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So hey /x/ something weird happened to me this morning, I woke up with what looked like a clump of dried blood or some kind of smooshed bug in the centre of my chest. I'm a fucking retard and didn't take any pictures but it was about an inch and a half long and soft but kinda crumbly. I know it's not a bug because I live in Canada and then it's don't get this big let alone the ones that get into houses. When I removed it there looked like two holes where the blood (if that's what it is) could have come from, but there are no markings or scars of any kind on my chest. I though it might have been chocolate that got there when I was sleep walking but in either sleep walk, to my knowledge, or have any easily accessible chocolate in my house.
I might just be over reacting to nothing but has /x/ seen or heard of anything like his before?
As a side note the middle of my chest has a dull pain like if you've ever cracked the middle of your chest while stretching.
Pic unrelated it was a spider I found yesterday.
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>>19510218
OP, you have the power to heal! congrats, now you can shoot yourself in the face and live to tell about it.
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>>19511955
It's posts like these that are the reason why I come here.
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>>19510218
>The spiderbro you found yesterday took a liking to you.
>When you crawled into bed, it followed you and laid down on your chest because it wanted to cuddle.
>In your sleep you accidentally smushed spiderbro
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Bedbugs you filthy nigger
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You're fat, how fat are you?
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hmm
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>>19512455
Caught lmao
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