Alright /x/ how do I make myself a werewolf?

You don't.

>>19513264
yes
so you go to joanns or some fabric store
get as many yards of foam as you can get
then you go to ikea and buy all the fur carpets you can find
go to chinatown
find a tailor, give him the picture in your OC and the materials you gathered

bam, werewolf suit

>>19513264
>just out of curiosity
you just want to have sex with dog people

>>19513264

Alright, so here's what you have to do. You need to first, get some collodidal silver - it is basically a silver solution, the higher quality, the better of a chance you have of this working. It shouldn't be more than $50 at most. Remember, you want a HIGH grade.

The next thing, you need to draw as close to a perfect circle as you can in animal blood. It's probably best to get a chicken from a farmer's market, just chop the head off into a platter of some sort - the circle needs to be on a natural rock surface, so I hope you live near mountains.

Now, around the circle draw the moon cycle in its completion using your chicken blood or whatever else you decided to use.

Place a lit bees wax candle at the center of each circle. Put it on a trey so the wax does not mess with the incantation. At this point, you need to take ALL of your clothes off, so you may want to go somewhere remote.

Now, I hope you have a revolver, because this is the most important part. You need to take a single bullet and drop it in the silver solution. Making sure you are in the center of the circle, take it out and put it in your revolver, and shoot yourself in the head.

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Drink the blood of a dogman.

Werewolves aren't real. But hybridized or anthropomorphic styled animals do exist. Dogmen, especially.

It is possible to mutate into the genetics of the dogmen by consuming their blood, or flesh. Generally, though, killing one to eat it is frowned upon, especially when trying to be on the dogman spectrum.

Think of it like the werewolf transformation in Skyrim. A corny reference, but imbibing the blood of a dogman will help begin to transition you.

They have very volatile genes and genetic structures; like Eevees. The human body is also receptive to explosive genetic changes.

The trick is FINDING a dogman, and furthermore, finding one that will give you blood willingly. You'll probably die to forcing one. They're very strong.

I mean with enough time and energy you could get some pretty sweet prosthetic going for you.

But like, consider the day to day hell of going around as a 7 foot tall gangling furred abomination.

>>19513268

What this gentleman said.

Drink water out of a wolfs paw print on a full moon

>>19513264
Get bitten by a werewolf

>>19513535
kek'd

>>19513264
>The Devil, who saw him a fit instrument to perform mischief as a wicked fiend pleased with the desire of wrong and destruction, gave unto him a girdle which, being put around him, he was straight transformed into the likeness of a greedy, devouring wolf, strong and mighty, with eyes great and large, which in the night sparkled like unto brands of fire, a mouth great and wide, with most sharp and cruel teeth, a huge body and mighty paws. And no sooner should he put off the same girdle, but presently he should appear in his former shape, according to the proportion of a man, as if he had never been changed.
http://www.elmar-lorey.de/werwolf/Stump.htm

>>19515045
This. Most lycanthropy cases, the individual claims to have been given some sort of belt. If not that, then a salve.

I couldn't tell the first thing bout how to make them (probably hallucinogens in the salve) but there you go. Best shot is probably a wolf pelt.

Begs the question though, how the hell does one take off a belt when they have paws instead of hands?

>>19513264
First off, you must understand that your higher self prefers you as a human and not as some abominable creature from fantasy.
It has no need for childish fantasies and will never send out the vibration to get this back.
It would literally prefer you walk outside and do a hand stand in the back yard or on your balcony than to be immortal in this form for a second.

>>19515377
I never considered that but that's a really good point, how the hell would you get the belt off in wolf form? Especially if you'd have to tie it in a knot or something like an old-timey girdle, no way a wolf can untie a knot. Doesn't sound very appealing, being stuck in wolf form forever because you don't have thumbs.