Interview with The Vampire

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NO, this is not a Mandela effect thread. (It's also not a vampire thread.)

At some point we became secure enough in our willingness to stand up for our beliefs that this place started to seem inviting. Part of this was intentional; if there really were an immortal (or other presumably less rare paranormal entity) wandering around out there, we'd want them to feel welcome to share. Even if we didn't exactly believe them when they showed up, it'd be strictly less boring than the alternative.

Of course this welcoming atmosphere has its double, well, edge. Rather than a dozen AMA threads asking the same exact questions, let's give budding writers (and other less fictional entities) something to work with. What questions would you ask a paranormal entity? What questions should we ask? Which questions are critical to understanding their nature and encouraging them to be more "open" (if feasible) about it? How do we encourage potential spooks without sacrificing board quality?

TL;DR:
>what questions should we ask in a standard /x/ interview?