so any of you got ghost waifu? how do i get one

So
>Get gf
>Dick in gf
>Kill her whilst dick inside
>Chant
>Wave burning sourkraut around
>Get on the floor
>????
>Prof
>It

DINOSAUR

>>19545506
>Get gf
This is too hard

>>19545541
It might be one of the easiest things ever. I bet it's way easier, more fulfilling, and wetter to get one that has a body.

>>19545541
MY
SIDES

date a goth chick

>>19545496
Once met a man in southern Utah who claimed to have a ghost wife
Nothing to contribute really but hey it's something... sounded similar to schizo schizophrenic schizophrenia but he briefly mentioned some ceremony where they were bound together

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>>19545496
Here you go

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