I and some others do. She's not interested in eating you, just having fun.

Don't sell yourself short, this thread is gaining prominence. You're attracting all sorts of things who need a good laugh.

>>19552822
This thread is a mentally ill circlejerk with no progress. (But I don't blame anyone for that, because we can't really make any progress cause it's not us who have to make the first step, it's the supernatural SIDE!)

Last night people were just talking about shit and ass-wiping until the moderator intervened. In a vampire thread. Can you believe that crap?

>>19552839
I'm a front-to-back kind of fellow, you?

Come meet me vampires!

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>>19552863
My place is gonna have a MONSTER MASH party this Halloween. It'll be a smash, if you wanna come. You just gotta find it.

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>vampirism
>taking on an addiction for immortality
Lichdom should be most desired.

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>>19552907
You're addicted to food and air too, nigga. It's not that bad.

And as beautiful as a Lich looks like (always thought Kel'Thuzad is pretty), very, very unlikely they exist in our world and aren't noticed. Even less likely than our retarded vampires!

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>>19552928
very kind of you to say so, we don't get much love on the internet. real lich here btw. still shedding skin but my master tells me my transformation is moving along nicely, it's only been 40 years. anyway i just wanted to come and say fuck vampires, those glorified walking mosquitoes. overrated pieces of shit.

>>19552907
How do I become one? Is there a manual?

>>19552880
No resources to leave my country, meet me vampire!

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>>19552986
You're beautiful.

>>19553042
Ah, I remember those days. You're a lazy fuck, anon. Now how do you suppose one travels from the north of Europe to fucking Miklagard a thousand years before airplanes were a thing. You think that shit took two days? If you wanna get somewhere, man the fuck up and get there. Children today.

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>>19552986
Teach me your ways
>>19552928
Liches aren't addicted to shit though and because of this it's reasonable to conclude that they'd be harder to spot.
K'T is fucking beautiful too.

>>19553066
Aren't they "addicted" to power and knowledge? What you gonna do all day when you're a Lich? Where do you get your books from? Internet? ... Raise a ghoul to caress your bones, perhaps?

>>19553063
The things are not the same as those days and you know that, old man.

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>>19553078
Anything I bloody want to do, I don't HAVE to do anything like look for more blood to suck.

Liberation of all desires of the flesh and free to pursue what I wish and depending how well I hide my phylactery then even better. Put that shit in the middle of the antarctic or something.

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>>19553102
Anything? Like... hugging girls to death like this Lich here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSWTPjgi5kI

>>19553100
And yet your point is utterly and completely irrelevant.

>>19553100
It's almost like evolution.

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>>19553115
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plh8_gVFlPY
But not as beta.

>>19553063
I don't think it can be compared. You have to keep in mind that there is zero (repeat: ZERO) evidence that you are what you say you are.

Now, don't get me wrong. I understand that you have no reason to pander to anyone here or no interest to prove it, it's simply irrelevant to you, so I wont expect anything like that. You're probably not allowed to do so either.

But... from our perspective, investing a lot of money and time for a zero-lead-journey is an extremely retarded undertake and risk. Obviously, if anyone was convinced you are saying the truth then trying to find you and travelling all the way should be expected.

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>>19553153
He's not beta, he's polite and cute. Well-mannered undead overlord.

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>>19553163
Nobody is perfect. He had the green light and stopped, other liches would look upon that with shame. Hesitation will be the death of you...

>>19553178
How would he even.. you know.. with her.. do something.. because like... he's only a skeleton..

>>19553157
Uncertainty of outcome has always been there. Am I a vampire? Am I not? Fair thing to be concerned about.

Will we get archer'd to fuck from the walls as we approach, won't we? Fair thing to be concerned about. If we get inside, will we starve or will they make use of us? If they make use of us, will we make it to the Guard? If we make it to the Guard, will we die two hours in? There is no such thing as certainty in life. Take chances and win or die, or don't and be whatever the hell it is you are. Both are sound choices.

>>19553123
Keep telling yourself that.

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>>19553183
Icicle dick or something, if porn drove development of the internet I'm sure the same happened with the occult ways.

>>19552699
Are rping as knife queer?

Someone post the delete posts from the orher thread. I want to see what happened.

>>19553184
Of course there's always uncertainty and risk. It would be extremely uncertain and risky to meet a vampire even if one knew for a fact that they were real, and were promised to be welcomed with open arms and not harmed.

The difference is, a group of traveling warriors going to Constantinople know for a fact that the city is very real and full of opportunities, and if they don't get killed they stand to gain a lot from going there and trying their luck. We on the other hand have no certainty whatsoever about anything.

"A person on the internet told me they're a vampire and invited me to visit, without providing any proof, after (unintentionally) showing himself to be a habitual liar, and bragging about participating in murder and rape".

Sounds like a FANTASTIC deal to me. No. Only a complete idiot would blindly rush into something like that, and if vampires exist at all, then one thing is certain - they do not recruit reckless fools or casually make their presence known to anyone who asks.

>>19553219
No, I'm roleplaying as a vampire daddy taking advantage of underage goth women.

>>19553270
Well they don't recruit reckless fools of course, but I might, being a reckless fool. I shall leave you with that wisdom, young one, because I must needs go. Gods it itches. Gouge out my eye? It happens. But the fucking itching...It's like ants inside your cavity. I need to kill something. You stay cool, you hear?

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>>19553301
Sure, peace out.

Kill an apple please. And not people or animals. Apple can help you heal your eye, trust in the vitamins.

>>19553270
Well he does trawl these threads looking to stick his dick in. You're out of the question now so he's moved on to that young girl. Is the young girl the one who makes these threads now?

>>19553323
Why dont you get some vitamin d?

>>19553323
Meh, sounds like rp to me.

>>19553301
>...It's like ants inside your cavity
Does that have something to do with all those deleted posts?

>>19553348
No, he doesn't seem to care about women in this thread. He equally "invited" men to visit him as well.

You thirsty nigga, there's no underage goth girl in here. I just made a joke about one, put your dick in.

>>19553358
I take Vitamin D supplements. You should, too.

>>19553360
Probably. However I have told you, a person totally unrelated to him that I have talked to personally for weeks has confirmed him to be real, pretty much. And based on what I know she had no reason to shill for him, I also know that she isn't him because I have seen all of her social media.

It's pretty complicated. I wont go into details about it, but just know that I'm confused.

>>19553404
Too bad i dont have the resources then.

>>19553413
Even if you had the money and time, you don't know where exactly he is. You're supposed to ... "find" him. Lol. With basically no information.

I do have his IP, so based on that you could (in theory) get his full name from his provider if you're bribing them or pull some illegal stuff. Assuming his name didn't change again.

But also, he announced that he would fuck any visitor to death if he can smell any bit of fear on them. And you know for a fact you would be scared, at least a little bit.
That might be not a joke.

>>19553404
He's a queer who likes his bread buttered on both sides.
>You thirsty nigger.
What are you talking about?
I dont know if she is underage or goth but there is a new young female contributer to these threads. Who i also suspect is starting these threads now.

>>19553432
If he tries that ill have a little surprise for him.

>>19553465
I haven't noticed any young girl. Who are you talking about?

>>19553469
>If he tries that ill have a little surprise for him.

I'm giggling to myself in the darkness of my room staring at your reply. :^)

>>19553487
Now, can you pass me the info, ill check prices and see if i can go wherever he is in my vacations, ill prepare for the encounter while im there.

>>19553526
Hm? What information? He's in Miami and owns a bar, apparently.

If you want his IP, I'll keep that one myself until I have decided if I throw it away or not. Then you can have it.

>>19553487
She isnt a namefag. I think she's starting these threads now. Try to keep up.

post fav vampire pics.

real vamps must take advantage of tragedy, those events are rife with opportunity, maybe they hide looking like normies.

>>19553560
>normies
Fuck off normalfag

>>19553548
Alright, i have time.

>>19553572
How would you even get his full name with his IP if you don't have money?

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>>19553558
I'm male.

>>19553586
Why do you come off like a woman? Were you born in the 90s?

>>19553575
I would find a way, during vacations i get double my salary, dunno if that would be enough to get to miami tough, its not exactly cheap. But, if i ended up spending all my money and the guy turns out not to be a vamp i would prob kill him out of frustration.

>>19553614
Im kidding btw

>>19553624
Damn it. I thought we were going to be one tripfag down.

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>>19553586
I think he was hoping for you to be a cute girl he could molest. You ruined his plan. Ah, anyway... vampires...

>>19553614
I don't think he would be interested in making you immortal. He would probably just laugh at you or eat you. (Or me.)

Well, in any case, I might share the IP with you in the future. Maybe.

>>19553644
Not that easy to eat me you know. Thanks for the consideration anyway.

>>19553654
Unless I'm mistaken, you're just a human. What you gonna do if a 300-year old vampire with super human strength holds you down as easy as he could hold down a kid?

You gonna wrestle a superhuman monster?

>>19553644
>I think he was hoping for you to be a cute girl he could molest
I never remotely suggested such a thing. Refrain from posting your pedophilic fantasies bitch.

>>19553665
>so interested in OPs gender and keeps bringing it up for no reason AT ALL
>not a creepy molester

Pick one and only one.

>>19553660
>You gonna wrestle a superhuman monster
That's what he thinks. These are the people who take this thread seriously

>>19553644
dont be a selfish faggot and post it

>>19553644
Pass clearly I don't wanna share I was made perfect. When you looked at your actions they broke you down and killed the best part of you. When I look ed at mine I said fine I just be a re virgin sex wasn't that good anyways. I smile at how funny it is that you assume I care I can't change the things I did without knowing I can only smile at how funny it is to know they preferred me over you any day of the week.

>>19553669
I mention that knife queers latest obession might be op. No mention of moleststion or anything of the sort you sick cunt.

>>19553660
Knifes, acid, homemade venon and explosives, military boots with steel plating, brass knuckles, anything that would give me and edge over him.

>>19553672
No harm in preparing for the worst.

>>19553669
I is a girly man the manlyest of men ever created in cute girl form.

>>19553644
The entire fucking point supposedly is to find vampires and you have think you have a connection to one but are unwilling to share. These threads have no purpose besides giving you something to do.

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>>19553675
>dont be a selfish faggot and post it

You have to understand one thing. As tiny as the "leads" we have are, pretty much all of them come from and through me. I've spent countless hours looking into people, going into the archive of /x/ years ago over and over again and analyzing posts, contacting individuals outside of this thread to confirm or investigate this shit further. Stuff that most anons here have overlooked.

And I have SHARED 99% of it with everyone here, and people started to use it for themselves or look into it. Which is perfectly fine, it was intended. However considering all of that, I deserve to keep a few shreds of information to myself and only myself.

>>19553677
Is this some incoherent schizophrenic rambling or a songtext? I can't tell.

>>19553696
Kill yourself trans filth.

>>19553690
A feeble fag like you? You couldnt fight an ape let alone a super powered vampire

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>>19553707
I'm sorry I missed the joke care to explain it to me

>>19553700
So just more excuses to keep this wate of time going no where

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>>19553736
Why don't you get some shit started and post some possible vampire leads, you lazy monkey?

>>19553725
I can and will if necessary.

>>19553742
How do you think you can even get stuff like that across the border? Not that it's guaranteed to help either, but I suppose it's good to be prepared anyway.

>>19553735
Not really a joke. If you're one of those string of letter queers you should fucking die.

>>19553700
do it faggot

>>19553742
I thought these threads were supposed to be against roleplayers?

>>19553739
I don't have any. You claim to but wont reveal them so you can keep the pointless circle jerk going. Why dont you want to advance this thread for once?

>>19553780
Pretty sure even if I wanted to (which I don't) posting his IP adress and/or his full name is against the rules and considered doxing.

>I don't have any.

Then start and work on them, like I did. Don't be lazy.

>>19553745
All that stuff can be made at home, doesnt take long either.

>>19553780
Because it's her 0.00000001% chance at immortality. Like you'd be different.

>>19553794
Your weapons wont really help you against inhumane speed and strength though. Like, your hands are ripped off before you can even pull the knife. And you just carrying them with you could be considered an act of betrayal.

Like, you can meet the vampire, but you get checked before you enter the room. What then?

>>19553798
I don't want to be immortal. And I'm not delusional to think that I can qualify as a member of an elite group because I'm pretty braindamaged and genetically average to inferior.

I just want to witness the secret of their existence! How amazing...

>>19553792
Just more fucking excuses. These threads will never go anywhere. If you found proof you wouldnt be able to share it anyway.

>>19553798
No let me auto correct you, you would like to be different I am just doing what humans do best survive. If becoming a God or divine being is a result of those actions then so be it. I Personally DOont Care Either Way.

>>19553809
Go and be a better example. Put your nose into this stuff and dig out some information, find a lead. Do something, anything.

The whole world is vamped, literally everyone is dead - y'all just don't know.

>>19553798
She's been posting this shit for month. Claiming these threads were about revealing the truth about vampires. Now there is possible proof and she doesn't want to share it? Whats the point of these fucking threads? Why not just research and keep it it to yourself. Are these threads just about providing her attention?

>>19553807
People will check for things that look like weapons most of the times, if they get everything then im pretty much fucked, but ill try anyway. Also, not an act of betrayal if i dont know the other party intentions towards me, its not like im gonna go batshit crazy and attack the vamp out of nowhere.

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>>19553836
>arrives with hidden acid, knives, guns and explosives to the meeting
>wont provoke the vampires if they find out

Lol.

>>19553836
And of they exist, im pretty sure humans managed to kill some of them, so i still have a chance at survival.

>>19553851
Its only fair if the guy has superhuman abilities at his disposal.

Aliens are vampires that think they're in the sky, and almost everyone of these rappers is basically a HIVE MIND Alien Vampire from the US GOVERNMENT because that's about as high as it goes - HIVE MIND US GOVERNMENT Aliens making people famous so they become kind of like a Video Game for the higher ups to play - act and pose as your favorite rapper. Lil Uzi Vert, Gucci Mane, Young Thug, Kendrick Lamar, Desiigner, 21 Savage, Ruben Slikk, Mike Dece was always an alien, Riff Raff, ASAP FERG, Kanye West, ASAP Rocky, MF Doom, AESOP ROCK. If you don't believe just look into their eyes and learn to recognize that Gucci ain't Gucci.

>>19553864
You unironically believe that you as a 18-24 year old kid with no experience have a chance to outsmart and overpower a supernatural monster who has survived several centuries in its own house in a physical fight?

>>19553874
Selling your soul is like the movie Eagle Eye - only you have to demean and water yourself down and most of these rappers are Serial Killers who kill while on tour to level and increase their place in the Devil Worshiping Society, Acid Baths being a key part in all of these people who sell their souls because it's heavily demonic lighting to see literally increasing the vibrance in your life to another level. Just look at Lil Uzi Vert's eyes and his X0 Tour LiF3 video - he's not the only rapper to be acid bathing people - Kendrick Lamar does it too. Dear innocent little Kendrick.

>>19553885
I have experience fighting and im used to dangerous shit, did not fight against monsters yet tough.

>>19551810
They hide in plain site dude - vampires are usually those random people asking for help or direction or standout a little too much in public. They also tend to have weird eyes.

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>>19553906
Hmm, okay. Maybe? Then the vampires better watch their ass before they catch your knife.

>>19553918
Or maybe ill die before i even blink, who knows.

>>19553937
Or maybe he falls in love with you the moment you enter the room...

(Wink.)

>>19553937
Death is irrelevant.

>>19553951
Haha lol

>>19553960
I know

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>>19553951
This thread is too gay.

>>19554036
I thought death is opposite of what you want

>>19553700
And what is it you keep to yourself?
What are you hiding?

>>19554254
It is, but if you die, what can you do?

>>19554302
Not being suicidal would help :^) I dont think acid or knife would help you. Explosive maybe but you would die too for sure

>>19554370
You never know till you try haha
I think acid could help, it all depends on their self healing rating, a blind vampire would be easier to defeat than one who can see, i guess.

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>>19554293
I'm not hiding shit just because I don't give you lazy faggots everything I know on command. Read what I wrote, already sharing 99% of my information.

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>>19554448
whats up with people in this thread and their fascination with acid..

Good luck if it actually comes to that!

>>19554471
I hope it wont, wanna keep things civil.

>>19554464
Easy with the attitude sweetheart, you won't be getting any help if you call us lazy faggots for asking a simple question.

>>19554471
You would throw acid into that face? What kind of sick fucks are in this thread.

>>19554498
I would never throw acid into anyone face. It seems quite rude

>>19554498
Tranny is a sick terrorist cunt and said she wants to arm herself with acid, Brazili is an underage queer and wants to do the same. This thread is filled with faggotry and niggers.

>>19554518
Well if I know one thing, it's that the only thing worse than faggotry is niggers, and the only thing worse than niggers is faggotry. How to we stop this thread?

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>>19554518
>Tranny is a sick terrorist cunt and said she wants to arm herself with acid

Acid is a very effective weapon yet most people don't even consider it. But I talked about making an acid bottle as a weapon MONTHS ago and didn't mention it again recently. So even though you think these threads are "faggotry" you still come back every day and read all the posts since then?

Really makes me wonder. Are you a stalker?

>>19552794
This beautiful name does not belong to me.
>>19552822
>No, she just likes to do what I and some others do.
What would that be?
>>19554514
>>19554493
>>19554539
Good morning!

>>19554535
You should neck yourself and see if it will help

>>19554559
Hello how are you? Why up so early?

>>19554535
Brazili is a nigger who wants to suck dick, Tranny Goblin is a fat virgin who is looking for vampire dick because she is too unattractive to get a boyfriend. Knife queer is the clone of Tranny and tries to copy her whole act except he's even dumber than she is.

>>19554559
Good night, how are you doing?

>>19554581
>Hello how are you?
Well. How are you?
>Why up so early?
I do not sleep a lot, I am almost awake at all times. Why are you up so early?
>>19554588
Well! How are you? Have you succeeded in finding immortality?

>>19554559
Hey! I noticed I made a mistake last time, I called you my patron saint of not getting hit by cars. But it has to be matron. Unless patron was also gender-neutral? Doesn't really matter I guess.

As you saw in the thread our "friend" the Varangian still is quite infatuated with the idea that you're a supernatural Succubus. I wish both of you were here at the same time so you could talk it over... but he's gone killing people. Just casual vampire things, you know.

>>19554615
Nope, im reading on internal alchemy but its a shot in the dark, dunno how it will turn out.

>>19554634
Besides that, im doing alright i guess

>>19554622
I do not know what a patron saint is. Would you please explain its meaning to me?
He believes I am someone else, there is not much we could discuss. He seems to be quite stubborn! Maybe he calls me a succubus because he has taken a liking to me? Ah! I understand now. (It is a joke!)
>>19554634
Internal alchemy? Is it different from "normal" alchemy?

>>19554615
>Well. How are you?
Good I guess

>Why are you up so early?
My sleep schelude is horrible and I wake up several times during night. Like now

>>19554669
It is unfortunate. Maybe vampires are troubling your sleep to weaken you! Have you given it a thought?

>>19554668
"Patron saints are chosen as special protectors or guardians over areas of life. These areas can include occupations, illnesses, churches, countries, ..."

So you're the saint people pray to when they don't want to get hit by cars. Matron saint of not-getting-hit-by-cars! That's your area of protection and expertise. :^)

(Don't worry, I know you're not guarding anyone here. It is just a retarded fantasy.)

>Maybe he calls me a succubus because he has taken a liking to me? Ah! I understand now.

He probably is interested in you because so many other people are interested in you. Jealous maybe? Maybe if you go to Miami, consider meeting his Vampiric Highness... that's where is supposedly lives!

>>19554668
From what i could comprehend so far, its about making the elixir of life inside your own body, normal alch would be an external process from what i can gather, but something also changes inside of the alchenist, his soul perhaps

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>>19554679
Hmm maybe..why would they do that tho? That would be pretty jerk move. I never wronged them!

>>19554690
Oh, I understand now. It is not realistic, would I be able to protect from something I can not protect myself from?
>Maybe if you go to Miami, consider meeting his Vampiric Highness... that's where is supposedly lives!
It is too far away.
>>19554699
How did you get the idea?
>>19554702
I told you I did not make empty threats. This is only the beginning! :^)

>>19554582
Only the janitors can fix /x/.

>>19554718
Some anon mentioned it in another post where they were talking about immortality, so i got curious and picked it up.

>>19554718
I'm aware.

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>>19554718
It was happening before I met you. You should not take credit for someone else work! :^)

>>19554744
Do not get yourself killed!
>>19554751
I wanted to ask. When you asked if I noticed something weird, you meant, in my life, right?

>>19554777
>I wanted to ask. When you asked if I noticed something weird, you meant, in my life, right?

I think you could say so, but not it would be more internal than external. Obviously it didn't work, so whatever happened wasn't me. Did you notice something odd in your life though?

>>19554777
How would that happen?

>>19554776
You are under an illusion that it has happened in the past!
>>19554788
Have you tried to curse me? No, I did not.
>>19554793
I would not know.

>>19554804
Yeah, I tried to curse and kill you. As you can see it didn't work.

>>19554809
>it didn't work.
Too bad! Are you offended? My jokes are of bad taste, apologies.

>>19554804
Dont worry, ill try not to get killed, but if it happens, it happens, dont worry haha

>>19554821
Good! I am going now, have a good day.

>>19554818
I am actually offended. But I'm offended with myself for not succeeding over and over again and not being smart enough to understand what I'm missing. Not your fault, it's my own weakness.

But yes, we both know it wasn't a curse. Just something harmless and embarrassing.

>>19554828
You too, ill be back later, see you then.

>>19554804
No it was very real. And just now I sudenly napped for 20 minutes. But I woke up without any bite marks so its good :^)

>>19554828
Good night

>>19554846
Wait. So, what was the pont of all this? She comes by, you exchange meaningless good mornings, then she leaves?

>>19554884
Well, i asked questions before but i think she did not want to answer them, last one i asked is how i would differ a vampire from a normal human being.

>>19554908
Uh-huh. Well, this was comelling stuff. Good night people

>>19554911
Thats why im trying to search for alternative ways, even if a vamp shows up here, i dont think any would be willing to come to my country to meet me.

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>>19551566
Why do you believe they exist?

vampres dunt exisrts

not anymore.

>>19554830
You cant find something that doesnt exist

I'm a vampire AMA

>>19557950
ignore roleplayers thread