We may have our differences over the existence of magic or parallel universes, but all of /x/ can agree that the succubus, Arizona ayy lmao, and LARP threads have to go. From this day forward, they will be slid. A key component to keeping them off the board forever more, however, will be to never speak of them again and pretend they never existed. This may require us to tell a white lie or two, but this is a necessary evil to make the board a better place for future generations of paranormal shitposters. Greentext an alternative, glorious mythic past for /x/ ITT. Entries will be judged by the test of time, centuries from now.
>4chan hatches out of cosmic egg like litter of draconian puppies
>/x/ born dead
>spontaneously combusts
>rises from ashes in present form as board for spooky happenings and legitimate proof of the paranormal only