Prophets

>>19528866
No, I'm Gene Simmons.

>>19528866
Ask your mom
I gave her a second coming last night

>>19528877

No, I'm Gene Belcher.

A prophet of profit. Give unto the void

Scoundrels, heretics, believers! Listen! Do you crave redemption? Do you feel that burden of poverty crushing you? You need relief. But how? How can you ask for help unless you first help yourself? Give. Unto the Void. I was once a wretched wagie, breaking my back just to earn a shekel. Then, I found that glorious energy. Oh, and when I gave my first offering, how it's richness rained down upon me! Do you want what I have received? Do you want it for yourself? Then give. Unto the Void. Let your shekels be the seeds of your prosperity. Give unto the Void! And you will be rewarded a hundredfold! The Void be the word, and the word be profit.

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>>19528866

No, I'm Chad.

>>19528866
>those eyes
>I'd need some of that dank

>>19528866
I'm not a martyr, I'm not a prophet, and I won't preach to you - but here's a caution: you better understand that I won't hold your hand. But if helps you mend, then I won't stop it.

It's just an illusion.