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Some of you may remember my post from a few weeks ago. I speculated that a particularly evil cat had placed a curse on me and my dog. I followed everyone's advice and refrained from harming the cat. I even attempted to make peace with it. One evening on our daily walk, I brought it a can of premium cat treats. I assumed this would please it, but the damn thing bit and scratched me. I immediately went for a shot. 3 days later, I awoke during the night to urinate. I saw a smaller figure moving outside my bedroom window, and when I opened my blinds, the cat was on my sill staring and hissing at me. My dog sensed this and nearly broke through the window. I'm now convinced this cat has supernatural powers and is full of malice for me and my dog. It knows where we live, and it wants to hurt us. Peace is no longer an option. I have a right to self defense.
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>>19522112
> I have a right to self defense
Pest control*
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>>19522125
Animal control seems to be effective against these demons please call them. They also provide supernatural services like declawing and putting bad animals to sleep. No animal is above animal control.
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the ritual of evil cat banishment requires a sound component
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD5PyFvk19A
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Get a cat yourself
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Wait, aren't cats weak against cucumbers?
Couldn't you like, project a shield of cucumbers?
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>>19522112
Youre fucking retarded leave the cat alone
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If a cat wanted to hurt you, you'd know it from the lacerations and the bleeding.
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Felis Catus (ID: !!lr8u3upD8uq)
2017-08-31 11:50:46
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>>19522112
Leave the cat alone, only warning.
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>>19522248
kek, most definitely this.
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I second the idea of getting your own cat but if you don't get it fixed, the demon cat might fuck your precious kitty like Satan did to our human race and then you've just made the Fall happen again but with cats.
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>>19522266
Silence of the cats
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>>19522112
a dog wants to kill a cat
>CATS HAS SUPERNATURAL ABILITIES
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