You wake up to a zombie apocalypse where everyone except you

>>19533893
Fuck a zombie

>>19533893
Pack my bags, get some weapons. Get the fuck out of Queens and into Long Island, and find a boat of some sort that I can use to bypass Manhattan.

cut her head, fuck those boobs

>>19533893
That would be way less scary than just some people being zombies. Human raiders would be far scarier

>>19533893
Kill myself because im a fucking pussy

>>19533893
Find a boat and go start a new life on an island.

>>19533893
if everyone's a zombie but you, then God probably wake up to somebody eating you already

Find a microwave and zap her pussy to keep it warm

>>19533893
since i am the only human left
i would honnestly have fun doing what ever the fuck i wished but then when i get bored kill myself
its no fun is the human race dies with me

it would be better if " you wake up to find a new virus has taken hold ,all humans are now infected with the zombie virus upon death reanimate " think about how many people die with in 24 hours this way you get
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>>19534178
This is pretty much just the plot of the walking dead. Things would escalate fast.

>>19533893
blow my bridge, and wait it out, im already off grid

>>19533893
Lots of cocaine and sword violence, probably

Do they all have big fake boobies

>>19534225
this is what i wanna know

you're going to die. No one to man nuclear power plants. You have 30 or so days. do with them hat you will.

>>19533893
strap a lawn mower to my chest, down a bottle of whiskey and face the horde

>>19533893
Fug

Head to largest fallout shelter, with food and water already stocked, and stay put till they all rot away.

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I gotta get to the Keys.

>>19533904
it's ONTO Long Island, bitch.

>>19534218
cokes half-life isn't good enough.
stockpile meth anon

>>19533893
I know like 5 people. Hardly an apocalypse my dude

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>>19533893
Go full I am legend book version. Barricade my house and hide during the night. Go out and slaughter zombies while they are weakened by day. Fracture my identity so I can keep myself company. Move into the white house. Collect zombie versions of my favorite stars and people. Make a zombie museum of the early 21st century staffed by zombie versions wearing makeup to look more life like. Recreate favorite memories with zombies. Go insane. Marry a zombie. Have zombie babies and decay together.

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>>19535756
*blocks ur path*

>>19533923
Absolutely, holy shit, these tits are amazing.
> In all seriousness, get some gear, try survive as long as possible, try to find some survivors, THERE'S got to be someone out there.

>>19537604
>turn 360
>walk away