Redpill me on Goblins. What powers do they have? Who are

tl;dr

Jews

>>19541361
The question itself is flawed. Goblins aren't full on creatures like humans are. They are a sort of spirit capable of taking on corporeal form. In most Europeans variants of these legends the long dead whose spirits became goblins and dwarves were jews... So in a way you're right. But also spirits can't fuck so technically once they became goblins they were incapable of creating descendants.

>>19541361
I think you mean the Swiss.

>>19542414
Why the Swiss?

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>>19542580
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnomes_of_Z%C3%BCrich
Swiss are another banking scapegoat like the Jews, New Yorkers, Japanese in the 80s or Jewish New Yorkers. Though, technically their nickname is the Gnomes of Zurich rather than goblin, they're overlooked a lot despite their reputation.

It's also worth noting that the only non USA/UK school that always pushes into the top University rankings? Zurich.

>>19542580
The love shiny rocks and silver. Plus they are toolbags.

Some of the Zurich set are actually among the more decent of the people trying to conquer the world, but I don't think they consider it actually a requirement of access

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>>19541358
They live in cramped quarters with each other. Can survive anywhere at the expence of others despite not knowing any language but their own. The power of getting really wasted every night and blasting music until 4am but still are able to be in front of home depot at 6am. Their descendants are numerous.

>>19543358
Sounds like you need goblin pest control.