How many socalled "Discordians" have made it past early initiation...Have you truly become a fully fledged Erisian, or are you still a Legionnaire Disciple?
I guess not.
>>19529770
10/10 would worship
>>19529807
neophyte
i am kek
>>19530676
check em
snicky
>>19529707
Can Discordianism initiate YOU? At least, I think it chose me.
Be nicer.
>>19530699
only in the sense of declaring each other pope. I think Eris finds the chaos in us and amplifies it.
>>19529707
How do I ask Eris to help me find my way out of sadness and loneliness?
>>19531068
Read Principia Discordia. If that doesn't help IDK what will!
>>19529707
It doesn't work like that
>>19529707
can you see the fnords?
>>19531068
Eat bunless hotdogs and use a d20 to decide what you do/when you do it. Alternatively you could go rent a gorilla costume and run around dropkicking people wearing anything red one day. She's fond of spontaneous bugfuck insanity.
>>19530713
How?
I don't know what I'm doing wrong, besides isolating myself
>>19531131
Bigfuck insanity is necessary sometimes but what people look over is that chaos and order are linked to each other. Bring some of one and some of the other into a system in the proper proportions to achieve your result. That's the basis. The rest is all mac n cheese.