Illuminati Recruitment

>>19519569
They're so full of shit it is lame.

They talked to me Too fuckin nigerians

>>19519569
4chan is the Illuminatti, and the jews, and probably the demiurge too.

>>19519853
>>19519833
>>19519572
>>19519569

You fucking idiots. The illuminati don't exist. What's left are scammers.

FREEMASONS exist. I just talked to one on twitter. He popped out of nowhere and corrected me when I said that there were 2 million of them. He says there are only 1.1 million freemasons.

If you want to fuck with anyone, fuck with them.

File: IMG_1063.jpg (815KB, 774x7934px) Image search: [Google]

815KB, 774x7934px

>>19519898
We'll at least we're graduating from the jew stage.

Is this whole thread a b8?

File: images (7).jpg (7KB, 194x260px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 194x260px

>>19519898
Keep telling yourself that...

File: Screenshot_20170831-151642.png (436KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

436KB, 1080x1920px

I messaged the niggers

File: 1502319269228.jpg (36KB, 600x589px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 600x589px

>>19519942

>>19519569
>illuminaty
literally normalfag version of the Jewish Question. This rumor/meme is also probably propagated by jews themselves

>>19520187
It's just a pop culture meme poking fun at conspiracy theorists. The illuminati is one of many adult boogeymen.

When you swear an occult oath, you give your soul to Satan. You can check in. But you can never leave. There are multi-generational oaths also, so you can curse your children too. Stay away from these types!

>>19519942
any updates?

>>19520279
[citation needed]

File: Screenshot_20170831-152416.png (384KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

384KB, 1080x1920px

Here are a couple more

File: Screenshot_20170831-152421.png (392KB, 1080x1920px) Image search: [Google]

392KB, 1080x1920px

After this I sent him a bunch of shit that sounds schizo along with a few loud screeches.

File: 1503789855877.gif (53KB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 320x240px

>>19522388
Totally
>pic related

>>19519569
Finally a cult that pays it members for their devotion. For sure this won't be a scam.