How can I get better luck?

>>19541998
Make your own luck you tragic bumfuck.

>>19541998
SOME

>>19541998
Stupid things happen to you because you are stupid

>>19542023
BODY

>>19542130
ONCE

>>19541998
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

>>19542133
TOLD

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>>19542183
Please kill me

>>19542183
The only way to life the curse?

>>19542183
no

>>19541998
listen to smash mouth 24/7, after 2 years u will notice.

>>19542183
>Implying i don't want to die

>>19542183
spooktacular

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>>19542183
Who's ready to jump on the 5:30 death train

>>19542171
ME

>>19542183
Spootaciluer

>>19542183
spooktacular

>>19542183
spooktacular

>>19543593
THE

spooktacular

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>>19542183
Spooktacular

>>19543694
WORLD

>>19542183
Spooktacular

>>19542183
spooktacular

>>19541998
You could try being the sharpest tool in the shed

the secret luck potion
is a lucky penny (shiny with 5% copper plating)
and a shot of vodka
try downing it and see who's really Lucky

>>19543727
WUZ

>>19542183
Spoop

>>19543727
Is gonna

>>19542183
>spooktacular

>>19544206
ROLL

well anon
just think about dubs

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>>19544299

>>19542183
Spooptitculytes

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>>19544299

>>19544295
Me

>>19544382
I AIN'T

>>19544387
THE

>>19544138
Isn't it weird that nobody remembers that one line of that song, but we all remember the 3rd line where he goes, "I ain't the sharpest tool in the sheeeeed"?

>>19542183
spooktacular

>>19544393
SHARPEST

>>19544540
Nigger

>>19542183
Spooktacular

>>19541998

In your wallet, carry the number 8. tuck it in and hide it.

Live by the numerology number of 8.

When you go to a gas pump, go to pump 8.

When you have anything that is possesive, see how you can make an 8 from it.

Have a shirt with an 8 hidden? good.

Shoe laced at 8 slots, great.

8 is a good number for wealth. As for luck, you will need to fine out what your animal and element is according to chinese astrology.

Follow numerology.

See what your western astrology is.

Maximize on it. Dont gamble if mercury retrograde is against you, if its with you then go for it.

If you want hocus pocus shit, you will need to research and find the right type of psychic that can help produce that for you. It will be costly.

>>19542183
Spooktacular

>>19542183
Spooktacular

spooktacular

>>19541998
just follow eye-for-eye natural law.

Jesus just said ask questions before you act. so its compatable.

it makes you the iron pin in an electromagnet

>>19542183
spooktacular

>>19542183
spooktacular

>>19542183
Spooktacular

>>19542183
spooktacular

>>19542183
Spooktacular

>>19542183
spooktacular

>>19542183
Spooktakular

We can all use a little change

>>19542183
spooktacular

>>19544540
FOOTFAG

>>19545906
IN

Use the coin toss method

>>19542183
Spooktacular

Raise your INT and level up some more

>>19545911
TO PIECES

eat a thousand and one plastic bags

>>19542183
spookacular

>>19542183
please yes

>>19542183
spooktacular

>>19542183
spooktacular

>>19542183
yolo

>>19542183
spooktacular

>>19541998
Place your character in the Game room
after about 3 or 4 days, your Luck perk should be maxed out

>>19543632
>spooktacular

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>>19542183

>>19542183
spooktacular

>>19542183
Fucker you spooktacular

>>19542183
Spooktacular

>>19542183
Spooktacular

>>19542183
spooktacular

>>19542183
Spooktakular

>>19542183
spooktacular

>>19542183
Spooktacular

>>19542183
Spooktacular.

>>19542183
spooktacular

>>19542183
spooktacular

>>19542183
spooktacular

Try chaos magic, its good for nothing but manipulating one's perception of statistics and coincidence. Along with that read up on the law of independent trials and stop spreading your luck so thin that you never see returns.

Spooktacular

>>19542183
I don't fear the darkness, pal.

Sage sticks - just burn sage sticks. They're fucking magic!

>>19541998
Put your finger and your thumb in the shape of an L on your forehead

>>19542183
spooktakular

>>19542183
Spooktakular

>>19542183
spooktacular

>>19542183
spooktacular

>>19542183
Spooktacular

>>19543804
>>19544059
Look at these overprivileged normie fags who wanna live. REEE

>>19542183
spooktacular

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>>19542183
spooktacular

>>19542183
Spooktacular

>>19542183
spooktacular

>>19541998
Luck doesn't exist, It's only an effect you don't know the cause of.
Open your heart and pray. Listen.

>>19542183
SPOOKTACULAR

>>19542183
spooktacular

>>19552498
>>19553222
>>19553258
>>19553582
Guys did you even read the image? It says "life" the curse, not "lift" it. The curse doesn't activate (achieve "life") unless you reply.

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>>19542183
spookTACULAR

>>19542183
I hope it works, nigger
Captcha "haven sodaville"

>>19542183
spooktacular

>>19542183
spooktacular

>>19544138
KANGZ

>>19542183
spooktacular

become a Christian

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16And he came to Nazareth, where he had been brought up. And as was his custom, he went to the synagogue on the Sabbath day, and he stood up to read.

17And the scroll of the prophet Isaiah was given to him. He unrolled the scroll and found the place where it was written,

18“The Spirit of the Lord is upon me,
because he has anointed me
to proclaim good news to the poor.
He has sent me to proclaim liberty to the captives
and recovering of sight to the blind,
to set at liberty those who are oppressed,

19to proclaim the year of the Lord’s favor.”

20And he rolled up the scroll and gave it back to the attendant and sat down. And the eyes of all in the synagogue were fixed on him.

21And he began to say to them, “Today this Scripture has been fulfilled in your hearing.”

22And all spoke well of him and marveled at the gracious words that were coming from his mouth. And they said, “Is not this Joseph’s son?”

23And he said to them, “Doubtless you will quote to me this proverb, ‘“Physician, heal yourself.” What we have heard you did at Capernaum, do here in your hometown as well.’”

24And he said, “Truly, I say to you, no prophet is acceptable in his hometown.

25But in truth, I tell you, there were many widows in Israel in the days of Elijah, when the heavens were shut up three years and six months, and a great famine came over all the land,

26and Elijah was sent to none of them but only to Zarephath, in the land of Sidon, to a woman who was a widow.

27And there were many lepersa in Israel in the time of the prophet Elisha, and none of them was cleansed, but only Naaman the Syrian.”

28When they heard these things, all in the synagogue were filled with wrath.

29And they rose up and drove him out of the town and brought him to the brow of the hill on which their town was built, so that they could throw him down the cliff.

30But passing through their midst, he went away.

>>19542183
Spooktacular

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like i said earlier anon
just think about dubs
and no
i didnt reply to that spooptesticular pic

>>19542183
spooktacular

>>19542183
Spooktacular

>>19554372
Fucking hippies.

>>19542183
>life the curse
you guys got taken on a ruse cruise

>>19542183
Spooktacular

I'm not replying to that image because I want to die. lol

>>19541998
Be a pisces or hang out with one.

>>19542183
Please end my suffering spooktacular ghost.

Wait shit.

>>19542183
spooktackular

>>19542183
spooktacular

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Can I just say that I'm glad this thread has stayed alive for as long as it has and these two songs hold a deep meaning to me in my soul.
>A song of my youth that kept me through the pains of life

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Je_8A5hurSY

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VRfoqa-seQ8

>>19542183
spooktacular

>>19542183

spooktacular

Looking for an /x/ Discord server?
https://discord.gg/PVrZamw

>>19542183
spooktacular

>>19541998
Eat the eggs Steve!