Literally nothing happens: The Planet

Uranus.

>>19513779
Uranus.

>>19513779
All the way into Uranus

>>19513779
mars. we send robots there and they take pictures of fucking rocks and dirt.

>BUT ITS ALIENS

so what if a rock looks like an alien. it's not doing anything. here we have wars and protests and conflict short of war and terrorism and sports and porn and art instillations and the fucking internet eating it all and regurgitating it back to us.

mars is fucking retarded. a few lousy crooked pyramids, a down syndrome face and a bunch of fucking rocks.

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OP isn't paying attention

There is nobody dead, alive, or yet to be born who could write a more interesting paranormal political thriller than real life.

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Pic related is an immortal Jellyfish. It literally never dies.

If you found this fucker on Mars your mind would be blown. But because it's in a pond a few miles away you act like.. meh, it's just a jellyfish. You've probably never even heard of it until now.

Earth is far from boring. You just have to know where to look.

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>>19513779

Member when we suffered a collision with a planet the size of fucking mars?

Of course you don't. That was 4.4 billion years ago.

>>19513779
Mercury

>>19513873
Scientists have been losing their shit over this thing. Once they get crispr up to full potential they're gonna turn themselves into immortal jellyfish.

>>19513779
we're the main attraction. beings from all over the galaxy show up to witness terra with their own eyes.

>>19515652
It'd be nice if they were here for our good, but it doesn't seem likely. So instead, I feel bad for them that their own cultures provide so little stimulation that they'd rather voyeurize Earth.

>>19513779
uranus

>>19515692
>give us free shit ayy lmaos. make our lives better for us.

That's nigger mentality, anon.

Literally every every planet we currently know about

The dinosaurs were alright

>>19515647

Immortality with the price of the constant stinging sensation of a box jellyfish....

Still Immortality in this plane of existence... they will reap what they sow I think I'd pass.

>>19513873
can you imagine being immortal but not be able to do shit other than be a jellyfish

>>19513779
We have not found a single planet in the entire Universe yet that we have reason to believe has anything more interesting going on than possibly on the level of simple bacteria. Just a bunch of barren rocks or balls of gas of varying sizes.

>>19517889. I agree. If the 23rd happens then the solar system would be alone and boring without us

It's not so bad. It has it's charm.

>>19513779

Define boring?

Boredom is utterly subjective and the product of an error in cognition, there is no boredom, there is only ones own inability to to find purpose.

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>no ghosts
>no monsters
>too far away from systems with intelligent life to be visited by aliens
>most of it is just fucking water
>no krakens, leviathans, godzillas in the water because there are no monsters as previously stated, MAYBE if you go to the very very bottom you can see some weird shit but it's mostly stupid ugly blind fish

fuck this gay earth