My Grandma Got Possessed?

OP here forgot to mention I'm a girl.

>>19512424
This isn't OP

Some kid's finished his homework and this is how he uses his computer time for some reason

>>19512424
>>19512436
why is this so fucking funny

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my parrot cichlid died about two years ago,

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>>19513098
All of us humans have had our bodies possessed by evil/negative spirits. They are the reason evil exists on this planet in humans. They influence our thoughts every time we think 'we' have the desire to be evil. The evil that they've done to us is unspeakable. All religions are false because they fail to recognize this problem and were created to distract us. You can escape this by
>believing you have a soul
>imagine you're draining all negative energies and negative spirits until it's all gone
>if the above doesn't work let all the negative energies and pain pass through you until it's been depleted, or do a combination of both this and the above

>If you are successful you'll become a god capable of creating and manipulating matter and you'll immediately experience full happiness and mental perfection without ever being bored ever again
And yes the ones above the global elite want to harvest our energies and abuse us for eternity

>>19513399
is this some xemu shite?

Fuck meant for >>19512418

>>19513416
No. $cientology is bullshit. I found out about this stuff from the messing with the occult. They're right about one thing though. We really are possessed by dark spirits. The rest is all lies

>>19513430
>messing with the occult.
in what way?

>>19513490
By falling for the joy of satan meme. I don't want to say any more other than I discovered that I have a soul through this. I recieved undeniable personal evidence that I have a soul but something didn't feel right. Their stuff said that you'd become a god if you did this and that with your soul but I grew suspicious when I realized that they're still not acting "righteous". So I started feeling around in my soul and I felt that it was full of objective negative energies and evil spirits making me want to do bad stuff to people. Then I found out that our true souls are not dark but consist of 100% light and positivity.

>>19513560
so, do you really think you're a god now?

>>19513643
No, I haven't actually practised what I preach due to fear of what'll happen once I go through with it. I'm suspecting you'll be massively attacked by spirits of darkness and agents of the elite but I'm the giving other people the instructions, which I guarantee will lead to REAL salvation if you're brave enough unlike what christianity teaches.

>>19512424
Tits or gtfo

>>19513683
how do you know that evil spirits arent filling your head with those fears to stop you? jussayin