Surreal photos

>>19545996
And then?

>>19546057
This pic always fukken kills me.
Holy shit so funny

>>19546341
Underrated post

>>19546057
holy shit

>>19546341
Btfo

>>19546314
BLAGGD

>>19546057
"In a world..."

>>19548647
What is this

>>19548692
what hooves attach to

>>19546057
who the fuck is this

>>19548662
That shit is disgusting.

t. Alaskafag

>>19548626
Holy kek

>>19546335
Nice leg strength.

>>19546335
Oh, I see, he's doing a sit up while hanging from the top of the rock wall with his legs. Freaky angle.

>>19546057
>WHAT IF

>>19548658
Top kek is that ayy lmao in wingdings?

>>19549870

definitely a human

>>19549887
No shit, Sherlock

>>19545996
Houston, we have a problem.

>>19549870
Really puts this into perspective.... That's a dude in a costume.....

>>19549497
Literally just thought that as I scrolled by it

>>19549440
Reznor???

>>19548997
joe rogan and alex jones face ran through the ethnicity feature of face app that blended their faces with the millions of asian selfies they have on their server to morph all the faces into joes and alexs to make joe and alex look asian

>>19549440

wtf kind of freak of nature is this

>>19546314
kill yourself, you intolerant bully. making fun of people like this only points to your own self-loathing and feeling insignificance. It's not only transparent, it's pathetic.

>>19546314
I bet Tuh-Tuh Tuh-Tyrone tapped dat sweet ass later.

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>>19546057

>>19548662
WHAT

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>>19548662

>>19551452
women that use the internet like this unsupervised need a firm spanking

Bump. This stuff is great.

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>>19549856
I can't believe it's real because it's not

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Ayy lmao ...
Capture in this fuck planet .... :(

>>19548858
fucking christ

>>19549861
nice job

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What was BUM trying to tell us?

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SOMALIAN SOMMELIERS?

>>19546314
I hope he splacked that shit

>>19549463
When he wakes up he has a surprise lol

>>19546314
Holy fuck, I was to abort them both so bad

>>19546314

Back in time, niggers stole bikes. And now, not even our chromosomes are safe.
Who knows when this madness will end ?

>>19552283
hurrrrrrrrr durrrrrr nuigers blak poepl edge

>>19552402
>nuigers blak poepl
Cool it with the racism, kiddo.
Or I'll be forced to report you, ok?

>>19549870
That's the "Hardware store closes in 5 minutes" car park walk.

>>19551739
The fuck
It's real

>>19552402
Don't be jealous faggot.

>>19546314
You know they actually look pretty cute together.

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>>19553099
Not as cute as how I see these bad boys.

>>19548997

Joe Shogun

>>19552304
>le meme is real
Holy moly

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>>19552419

>>19552180
very important meeting

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>>19552419

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>>19553043

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>>19546314

>>19548647
Is that a hoof wtf

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>>19553081

>>19554088
The amount of times i broke my nails as a kid... don't bring back these memories please

>>19554088
>>19554154
Fucking hated this shit right here, always tried using my teeth and id put indents in my lego

>>19554208
This is great. I wish I had this kind creativity back in school.

>>19552309
Sorry, clicked it. Now I'm possessed.

>>19546314
You know, this the first time I've seen someone with Down syndrome who isn't white.

So much for the Master Race I guess.

>>19552180
>tfw too many watermelons
>tfw I've done too many terrible things for watermelonds

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>>19548626
>Blagged

>>19549852
Fucking NOPE

>>19552180
this is the man elementary school math problems warned us about

>>19549856
Ah just like in kindergarten

>>19552273
HOLY SHIT

>>19548647
Why do they need all of those nerves?

>>19553953
kek

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>>19554122

>>19546314
>nigger stole my chromosome

>>19554674
They're not nerves, it's an array of connective tissues that (usually) keeps the hoof attached to the horse.

>>19551739
I can't believe this is real, what the fuck. It keeps going too if you just keep adding "ooga" to it.

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>>19552255

>>19549870
Unreal how much controversy this stupid video ended up creating.

>>19551739
Wow. I'm both spooked and laughing.

>>19554648
This is so underrated. Thanks for the kek, anon. Bless you.

>>19552180
>attempting to activate your melons
Has science gone too far?

>>19552402
Go back to /pol you fucking Nazi retard.

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>>19554208
>Pure Evil obtained for an exploded toaster in south England

Time Bandits?

>>19553990
Itsa me, mario

>>19552225
whats the story behind this?
Did a truck carry lamprey crash and spill it's load?
Was someone trying to smuggle lamprey?
Or did this road just flood and the lamprey all just hung out in the submerged car and just forget to leave before the water receded?

>>19555945
Asians bought the fish and they were headed to market

>>19546341
moist

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>>19545996

>>19548858
my finger and toe nails are hurting now

>>19549887
>>19549890
>>19549947
>>19555277
>so sure its a dude in a costume
>best special effects experts in the world couldnt come close to repicating it

Lol, smugness doesnt = truth stupid faggots, if you can prove it's fake then youd be the first ones since the footage was taken. Dont worry ill wait for your compelling evidence since im sure youll deliver

>>19552409
Fuck off nigger

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>>19546314
Nigger proly hung like a donkey

>>19551905
It's real. A huge aquarium in a hotel or some shit broke and flooded the lobby with water and all the critters.

>>19548662
This is morally wrong.

>>19551452
Why are you getting offended on behalf of other people?

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>>19556208
>b-b-b-but we couldn't replicate a man walking this way and looking backwards
sounds like the people investigating this were actually retarded

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>>19545996

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>>19552419
FUCK

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>>19552419

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>>19554990

>>19555518
nigger

>>19551452
pot calling the kettle black, cunt

>>19548647
>WHERE'S THE GOAT?

>>19549870
real

>>19554523
It's also one of the first black people ive seen who wasn't in jail.

Fuck off racist.

>>19555173
KEK

>>19557185
>racist against someone white
suuuure. cry more

>>19557189
kill yourself Hitler

>>19557189
all racism is OK or none is, you can't cherrypick you retard

>>19554523
I'd agree with you if that black guy's IQ wasn't about the same as every other black guy

>>19556385

are you retarded?

http://www.snopes.com/photos/animals/sharktank.asp

>>19552402
Blacks can't create functioning civilizations.

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>>19546341
>tfw my mom is 65
>this will be her soon, her mind will deteriorate
>take a good look at her
>she doesn't even look like my mom anymore

>>19552180
>gathers the 13 melons
>summoning the melon dragon to make a wish

>>19553081
please delete this

>>19548662
i've had this. it's like drinking a smoked salmon. no drink should ever taste like this.

>>19551452
Is this your first time here?

>>19556550
forever this, also the space circle sucking off the sun

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>>19546314
Not funny if you have an IQ anywhere above say, an orangutan.

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>>19552180

>>19552225
Lamprey jizz

>>19558169
How it feels to chew 5gum.

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>>19554178
Lego made a tool for this situation to prevent teeth injury.

>>19557250
I'm not saying you're wrong because you aren't, but

>(((Snopes)))

>>19556530
calling people retarded while actually being retarded and posted retarded pictures

TOP KEK!
take your (You)

>>19558010
I hate Photoshop sometimes.

>>19558747

oh so you ARE retarded then

>>19558747
Fuck off, retard.

>>19559039
>>19559068
What is happening here

>>19546360
Ah yes, when the snows fell and the Great Buddha walked among the dead.

>>19552225
>>19555945
This is what happens when cars have sex.

>>19558169
This is aesop Rock from one of his music videos FYI

>>19552402
>nuigers
>poepl
tip jej

>>19558080
badass

>>19558680
nom

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>>19551599

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>>19557953

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>>19552419

>>19551599
That would be a nightmare to hill start on

>>19548647
I've seen some footage

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>>19548647
Fuck me, every time I forget about this someone posts it again

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>>19555173

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>>19552309

>>19559104
When there is an earthquake sometimes these orbs will appear. It's apparently because of the magnetics of our planet of something

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>>19556816
>>19554183
>>19551739

>>19557185
NIGGER DETECTED!!!!

>>19560707
Colonizer detected

>>19546314
You are so mean >: c

>>19546447
More like
Underwater post

>>19558754
>believes in bigfoot

>>19552419
nah, its the "I really have to take a shit and I'm not sure where the bathroom is" walk

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>>19548662

>>19561388

now i'm hungry fro grilled cheeses... dammit

>>19554208
That should be an SCP

>>19552058
holy FUCK you are stupid

>>19553133
underrated post

>>19556208
and the earth is flat and david icke is right, too?

>>19548626
LOL

>>19557189
prejudice against white people doesn't count because a lot of white people are prejudiced? 10/10 logic

>>19562002
No prejudice dosnt count because we are all mixed breeds in this day and age. So insults should be treated as ineffective . because that's what they are.

>>19560716
colonizer is literally a compliment. my culture and society was developed enough to absolutely subjugate your culture, and still does. all the black people in america live under western society. "muh ancestral history was stole!" is a moot point as well. if black people wanted to keep their language and culture, they could've. find me any single document that even alleges white slave owners forced blacks to forsake their culture. PROTIP: you can't. fyi im not a racist and i grew up almost exclusively with and around blacks and black culture. and all my friends agree that shit like this, purposeful misinformation, hate and misrepresentation of the historcial reality poison your race and make whites hate and subjugate you even more. MLK would cry to see how black people act

>>19551739
Holy fucking shit it's actually real, I guess niggers really are stupid mongoloids and their culture is too.

>>19562044
not sure if same anon who i first replied to but still 10/10 logic. go do something with that extra chromosome retard

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>>19555173
Don't know why this made me laugh so hard

>>19562054
This genuinely makes me grossed out

>>19558517
kek

>>19562054
what IS that?

>>19557126
Cunt calling the cunt cunt, cunt.

>>19552419
i laugh

>>19562054

>hope solo

>>19560180
Kek

>>19561993
show me a real picture, just one

>>19556550
fucking uzumaki

>>19556208
The fact that one of the guys that made this died of cancer 5 years after it was shot kind of proves that this video is cancer.

>>19552283
grape drank?

>>19546279

(you)

>>19556550
aaAAAAAAA WTF IS THIS

>>19560643
DELETE

>>19556550
Seriously wtf is this

>>19546341
WTF am I looking at?

>>19560503
>tfw no ratcock gf(male)

>>19562068
>A dog being harassed with a blow dryer
MAN I'M REAL SPOOKED

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>>19558680
That's what that fucking thing was for? God damn it...

>>19558007
>Oven-baked, not fried

Good to know

>>19563197
FLOOD VICTIMS from the recent weather in america.... its obviously appalling that this happened to a bunch of elderly women

>>19563265
Jesus Christ, couldn't they have evacuated them?

>>19563297
no idea m8 - a lot of incompetence from the staff thats for sure

>>19558680
I always assumed it was a lever...

>>19563297
If this was the one near my college - the staff up and left. The left a bunch of old folks to fend for themselves. Thankfully a bunch of college kids who lived in the surrounding area were able to get them out safely with out any casualties.

>>19551452
fuck off to reddit, you whore.

>>19552273

Dub dubs and synchronicity. That's a kek

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>>19548626
holy shit

>>19549852
fucking action park

>>19562054
Is that the nasty patty

>>19562318
I get the reference

>>19562054
is this just a conglomeration of fish assholes

it is isnt it dont lie

>>19557640
>tfw your mom is still a bitch at 65 and you just want her to die already
>even if it means you go homeless and are forced to commit suicide or survive as a homeless

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>>19549863

>>19552058
if only we could read whats on those vials.

>>19557660
>implying he's not summoning a watermelon demon

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>>19561719
it literally already is. I was about to post it. It's one of the best imo.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1048

>>19552058
In case you don't actually know, that's a camera dolly in the background...you know from like...a movie set

>>19564084
wtf how is he not bleeding

>>19556550
It's Haarp check out the Norway spiral. Motherfuckers tried to say this is a failed ballistic missile test, but go ahead and look up what that looks like.

>>19546355
Second face below the other creeped me out

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>>19552309

>>19551739
what is the explanation for this?

someone at google having a laugh?

>>19546057
Fuck I miss this shit. /pol/ was a riot that day, /tv/ also. I wish someone had somehow extracted that FaceApp feature and pirated it.

>>19564665
Ooga ooga ooga, ooga ooga. Ooga ooga ooga "ooga ooga". Ooga ooga! OOGA.

>>19546057
>ah, Jamie san. Purru upru thur chimpu penusu desu

>>19553081
Oh no! The goy cant know about this!!

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>>19546279

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>>19553133
checked and kek'd

>>19553642
bitch, I see that out my back door everyday.

>>19556025
underrated post

>>19546360
Brings me back to Uncharted 2

>>19564584
What?
What do you think that's a picture of?

>>19551580
fuck off

>>19546335
I have dreams like this, fuck. Any more like this?

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>>19564678
>>19564665
>Ooga ooga ooga, ooga ooga. Ooga ooga ooga "ooga ooga". Ooga ooga! OOGA.

>>19551990
muslims doing something else besides blowing themselves up or Killing others.

>>19545996
Isn't this just a photo from the French Quarter during the floods in Louisiana

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:3

>>19554208
>DON'T TOUCH IT IT'S EVIL
you can't tell me what to do

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Two Heads are better than One.

>>19555945
>>19555945
There called HAGFISH retard

>>19565327
Minnesomalia pride, these hot bitches are from my state yo

>>19551599
Nightmares all the time about driving on bridges like this in bad weather, even before I could drive... the thought of that incline... fuck...

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>>19565319
toppu kekku

>>19564584
how high are u right now

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>>19545996

>>19558148
I wanna own a whole place like this, always attracted me, I might have a kink for it

>>19559039
>>19559068
>>19559104
>>19560465
No one questions when storms make the air glow, earthquakes are also highly energetic events.

>>19551739
WHAT THE FUCK IT'S REAL

>>19564989
thank you

>>19565370
Why did that state get picked to be the dumping ground for somalis instead of some place like cali or NYC?

somalis are invading nordic countries, did they specifically go to Minn for their Nordic American women?

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>>19565474
They choose white states like Idaho, Maine and Minnesota to bump all the darkies.

>>19565476
I have this fetish

>>19565525
what is this lovecraftian shit?

>>19551739
How do people find these?

>>19564665
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

>>19558010
get out of there, Stalker

>>19565474
>>19565483
IIRC, the government picks out of the way places to settle refugees, and volunteer groups afterwards make an effort to place follow-up people in existing ethnic enclaves.

It's a lot easier for everyone involved that way.

>>19565653
Except they don't do it that way and they aren't refugees.

>Take most (((refugee))) friendly political party
>Bring in (((refugees)))
>(((Refugees))) will always vote for the party which offers them most which is the ones who brought them in which is the most (((liberal))) party
>Don't need to dump them in super safe (((liberal))) areas (Commiefornia say)
>Dump them in areas where you need votes
>By creating as many "definite voter states" as possible you give yourself a better than average chance of winning the election, potentially indefinitely, before you're even on the campaign trail

Same thing happened in Britain with (((Labour))).
Sweden did it for different reasons. They did it to improve their economy (not based on people actually working, but based on a debt system that is employed by any country who imports too many people). Just like how any (((debt))) system starts off great it doesn't work in the long term. The second they stop bringing in Africans their entire economy will simply collapse and there's nothing they can do about it because they're already so far gone. How do they stop the collapse? By bringing in more niggers. It's completely unsustainable and (((their))) lack of foresight (among many, many other things) is why (((they))) always end up being hated and removed from countries.
If you truly believe "it" isn't going to happen then you're historically illiterate, purposely burying your head in the sand or both.

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>>19553990
Kek

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>>19552309
begone demon

>>19556550
yeah, that's totally an eldritch horror entering our dimension

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Oc, one morning at work it look like two suns

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>>19565786

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>>19565790

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>>19565794

>>19565786
>>19565790
>>19565794
>thinner parts of the cloud scattering sunlight while the denser parts block it

>>19565786
>>19565790
>>19565794
double-paned glass?

>>19565796
Last one

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>>19565801
Forgot pic
>>19565799
Nope looking out the garage door

>>19546314
Well that's life for you. Hope they are happy

>>19563197
The rare and endangered Aquatic Grandma (Aquatilia Avia)

>>19551739
"HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER"

It's American for

"God bless the USA and my guns"

>>19559039
>>19559068
It's a noted phenomena, no one knows exactly why they happen.

>>19565726
What decade do you think all that shit will come crashing down and massive Race Wars start.

My guess is 2045 at the latest.

>>19564458
holy fuck, are you me?

>>19564458
Reconcile or fucking kill yourself you absolute cretin.

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>>19558871
>>19558928
>A retard replies to someone asserting their own kiked opinion
Simply epic

>>19566218
wierd. it comes out as "keep your eyes closed" in my language.

>>19565296
There isn't a French St. In the French Quarter.

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>>19551739
WHAT THE FUCK

>>19564458
absolute garbage human being

>>19552273
literally mind blowed.
my cranium and world view are a charred crater now.

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>>19555173
damn

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>>19566455
>>19556816
>>19551739

>>19564665
I've been reading up on somali and yea it seems like google shenanigans more than anything. They have close approximations and even homonyms to "booga" and shit like that, but a string of them seems like nonsense. But I'm no linguist so who knows.

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>>19552058

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>>19560180
Fixed

>>19566455
tanslates to "he is the wise" for me. anybody else know any language other than english we can try this on?

>>19564458
kill your mom and yourself or stop whining

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>>19566455
HOW CAN YOU HELP ME

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>>19562061
man that sucker looks delicious. I always think about frying up one of those big bastards in some butter and chowing down. you could almost feed a whole family with just one crab.

I did some research lately and its actually considered a delicacy. In fact they are so delicious that pacific islanders have almost hunted them into endangerment. That is always the hallmark of a truly delicious animal.

I was thinking that these guys would taste like coconuts because, hence the name coconut crabs, they eat lots of coconuts. Strangely enough they have some pretty nasty feeding habits where they eat rotting meat like kittens and rats and whatnot, even corpses of their coconut crab buddies if they are desperate. Pretty much just omnivores so the meat can be kind of gross.

There's actually a phenomenon where the meat of these suckas can get pretty poisonous because of the concentration of a certain compound in the pits of these mangos that they eat.

Fun fact: these big crab-idiots might be responsible for the disappearance of Amelia Earhearts remains. They might have ate her corpse and stashed her bones in some crab-lair on some island in buttfuck nowhere.

>>19565519
>get in small fender bender
>airbag blasts cactus into your face