Greentext

>>19540968
Once upon a time, someone from R---t went on /x/ and said they're new to 4chan and asked for Greentext they saw reposted there. The anons there, who were also from R---t, but wouldn't admit it, made fun of him.
OP became gay and got cancer from aliens and ghosts.
>The End

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>2:00 in the morning
>In my room
>Everyone else is asleep
>I hear a strange noise downstairs
>I go downstairs
>pitch dark
>light switches don't work
>walk into the kitchen
>still pitch dark
>hear the sound again near me
>lightswitch doesn't work
>open fridge, its light comes on
>look around, see nothing
>look in fridge
>see that there's no more cake left
>I scream in terror

I swear to fucking God I've never been so scared before

>be me

>>19540968
check the catalog

>>19540968
>bum bum badum badum badum bum bum
>bububadum bum bum badum badum bum bum
>bum bum badum badum badum bum bum
>breath with me

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>>19541317
>google search J376
>wiki page for Camp Bucca appears

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>>19541317
I'm going to press (F) to doubt.

>>19541317
nigga that's like, a book

not reading it

>>19540968
Я гoлoдeн

>>19545359
I read it because realized I'm a NEET loser with plenty of time. Good stuff.

>>19545359
>says nigga
go back to facebook little guy

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>be at home
>be watching porn with the lights off
>my cat is acting weird
>it's just standing there with it's back arched
>it's frozen and looking directly behind me
>wtf?
>slowly turns around
>there's nothing there
>looks back at cat
>notices it's actually taking a shit
>but who was phone?
>goatman was phone
>candleja

>>19541105
>be anon
>posts this

This one is from a while back
>Wake up one morning
>Walk to door
>Suddenly feel like i'm floating
>see things flying around me, look like words
>hear a name, something starting with "sam"
i have never known what that was about, and i would like an explanation.
Note: i had a lot of trouble posting this for some reason

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>>19540992
Good one mate
I cry everytiem

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>>19541043
>When the ghost stole my fudgesickles
I swear that had my blood boiling he took my fucking fudgesickles

>>19545729
>candleja
YOU FUCKING DID IT WRONG!!!!!

>>19546368
Dude he only said Candlejack, wha