Why is everything a conspiracy?

my favorite conspiracy are tin foil hats
where do you buy tin foil hats?
nowhere
you can't even buy tin foil at the grocery store
it's all ALUMINUM

>>19521384
Tinfoil is just a name for it.

>>19521353
conspiracy is word for common folk like ghosts, demons other things that can't be explained at the moment.

Aluminium will not protect you from gamma rays.

>>19522414
thats why you need a figget spinner

>>19521391
No it's not. Aluminum sold in stores is not an element. We make it by combining ores. Actual Aluminum is one of the rarer elements. Harder to find than Gold.

Tin is actually different with different properties. We also did use to have tinfoil.

>>19521384
They got smart because the knew tin foils was their weakness stay strong anon although less effective they do provide minimal protection you have to use sheer will power to cover the rest.