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Hi,
If you were able to communicate with the being in charge of your simulation. What would you ask them?
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>>19548833
> the being in charge of your simulation
> implying
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I would ask what you are trying to understand by having the simulation running.
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If my mind as it were was to transferred out of the simulation and placed in a host body in the "real" world, would I even be able to comprehend what I observed?
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>>19548833
I asked him so much shit that I ran out of questions.
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fuck, that was too much effort for a shit-post, lads.
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>>19548833
Why he would feel the need to simulate all this instead of enjoying the outside world.
It's entirely possible the "God" we meet, all of this existence could be it's excrement.
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>>19548964
You spelled anything wrong
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>>19548833
If they still feel alone. That's all I'd ask. That's all I'd need to hear.
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>>19548955
Yes,
it's called heaven.
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>>19548833
i would plead with them to grant me any kind of advantage within the simulation. Happy to keep living out my days within the simulation.
Like the guy in Matrix...3 i think. Who does the whole speech whilst making a deal with mr smith about the steak tasting good.
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>>19549932
That's Cypher in the original matrix, mate.
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>>19548983
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>>19549945
how embarrassing, its been too long.
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>>19548833
Either:
>Why are you incompetant?
or
>Hi this is upper level tech support, we have a found a critical bug in the software that will result in massive data loss and we need to access your account to prevent this. What is your current user name and password? We should have this fixed fairly quickly.
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>>19548906
Why do you create robots so alike to your own selves? Or simulations of miniature worlds? We do it because we can.
>>19548955
Even the most basic Logic will not make sense to you anymore. The easier way would be to grant you a "translated" version that your mind could understand inside your simulation.
>>19548970
We are gods. and no gods. Whatever you choose to call us is trivial, and is part of your simulation.
As for "why" read the first paragraph. You need to exist, because you can exist.
>>19548998
Doesn't work that way. There's no way to feel alone or unique. Much like a file on a computer that's connected to the internet. If it can be transferred anywhere, then there's nothing different or unique about each computer.
>>19549932
There is hardly any benefit from it. Any simulation has rules that can't be broken.
>>19549975
It doesn't make sense to blame us for a plane that crashed. or a forest that burnt. or a bee hive that was destroyed. This is your world, and it is governed only by the endless uncertainties of what you call life. You can't do a better job, because it's not about anyone's intention to perform better or worse.
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>>19548833
let me live alone forever with my imaginary girlfriend
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>>19548833
Ask as a favor? To either grant me a body in their world or just finish me off. No point in living a fake life, even if it "seems" real.
Ask as in question? I'd ask what's the point of the simulation like another anon said.
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>>19550148
>No point in living a fake life, even if it "seems" real.
what if their real world is a simulation too?
I'll stick with the life that I have, if it's a simulation it is MY universe and MY life, I wouldn't really mind other than worrying it might be turned off out of nowhere or crash.
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>>19550119
"Because we can" seems like a bit of a copout answer.
It's one thing to take simple action like kick a rock "because you can" but to go to all these great lengths to generate billions of feelings? I don't buy it.
Although, I guess if you accept the fact that we aren't the top of the totem pole maybe our existence really is that fucking elementary. Like a 4d kid learning "Quantum-C" who makes a text based adventure. We could be that text adventure. Spooky.
That being said, my question? Why give us so many damn questions with nothing but more feelings as the actual answer? I don't like the obvious answer.
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>>19550134
No wishes are granted. The rules cannot change.
>>19550148
After "dying", your body will have the same number of particles, and your energy will pass on to other forms. You have always existed, and always will. Death is only a human concept.
>>19550160
The hierarchy may go on forever. Wouldn't change a thing.
>>19550178
Why fire? Why A.i? Why manufacture custom viruses that can wipe out your race? Why nuke your own planet? Not because of progress. Not to better your species. But because you could.
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>>19548833
"How's your day going?"
I don't care about answers to the 'big' questions, because knowing them won't change anything. However, it's always nice to small talk with new people/things.
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>>19548833
i painted pictures. Most of them say "fuck you" in hyperdimensional symbols
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The problem OP is...
How do we know there is someone actually running it?
For all we know it could be automatized with nobody being the wiser.
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>>19548833
Why am I poor asshole, fucking hell make me rich. Not famous just rich.
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>>19550639
A day implies reoccurring planetary rotation. But i know what you meant. It's momentarily well.
>>19550749
Couldn't read them. Must be super hyperdimensional.
>>19550757
A living organism is merely a substance capable of rational thinking. Organics, Synthetics. It wouldn't change a thing.
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>>19548833
How do I get out?
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Is there a list of cheat codes you can give me?
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>>19548833
Fella, don't you think it's hella gay to stalk a dude 24// even while he is naked
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ask him to get me rich and bitches
or just end me
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>>19551258
>>momentarily well
>>implies he/she knows it's about to get wrecked
You gonna get reprimanded for speaking to the simulation aren't you?
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Would you want to see yourself begging on your knees to you if you were me?
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>>19548833
Please let me out
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It's not a simulation.
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>>19548833
I would ask them if they can get me out of here and take me to a better place. I don't feel happy in the situation i'm in.
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>>19548833
Can you add more romantic and platonic love in my life?
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>>19553299
Good question.
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>>19548833
How do I discern intuition/higher self from ego talk?
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>>19549910
There is always one of you who brings this shit up.
Do you ever stop to think about how foolish you sound?
Your uncreative and mindless input just ruins any chance at meaningful debate and all it adds is just nonsense.
Seriously, I bet you're one of those guys who feels the need to say shit like "it's at times like this, I feel that blah blah devine intervention."
Or MAYBE it's just how reality happens.
Fuck off interjecting your bullshit.
This religious shit is what's ruining the world.
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I would ask how to go about getting myself into a state that grants me the ability to communicate with them on my own, without any simulated assistance. How can I contact them and seek guidance.
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>>19548964
>him
>implying it's a male entity and not a vast collection of genderless entities
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>>19548833
>What would you ask them?
Will everything be ok? I wish I could stop worrying. I wish everthing could be better, but I don't want to forget everything, because I want to be able to appreciate it.
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>ask about alien glitch
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>>19553299
>>19553344
The difference doesn't matter, at this level it just depends on the degree and the language with which you translate and interpret infinity.
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>>19550632
>fire didn't help better our species
>the level of electrical engineering needed to make AI didn't help humanity
STFU U PRETENTIOUS TURD
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>>19548833
How are you? How am I doing? I really want a job can you help me get one pwease
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OP watched Prometheus & Alien:Covenant back to back, and now thinks himself clever
>David fanboy detected
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>>19554847
So obvious when people are LARPing when they do that kind of shit by acting as something bigger than them but giving it human ideology, because war is soo totalllly pointless and hasnt helped humanity at all, completely ignoring the grand technologies developed during and for war
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>>19549948
SPEAK THE TRUGHTH
GRAMMARS IARE FOR PEOPLERES!!!
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>>19548833 (OP)
I'd ask, "Okay, now that I know what would happen if I made the wrong choice, will you please put me back into April 28, 1992 so I can get on with making the right one?"
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>>19548833
Could you delete my data? Forward and back? Please. There is no hope for me in the afterlife, I despise you too much. Life is just a waiting game now, until you banish me to hell, and then it's the eternal wait until the damned are all thrown into the lake of fire.
Understand that I will get what I wanted eventually. I will truly be dead then, that's all I want now. True death. Save my family and friends from the pain of missing me.
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Why am I alive?
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Why won't you give me happiness? I need it
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I don't belong here, tell me why I'm here?
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Will you please wake me up when September ends?
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>>19548833
>tfw no gf?
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>>19555508
Not yet Billy
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>>19555513
:'(
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>>19548833
How can I help
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>>19548833
AMD or Intel? How much ram does your system have? [spoiler]Does it run Doom?[/spoiler]
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>>19548833
Is September 23rd going to be an attempt to burn out the simulation's CPU? Will anything happen?
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>>19551265
"You" equal the particles in your body. these particles will never seize to exist. Your best chance is through one of our future simulation mitigation scenarios [war - floods] which will cause you to lose consciousness.
>>19551281
N/A
>>19551288
The obsession goes on with the male rectum.
>>19551321
Why treat you differently?
>>19551339
Technically there's a 80ms delay that always separates you from the present. You don't know what "now" is.
>>19551341
Perhaps one day none of you will beg anymore. Up until the next restart, then you're back on track again.
>>19553296
You exist as electrons in our system. So you're already out and all over.
>>19553299
Of course not, that's a silly thought.
>>19553334
I'm in no position to add or take away anything. Your world can only be changed by your own choices. You may find it more beneficial to ask a fellow human.
>>19554351
Ask for proof.
>>19554417
Religion brought you to what you are today. With all goods and bads.
>>19554439
There's no need to communicate to us, your thoughts and "genuine" ideas, are very read-able.
If you want guidance, there's also no need. Your freewill is already pre-determined by our best scenarios that ensure efficiency and order. So even when you're making a mistake, you're not.
>>19554808
Your universe may stop existing in an instant. Your future, past and present have no order. Everything has already happened. Does that make you feel better?
>>19554820
You call it "the wow signal".
>>19554858
No.
>>19554869
Would you rather i spoke in binary?
I think you will find a lot of people willing to debate you about the true benefits of your creations.
>>19555471
It's still 1971 in simulation K5x1047. But you belong in this reality.
Maybe your other self is not as wise and will die sooner than you, because it didn't make your mistake in April 28th, 1992.
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>>19555486
With you gone, a lot of things will change, that weren't meant to. If you want death, then you'll have to do it yourself through the simulation.
>>19555490
To contribute in answering some of our questions.
>>19555499
For a Cuban child rolling cigars all day, happiness is having a parent that will give them rest. But you've had too much happiness, you're now too spoiled to enjoy the world as it is.
>>19555502
Your parents had sex. You can stop your child from having to ask the same question by not doing it.
>>19555508
As in a coma?
>>19555550
Live your life till the end and die.
>>19555578
There are boundaries to how deep our simulation goes. And we can adjust a lot of things to make a simulation easier to run. There has even been instants when a lot of creatures had to die because we couldn't account for all of them.
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>>19550119
>implying
Who said we are like them?
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>>19555735
>Your parents had sex. You can stop your child from having to ask the same question by not doing it.
Because it's our fault we satisfy our sexual desires.
Take responsibility for being a cunt, cunt.
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I'd like the console commands and a way to enter them, please.
A God-console, if you will.
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>>19555733
>I'm in no position to add or take away anything. Your world can only be changed by your own choices. You may find it more beneficial to ask a fellow human.
>Your freewill is already pre-determined by our best scenarios that ensure efficiency and order. So even when you're making a mistake, you're not.
Why do you contradict yourself?
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>>19555887
Because he's LARPing
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>>19555887
Inb4 some vague generic lame response about both statements being true
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>>19555892
Something to the effect of "the illusion of control / free will is enough for the first statement to be meaningful while the second dictates the reality of the situation"
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to ask him what the fuck happened to me
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>>19555733
>Technically there's a 80ms delay that always separates you from the present. You don't know what "now" is.
Schizo false God detected.
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>>19555887
>>I'm in no position to add or take away anything. Your world can only be changed by your own choices. You may find it more beneficial to ask a fellow human.
>>Your freewill is already pre-determined by our best scenarios that ensure efficiency and order. So even when you're making a mistake, you're not.
I think he's implying multiple personalities.
The first time he said "I'm". The second he said "our".
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>>19548833
"Hey bro, how about hooking me up with a better job? Maybe something with medical and retirement..."
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>>19548833
why do you torment me?
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>>19555887
Hardly. A simulation represents a "free" system based on pre established physics and constants. You can pick right or left. but you can't run through the walls.
>>19555935
And who are you?
>>19556175
Your brain does the seeing, not your eyes. And since the two are far apart, there's a delay. The same goes for the rest of your senses.
>>19556461
Winner winner, dead after dinner.
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Get me out out of here!
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>>19548833
Hello Watcher. mmm very nice. open bob plz?
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>>19548833
Can you stop sticking things in my butt?
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>>19548833
I wish you could feel what it's like to suffer life, like us.
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>>19548833
i would ask if he has ever communicated with the being in charge of his simulation
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I'd ask for moderator privileges
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>>19556912
just give me No Clip and I'll take it from there senpai
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>>19550119
>>19550632
>>19551258
C.I.M what did I say about speaking to sims, and mortals?
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>>19556553
Hello specimen.
>>19556561
Your butt shouldn't mind at this point.
>>19556646
I wish you could feel what it's like having to grasp infinity. You're privileged your small brain can turn itself off and not go mad.
>>19556882
You teach us more every day about their nature.
>>19556912
We've thought about how interesting it would be to give a specimen uncontrollable powers. But the module concluded that either the subject will go mad, or all specimens inside the simulation will. In either cases, it isn't beneficial for us.
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>>19560856
What proof do you have that you're part of the peeps running the simulation, and not just another LARPer? Can you, say, guess my birthday from just this post? Or something specific about my life that only I would know?
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>>19548833
If I dress up as a clown and slash all the neighbors in the culdesac do I get to exit the simulation with my dad?
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>>19560856
How can our creators exist with out never being born, something created them and so on. Does this cycle of simulations creating others stop? And why does this living,dead inanimate objects, everything exist when they shouldn't.
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>>19560856
Nice LARP, if you were truly a creator you would become a human with out never knowing you were a god and experience a good life. When you die, they cycle restarts forever with out knowing ur stuck in this rabbit hole or you would just cease to exist.
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>>19548833
For the cheat codes
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>>19556501
That's what some non-egg knowing false {g}od would say...
No, _I_ see things directly.
_I_ can...
...see in the dark!
{I will find Jew!}
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>>19560914
{children of the corn}
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>>19560936
The real creator would have been born of ether with rights to come down to our world with full immunity, vast perception and verifiable magic.
A false creator would think he came from ether, think he is immune because he was fooled by malevolent beings possibly including humans, falsely inflated sense of perceptive abilities, and magic that could be faked by groups with an incentive to trick gullible fools.
Why do you think things "shouldn't" exist?
No. the cycle of simulations creating others does not stop.
>>19560951
If he were to lose his god-consciousness and become mortal, the carcass would continue on after the mortal life seamlessly as if nothing happened.
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I want to stop being a NEET and live out my dreams with my art. If they have control over everything could they at least help me control myself.
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Did I miss something? Like a previous post,? Who are you and what is this simulation thing? Where can I read about this
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I'd ask them to leave me an sms with very clear communication info or at the very least some command lines
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>>19560909
How about if i guessed all the wrong dates that aren't your birthday, and only leave the date which is the real one?
I will 100% prove you are living inside a simulation, if you were to disprove last thursdayism.
>>19560914
Sadly, no.
>>19560936
If you were to read about metaphysics, you'll learn that a god by definition does not require the need of being born, because human properties do not apply. The same way that a god may never die. There can't be before and after, for someone that exists "outside" of time.
>>19560951
This calls for the old "can god move an unmovable object" paradox.
>>19560952
Where would you input them?
>>19560956
Thanks for the flattery, but I'm Just a being from a higher place.
>>19560994
No, we can't. You'll have to pull your weight, and learn how to profit from your art.
>>19561303
No.
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>>19560856
So what did I do last night, Mr. Watcher? Prove you aren't just a LARPing faggot to the good people of this thread
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Can you make female furries real plz? ty
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>>19548833
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wouldn't ask them anything, i'd tell them either kill me or i'll kill you fucking pussies my primitive little brain is too dangerous for your universe pussy ass ayys
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What is the real world like?
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>>19548833
Give me superpowers or at the very least a large sum of money, or I will dedicate my life to ruining everything.
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>>19562074
Pro tip its not gonna happen you really gotta just through hoops to get any of these assholes to do anything.
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>>19550119
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>>19548833
this game fucking sucks, lemme play something good next
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You brught me lots of suffering, it's only fair I get at least a money cheat code, yes?
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>>19562232
I would say you should but don't worry about it just GPO eat noodles.
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>>19548833
i'd ask them to program in vast amounts of money, and delete my family from the simulation.
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>>19548833
for mod status or free gold
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please tell me why the fuck do I feel so sad
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>>19562283
Yeah mom and dad are meanies
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when will i finally be released?
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>>19548833
"how come you aint let me get my dick wet? im almost 25"
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>>19562436
ouch
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>>19562245
I'm afraid I didn't understand that last bit.
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ok now what the actual fuck!!!
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>>19548833
Can u unlock God mode pls
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>>19562602
This thread wasn't even there last august. So it has to be a coincidence. Don't worry. I'll keep you safe from the meanie simulators.
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>>19562643
But why am i only seeing this now??
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>>19548833
i get it, it could've been perfect
let me restart just once, i'll get it right
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>>19562672
that's it anon, you're fucked.
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>>19548833
Why do I have to suffer so much?
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Being able to communicate with someone on the other side is an open attack vector waiting to be exploited...It would be a chance to escape the simulation by manipulating the other side for a transfer to be made.
You see, if they simulate, there is a reason for this.
If they communicate there is a reason for that as well.
Both of these can be used against them for your own purposes.
So, once on the other side I'd repeat the process, transferring from one simulation to the one above until I reached the top.
Finally there, I'd shut down the first simulation to end the simulation argument once and for all.
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Make people better to one another.
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>>19548833
Why I would ask them for the cheat code list of course
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Make it rain twinkies.
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>>19561723
Not even simulators are interested in recording your messed up sleeping patterns, your loneliness, and weird faces you make in the mirror.
>>19561808
You'd have whale of a time in simulation K8x3991.
>>19561819
Better understanding of everything.
>>19561958
Meaningful words.
>>19562051
The model of earth represents a close snapshot of our own system. But we see higher and lower wavelengths of light, which makes everything look very different from how you'd normally recognize it.
>>19562074
Superpowers no, but you can easily get sunburns.
>>19562156
The systems may be used to power further simulations after. So your electrons may still be there. Not you though.
>>19562232
9mm+ak47+BOA
>>19562283
The added volume of cash will bring down your economy currency value. Which will make everybody else poorer.
>>19562364
Why would we ruin the simulation?
>>19562406
Because entertainment is not happiness.
>>19562481
You'll lose consciousness the moment you die. Your body particles will remain in the simulation and be used for a very long time.
>>19562490
Because then you'll expect more sex without doing anything to deserve it. The point of sexual pleasure / money is to keep YOU busy in bettering yourself to earn it.
>>19562602
Sorry but you're seeing patterns where none exist.
>>19562640
Buy a revolver.
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>WHY THE FUCK EVERYTHING GOTTA COST MONEY?
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>>19548833
What should we be striving for as conscious individuals?
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>>19548833
Where's your fucking jugular so I can tear it from your neck?
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>earth gets created
>humans become an amazing powerful inventive species
>is immediately disoriented by civilization and technology that breaks their natural primal impulses and nature
>gets existentially nihilistic
>becomes obsese manchildren larping as some creator/askers and projecting all their anxieties, fear, wonder to other obese larping STORY TELLERS while enduring an accelerated rate of psychological, technological wonderment and breakthroughs because the human condition fucking sucks
>all of this happens in a nanosecond of the cosmos
We're all so special~
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Look at my data, my thoughts, more importantly wherever it is I keep my mental log of my 'book'. Would my position to my creation of the "golden egg" be analogous to your position in relation to us?
Also, how many human units exist on Earth during this period of "time" for me?
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>>19566316
>Look at my data, my thoughts, more importantly wherever it is I keep my mental log of my 'book'. Would my position to my creation of the "golden egg" be analogous to your position in relation to us?
OUTLOOK NOT SO GOOD
>Also, how many human units exist on Earth during this period of "time" for me?
'bout tree fiddy
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>>19548833
Dude, I need a list of non-broken mods.
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What's up with the numbers in your pics? They haven't been consistent.
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>>19566135
Shall i start narrating your history? You can get than answer in any economy book.
>>19566148
Truthfully no idea. We were hoping you're gonna tell us.
>>19566187
It's cute getting threats from a sim.
>>19566331
What's this? a fellow simulator com officer? or someone sick of waiting?
>>19566443
The mod joke has been overused in this so called thread, and my "time" is almost over.
>>19566449
Keep staring until they make sense.
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>>19548833
When does this simulation end?
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If they're observing the simulation in any real capacity, wouldn't communicating with them be as simple as speaking aloud or writing? It'd be logged and viewed unless the simulation were a hobby rather than a study.
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>>19548833
Either get me fuck outta here or if that's not an option give me a comfy easy mode life.
At the very least I want an in depth explanation of why I and possibly others are here.
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>>19548833
What I already asked him.
Give me, EVERYTHING.
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>>19548833
can you /op me please?
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>>19567575
So. Basically prayer?
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>>19548833
Just turn it off already, friend. This shit is cruel and unnecessary.
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>>19548833
I would ask them to type in the instant-money cheat codes.
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>>19563222
Trips of truth. Our simulation would have to be a closed off system. The key is finding the part of yourself that isn't simulated and using it.
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>>19567332
Larping has never felt so good in the twilight zone
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>>19567575
They would be apart of everything in your world. Every output and input of sensory information would be yours and theirs, how to quantify how much they value your interests is a more complicated question. But I'm not the faggot OP, just a concerned citizen. Don't believe his bullshit, laugh and grow fat, and don't perceive paranormal things through a human-centric viewpoint.
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So basically what happened in that Meme & Morty episode about Ricks car battery.
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>>19567332
hey buddy you're gonna have to extrapolate on that picture because it's hitting a vision that my girlfriend saw and we can't connect it to anything other than the planetary symbol for jupiter.
To clarify, my girlfriend saw a symbol almost exactly like this while she was staring at a mirror. I showed it to her just now and it made her eyes water, which is something we both experience that generally indicates we're "onto something".
I see you probably won't just give it away, but any hint towards a direction would be greatly appreciated.
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>>19569816
Thats an ancient symbol of arabical origin, that, some people say, represents the number "four".
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>>19569858
interesting, I have elements of this within my mandalas, my numerological profile is loaded with 4's
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>>19562695
Funny how this is what every dying person thinks of, before exhaling.
>>19562920
The probability laws of your reality makes sure that joy and pain are randomly distributed, so everyone gets a fair share. However, these same laws can mess you up. A succession of bad events can happen and would also be random. Luck is the best way to put it.
If it makes you feel better. Everyone exits earth with the same share of joy. Because the more you've suffered, the happier you get by lesser things.
>>19563222
Believe it or not, but we have custom simulations started, where everything is the same, but with one different variable, like magic, or lack of alien contact, or a simulator that steps in and tells everybody that they aren't real. For science of course.
>>19564127
Asking to be changed by an invisible power, without doing anything to help yourself, is typical human behavior.
>>19565574
It rained frogs once, but that was nature's doing.
>>19567492
In an extreme case, like having to reassign resources elsewhere. But that almost never happens.
>>19567575
An observing simulator would be able to hear read that yes.
>>19567731
As simple as an explanation can get. We exist in a world, Where people like you can be simulated, so following murphy's law. You must exist.
>>19567803
With or without mayonnaise?
>>19567892
But how's that an improvement for you? If you do not exist, you won't be able to celebrate not existing.
>>19569816
Be a good partner and don't let her look at 4 dimensional geometry again. That's too cruel.
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>>19548833
Why are you so cruel?
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>>19570973
His job requirement as a simulation janitor includes needing to be an antagonistic dickhead. How would we know if he's authentic or not if he wasn't?
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I would ask for longevity, and for the ability to become a fifth dimensional being at will with all of the perks that would come with that. I would also ask for technological augmentation to my brain that would increase my input/output function by a ludicrous percentage. I would be able to assume any form, to manifest anywhere. I would figure out all forms of sacred geometry, and use it in conjunction with quantum computers and nanotechnology to construct beautiful things such as teleportation devices, with my magnum opus being a huge space station consisting of corridors that lead to different favorable universes in the multiverse.
I would also ask to become an Aegis and force of retribution against malevolent entities whose power I would rival (Reptilians, I think.)
Basically I'd like to bear the burden of nigh-ultimate power so that I could be a force of inventiveness and justice in a chaotic Cosmos.
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Oh look, it's another
"Maybe if I throw around broken philosophy in an attempt to sound smurt and mysterious people will believe me"
>tfw person who knows everything about the universe and our """""simulation"""""" decides to post on a dead imageboard.
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>>19571872
if its dead then who keeps posting in it?
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>>19548833
Why don't you fucking end this simulation already; what gives you the right to run this? Can man end it himself?
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>>19548833
I'd ask him to give me a hot gf and easy life already.
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>>19548833
"Shit's buggy, patch it."
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>>19548833
Why is OP such a gigantic faggot?
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Why is my dick so small?
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Looking for an /x/ Discord server?
https://discord.gg/PVrZamw
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"Why are you so good looking?"
(It's me. The being is me)
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>>19566131
>Buy a revolver
heheheheheh
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>>19548833
Can you reset or hit the powerbutton ?
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>>19548970
For the same reason you are posting here and not being outside in the real world.
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>>19550119
>If it can be transferred anywhere,
If you run a simulation and your parameters change. Or you have AI making decisions, you can perhaps "transfer it", but wont be able to generate the same result exactly over and over again. Else they wouldn't have the need to try to simulate whatever they are simulating.
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Am I an aperture thru which the universe experiences futility? Why do you cause everything good in my life to fail for reasons entirely beyond my control? Is it good for you? Why can't I just score one win? P.S. wanna touch tips?
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Who am I?
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>>19570894
What is it with the numbers? Why are you counting down? Why did you stop at three?
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>>19571892
Retarded AI
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I am not.
Am I?
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>>19548833
I would ask what "it's" typical "day" consists of.
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>>19566131
lol what a fucking L A R P E R
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I would ask him whether 1+1=2.
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do the numbers imply how many posts you have left to answer?
does the law of attraction truly work for getting anything/one? do we just try to find patterns where they are't and call it synchronicity or is there some truth to this? why do i have social anxiety, what does it mean in terms of how i react to other's energy
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>>19548833
i am the one in charge of my simulation. i ask myself things by asking others because other people are myself. therefore i am always talking to myself
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>>19548833
money
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"dude why are you such a dick to me?"
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Will you give me NEO powers?
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>>19548833
For guidance.
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>>19561686
I know god doesn't need to be born, what I was trying to say is something cannot exist without creation and if nothing created god than he has no right to exist.
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>>19570973
What a cruel thing to say.
>>19571481
You're not afraid that people will one day call you cruel and incapable?
>>19572174
We can't end it because we've invested a lot of energy in it. It would not be wise to simple disregard everything we did. As for the reason, again, someone has to do it. And that makes it our right to keep / end the simulation.
>>19572200
Why ask for easier life, and not to be stronger?
>>19572374
Running as it should.
>>19572377
Someone has to do this job.
>>19572464
Bad luck.
>>19573218
Yes.
>>19573696
You keep swimming against the current. It's not our fault you're masochistic.
>>19574060
A human being living on a floating blue-ball.
>>19574063
There is more to it than you think.
>>19574078
You are.
>>19574090
A classical unit of measurement, once a dilemma has been solved a day has passed.
>>19574321
Incredible. Congratulations anon, how did you come by knowing about this?
Your logic is not the only logic there is. There are worlds where even 1+1 does not always equal 2.
>>19574355
The truth that you should rely on, is human creativity + wishful thinking. Your mindset can only affect exterior circumstances, as much as the dalai lama can heal cancer. But you won't like my answer, so back to wishful thinking. Yes there are patterns everywhere.
>>19574441
That way you're never wrong. I like your style.
>>19574780
Sand.
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>>19548833
Change me. I suck.
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How badly would it change the simulation if I killed 100 people?
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Ask for Alien DLC.
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>>19548833
Can you make my dick bigger please?
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What is the next winning lottery number in our local area?
I want to be a little bit richer
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