Is anyone else pumped for death? I can't wait for the infinite

>>19531669
>pumped for death
>hasn't kys yet
Sage, faggot.

>>19531675
Well I'm not gonna do that in case it is bad for your soul.

>>19531678
>certain of arbitrary unconfirmable assumption of an infinite spiritual journey
>lol but wat if sooiside is bad dow?

>>19531716
You suck

The dead want only one thing, to be alive. And you're on the "infinite journey of spiritual learnimg" right now.

>>19531716
As if you know with any shred of certainty that it isn't bad for you. None of us know dicks about what comes next so caution isn't such a laughable approach.

>>19531858
Awfully stoked for something so final if we can't know what it means though.

I don't know either, I don't get excited about it.

I'm gay

>>19531955
We know, son

>>19531955
It's okay honey. I love you anyways.

>>19531955
you're also fake, in case you forgot

>>19531669
im anxious to be free of this marginal existance that is my life. but no clue ehat happens after death so, not exactly in a hurry to die.

I have a feeling there is no escape from this hell

>>19531669
The infinite journey is right now, you tard. Learn2paradox

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>>19531675
Is that you in all the threads you pleb?

>>19531669
I like it when people die. It pays my bills. Just remember to write a will saying you'll be cremated. Cremation burials are the burial of the future. Less expensive, and easier for us gravediggers. I don't care about enlightenment, I care about an easier work life.

>>19531669
>infinite journey of spiritual learning
Lol, you're in for a surprise, mate.

>>19532536
>gravedigger detected

>>19531669
>close your eyes
>plug your ears
>hold your breath
>you're already feeling it.
>it's only interrupted by your sensory inputs

>>19531669
When you kill yourself and wake up in same shitty world you tried to escape from. N-no anon find a better reason.

>>19531669
I think it'll be exciting but life is exciting too

>>19531669
Me. I think being dead is better than alive, but this is the only chance I have being myself, that's why I think suicide is bullshit

>>19532078
Because everywhere is hell

>>19531858
Caution won't get you into Valhalla

>>19533055
Well no shit. That's like if a stock broker walked up, announced he was a stock broker and I was like "Yep, that's a stock broker. Gibe kudos nao."