Im not from this dimension

>>19516224
you probably don't have a red blanket.

>>19516224
You don't mean "dimension". You mean timeline or universe. Possibly multiverse, but probably not.

Also, you're not.

>>19516231
Now i have and i love it!
I searched a lot for one like that in my dimension

>>19516239
Probably im not an expert in theme

>>19516259
can you take a picture of the blanket? also does it by chance have a tag?

>>19516270
After work.
Work still the same

>>19516274
you might want to double check your pay rate, benefits, 401k details etc just to be sure. you never know what else has changed.

>>19516224
sleep tight interdimensional sleeper

>>19516287
Wtf here chespirito is dead

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>>19516298

>>19516298
Still a virgin here

MODS why aren't you BANNING these fucking roleplaying idiots!!!!!!!!

Jesus christ who the fuck runs this board????

>>19516315
Not the worst you have seen

>>19516325
where do you work that you're able to shitpost on 4chan?

>>19516340
In a bakery that makes breads (office)

>>19516340
After lunch get sleepy so come with my anonbros to have some joyful and happy time :)

>>19516352
can you photograph a piece of bread from the bakery?

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>>19516360
Ahm ok but im not sure why but ok.

>>19516387
That one is for sandwich, later i'll show you more kinds and invite you for a free sample ;D

>>19516387
oh thanks. do you make any kind of garlic bread there?

>>19516422
Onion bread
Bread with garlic and "perejil" pretty cool for blood pressure

>>19516447
whats your favorite bread that you make there?

>>19516457
Normal one, old good sourdough

Reverse searched the image. You're full of shit not surprisingly.

>>19516491
The bread one?
Or the blanket?

>>19516491
the bread didn't return any results. the OP image is obviously taken from the web.

good job cracking the case.

>>19516580
Oh. Yeah, wanted to give an example, i'll take you another as soon i reach home, with a zing

>>19516607
what if the blanket has reverted to it's natural state by the time you get home?

also, what if you haven't switched realities at all and it's just the blanket that is doing it? perhaps it's not actually a blanket at all. would you be able to recognize an interdimensional being if it were to disguise itself as a blanket?

>>19516624
Please not, yesterday i cummed on it

>>19516622
Then i'll look like a complete retard and you guys will lose the respect for me and then will kick me all and after tht scratch all my clothes and everyone will start fapping and nutting on me.
Hope that doenst happen.

>>19516224
Welcome! You've entered a very interesting but moderately painful alternate Earth in an alternative universe. The supernatural doesn't exist but physical reality is much more interesting and contains many of the same characteristics ascribed to the supernatural, though in even purer and more significant form. For example it turns out that good and evil are existent informational forces. Evil has a mathematical essence, and that is a universal informational parasite that was born with the advent of civilization, having evolved ways to parasitize human consciousness to reproduce itself merely because of this parasitic reproductive imperative intrinsic to its structure.

Goodness too is a physical force in this universe, and is generally "life" with all the connotations you attach to this word. It is the force of creation, the undesigned creativity of the universe, and as conscious beings we are able to take this creativity and apply it to our selves. At this very moment is at war with these two forces that have become ever more magnified, in this universe you get to be a part of this ultimate battle with the highest stakes: the fate of humanity to oblivion or mass illumination. You are fortunate enough to experience this time.

The rewards for being successful in this war is humans becoming god-like beings who can create new universe-like domains and programming them in ways that programming is only a metaphor for. It is human beings as enlightened cosmic artists.

Please acknowledge if you would like to continue with this universe.

I'm sorry, the desired universe described above isn't available. You have previously chosen hardmode. Everyone ends up dying in this universe, so enjoy trying to find meaning in the environment of moderate pain you have chosen with the knowledge that humanity will self-destruct before making anime real.

>>19516738
Can i select my class?

>>19516738
This. This is why I come to /x/. The ability to mine gold from a shit thread is second to none.

>>19516635
maybe that's how you summoned this blanket sex demon into existence. if you sleep wrapped up in this blanket tonight it's going to take you away to it's home dimension and make you it's eternal slave.

>>19516797
Should i make lots of nasty stuff with it tonight and then dispose of it?

>>19516915
you should do nasty stuff with it and capture it on video, that way if you disappear there will be proof.

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>>19516315
Please calm your shit.

>>19516947
Ok i will upload with this name
Ugly big fat man fucks his dimensional mantle

>>19517117
I'm looking forward to seeing this. Post video ASAP

https://discord.gg/t2ABd5Q hanz legit server

OP's busy fucking his blanket

>>19516224
Pic of blanket with /x/ sign on it or it didn't happen

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>>19517959
Dont you think its awesome?

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>>19518762
Looks like shit tomorrow im taking it with a larger x
Btw sorry the late response. Was playing fallout

>>19517744
I-i was playing vidya

>>19518762
holy shit, he actually posted the blanket. good on you, OP.

I, for one, am completely convinced by the way.

>>19518774
i was playing original fallout just the other day. love those games.

you should post pictures of your cat there, way more interesting than your crusty old bedspread.

>>19518783
Truly awesome, never played something like that gotta try those old ones in vacations

>>19518799
which one were you playing, 4?

>>19518783
Im going to print a giant anime girl on the blanket for make it more fuckable

>>19518815
The 3, first one i play, really liked it and bought new vegas just for start as soon i'll get bored of this

>>19518820
what if the dimensional thing happens again and it turns into a giant print of an anime tentacle demon instead, like right while you're doin it?

>>19518828
I'll ask it to let free my cat

>>19518835
what is your cat called? also please post picture of your cat.

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>>19518843
Shaina

>>19518861
10/10

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4z3rae

>>19519169
incorrect aspect ratio twilight zone if anyone is interested

>>19519189
paste the right one

>>19516738
This comment makes me think I'm just getting terminally bored with /x/. You people don't mark your fictions, which leaves them dishonest and creatively inferior.

>>19518827
So you are from dimension where Fallout 3 is actually a good game?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3NmCYBQ47s

>>19516224
BEHOLD!
the mandela effect

>>19516224
do you really have a black cat?

OP I need a picture of your cat covered in your cum. thanks much ahead of time

>>19519256
I marked it plenty, philistine.

>>19516224
Ahh welcome to the winners universe hope you enjoy your stay here. We are all winners here by the way get rid of your cat it probably killed you at night to get you here to this timeline.

>>19516224
I swear to go about 6 months one of mh pillows changed design/texture. I was so freaked out about it at the time. Glad to here someone else experiencing this

>>19516308
Chespirito ain't dead lmao

>>19522613
Black n' white

>>19522630
I dont think that would help the investigation, also im not a furry faggot like you

>>19524123
How is this investigation going Op? Have you noticed anything odd with out little humble universe?

ITT people role play the Mandela Effect

>>19524131
Nothing, just a new mantle and a dead "comedian"

What's your name op?

>>19516224
Right, you are from the retard dimension.

>>19525480
I sometimes think that interdimensional hopping would be pretty tiresome if you aren't able to determine which dimension you are visiting before going there (besides your own). If there were an infinite number most would be pretty lame. Mandela effect dimensions would be pretty boring.