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What Horseman are You? 2017-08-31 04:31:43 Post No. 19518510
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Last thread someone said that they are the Horseman of Death. Assuming that the horsemen of Famine, Disease, and War are already taken, what Horseman are you?
Bear with me. If the world ends and chaos spirits are let loose on the earth there must be other (lesser) ones than the four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
I'm pretty sure that I am (or will be) "The Horseman of Being Broke." My other powers are always knowing which weddings and funerals have free food, never picking up the check when eating out, and of course perpetual (unwanted) abstinence.
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>>19518510
Plague.
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>>19518510
these threads always remind me of the bits in the bible about how in the end times there would be an increase in false prophets.
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>>19518510
I am the Horseman of the larper
Play this card at any time to damage the confidence of a larper
+500 to rend
+1 to anal bleeding
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I'm one of Nikephoros Phocas' cataphracts
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I guess you are "The Horseman of Snarky Bitchiness". Your war cry is "You Have To Go Back!"
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>>19518510
>Last thread someone said that they are the Horseman of Death. Assuming that the horsemen of Famine, Disease, and War are already taken, what Horseman are you?
The Bojack one.
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horseman of reddit and faggotry I presume
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I am the Horseman of Heartbreak.
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I'll take horseman of corn. I'll fight the famine and unite all corn! Thus my secret name is unicornus the hullumiäs
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>>19519009
This sounds like the beginning of a really bad joke:
The Horsemen of Corn, Drought, and Fire Falling From The Sky walk into a bar...
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>>19518510
Horseman of chubby catgirls
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>>19518510
Horseman of Kawaii, it is a powerful element.
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>kill drought
>kill fire by smothering pillow
Gaggaa bälle! BERGELE!
(a reference to Finnish horsemen called Hakkapeliitta's who yelled "HAKKAA PÄÄLLE!" and made random skirmish runs against enemy. A feared bunch of mercenaries. Translates something like "get beaten". Nothing to do with corn thou.)
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