You fuckers have no idea what is coming! An ancient evil has awoken. The antagonist of Kek is coming. Laid dormant since the old days. You fuckers woke him up with all your memes and praising your chaos god. H. P. Lovecraft tried to warn us. Death follows him like a shadow. The sound of fury, the crack of thunder, the look of dread. There will be no mercy, no escape, no barren hole where he can't find you. Hold your loved ones close, for the day of reckoning is upon us. We are DOOMED!
>>19510538
No, you are!!
>>19510538
I rarely post anymore in 4chan, mostly because is hard to have a serious conversation with anyone online who's not a fisherman from sweden and is over 50 years old.
Ok. First of all, every single "profecy" is based in things like astrology, bible studies, forced facts with little meaning and big headlines...
Scientifically speaking, and knowing how "memes" are nothing but online cartoons that at some point became popular on the net. There's nothing serious pointing out to any kind of even on that date.
Specifically, because everytime something is predicted people fall for it.
Nothing has been "awaken". HP Lovecraft was a spoopy writter with a bit of talent, yadda yadda.
Aliens haven't visited us publicly, no sign of that happening soon either, no comet, asteroid or sun getting blown up for that date either.
Leaving all the online shitposting. Is there any kind of serious, scientific, reasonable, threat for that date? People go now everywhere searching 239 in old movies and go "SEE SEE" while if it was any other number like 888 or 999 they would do the same.
Numerology is a funny thing to study, almost something to spend more than an hour a day sometimes, yet it's only useful for a short amount of things in an era where the so called elite's only "black magic" is money, and long term investment apart from corruption and traffic of influences.
All in all, nothing, reasonable is happening, unless something is provoked on porpose by men to force a so called "happening", like a terrorist attack, or a simple murder.
Nobody is doomed, after the 23rd life will go on, just like when the 21st of December nothing happened, the 2012 rio olympics, 9/11, Y2K, 6-6-2016...
Nothing will ever happen because life is boring and the only things that happen usually do happen in a small scale in times in which everyone is fearful to lost the little they have.
Enjoy a boring life.
>>19510538
>The antagonist of Kek is coming.
Kek is chaos, the antagonist is order you fucking moron. Kek is only working right now because chaos is the first step to establish a new order.
>>19510538
>>19510560
Sadly you are right, but deep down I want to see something like the whole 9/11 thing again, but I don't want to be involved in it. I want to see it in a stream while playing my videogames in my comfy room.
>>19510567
No, you don't understand. Kek is neutral and gives chaos fairly. Cthulu doesn't.
>>19510560
You're a special kind of naive aren't you?
>>19510602
I just don't like the roleplaying this board and /pol/ have going on.
>>19510606
This isn't larping you cunt. I've been studying this shit for the past 4 months. I'm close to having a fucking meltdown. We only have 4 weeks left.
>>19510616
Really? Well tell me what scientific facts support the idea of something happening on that date that are no copy pastas from 4chan or some random conspiracy or end times youtuber that earns 4 bucks the hour for their videos. Also, please, no bible studies bs. :)
>>19510538
>An ancient evil
>>19510620
THE FACTS ARE IN MY FUCKING HEAD YOU CUNT AUTIST. 4 WEEKS MOTHER FUCKA GET READY
>>19510629
Yup, you should find a hobby and be a normal person.
>>19510595
so Kek is creative chaos
while Cthulhu is destructive chaos?
>>19510637
Gettin real sick of your shit nigger.
>>19510616
>I've been studying this shit for the past 4 months
>>19510645
Yes! Finally someone with a brain. There is a spectrum of chaos with many different factors. Cthulu is the worst because he can't be manipulated.
>>19510646
"Gettin' " and "nigger", If I were you I would be more worried about how to talk online with others without using a single cursing word at least. Less than 30 minutes and you already feel defeated, phenomenal, not only you can't defend your argument but your spirit is also sore and broken.
Enjoy a meaningless existence.
>>19510620
>>19510637
HURR DURR WHAT PROOFS U HAS? BUT ONLY IN THE FORM OF X & Y! ANY ELSE AND I NO BELIEVE! MUH CRITERIA
>$4/HR for a youtube video
Shit bitch. That'd be fucking fantastic if that's how much anyone actually made. Maybe you should get some sources on that data, but I only accept articles from Mother Jones. So... good luck with that, faggot.
>>19510657
You can't even understand a simple example of sarcasm, so I guess... you are basically someone with a big mental deficency, my sincere apologies for your issues, but that doesn't take away the fact that you argue like you cry on this board: like a bitch.
"See you in September."
>>19510654
Cthulhu is coming?
>>19510656
ZRAZUSU
USHANARASTA
ZRAZZA
UMPESTA
DRAKALA
NONASTURMA
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>>19510665
Yes anon. We don't have much time left. OP is correct. We have less than 4 weeks left.
>>19510663
Boi, I ain't even watching this awful thread. Get real, kid. Your ego gotta stroke itself elsewhere.
Why don't you go see what Snopes has to say about this.
>>19510616
>>19510629
Only autist is you, fucklord. Yea it's all in you head like you said. Maybe you shouldn't have forgot to take your meds for those 4 months. Fucking schitzo retards everywhere around here.
>>19510741
#triggered
Correct anon but they won't listen, no one listens. That's okay though, they won't be alive long enough for much longer. Rejoice in the wreckage brother.
>>19510560
>9/11
I agree, absolutely nothing changed after that prophecy
>>19510538
>The antagonist of Kek is coming.
My anus is ready
September 23 is also a point of interest on the Timewave Calculator.
Jesus Christ people let's be real I'd say there's a 96% chance NOTHING happens....
>>19512071
So their is a chance a happening will happen please stop feeding the sept. 23 trolls.
Smoke weed every day. That seems to help.
>>19512083
There's a chance "something" happens on any day, no greater chance here or there.
>>19512083
It's too late...there's now a slim 6% chance of happening!
>>19510538
I highly doubt it.
>>19510602
BBBRRRRRAAAAAAPPP
>>19512247
Ohh noooooooOoo not a 6% chance anything but that.
>>19510538
>kek
>>19510538
Ka kah motherfuckers
>>19510538
I'll just shoot it until it dies. I have a bunch of 00 buck shells handy.
>>19510538
You are doomed
I have chao by my side