I had a friend named Johnny. We would play cards together all

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I had a friend named Johnny. We would play cards together all the time, but one day he got hit by a truck. I was very sad. after said instance, I went home and cried a lot. My cat kept pawing my cards but I chose to ignore it. The next day I cried again at the same time in the evening. Again my cat pawed my cards. This happened again for a whole week. Finally, I said, "Stop touching my cards you retarded feline!" Then, to my utter shock, my cat uttered "That's no way to talk to your dead friend." I was in utter shock. It was the voice of my dead friend Johnny but it was deep and scary. I said, "Whoa what do you want mister?" and he said, "to play cards"
"no way this is too weird!"
"If you don't I'll steal your soul"
so then we played cards. after the match ended he imploded and I never saw my cat again.