Hello / x /, My story was very creepy .. I was on the computer finishing the task .. I finished as wings 3:14 a.m, I thought to bathe myself because it was too hot. And when I was bathing I heard screams .. But I'm sorry. I got too high. I left the bathroom quickly and changed. Grab a machete and a lamp. I went down to see if someone came to steal .. But I did not find anything .. The screams continued ... They rang screams of lady .. I went to the courtyard to see what happens, Then I see a black shadow standing on the trampoline. I was scared I almost fainted .. I ran and opened the front door .. And I went with the neighbors to help me .. they had the same problem of hearing that .. They came with a gun and we went to the patio .. After No longer was the strange shadow .. So far my story .. This was real.
Come back when you've learned English.
>>19523298
Stop being stupid.
>>19523277
>I went down to see if someone came to steal
>screams
Definitely a nigga.
>>19523277
>got too high
You most certainly are too high
>>19523277
> I finished as wings
>>19523277
>be me, drunk teenager in some shithole country where no one speaks english
>be with gf
>see trampoline in neighborhood schizo's backyard
>jump on it
>gf gets scared when I double bounce her
>she screams
>fat, sweaty man runs out of the house
>starts sperging out, waking up his neighbors
>he has a FUCKING MACHETE and an unplugged lamp for some reason
>run away with gf
I think my gf is getting facebook messages from him now, pic related
you actually thought shooting shadow demon with a gun would work, were the neighbors high too
>>19523411
> no one speaks english
> facebook messages in english
pick one
>>19523277
>I was on the computer finishing the task
That's the oddest way of telling us you were masturbating